Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"How are you feeling? Are you in good shape?"

The group took the beer; it was incredibly refreshing to have such a sip on a hot summer day.

"It's alright, but I feel like Dai Miao is the one who's having the hardest time." Lu Nan pointed to Dai Miao, who looked utterly hopeless in the chair, even though he was surrounded by several girls.

"Hahaha, at this rate, Dai Miao is almost back to earn enough to cover the cost of his diving suit." Ah Shou stepped forward and, amidst the disapproving looks of the girls who wanted to take pictures, shoved a bottle of beer into Dai Miao's hand.

After all, we can't let our heroes go thirsty.

Iori and Kohei stared intently at the long line of people not far away.

"It seems we have a rival now."

"Is there some kind of egg giveaway over there? Why are there so many people?"

Lu Nan and Senior A Shou followed their gazes.

"Ah, it's the Tinker Bell booth." Ashou turned his gaze away without any surprise: "Tinker Bell is a tennis club that brings together a group of handsome men and has the highest proportion of girls."

"It's also the biggest gathering place for popular people, but I heard the atmosphere there isn't very good." Banami's voice rang out behind Lunan.

Lu Nan was startled and immediately turned around to cover his buttocks. Ever since that incident, he still hasn't been able to get used to someone being too close behind him.

Seeing this, Bana tilted her head in confusion, then walked over to Chisa and put on a pink bear apron as well: "Sorry I'm late, I had some personal business to attend to."

"Your group of popular friends are up to their old tricks again? Here, sign this, and Daimiao and I will be on our way." Lu Nan handed over a blank authorization form.

Although Banami didn't know what this thing was, she understood what Lu Nan meant. She was a little amused and exasperated: "There's no need for this. He just keeps bothering me with questions, like where he's been and what he's been doing lately."

Banami shrugged: "Chatting with them is boring. It's all about shopping, celebrities, desserts and fashion. If I want to talk about diving, none of them know anything. One person even thought I was talking about Jiraiya and asked if I had recently watched Naruto."

Hanami playfully nudged Chisa's arm: "Our Chisa-chan is the most fun~"

Chisa gave Banami a reproachful look: "Alright, be serious, there are still guests."

While the girls were enjoying themselves, the boys were gathered together, deep in thought.

What about wet waste?

"Let's use pig's blood instead."

"You can just sprinkle ash on it."

Chisa's face darkened: "Can you three stop talking so seriously about what to throw at them?"

"Yo-ho~ Everyone's here~" Hamaoka Azusa waved as she walked over.

Lu Nan and the others were startled because there was a large, dirty stain on Hamaoka Azusa's side abdomen.

"Senior Azusa, were you bullied?!"

"Iori! Baseball bat! Baseball bat!!"

"Dumbcat! Go up and sniff around to find the source! Blood for blood, blood for blood!!"

Hamaoka Azusa glanced down, but couldn't see it because her view was obstructed. She turned slightly to the side before she could see the stain: "Oh, this? A little girl with blonde twin tails was rushing over with milk tea and accidentally bumped into me. I wasn't bullied, don't worry."

Ah Shou squinted and crossed his arms: "So you guys are really impulsive. Your senior sister Zi isn't the type to be bullied easily."

Chisa took off her coat and leaned closer: "No matter what, you should change your clothes first, otherwise it won't look good."

Hamaoka Azusa took the clothes and held them up, then smiled somewhat embarrassedly and said, "Sorry, Chisa, I probably can't fit into these clothes."

Chisa froze on the spot, and even Banami, who had come over, was hit in the heart by the incidental area-of-effect true damage.

Hamaoka Azusa said with some distress, "What should I do? This is still quite uncomfortable."

Her gaze shifted to Lu Nan, then she smiled and held out her hand: "Hey, Lu Nan, give me your clothes."

Lu Nan raised an eyebrow in confusion: "Then what should I wear?"

Hamaoka Azusa didn't care about anything else. She quickly took off Lu Nan's short-sleeved shirt and put it on herself. Then, she cleverly pulled her own clothes out from the collar and threw them on the small table next to her.

Lu Nan was left shirtless, but for some reason, a lot of female customers suddenly came to the okonomi stall, which made Banami and Chisa a little flustered.

"This needs to be washed," Lu Nan said, looking at Hamaoka Azusa's clothes. "It looks like there's a big dirty spot on it."

Hamaoka Azusa pouted: "What does it matter? There's a party tonight anyway, and I'll still have to shower after sweating."

"What kind of crazy banquet is waiting for us tonight?"

"This is practically a festival of the devil."

Iori and Kohei embraced each other helplessly.

Chapter 99 Dual-Sword Style (Bonus Chapter for Lantern Festival)

"Stop chatting and come help!" Banai shouted in dissatisfaction as a large number of female customers who had come specifically to help gathered in front of the stall.

Their gazes swept unabashedly over Lu Nan's muscular upper body, making Lu Nan feel somewhat uncomfortable, so he turned his back.

"Hahaha, I really should find some clothes for Lu Nan to wear." Hamaoka Azusa said with a smile, "Then Iori, you can come with me."

Iori pointed to herself, looking completely bewildered: "Why am I the one going? Shouldn't Lu Nan be the one to go?"

"Do you want Lu Nan to walk around the school shirtless?" Hamaoka Azusa said with a strange smile, "Iori, you really have a perverse sense of humor."

Iori was speechless, choked by the words.

"And if you don't go, I feel like you'll be in danger~" Hamaoka Azusa's meaningful gaze fell on Iori's back.

Iori turned around in alarm and found Lu Nan staring intently at him.

Iori covered her upper body in horror: "What are you doing?! Kohei has clothes too?!"

Lu Nan pointed to Kohei, who was helping to make okonomiyaki: "If I gave you his clothes, would you wear them?"

Iori glanced at Lala, who was staring at him, and fell silent.

“Then, and what about Senior Shou…” Iori turned his head and silently looked at Senior Shou’s upper body, which was now naked like Lu Nan’s, and he was holding a bottle of beer in his hand.

"And what about that silly cat? He always has clothes in his little pocket, right?" Iori said, still somewhat unwilling to give up.

Lu Nan didn't say anything, but simply pointed to where Dai Miao was.

Because of the inexplicable increase in female customers, Daimiao's area was also a disaster zone. At this time, Daimiao was surrounded by people, and the light in her small eyes had disappeared.

"If you can go in and bring Dai Miao out, I'll even take my pants off and give them to you." Lu Nan crossed his arms and looked at Yi Zhi.

Iori glanced at the dazed cat surrounded by the fairies, then stood up and said, "Let's go, Azusa-senpai."

Hamaoka Azusa smiled with satisfaction: "That's more like it!"

......

There were commemorative T-shirts with the Yiqing University logo being distributed at the school gate, and Iori took a few extra, just in case.

Hamaoka Azusa stretched as she walked along the campus streets: "Mmm~ It's so nice that the spring festival is so lively~"

Iori followed behind, carrying three or four T-shirts: "Azusa-senpai seems like someone who really enjoys being around people."

Hamaoka Azusa smiled: "I guess so, but when it comes to things I like..."

Hamaoka Azusa leaned closer mysteriously: "What type of guy does Iori like?"

Iori's face froze, and the T-shirt in her hand almost fell to the ground.

"No, what are you saying, Azusa-senpai?!"

Hamaoka Azusa gave a slightly embarrassed smile: "Oh, you see, we're both people with the same orientation, so to be honest, I'm still a little curious."

"Although we talked about this topic a couple of days ago, how should I put it, I'm still very curious."

Iori subconsciously touched her throat, feeling a little short of breath.

"By the way, if I'm talking about guys, I like the type like Lu Nan. As for girls..." Hamaoka Azusa started counting on her fingers: "Nanaka is cute, Chisa looks cute too, Kohachi is interesting, Shima Rin, whom I ate with before, is also very fun, and Miko, who looks a bit easy to bully, seems pretty good too."

Iori stared wide-eyed in shock, his face filled with disbelief. He had nothing to say about Lu Nan, but Azusa-senpai practically wore her thoughts on her sleeve.

But this long string that follows... are you reciting a menu?!

Wait a minute, if you look at it this way, aside from Chisa and Nanaka-nee, aren't they all related to Lu Nan?!

"Um... Senior Azusa, although federal law no longer recognizes bigamy, it's still morally too..." Iori hesitated, unable to finish her sentence.

Hamaoka Azusa rolled her eyes at him: "What do you know? You would never understand Azusa-senpai's grand plan."

(After much thought, I'll add a disclaimer: The author will not write anything like yuri (lesbian) among multiple female characters, and there is absolutely no such intention, so please rest assured. In the original work, Azusa is a master of dual swordsmanship, but in this book, it's not that serious. At most, she just finds girls pleasing to the eye and enjoys being close to them, that's all.)

(I'm genuinely afraid someone will suddenly say to me, "Isn't this just creating a harem for Senior Zi?" If I saw that, I'd be terrified. I usually don't add parentheses in the main text to affect the reading experience, but this time I'm really scared. This book revolves around Lu Nan as the absolute core, so please keep that in mind.)

Iori was speechless, but for some reason felt a pang of sympathy for Lu Nan. How should I put it? Life in the future would probably be quite lively.

"So, Iori? What's your type? If you dare say it's Lu Nan, I'll kill you~"

Iori's breath hitched, and her expression changed rapidly.

It seems that now is the only time to clear up the misunderstanding and explain that I am not a dual-wielder!

Actually...

"Ah~" Hamaoka Azusa patted Iori on the shoulder: "It's so nice to have a junior with the same interests. Actually, even I'm embarrassed to tell others about these things."

Seeing the smile on Azusa's face, Iori turned away and shed painful tears.

God, please save me.

If I tell you now and Azusa finds out it was just a misunderstanding, she'll be heartbroken and embarrassed. And if Lu Nan finds out then...!

At that time, Lu Nan will definitely think that he did something bad and then pull out that dog-beating stick that's been worn smooth and round, and chase him all over the campus!

Actually, actually I like....

......

“I said, Iori.” Kohei looked at Iori.

"What's wrong?" Iori looked down at the small fish swimming in the pool.

"Why did Azusa-senpai suddenly say she wanted to switch shops with me?" Kohei glanced at Iori, his intuition telling him that something was amiss.

After all, Senior Azusa had a big, doting smile on her face and looked very excited.

"Yes, why is that?" Iori said, her face tense, avoiding looking at Kohei sitting next to her. "It's just that I feel like I've done something to wrong you."

"What kind of chaotic vortex have you dragged me into this time, you bastard?"