"...These were all beyond our control. If I had said the wrong thing back then, I would have either died on the spot or later!"
"What kind of force majeure is this, you bastard! Tell me the truth now!"
"Impossible! I'd rather die than say that!"
"You bastard! Then just die!"
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Chapter 100 The Three Brothers at the Stall (Bonus Chapter for Lantern Festival)
Because the veterans had come to relieve the goldfish scooping stall, Iori and Kohei were unusually relaxed.
Iori tossed the bouncy ball in her hand: "But it's nice to have this kind of leisure time, to enjoy the spring festival and such."
"Well, the seniors aren't here after all," Kohei said, holding a bag of bouncy balls similar to those from Lala Go! "I'm really lucky to have found something like this."
Suddenly, a tremendous force gripped their necks, and the familiar sensation immediately made them realize that their predecessors had come to take them away.
"Isn't that Iori and Kohei?"
"You've come at just the right time!"
Iori and the other two broke free of their restraints, looking utterly bewildered: "What are you doing here?"
Senior Shi pointed to Lu Nan behind him with his thumb: "Bring Lu Nan to find other clubs we're meeting tonight to discuss drinking together."
Iori peeked out and saw Lu Nan typing on his phone, looking quite happy.
What's wrong with him?
"It's obvious that she's chatting with someone, but I don't know who it is."
"Never mind that." Iori asked expectantly, "Will there be any cute girls at tonight's party?"
Senior Ashi pondered, "Nanaka has to go back to the shop, so she probably won't be able to participate, but Chisa, Hanami, Azusa, and Lunan's friend, that junior named Sesame Rin, will also be coming."
The expectant looks on Iori and Kohei's faces vanished instantly, replaced by disdain: "Isn't this just a complete blank?"
Senior Shi scratched his head: "Aren't these all cute girls?"
Iori scoffed, "You don't understand, senior. Okay, let's talk about other clubs, maybe over there..."
Ah Shou chuckled and pointed to the barbecue stall next to him: "Then you'll have to ask them."
Iori turned her head expectantly, but her expectant expression immediately turned into horror.
Under the sign for "Olive Club - Passionate BBQ," three muscular men with menacing expressions looked at Iori with smiles on their faces.
Iori took a step back and stiffly turned her body.
Okay, no need to ask anymore, there are definitely no girls.
"Oh, the Olive Club? Looks pretty good." Lu Nan put down his phone and looked over there. "Looks like we're in for drinks tonight!"
"Hey, hey, hey, when did you get assimilated?!" Iori and Kohei sandwiched Lunan.
Lu Nan blinked in confusion: "What?"
Kohei pointed to the seniors who were chatting happily with the members of the Olive Club: "Is it like you seniors?! You should find girlfriends when you go to university! It's not just about drinking, okay?!"
"Yeah yeah!"
A beautiful figure with short white hair and a greatsword on her back suddenly flashed through Lu Nan's mind, but then disappeared in an instant. Lu Nan pouted and said, "I don't really care about that."
"Hehe, I don't really care about that~~~ Three out of the four girls who came tonight are involved with you! You fake scum!!!"
"Damn it, so many popular people!!!"
......
Looking at the frivolous man in front of her, Banami just wanted to shovel a spatula at his self-satisfied face.
"How about it? Why don't you come and have some fun at our stall?" The blue-haired man leaned closer. "It's much better than staying here."
Hamaoka Azusa smiled slightly at the three people rushing towards them from behind, then waved to the two frivolous men in front of her and said, "What should I do if I don't really want to go?"
Chisa kept her head down, too lazy to even look at them: "How many portions do you want?"
"I'll buy five copies, please give me your WeChat ID..."
A pair of large hands precisely gripped their heads, and their necks were firmly held in place by arms with bulging veins.
"Hey~ you guys seem to be having a lot of fun~ huh?"
"Do you also want to see what hell looks like?"
"If you lay a hand on the girls in our club, have you thought about whether you'll be beaten to a pulp or commit seppuku to atone for your sins?"
Cold sweat dripped down the heads of the two tennis club members.
Before them stood three hideous, demonic faces, their eyes gleaming with undisguised ferocity, as if the two of them were about to be devoured by these three vengeful spirits at any moment.
Watching the tennis club duo flee in disarray, Banami sighed: "I told you I hate frivolous men the most. By the way, where are your shirts?"
Lu Nan squatted down and patted the head of the silly cat who had come to report the news: "What does it matter? Anyway, the pants are still there."
Banami was speechless: "For a moment, I actually think what you said makes sense. Am I hopeless too?"
Iori and Kohei stood in front of the stall, wielding fine salt to perform an exorcism.
"Damn social butterflies!"
"Disperse! Disperse!"
Hamaoka Azusa finished speaking: "Thank you, all three of you."
Lu Nan and his two companions immediately struck the pose of the "Three Brothers Under the Moon":
"No need to thank me." "It's nothing." "Just a gentlemanly gesture."
She crouched down and stroked the little cat's head: "Of course, we also have to thank our little cat, thank you so much."
The silly cat proudly put its hands on its hips and said, "Of course, meow!"
Hamaoka Azusa clapped her hands: "Shall we change who watches the shop?"
"It's not necessarily a bad thing," Iori replied, since they had already done a walk around.
"In that case, how about we switch Chiba Nami and Iori Kohei?" Hamaoka Azusa thought for a moment, then whispered to Iori, "Remember to tell me how things are going between you and Kohei later, okay?"
Iori was horrified, coughed violently twice from choking on her saliva, and instinctively grabbed Lu Nan's pants.
"Holy crap! What are you doing?!" Lu Nan exclaimed in shock, shaking off Iori's hand and grabbing the doe-chan, retreating several steps to hide behind Banami.
Iori didn't bother to explain and quickly waved her hand, saying, "Chisa, Kohei, and I are fine. Why don't you rest, Senpai?"
Chisa looked at her with a look of refusal: "But I've been watching the shop the whole time."
Iori ran to Chisa's side, bowing and pleading, practically clinging to Chisa's leg.
In the end, Chisa had no choice but to agree.
Hamaoka Azusa glanced at Kohei, then at Chisa, and finally fixed her gaze on Iori, giving a knowing smile.
"Iori, you're really greedy!"
Iori looked pained: "Azusa-senpai, you should really go and rest, I'm begging you, okay?"
Hamaoka Azusa scoffed, "Alright then, Lunan, Hachi-kun, I'll take you to see the festival. I've heard there are a lot of interesting things there."
The two naturally had no objections. Lu Nan picked up Dai Miao, and the trio of three people and one cat set off again.
Watching them walk away, Iori breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from her forehead.
"I'm sorry, Chisa."
"Seriously, why?"
"Don't you need to apologize to me?"
"Isn't your job to mind the shop anyway? Let me tell you something."
Chapter 101 Haunted House? (Bonus Chapter for Lantern Festival)
"So why do we have to do this?" Chisa asked helplessly, continuing her work with the spatula.
"Well, I want to avoid being alone with Hamaoka Azusa-senpai," Iori said, looking pained.
"I see. After all, Azusa-senpai is indeed a very beautiful woman." Chisa nodded, her tone carrying a faint hint of jealousy that seemed to come from nowhere: "You two would be very nervous if you were alone together, wouldn't you?"
Iori's sharp emotional intelligence failed to pick up on this extremely subtle emotion, and she simply said to herself, "I am indeed nervous..."
But it's hard to say what caused the tension.
"What does this vague answer mean?" Chisa pouted.
Iori didn't answer, her gaze fixed on Kohei.
"Kouhei, what are you doing?"
Kohei froze, thinking to himself that this scumbag had a keen intuition. He secretly put his phone away while casually scratching his head: "What? What are you doing? I didn't do anything."
"You practically have your guilty conscience written all over your face, okay? What are you doing?" Iori gradually approached.
Kohei resorted to his stubborn approach: "I don't understand what you're saying! I was clearly making okonomiyaki properly!"
"No! You were actually eavesdropping the whole time and were just about to embellish what you said and send it to Lu Nan, you little bastard?!"
"Holy crap! Can you read minds?!"
"Just as I thought! Take this punch!"
"Okay, stop fighting! We have guests coming!"
......
"Hey! Lu Nan, don't you think Iori and Chisa are quite a good match?" Hamaoka Azusa nudged Lu Nan, her face full of gossip.
"But I remember they were cousins, weren't they?"
Upon hearing that there was some gossip, Banami naturally moved even closer.
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