Tokusatsu: How come this knight drama is different?!

Tokusatsu: How come this knight drama is different?!

Author: Aze is the fattest

Summary:

Making fun of others is fun for a moment, but if you keep making fun of others, it'll only lead to more trouble...

No, I was just joking around online, why did I get dragged here?!

What?! They want me to act in the knights' shed?!

Oh, I was just joking around...

What?! You get a free official Bandai product just for participating in the show?!

Needless to say, I'm going to fight you for this! Nobody can take it from me!

Chapter 1: The Special Effects Studio is Hiring!

What Yu Che never expected was...

One day, I actually got my comeuppance for making careless remarks.

……

It was an ordinary day. Yu Che turned on his computer in an ordinary way, excitedly rubbed his hands together, and happily opened Bilibili, finding his favorite tokusatsu section and clicking in.

Due to work, he hadn't watched the latest Kamen Rider series for six months.

But it's okay, all the long suffering was for this day!

The work is done, and You Che has fired his boss. Before finding a new job, You Che must have some fun.

First, catch up on the progress you've fallen behind in.

Hehe, I've saved up more than twenty episodes to watch.

I excitedly grabbed some tissues and went to the computer...

Hmm? Tissues?

He tossed the tissue aside and clicked play.

Damn it, I'm not some weirdo, why would I need tissues?

Yu Che had almost forgotten most of the previous plot, but after spending ten minutes skipping through the progress bar and trying to recall it, he quickly remembered the missing parts of the story.

So, an hour later:

You Che frowned.

This plot...

What are you doing, Ba Niu?

It's either black or white, what's with all this back and forth?

Oh well, it's not like we've been jumping around like this in the Knights' Den before, we'll get used to it. Overall, the plot is quite good, and the concept of a reality show for people from the future is actually quite interesting. Plus, the people from the future are involved in the plot, which is great.

So, four hours later:

You Che stared blankly at the characters still arguing in the scene, then glanced at the episode number and hissed, "Almost forty episodes already... Are you guys doing a love story between gods and demons?!"

Are you still arguing here?! It's almost over!

Evening:

Yu Che slumped in his chair, various ending credits scrolling across the computer screen in front of him, while Ukiyo Hidetoshi was connecting with the next installment, Knight Gochad.

Next work...

I f***ing don't care what your next work is!

What kind of rubbish plot is this?!

Wasn't the opening really good?!

You, Fushi Eiju, have been putting on airs from beginning to end, and you're just like a little fox looking for its mother. Once you find her, you don't care about anything else, do you?!

And you, Sakurai Kagekazu, what on earth are you doing?!

He was portrayed as a virtuous and upright person at first, but then he turned evil because of his sister. He should have at least figured out who his enemy was!

And since you turned to the dark side because of your sister, can't you talk to your companions and come up with some solutions?!

Everyone's going it alone, right?!

Can't we be a little more united?!

And that guy who's more entertaining than the demons, it's one thing for a human to side with the demons, but to actually turn around and support humans for the sake of the demons?!

Ishimuri, waaaaah, my Ishimuri... She's been a mere plot device from beginning to end...

They had such a good start...

Then there's Bellobal, the female villain, with stunning looks and incredible strength. In the early stages, she fought four future humans in a 1v3 battle, but later she was instantly defeated by Nami. Is this really not a plot device?

Don't you think this is a bit hasty?!

And you weren't in the new world ACE created in the finale, sob sob...

I really cried...

Hehe, actually I was just pretending.

Youche's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks) spirit burned brightly, and he picked up the keyboard and began to furiously type away.

After writing a long article of a thousand words, You Che put his hands behind his head and leaned back in his chair.

Ugh, this is just ridiculous...

Well, that's just how knights are, sometimes they're unpredictable, sometimes they're unpredictable.

Wasn't that the case with Kamen Rider Decade? The early stages were quite good, the setting was interesting, but the ending was surprisingly rushed...

Um, it seems that Decade's problem was due to other reasons, not personal issues within the Knights Club...

Never mind, that's not important.

Gochard...

Should I continue pursuing this...?

After thinking for a moment, You Che opened the new Knight's Diary series, Gorchard, and clicked to follow it.

Although the ending of Extreme Fox was disappointing—well, not exactly disappointing, it started to fall apart from the middle onwards—it's still worth following.

What if the new work is a masterpiece?

There's no way we'll end up with another Leavis, right?

Speaking of which, the fox and Levi are quite similar. Levi was also quite good in the early game, but he started to fall apart in the mid-game...

"cough cough"

Suddenly, the computer emitted a message from someone sending a message to his QQ account.

You Che was slightly taken aback, then clicked on his QQ number.

A friend request came into view.

The friend request message read: "I saw your post in the Knights Community. Would you be interested in discussing information about the Knights' Lodge?"

Yu Che was taken aback. Aren't most knight fans socially awkward?

Adding someone as a friend directly, that's awesome...

After thinking about it, You Che clicked "agree".

There are no bad guys among the fans of Kamen Rider; they just get a bit heated when discussing the plot.

After accepting the friend request, the other party got straight to the point:

"I have a production crew for a film called 'Extreme Fox' that needs people. Would you be interested in playing a role in it?"

You Che blinked. What the heck?

"Didn't Extreme Fox end?" You Che asked the other party.

The other party simply replied, "We need to reshoot some scenes, and then we'll release a director's cut. Would you be interested in acting in it?"

You Che was taken aback, and immediately asked instinctively, "Is there a reward?"

After a moment of silence, the other party replied, "Yes, how much do you want?"

Yu Che typed rapidly: "Just give me a set of genuine Bandai products. Oh, I mean all the Rider belts. It would cost tens of thousands of yuan in total. If my salary isn't enough, I can add some money myself."

Instead of continuing the conversation, the other person asked, "So, you agree to come to the Knights' Den?"

"Of course! Oh, by the way, can I wear the suit? I love suits so much!"

"Okay, you have successfully joined the Knights Studio and your project has been confirmed."

Project Name: Kamen Rider Goku Fox.

Have a pleasant day at work.

As the message was sent, the screen in front of You Che gradually began to light up...

And on the knight station where Yu Che was discussing...

The Kamen Rider Goku Fox anime series is gradually disappearing...

……

a week later:

"Hey, did you hear? Toei is planning to air Gorchard and Mitsubishi Flying Fox together this time."

"Huh? Two Kamen Rider episodes airing at the same time? That's incredible!"

"Wow, that's awesome! But what was Toei thinking? Airing both at the same time is just competing with themselves for viewers!"

"Who knows? It would be better if those executives at Toei stayed that stupid."

"That makes sense, hahaha~"