Why bother with dating when you already have a cat?

If anything seems amiss, Ai Qing can correct it in time.

But when it comes to dating...

Because of her own circumstances, Ai Qing always avoids discussing things too much with Xiao Yu.

Xiaoyu especially liked to use her relationship with Aiqing as an example when talking about love, which made Aiqing feel awkward and uncomfortable.

Little Fish can only rely on self-study or the help of a master now.

After all, Bubble and Little Fish had only known each other for a short time and were still considered new online acquaintances.

My understanding of Xiaoyu is limited to what I see during her live streams and in offline chats.

In addition, Xiaoyu has some secrets that she can't tell outsiders, which leads to a lot of information being distorted. Therefore, Bubble has no way of judging what is going on with Xiaoyu's relationship that hasn't even started yet.

Xiao Youqian, however, is different.

Although she had only known Xiaoyu online for a short time, Xiao Youqian knew Xiaoyu's crush all too well.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: I'm all done! Just got back to bed, let's continue chatting!

After quickly drying herself off, Xiao Youqian rushed out of the bathroom without even putting on clothes or a towel, and crawled into her bed.

Vera, who was taking a nap in bed, was startled awake by the soft mattress bouncing up and down.

"Meow?"

Vera peeked out from under the covers and saw her mistress leaning against the headboard naked, engrossed in her phone, chatting passionately with someone.

No matter how hard its little brain works, it probably can't guess that the person chatting with its master on the other end of the phone is actually the little fish next door who scared it so much when it made a magic trick.

[Ai Eats Fish]: Okay, sister, you can say so.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: First of all, let's analyze the person you like, that is, this author.

【艾吃鱼】: Mm-hmm.

To convince Xiaoyu of her judgment, Xiao Youqian did not explicitly state that she knew Ai Qing, but instead guided and analyzed the situation.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: Has he ever been in a relationship before?

[Ai Chi Yu]: No, he's 24 years old this year and has never been in a relationship since he was a child.

Little Fish knew this.

【Youqian does whatever she wants】: I was right.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: Do you know what the reason is? Generally speaking, if someone is almost graduating from university and has never been in a relationship, what do you think is the reason?

Little Fish thought for a moment, recalling her previous conversation with Sister Bubble, and replied.

【Ai Eats Fish】: Ugly?

Xiao Youqian: "..."

That is indeed an important reason.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: So you've seen him in person, do you think he's ugly?

[Ai Eats Fish]: That's definitely the most handsome!

OK OK.

Ai Qing, you little rascal, just how infatuated are you with this girl?

Xiao Youqian clicked her tongue in amazement.

Although she admitted that Ai Qing was indeed handsome, she would never say he was the most handsome.

He's the kind of guy who stands out from the crowd of ordinary guys.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Xiao Youqian was enjoying the sweet moment and continued to gently persuade him.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: You just said that he has a good personality and takes good care of you.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: From the perspective of choosing a partner, there should be no problem with this guy. Why has he not had a girlfriend for 24 years?

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: You know, many young people start dating as early as junior high or high school.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: She may not date during this stage because of family reasons, but if she still doesn't date after entering university, then there is a big problem.

That's right.

After being reminded by Xiao Youqian, Xiaoyu suddenly realized this major problem.

Since her brother is so outstanding, why didn't any girls date him before?

[Ai Chi Yu]: He previously said that he was a staunch believer in being single and didn't need to be in a relationship.

Xiaoyu vaguely remembered that Ai Qing had said something like that before.

But as the little fish grew faster and faster, Ai Qing seemed to rarely mention this anymore.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: Yes, that's the problem.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: What exactly is the reason that made him decide to choose a life of celibacy and never date?

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: Actually, you can tell by reading the novels she writes.

[Ai Eats Fish]: Huh?

The little fish paused for a moment, not quite understanding the connection between them.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: It's very simple. Look at the love stories in his novels. They are so pure, beautiful, and flawless.

【Youqian does whatever she wants】: The male and female protagonists are definitely each other's soulmates. Even if there are some twists and turns in the process of getting together, they are destined to reconcile.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: There will be some minor frictions and conflicts in life, but one party will always take the initiative to seek reconciliation and eventually let bygones be bygones.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: The two are in perfect harmony, each with their own things to do and dreams to pursue, and they can both consider each other's needs, helping each other achieve and grow together.

【Youqian does whatever she wants】: This is the kind of love he wants to pursue.

Xiaoyu was sitting on the sofa in the living room, looking at the long list of analysis records sent by Xiao Youqian, her toes constantly scrolling upwards.

He was constantly taking notes, just like a well-behaved student attentively recording everything the teacher wrote on the blackboard.

Unfortunately, Xiaoyu forgot that electronic devices also have a copy-and-paste function; her brain was ultimately limited by her own cleverness.

But this did not deter her from studying diligently.

[Ai Eats Fish]: So all I need to do is give him this kind of love, right?

[Ai Chi Yu]: I can try my best!

【Youqian does whatever she wants】: Haha~ You're so cute.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: Novels and reality are different. The author can perfectly control the plot of the novel. Whatever he wants, the characters in the novel must do.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: So in the world of his novels, the love he writes about is absolutely, one hundred percent safe for him.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: But in reality, he doesn't have a time machine to see how the story will develop a few years later.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: So no matter how many promises you make, you can't guarantee 100% safety. No one can predict what the future will hold.

【Yuxi does whatever she wants】: Therefore, under this premise, he would rather choose celibacy and never put himself in a risky position to be harmed by the possible bitter consequences.

[Yu-Aki's Unbridled Behavior]: I call this situation—

【艾吃鱼】: Hmm? What's it called? Is it love perfectionism?

Xiaoyu has read a lot online and can still string together a few words.

However, Xiao Youqian's summary was much more accurate.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: This isn't called perfectionism in love, I call it "long-term virginity syndrome".

To put it bluntly, I've been holding it in for too long, and I'm just fantasizing about it all the time.

Once you lose your virginity, all this trouble will be over.

Xiao Youqian has dated virgin boyfriends before.

He was indeed a complete virgin when we talked, with all the necessary qualities.

Once you actually taste it, the difference is huge.

All I can say is—humph, men.

However, to Xiao Youqian's great surprise, Xiaoyu asked a question that left her speechless.

[Ai Chi Yu]: Sister, what does "virgin" mean?

【Youqian does whatever she wants】: Sister, are you serious? A virgin means someone has never slept with someone.

【Ai Chi Yu】: But he goes to bed every day, otherwise, does he have to sleep on the floor?

Xiao Youqian: "???"

Is this little fish sister here to amuse herself?

Can an 18-year-old girl really be this innocent?

How exactly did Ai Qing manage to attract such a naive little girl to read his novel, which is full of suggestive content?

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: You really don't know about the process of men and women having children?

[Ai Eats Fish]: Oh! I know that!

It's just mating!

The little fish knows this.

I just didn't know that the term "virgin" had anything to do with this.

Seeing Xiaoyu's reply, Xiao Youqian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, it wasn't that absurdly pure.

He probably just hasn't heard of the term "virgin" before.

Although it's a bit hard to understand, it's possible that this might happen if someone hasn't been exposed to this kind of thing much before and their family education is relatively conservative.

Xiao Youqian guessed that Xiaoyu was probably a day student, not someone who lived in the school dormitory.

Otherwise, if the girls gather in groups, the conversation will keep going on and on.