Don't use Type-Moon references in Oregairu!

76. It's nothing more than direct contact between mucous membranes and skin.

"Master, you're so mean! You shouldn't have been in such a hurry! Aaaaaaah~~" Abigail watched as Fujimaru Ritsuka rushed over and picked up her small body...

Then Abi was placed on his shoulder and rode the Fujimaru around Chaldea.

Back then, Chaldea was still in Antarctica, and the snowstorm outside the window was incessant. The interior space wasn't large, but it was still warm. There weren't many Chaldeans, but they all knew each other, and you would often bump into familiar Servants in the corridors, and on the way, you could see envious glances. Some were for Abigail, and some were for Fujimaru Ritsuka.

To this day, Abigail still remembers the longing looks in the eyes of Nursery Rhyme, Jack, Jeanne d'Arc, and Kiyohime (?), as well as the gratified smiles of the adults watching the two of them play. She felt extremely ashamed, and her face burned with embarrassment.

She's already a 14-year-old adult; she shouldn't be acting like a child.

But even now, Abi still secretly cherishes that time. The journey around Chaldea was short, but it left a deep impression on her—the captain's fragrant black hair, his broad and reassuring shoulders. If she could ride him again, it would surely be just as intoxicating as the broad and warm back she was leaning against now.

"Eh...back?" Abigail babbled as she looked up, slurping the drool that had spilled from the corner of her mouth. Her gaze gradually focused, and then her face began to flush red.

"Ah, Abby's awake? You were sleeping so soundly, your drool even soaked my T-shirt..." Fujimaru Ritsuka said teasingly, noticing the noise behind her.

He may not have eyes in the back of his head, but the two girls who made a fool of themselves were secretly watching what was happening behind them. Seeing that Abigail's face was as red as an apple and steam was about to rise from her head, Yukino Yukinoshita decided to first issue a diplomatic reprimand to cover up her mistake: "Fujimaru, Fujimaru, you are such a devil. It is extremely rude of you to tease a young lady like this."

"That's right, that's right, it's all your fault for always saying weird things and poisoning the minds of teenagers." Yui said indignantly, as if the little perverts who had just heard the loli's sleep talk and had dirty thoughts never existed.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault, Abby, don't be embarrassed. The saliva smells nice, it's not a problem at all. When I get home, I won't wash the clothes, I'll just frame them and keep them as family heirlooms." Fujimaru Ritsuka immediately offered up her gentlemanly excuse—we're all gentlemen and ladies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, we're perverted and we're proud of it, so let's not make a fuss about it.

Yui and Yukino were seething with hatred. In a moment of carelessness, Fujimaru had brought everyone to the same level. With his rich experience in being a pervert, wouldn't he be able to easily beat them all in the future?

The two exchanged a glance. Let's leave today's results here for now. We must find the right opportunity another day to make Fujimaru admit that he is not just a gentleman. We must expose his true nature as a deep-sea monster. That way, even if he is seen as a lady, it will be better.

...They have absolutely no intention of shedding their "repressed and sensual" label; their thinking has completely gone astray.

Abigail was unaware of the ugly, backstabbing battle that had taken place before she woke up, and she believed it to be true: "Commander, your clothes will definitely smell bad like that."

Yukino & Yui: Heh, this girl is too green.

Abigail straightened up on Fujimaru Ritsuka's back, striking a mature pose. After considering the matter seriously for a long time, she finally came up with a compromise: "If the captain likes Abigail's saliva so much, then Abigail can give it to the captain every day."

boo.

Abigail quickly kissed Fujimaru Ritsuka's cheek, then covered her cheeks with a chuckle and shrank back behind Fujimaru Ritsuka.

Fujimaru Ritsuka almost stumbled. Yukino and Yui blinked, wondering if they had been drinking that night, and why they were drunk even though they hadn't.

At this moment, the two girls noticed that although Abigail's face was red, her expression was very smug, like a rat that had stolen oil falling into a rice or oil vat.

hiss.

Yukinoshita and Yuihama wished they could turn Fujimaru Ritsuka's head around and see what this [little girl] was thinking.

Abigail didn't do anything else; she just grinned and pressed her hot little face against his back, snuggling comfortably for a few moments to cool down.

Just as I thought back then, I really hope this road has no destination.

Unfortunately, happy times always pass too quickly. If we were to use Einstein's brilliant theory of time as a metaphor, it would be less like sitting by the fireplace chatting with a young lady and more like smoking a cigar, drinking whiskey, and watching a striptease.

In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the apartment building under the snow, ready to part ways.

As Fujimaru Ritsuka reluctantly handed the departing Abigail to Yukinoshita, Abigail seized the opportunity to quickly stamp her other cheek as well. Then, blushing, she nestled into Yukinoshita's arms, waving her hand at him: "Bye-bye, Captain~ Remember to think of Abigail, or I won't give you a present next time."

"Oh dear, are you still arguing with the captain about this?" Fujimaru Ritsuka pinched Abi's chubby cheeks before turning away.

But after a few steps, he stopped suspiciously and turned to ask Yui Yuigahama, "What? Aren't you going home today?"

"I'm staying overnight!" Yui blinked and sighed, "I'm going to team up with Yukinoshita to give a hygiene lesson to a certain lady, so Little Red Riding Hood won't be dancing the cha-cha around the Big Bad Wolf's mouth all the time."

Fujimaru Ritsuka gestured for him to leave, annoyed: "Go away, go away. You're always thinking about such nonsense. I've always thought you two know a lot."

It's infuriating to be slandered like this and not even be able to refute it—because no matter how you look at it, it seems to make perfect sense.

Yukino Yukinoshita retorted with a forced smile: "Don't just stand there. I'm starting to wonder if you're planning to stay and participate in the girls' private chat time."

Fujimaru Ritsuka felt guilty: "We were talking about a health education class, why didn't you invite someone like me, the science popularization prince, to be a special guest?"

But he couldn't bring himself to say it, so he could only say in a righteous tone: "I suspect that the two ladies without teaching qualifications will teach Abigail the wrong things. I suggest we record it so that I can correct you properly."

"Get lost. Otherwise, I'll tell my sister to get your reimbursement process blocked." Yukinoshita waved her little fist, though it posed no threat whatsoever.

But if this kind of joke gets out of hand, the company will be in big trouble. Fujimaru Ritsuka quickly ran away.

Yukino and Yui both smiled contentedly—suddenly, they felt that in Chaldea, which was mostly made up of girls, if Fujimaru Ritsuka were to act like a shameless female hooligan, she might not be able to handle it, just like the little radish in front of them.

Abby blinked, giving me an innocent look: What bad intentions could Abby possibly have? It's just a kiss.

77. Abby has already popped the champagne! Yay!

"Abigail, you can't be thinking about Captain Bo all the time. You're a girl, you need to be more reserved." Yukino and Yui formed a delegation and were lecturing Abigail.

Abigail was obedient, but now she was a little confused, raising her hand with her long sleeves hanging high: "Hey hey~~ I have a question! Why can't I kiss the person I like?"

"The person I like!" Yui Yuigahama blushed—so bold? So passionate? Are all children's thoughts so direct!

Yukino coughed a few times, trying to hide her blush: "Abby, you're still young. You don't really understand what it means to like or dislike someone. You'll understand in a few years."

"Hey~ what are you talking about, saying Abby doesn't understand?" Abby revealed a sly smile, her eyes darting around. "Isn't it just getting married and then doing all those lovey-dovey things? Abby's already seen the townspeople in the wild..."

"Waaaaah!" Yui Yuigahama frantically waved her hands, covering Abi's mouth, her face completely burning up, her eyes darting around. "Outside! How dare you!"

Yukino was also speechless. She tentatively asked, "Abby, around when did you guys get married?"

Abigail gently removed Yui's weak hand and started counting on her fingers in frustration. "Let me think... I remember there was a girl in town who was 20 and still unmarried, and people called her an old maid. Aunt Susan next door's daughter got married at 15, and Lavinia supposedly has a cousin who got married at 14. Hmm!"

Abby clapped his hands excitedly: "Rounding it up, doesn't that mean Abby can drag the regimental commander to the wedding tomorrow?"

"Wait, wait, that was then, this is now. It's impossible to get married at this age in modern times." Yukino and Yui panicked completely. In order to save Fujimaru Ritsuka from a tragic future of being seen as a lolicon, they decided to do everything they could to stop it.

"Yeah, that's true. Anyway, it's only a few years, Abby can wait. It's getting late, good girl Abby should go back to sleep." Abby rubbed her eyes and sleepily walked towards the bedroom.

Yukino and Yui both breathed a sigh of relief: they had finally stopped this little girl, who didn't quite understand common sense, from having a sudden, impulsive idea. Wait, what were we trying to do in the first place?

Abigail, having closed the bedroom door, leaned against it, a smug smile on her face: No, I must hold it in, I can't laugh out loud. But... the poor adults, being completely manipulated by little Abigail. So easily bypassing obstacles and getting close to the leader, can anyone else do that? I will eventually become the heroine of the new world!

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In the living room, Yukino finally realized something was wrong—wasn't she being completely led by the nose by Abigail?

This woman is terrifying.

Recalling Abigail's words, Yukinoshita felt a chill run down her spine: Yes, Abigail seems like a harmless 14-year-old girl right now, but some of her ideas are different from ordinary people. Moreover, her body can grow, and it might not even take a year for the careless Fujimaru Ritsuka to be completely taken advantage of.

At this time, we should unite all forces that can be united.

I'm doing this to save Fujimaru Ritsuka from becoming a lolicon in the future.

Yukino Yukinoshita kept telling herself this, and she seemed to hear the mocking voice of someone in her mind, but she didn't care about anything else for the time being.

She grasped Yui Yuigahama's hand, her expression serious: "Yui, you have to help me."

Yui Yuigahama looked completely bewildered, not quite understanding what Yukino meant. She was still trying to figure out what was wrong after being led astray by Abi.

"Help me break off all my impure heterosexual relationships! Prevent our captain from becoming a useless lolicon in this tragic future." Yukino Yukinoshita said very seriously, "There are quite a few girls in our team right now, and they're all too frivolous."

She angrily criticized the corrupt atmosphere at Chaldea: "We are working hard to protect our homeland, defeating the weirdos who want to disrupt society, and punishing the bad. Chaldea's work in Chiba has just begun, and some people are already trying to target our organization's leader. We can't let this kind of evil trend get in the way."

Yui Yuigahama scratched her cheek, unable to bear looking at Yukino Yukinoshita's angry yet slightly guilty expression.

"Yukino, you're just crying wolf."

She dared not say those words aloud, after all, Yukino was just an ordinary girl, and she was quite shy.

Yui could only stroke her hair: "Yes, yes, yes, we really shouldn't be thinking about this right now. Well, there's an old saying in the East, 'How can one have a home if the 'breast slave' hasn't been eliminated?'"

"It's the Huns!" Yukino rolled her eyes dramatically, accusing her of revealing her stupidity and hurting the big-breasted aliens of the otaku class.

"Oh dear, Yukino's Chinese studies are really good. Anyway, why are we thinking about love and romance before we've cleared out all the strange creatures?"

"Ahem... Actually, there's no need to be so demanding. The key is to get Chiba Prefecture sorted out." Yukinoshita said, "Nobody's perfect, little comrade, don't make a big deal out of it."

Yui Yuigahama: ( ﹁ ﹁ )

Yukino felt a little embarrassed by Yui's silent gaze, but she still insisted on continuing: "I know that Yui is the most sensible person in Chaldea right now, so we need to make some plans to limit Abby's cute behavior and the fanservice behavior of the newcomer Kasumigaoka."

"Don't worry, leave it to me." Yui Yuigahama said, "As sisters, I would never have any bad intentions towards Fujimaru Ritsuka."

Yukino Yukinoshita was overjoyed, having gained a powerful ally.

They huddled together and began whispering about how to correct the corrupt practices of Chaldea.

However, the two people who had no memory of visiting Chaldea were unaware of the curse of Chaldea: those who corrupt the atmosphere of Chaldea are the Disciplinary Committee members.

After muttering to themselves for a while, they couldn't come up with any particularly good ideas, and could only come up with one method after another, similar to the power struggles between idols in the neighboring Princess Connect.

"It seems to be quite effective..."

"But isn't this just preemptive strike?!" Yukino Yukinoshita was a little uneasy, pointing at Yui—you big-eyed girl with thick eyebrows, how could you come up with such a bad idea.

"Hmph, Yukino, you need to understand, love is war, you know." Yui Yuigahama pulled out a deerskin hat with "[Love? Detective]" printed on it from somewhere, and used it as a pipe while sucking on a lollipop, looking very smug.

"No, I never said I liked Fujimaru." Yukino shook Yui vigorously. "Don't mistake me for some snow sculpture beauty!"

Today's winner: Champagne.

78. You thought he was on the third floor? He's on the fifth floor.

The moonlight was cool, and the stars had disappeared on this summer night, with only the Summer Triangle twinkling.

"Sigh, I'm not some stupid, idiotic, and gentle light novel protagonist, how could I not understand it?" Fujimaru Ritsuka looked up at the three bright stars in the sky and could only sigh deeply.

While Kasumigaoka and Yukinoshita might have been mistaken, Abigail genuinely harbored those feelings. Although he unconsciously treated Abigail like a child, he knew in his heart that under the guidance of the timeless gentleman Carter, Abigail had seen many strange and wonderful things. Her childlike appearance was merely an act; her knowledge and experience were no less than that of a certain great figure.

However, no matter how she thought about it, Fujimaru Ritsuka still felt a little distant—even though Abigail guaranteed with the power she obtained from the evil god that her soul was her captain, Fujimaru Ritsuka had never truly experienced being with Abigail, so she naturally hesitated.

Besides, he has several beauties by his side.

Well, so let's spend more time together before making any decisions. Even if it's love at first sight after a blind date, we still need to date for a while before making any decisions.