The package has assigned me way too many objects.

Chu Yinan said, "Taking a dump? What a coincidence, Martin, are you also going to take a dump here?"

Martin said with displeasure, "Don't tell anyone what you're saying later. We're about to start eating barbecue, and you're planning to have an extra meal? Go back to playing on your phone. I'm going to the bathroom to wash my hands first."

Martin went ahead, and Chu Yinan, whose legs were numb from squatting, stood up, stomped her feet, and slowly returned to her class's camp.

In the camp of our class, the boys were busy and overwhelmed, occasionally letting out a few elegant remarks.

"Holy crap, what kind of mutton is this? It smells awful, I can't eat it!"

However, Chu Yinan noticed that Martin and Lianxiu were sneaking a bite to eat next to the barbecue grill.

"Didn't you tell me you were going to the bathroom? How come you're back so soon and starting to eat? You ran faster than me!" Chu Yinan looked curiously at the skewers they were eating.

While the other men were complaining about the stench, the two of them ate happily, even whispering strange things like "Tonight's all set" and "How many rounds are you going to fire?"

Martin swallowed the roasted lamb testicles and asked, puzzled, "I've been here with Lianxiu the whole time. When did I tell you I was going to the bathroom? I was in a hurry to finish eating and get back for the second half of the event!"

Chapter 50 Your ass doesn't lie!

"what?"

Chu Yinan felt it should be Martin's, could it be a mistake?

It's possible, given how dark it was back then. However, he did refer to the other person as "Martin," and the other person didn't deny it.

Strange.

These doubts were quickly interrupted by the reprimands from the female class committee members.

The class monitor tried a bite of the "specialty" Song Maren brought back and almost threw up. After rinsing his mouth with a few sips of a beverage, he scolded:

"What on earth did you guys buy? I looked at the budget sheet, and these are the most expensive ingredients, right? Why does this look so strange! Did you pour something on them?!"

She wanted to say "pee," but with so many people present, including people from other classes, she felt it wasn't appropriate to say it so bluntly.

Song Maren would never normally suffer such a loss, but this time he was truly in the wrong and remained silent, looking dejected.

The few bags of "mutton" he bought cost the same as the total price of all the other ingredients.

Spending the most money to buy the worst-tasting food is a huge loss of face, and I don't even dare to try to get it back.

He could only question that idiot Lianxiu: "Didn't you say this local specialty was delicious and that you had to eat it every time you met a client? What is this garbage?!"

"Yang Huanxi," Lianxiu said, using a rustic name.

A classmate downloaded a food identification app on his phone. After identifying the food, he looked at Song Maren with a strange expression and said:

"Sheep testicles, that's the stinky, foul smell!"

The girls were furious when they heard this. They were all in high school now, not innocent children anymore. They had all heard about the effects of ingredients like oysters and penises, even if they hadn't eaten them.

"We gave you activity funds, and you used them to supplement your kidneys! What are we going to do now? We were going to give some to the third-year students, so you'll have to figure this out yourselves! Buy what you need and eat it yourselves, don't let me find you wasting food!"

After uttering those harsh words, the group of boys looked at each other, none of them willing to eat it.

Lin Qiu, who was in charge of leading the boys, was inexplicably blamed, but there was nothing he could do but take the lead in expressing his opinion. He picked up a string of...

"There are so many boys, a few skewers for each person should be enough. Just hold your nose and eat them. They're so expensive, you're sure you won't get diarrhea. I'll eat one first... Ugh!"

And so, Song Maren generously and readily reserved the sheep testicles for the entire class plus the upperclassmen, which were eventually consumed by the boys, and Chu Yinan was forced to bear this undeserved misfortune.

However, during the process of eating, everyone found that as long as the sheep testicles were sliced ​​and soaked in lemon juice, although they tasted extremely sour, the flavor was acceptable.

The boy who had initially doubted Chu Yinan's haphazard instructions on seasoning preparation suddenly felt a deep respect for him; this guy really did have some knowledge when it came to barbecue!

Most of the boys were planning to eat chicken wings and drumsticks, but after digesting the lamb testicles, they had no appetite.

A tranquil and inactive state of mind is a state of being, but the male gods feel that they have almost reached that state as well. They are indifferent to worldly affairs, so they are pretty much there.

Less than half an hour after finishing that unpleasant coarse tea egg rice meal, the nourishing effects began to appear.

Martin and Lianxiu, who were preparing for tonight's match, exchanged a glance, both seeing the seriousness in each other's expressions and their readiness to fight.

"I'm starting to get a fever, it's about time I left, what about you?"

"Hey buddy, going the same way? Want to go together?"

"why not?"

After finishing their discussion, they didn't forget Chu Yinan. They patted him on the shoulder earnestly and said:

"Do you remember the phone number I gave you? You live alone now, so don't hold back your needs. Promoting the local service industry is a good thing!"

"I'll give you a piece of my mind!" Chu Yinan didn't tell them about living with the teacher, lest it cause some trouble.

Before long, the boys, who were starting to feel unwell, realized that all their buddies had "stood up," and one by one, they awkwardly had to go back to the guesthouse to avoid their precarious physical condition.

The girls gave some of the food they had baked to the upperclassmen, and when they came back, they found that all the boys were gone.

"Strange, where did the boys go? They told us not to fight with them for the meat before they opened the oven."

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"Teacher Iori probably hasn't gone back to her room to rest yet. At this time, she should be working around the campfire."

Chu Yinan obviously couldn't stay in the classroom anymore; he'd be socially dead in no time. And the other boys probably wouldn't be able to connect with the girls from other schools either.

The uphill night road was illuminated by streetlights, but the streetlights themselves were a dim yellow, which made the path appear even darker.

Although the majority of the group had already gathered at the barbecue area on the beach, quite a few students remained in the guesthouse area, usually in pairs of men and women.

In this dim and quiet environment, an ambiguous and alluring atmosphere is even more likely to be created.

As Chu Yinan walked back, he encountered couples kissing and groping each other in the shadows, whispering flirtatious words. Although these things didn't stir much emotion in Chu Yinan, the authentic skewers of roasted lamb testicles were truly satisfying.

He's practically walking on three legs now.

Left with no other choice, he could only hunch over, take out his phone and pretend to look down at his messages, while hurrying back to his residence.

"Chu Yinan, why are you in such a hurry? Aren't you going to the class activity?" Teacher Yizhi came out from the dark alley around the corner and looked at Chu Yinan with concern. "You should at least participate in these class activities. It's not good to just go back to the guesthouse and stay there."

Chu Yinan's lips twitched, and she forced a smile, maintaining her crossed-back posture as she carefully examined her homeroom teacher.

"Well, I was busy helping out this afternoon and didn't get a break. Now that I'm suddenly free, I'm really sleepy. I'm planning to go back and take a nap first, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing to sit there and doze off."

In the dim light, you could see that Risa Iori's cheeks moved slightly; it was the movement of her skin as she smiled.

She nodded in acceptance of Chu Yinan's statement:

"I see. You and the boys in the class must have had a hard afternoon. Let me go back with you. The lighting is bad now, and it wouldn't be good if you went into the wrong room."

"How could that be? I have a great sense of direction. I'm not some idiot who gets lost even in my own building." Chu Yinan felt troubled and his gaze drifted to the female teacher's buttocks.

The bodycon skirt accentuated the curves of her hips, which were incredibly clear even in the dim light, creating an alluring heart-shaped silhouette.

What were you doing in that alley just now?

"I took a detour here because I was planning to walk around and see where there were good spots for taking photos, and that's when I saw you."

"I see..."

A look of struggle and hesitation flashed across Chu Yinan's face, but in the end, he decided to take the gamble.

"Teacher, did you see a good spot just now? I'd like to take a couple of photos too. How about this alley? It's not crowded with couples taking up space, it feels nice."

"Okay, let's go take a look."

A slender female teacher in high heels and a little boy walked into a dimly lit alley.

Suddenly, the boy's body swelled up, bursting through his clothes. The nearby dim light stretched his silhouette on the ground into a long shadow, making all three of his legs appear very long.

He grabbed the woman's arm to prevent her from escaping: "You're not Iori-sensei, Valise, are you?"

Ms. Iori's buttocks don't look like that!

Chapter 51 Illusion

The chubby little boy who was originally following beside me suddenly transformed into a strong, muscular man, bursting out of his clothes. This would be a shock no matter the situation.

The female teacher looked astonished, took two steps back, her high heels hitting small pebbles, but she remained steady. She stammered incredulously:

"Chu Yinan, what...what is this? Am I hallucinating?"

Chu Yinan had been worried about this situation before. If he guessed wrong, he would be really doomed. But now he was absolutely convinced of his judgment.

Language can deceive, but your ass can't!

He gripped "Teacher Iori's" wrist tightly, not giving her a chance to break free:

"Stop pretending. I don't know how you did it, but you're definitely not Ms. Iori. This must be some kind of physiological hallucination. And you're not wearing high heels, you're wearing women's leather shoes that female students wear, right?"

This section of the road is paved with stone slabs and cement steps, and the sound of high heels walking here is very clear. However, the sound of "Teacher Iori" walking is not that of high heels; it is too light.

Seeing that Chu Yinan wasn't fooled at all, the woman stopped pretending and revealed a playful and pleased smile. She took a step into the shadows, her bright eyes reflecting a faint red, like some kind of colored contact lens.

How did you recognize me?

Chu Yinan wasn't foolish enough to reveal his method of identification, so he feigned ignorance, saying:

"Didn't I just say it was about the shoes? Besides, you even pretended to be Martin to tease me before, so I was bound to be wary and suspicious of you... You're also a child of Turing Tower?"

In the shadows, Chu Yinan simply blinked, and the woman who had been staring at Teacher Iori's face transformed back into her original form.

This was a black-haired beauty with a completely different style from her sister, Bei Yutang. Her bangs were slightly curled inwards, and a dark red ribbon, the same color as her eyes, was tied to the end of her hair on the left side. Her features were the sweet and charming type, but the smile she wore in the shadows was full of mockery and madness.

She was wearing the school uniform from the school in Vesbel, a black school uniform blazer on top and a short skirt with black bodycon stockings on the bottom.

It has to be said that she really resembles Yu Tang in terms of figure. They both have the look of a beautiful woman in a suit with huge breasts, and both have long, straight black hair. If you don't look at her buttocks, Chu Yinan thinks that he would mistake her for his sister if he were using a fake account.

"Not bad, not bad~ You're quite clever. I was worried that if Xiao Chunan's talent is 'fertility,' his brain might become dull. It would be embarrassing to have a younger brother like that."

If they're one of our own, then we shouldn't be too wary, right?

But Chu Yinan still didn't dare let go of her wrist, afraid that she would run away if he wasn't careful, and this guy's way of doing things was also very strange.

She stirs up trouble everywhere, but you can't find the logic behind her actions.

Valise was involved in the case of the body found in the cafeteria, but at the time she was only captured on surveillance footage.

Now, several of Chu Yinan's blind date partners have been sent to jail by her.

Many of the things Chu Yinan does are inseparable from the help of the AI ​​sisters in Turing Tower. She can easily cause trouble everywhere on her own. Could there be supporters behind her?

The "same kind" that Chu Yinan met last time, Marissa, had a talent for "voice," which wasn't particularly special, but it was still quite impressive. This time, the older sister he met really surprised him.