"Well, Yu Tang hasn't been here these past two days, and it's getting cold. You should go to bed early and get up early, otherwise it'll be too cold. It'll be stuffy if the heating is on all the time."
"What's the point of going to bed early and waking up early? If you go to bed late and wake up late, you'll wake up in the morning, and you can bask in the sun. Isn't that better?"
Chu Yinan couldn't refute it for a moment; it was indeed true. It was like the knowledge in mountaineering survival guides: sleep during the warm days and move around during the cold, treating temperature as a resource in its allocation and management. Now that it's a holiday, using the coldest time to sleep and then getting up to play when the temperature rises is a very reasonable allocation of resources.
But then he wouldn't be able to nibble on Nana anymore, so he had to resort to health preservation to refute Aunt Liu. Yan Liu didn't care about winning or losing this topic, but was more concerned about whether Minagawa Izumi had secretly flirted with her son while she was away from home these past two days.
As she led Xiao Chunan downstairs, she asked, "Did your monster aunt take you anywhere to play?"
While asking the question, Yan Liu sniffed Chu Yinan's arms, finding them filled with that woman's scent, which annoyed her somewhat. Although she knew there was nothing she could do, if little Chu Yinan slept in Minagawa Izumi's bed and there wasn't a trace of that woman's scent, that would be a real problem.
“I didn’t go anywhere. I just strolled around the manor yesterday. The female monster and Delia made some desserts together. I supervised the food preparation process to ensure safety. Before I knew it, it was evening, so I went to bed early to prepare for sleep.”
Of course, I go to bed early, but I fall asleep very late.
There was no other way; the child was hungry and couldn't sleep without being full.
Yan Liu led Chu Yinan to the living room, where Heinrich was showing off his fishing catch. He wasn't quite sure what kind of fishing he was doing, but he figured sea fishing could catch a lot of fish.
Those fish were naturally not brought back to the mansion, otherwise they would have smelled fishy. Heinrich was only showing photos taken at the time. Chu Yinan watched for a while, but didn't see anything special. He just felt that the fish were quite ugly and couldn't understand Heinrich's happiness.
However, she had previously shared the joy of fishing, which is basically the same as her love for gacha games. The boundless sea is like a blind box, and you never know what you will catch. The process of waiting to open the box is like meditation. You can review your memories, think about your future plans, and even let your mind wander. When you have thought about it enough, the fish will come.
"Heinrich, didn't you say you were going to fish for some limited-time event's King Fish? Which photo is it?"
Heinrich suddenly fell silent, looking at him with an unfriendly gaze.
What does this mean? Is this a rare occurrence for Heinrich to become the King of the Sky Fish?
Her older sister came over and whispered a reminder: "After Heinrich woke up from his sleep, as soon as he left his room, a group of people returned to port. They were the kind of fishing teams that go out to sea at dawn, and they caught the king of fish."
Although I don't quite understand how they know how many fish the King Fish has, judging from the situation, it seems that Heinrich had his fish stolen while he was sleeping.
"I'm going to take a shower later, Xiao Chunan, come over and scrub my back." Heinrich took his anger out on him.
"Alright then." Even so, Chu Yinan could still accept it.
Yan Liu and Bei Yutang hadn't showered yet, and upon hearing the head of the household's suggestion, they naturally ordered Chu Yinan's back-scrubbing service as well.
"There are way too many of you! If three of you come at once, how long will it take me to finish eating?"
Heinrich nodded knowingly, gestured to a maid to prepare a bathrobe, and then began to fan the flames.
"Yu Tang, Yan Liu, Xiao Chunan is too tired to help both of you. You can choose one of them. Why don't you two figure out who he wants to help more? I'm going to soak in the water first."
Chu Yinan's eyes changed instantly when she saw Aunt Liu and her sister. She jumped over and hugged Heinrich's legs.
"Don't get me into trouble! I didn't say that! Don't believe what Heinrich said. I'll do it in batches over several days!"
After working himself to the bone as a child bath attendant that night, Chu Yinan had already anticipated that Yu Tang might argue with Aunt Liu about his territory for the night, asking him where he wanted to sleep, and that Heinrich was very likely to cause trouble again. Chu Yinan, with his foresight, pulled them aside while taking a bath and said that they would sleep together tonight.
However, after taking a shower, Heinrich took him aside, seemingly having something important to tell him, acting mysteriously, which made him very uncomfortable.
What are you doing?
“Get in.” Heinrich patted his thigh.
Having just finished showering, she was only wearing a bathrobe. With her legs crossed, the hem of the bathrobe slipped to the side, revealing a pair of fair thighs that showed signs of exercise. However, the muscle lines were softened by the little bit of fat that had grown during the winter, somewhere between smooth and firm. Looking at her upper body, which wasn't pulled up very tightly in the bathrobe, her abdominal muscles were quite noticeable.
"Heinrich, how do you manage to have abs that are more defined even though your thighs look a bit fleshy? And how do you control where the fat moves?"
"How would I know? Do you know what I called you here to say?"
Chu Yinan really didn't know, and couldn't guess what she wanted to say. But recently, the only things related to her were the matching mission trigger period and the resulting trouble with those two people's assignments, right?
"I've been doing a great job, so they've decided to give me a break and stop making fun of me for a while?"
"What work performance? Oh, you mean the one at Nasser Manor? Those two are fine, the missions don't matter either. You've been busy eating Minagawa Spring these past two days, I don't even know what kind of mission you'll trigger for me."
Chu Yinan felt guilty, but seeing that she didn't seem to blame him, he let it go: "So what is it? Stop keeping me in suspense."
"Your aunt is having her birthday soon, and I'm planning to give you to her as a gift so she can have some fun. I've already decided, so I'm letting you know."
“?”
Chapter 72 The fakes are all gone, so we can only send the real ones.
Heinrich's thought process was so absurd that it was difficult to describe accurately, and Chu Yinan suffered greatly from it.
I never expected that she would turn her evil hand on her aunt this time. Isn't she afraid of falling out with her?
My aunt has a good temper, but she's the type of person who will fight back, unlike him who's a carefree, easygoing person.
"Could you elaborate on the reasons and process? However, before you, Heinrich, can give a detailed explanation, I must express my opinion, which I find quite inappropriate. I hope you will reconsider."
"What's there to think about? It's not like I'm joking with her. She's so boring, no fun at all. This is mainly a birthday gift for her. Morgan doesn't like to celebrate personal holidays like birthdays as big events; he usually just gives a small gift."
Is my aunt having a birthday party? I had no idea!
Chu Yinan thought for a moment, and realized it was perfectly normal that he didn't know. He'd only known he had an aunt for a short time, no more than four months at most. It seemed he needed to prepare a gift. For a small gift, he could go back to the Nikki game and find a pair of high heels to have the AI sister customize for him.
"No, Auntie likes small gifts, so where do you think I'm small?" Chu Yinan really wanted to take out his penis and ask Heinrich what was wrong with it, but a gentleman keeps his weapons hidden, so it was best not to be so arrogant in front of Heinrich.
"And why was I given away as a gift? Should I call my aunt 'Mom' or 'Dad' from now on?"
"Don't worry, there's a condition to this."
Surprisingly, Chu Yinan actually saw a hint of conflict on Heinrich's face, which made him even more worried—something that even Heinrich couldn't say frankly.
Big question!
Chu Yinan, holding onto the chair armrests, turned around and faced her to talk. He wanted to focus on the topic, but her two high breasts and her handsome female abs were too eye-catching.
He shook his head, clutched his heart with one hand, and said with an exaggerated expression:
"Go ahead and tell me, I have a strong mental fortitude, I can handle it..."
Heinrich's hesitation seemed feigned; he appeared completely unburdened and spoke frankly:
"As you know, your aunt is an unfortunate widow, but she is still a grown woman and hasn't reached the age of menopause and abstinence. It's only natural for her to have some needs."
The word "unfortunate" in "unfortunately lost her husband" is debatable, but the rest is understandable.
"Your premise makes me uneasy. What exactly did you do?"
“I had Qilin make a lifelike model of your calf for your aunt, and she was very happy with it.”
In an instant, a strange feeling flashed through Chu Yinan's heart. It is said that in ancient times, it was considered a great treason for a concubine in the imperial palace to secretly keep a jade "dragon tendon" for self-pleasure, which was equivalent to accusing the emperor of giving a toy to a minotaur. Such a view is naturally unbelievable, even inconceivable, in modern times, and Chu Yinan could not understand it for a time.
But now, hearing Heinrich say that his Aunt Morgan was generating electricity on her own using his model and was satisfied with it, he vaguely understood that strange ancient view.
Although it's a toy, the AI sister used him as a template to replicate a lifelike toy, naturally making it extremely similar. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say it resembled him. In a way, it's like the aunt used his...
"How could you do something so outrageous?" Chu Yinan took a deep breath and used his internal energy to suppress his restless little son.
Forget about all the female monsters, Pudding Cherry, Heinrich Snow Mountain Abs, and Golden Little Forest you saw today!
Heinrich still didn't take it seriously; her unease seemed to stem from other matters. She said:
“I didn’t tell Morgan it was your mold from the beginning. I just told her that it was the best product that Turing Tower had developed in private and had not been made public. Then she took it to experience the product.”
How could he not be the best? From top to bottom, Turing Tower only has one male member, in other words, he is the only product! Chu Yinan had thought before that he might have a few big brothers, but later he found that he didn't have many sisters, almost all of them were sisters.
However, my aunt was unaware of it beforehand, so there's nothing we can do about it. She probably really thought it was some kind of product developed by Turing Tower.
"And then, Heinrich, isn't this still what you really want to say?" Chu Yinan already had a considerable understanding of the female father.
“Oh, you’re quite clever already. Indeed, the problem now is that Morgan knows there’s such a thing as a doll maid, so she thinks she should be able to install your toy on the doll body as well.”
"Stop! What do you mean by 'my toy'? Don't talk like I own one of those toys. This is the original!"
"Okay, okay... When Morgan said that earlier, I casually agreed, saying I would give it to her as a birthday present, but it could only be used once. The doll body can't be left out indefinitely."
A highly probable guess popped into Chu Yinan's mind, and he blurted out, "It's a pity you've been so focused on fishing lately that you've forgotten about it?"
"That's right. Actually, I remembered it yesterday and asked Qilin if they could install a body for Morgan to play with for one night. But Qilin might not be able to do it perfectly because they haven't studied male reproductive modules at all. They can't perfectly simulate standing up, opening champagne, or solid milk hanging from the bottle opening. At most, they can just glue it on."
That's definitely an understatement. It's no problem for Sister Qilin to make a rough version in a day, but it's impossible to perfectly replicate it in a short time. Only a perfectionist like Sister Qilin would say it's impossible.
Holy crap! So this is what Heinrich meant when he said he'd give me away as a gift. You couldn't get a fake, so you had to send me the real thing to your door?
"I don't think this is appropriate!"
"I wasn't planning on asking for your opinion, I just came to tell you what to do, and then you do it. Qilin will bring over a mask shortly, an upgraded version of the one the doll maid wore last time. You just need to play dumb and be offline the whole time... wait, there's still something you need to do, which is to prepare your little champagne~"
Chu Yinan vaguely remembered the doll maid's mask. Back then, Heinrich had taken the doll maid to stroll around in front of the Bonaparte family. Veronica's son didn't recognize it as a replica of his mother and even said something like, "That maid's legs are too hot."
Is this retribution? It's his turn to suffer.
"When?"
"Tomorrow at noon. In the evening, your Aunt Liu needs a little pillow for company, so we can't let you run away. It just means noon, right?"
But I remember this time tomorrow at noon...
Chapter 73 Quan: I will hold the line.
"It's not that I don't want to agree, but forget it, even if I don't agree, it won't make a difference. It's just that, Heinrich, could you reimburse me?" Chu Yinan was very conflicted, so conflicted that she was heartbroken.
"Reimburse what? Just go and be a gift, and you won't have to go out and spend money to buy anything." Heinrich thought he was referring to labor costs or something, and wondered why this little guy, who wasn't short of money, would need it. What was the point of reimbursement?
"It's not about reimbursement, so why would I ask you for money? I'd only ask Delia and the others. But I have something very important to do tomorrow at noon. It's an opportunity for me, and one that's already been squeezed out. Now I have to go to my aunt's for my shift, so that opportunity is gone."
That's right, he was referring to the female monster's act of feeding him. Originally, he could gnaw on her for several hours at night, but now, because of Aunt Liu and the others' sudden return, the female monster had "cunningly" compressed it to only an hour for his lunch break.
As a result, his aunt's birthday gift came unexpectedly, and he lost an hour of his mealtime.
Heinrich listened to his mysterious explanation and realized she had misunderstood; it wasn't a monetary reimbursement as she had thought.
The little guy is quite capable; even someone with Minagawa Izumi's personality was willing to let him gnaw on him. It's true what they say: a good woman is afraid of a persistent man, and a good mother is afraid of a persistent child.
When I first arrived at the manor during the holiday, Izumi Minagawa was at a standoff with Yan Liu because of their overly intimate interactions. The two were locked in a stalemate, neither able to gain the upper hand, while Xiao Chunan managed to sneak into Izumi Minagawa's base.
"Then why don't you go find your Aunt Liu and have a meal with her for an hour or two?"
“It’s different. It’s like fishing. All rewards are fair, but you’re at a disadvantage if you don’t get the limited-time reward.” Chu Yinan was sure Heinrich would have a way.
He's now somewhat desperate for outside help. The female monster cheated and, taking advantage of his inattention, compressed his lunch break into less than an hour. He then asked the female father to come and demand justice.
Heinrich has many methods, but they are useless against Minagawa Izumi. You can't force her in this regard, and Minagawa Izumi doesn't have any leverage over you. What way can you make her "give in"? The AIs won't agree to it either.
Unless something strange happens right now, like Heinrich holding up a video of Minagawa Izumi guiding Xiao Chunan and telling her, "Come to my room obediently and don't resist, or this video will appear in your elders' sight, letting them see how their proud Izumi has fallen into such a state"—or something like that kind of simplistic logic.
“You can go and eat your aunt’s food, I’ll talk to her.”
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