Everyone has this kind of curiosity, right? He used to be interested in those new subjects before he entered junior high school, although he ended up with a lot of tears... Now that he has seen the Sword Immortal Cultivation Manual, he is even more curious.

Dongyi showed it to him.

Chen Ming could understand each word, even though it was written in traditional Chinese characters, indicating that the book wasn't written very recently. However, it was still somewhat incomprehensible; when strung together, it didn't make any sense.

Dong Yi said—

"This is equivalent to university course notes. It's normal that you can't understand it. I'll bring you some 'kindergarten' literacy books to look at later."

"..."

Rebuilding a kindergarten?

Chen Ming's lips twitched, but he didn't refuse. Who doesn't have a fantasy of immortals and heroes in their heart?

He prepared to go to the kitchen to help Lucifer.

Lucifer, wearing an apron, carrying a spatula, and holding the dog, came out and looked at Chen Ming, saying helplessly—

"You keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't cause me any trouble."

"it is good."

Chen Ming agreed to the request.

He held Cerberus in his arms, stroked her head, and said—

"Why are you causing trouble again?"

"I wanted to help."

"And then you messed it up again?"

"The rice cooker started it!"

Cerberus was talking nonsense. This not-so-bright dog was always getting into trouble, and he was quite oblivious to it.

He tapped her on the head and said—

"Stupid dog."

Then I went into the kitchen and grabbed a chocolate bar to tide me over.

Cerberus's eyes lit up, and he said—

"What is that? What is that? Master, what is that?"

"Hmm? Chocolate bars. I bought them thinking I could eat them sometimes to fill my stomach, but I've been cooking at home a lot lately and haven't eaten them much."

Chen Ming used to not cook for himself and would just eat whatever was available, so he needed to keep some food on hand to fill his stomach.

His video collection also includes some dedicated video categories, where watching funny antics is enough to satisfy your cravings.

The dog's eyes lit up, and it stuck out its tongue to lick his face, scratching at his clothes with its paws, saying—

"I want to eat too! I want to eat too! I want to eat too!"

"Okay, okay, saying it once is enough. Otherwise, people would think you're just padding the word count."

Chen Ming shook his head helplessly, unwrapped the chocolate bar, hesitated for a moment before handing it to the dog, having heard that some dogs cannot eat chocolate.

But Cerberus is the three-headed dog of hell, so it shouldn't be that something bad would happen if he ate some chocolate, right?

Chen Ming nodded, handed it to her, and said—

"Eat."

"Wang!"

The dog took a bite and ate half of it, and Chen Ming fed the whole thing to her.

The dog seemed quite excited at first.

Then suddenly I felt something was wrong, and my tail stopped wagging.

Chen Ming's heart tightened, and he asked—

"Cerberus? What's wrong?"

"Master... my stomach hurts..."

Cerberus's voice trembled slightly, and then a formation appeared, transforming Cerberus into a beautiful white-haired girl in his arms.

He carried her in his arms, and she looked at him with painful red eyes, her hands clutching her stomach.

Glug glug...

Strange noises came from inside his stomach, which even Chen Ming could hear.

She squeezed her legs together, her face contorted in a grimace, and said—

"Master, I need to use the restroom..."

"Oh, then hurry up and go."

Chen Ming quickly tried to put her down, but Cerberus grabbed him with one hand, almost bursting into tears, and said—

"No, no, don't move, it's coming out..."

"what?"

Is it that serious? You can't even go to the toilet by yourself?

Cerberus looked at Chen Ming with tears in his eyes, and said pitifully—

"Help……"

"..."

Chen Ming was stunned.

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Chapter 78 Helping a Beautiful Girl Go to the Toilet

Helping a pretty girl go to the toilet?

If it were a very young child, it wouldn't matter, but the one in Chen Ming's arms right now is a genuine teenage girl... at least that's how she looks.

I was so stupid. I only knew that dogs couldn't eat chocolate, but I didn't realize that Cerberus was the same. Logically speaking, shouldn't a dog from hell be very powerful?

Getting a stomachache from a piece of chocolate is beneath your dignity.

His lips twitched, and he said—

"How can I help you? Can I go to the toilet and see if you can get there by yourself?"

"Hmm, hurry up, ah..."

Cerberus clutched her stomach, sweat beading on her forehead. She had transformed into a human, wearing a loose short-sleeved shirt and shorts, likely modeled after Dong Yi's clothing style.

It's quite cool and convenient, revealing a pair of slender legs and feet, as well as fair arms.

At this moment, Erbelos was held in his arms, his bare feet reaching out in mid-air, then trembling and opening up, repeating this process over and over.

It seems like they're really in a hurry.

Chen Ming had no choice. As the master, and having accidentally fed her something she shouldn't have, he was responsible.

He said—

"Okay, okay, stop crying, I'll take you to the toilet."

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