The world I hear is completely different from yours.

"Shut up! I won't let you, with your broad forehead, take the opportunity to run away!!" Yamanaka Ino retorted without any politeness.

Looking at the two chattering girls behind her, Tianqing continued to explain in her mind: "Finally, the Horde and the Alliance are at war again! It's just a pity that the two of them have no idea that the Burning Legion is coming! And their beloved god's first kiss will be stolen by that third party who interfered!"

That's right, right here in the original story, in this very classroom, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha were caught off guard and kissed for the first time by a casual push from an unknown passerby. They gave each other their first time, just like an innocent girl accidentally kissing a domineering CEO! And this kiss started a passionate bromance that lasted for decades and spread throughout the entire ninja world, a perfect example of a kiss sealing a love!

Of course, this is mostly a romanticized imagination by later generations; in reality, neither of them felt good about it at the time. At least now, Tian Qing, who was present at the scene, witnessed Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha gagging in disgust, clearly feeling nauseous at the thought of kissing a man.

"Naruto Uzumaki!! You bastard!!" Amidst a scream typical of women, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka rushed forward like madmen, punching and kicking Naruto like two crazed monkeys, while muttering incomprehensible words: "It doesn't count, how can it count with a man? Only with the opposite sex can it count as the first time!! Therefore, Sasuke hasn't lost his first time yet!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the classroom was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

In the last row of the classroom, Yecang continued to stare blankly at the noise in the classroom, while secretly memorizing the information that "Sasuke kissed a male classmate named Uzumaki Naruto," intending to compile this information later and pass it on to the Akatsuki leader who had given him the surveillance mission.

"I suppose the higher-ups in Akatsuki will be very satisfied after seeing this, right?" Yekura thought to himself.

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PS First update

Chapter Fourteen: The Dark Division Codenamed Sadako

In the afternoon, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno, who had been waiting in the classroom for a long time, sat listlessly in the empty classroom, looking bored. Just like in the original story, they had been assigned to the same team and were now waiting in the classroom for their Jonin instructor.

Although Hiruzen Sarutobi had previously considered having Amehari replace Sakura Haruno in the team so that Amehari could protect Kurama at close range—after all, Sakura Haruno was originally intended to act as a mediator, and someone else could be replaced—Amehari refused after careful consideration.

Because if that were the case, Sakura would be in a really bad situation! Once Sakura and Sasuke are no longer on the same team, and they don't have enough time to spend together, it's likely that their marriage will be impossible. In other words, their daughter, the cute glasses-wearing Sarada Uchiha, will most likely never appear again.

"Oh my god! No! I can't accept such a tragedy!" Tianqing roared in her heart, then resolutely rejected Hiruzen Sarutobi's suggestion and decided that she would continue to work as an ANBU member, secretly carrying out surveillance and protection missions.

"Alright, Anbu it is then, as long as you're willing to keep an eye on Naruto and prevent the Nine-Tails from reappearing." Hiruzen Sarutobi thought with a wry smile, then asked, "Then I'll give you an Anbu identity, someone who's been on missions for many years and has just returned to the village. So, have you thought of a codename for this Anbu?"

"I've made up my mind!" Tian Qing proudly pulled out a mask design she had already drawn, which resembled the female lead from a movie she loved in her past life: "My code name for the Dark Division is Sadako!"

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Therefore, at this moment, Tian Qing, who had already left the classroom, was wearing a standard uniform of the Naruto Anbu and a pale mask like the female ghost Sadako. She was squatting on the trunk of a big tree outside the classroom, staring straight at the three genin inside.

The terrifying pale mask, paired with Tian Qing's long black hair, made the scene look like a female ghost in a supernatural horror movie secretly observing the protagonists. Fortunately, the three new genin in the classroom were not strong enough to notice the strangeness outside the window, otherwise they would have been scared out of their wits.

Perhaps because Tianqing's Sadako mask was so terrifying, another ANBU member wearing a fox mask hesitated for a long time before finally stammering, "Sadako-senpai, um... your mask is really quite peculiar..."

"Oh? Yamato, you have good taste!" Tensei boasted smugly. "I spent a long time drawing up the design to make this mask! I remember when we were on a mission, I just put on the mask and glared at it, and it scared away a tailed beast! And the prototype of this mask is a terrifying being capable of slaughtering all of humanity! Anyone who watches its videotape will be dead within seven days, no matter who they are!"

"Hey, isn't this a bit too much of a boast? It's one thing to scare away a tailed beast with a single glance, but what's with this videotape that will kill you if you watch it?" Yamato's face twitched, and he immediately looked down on this so-called senior even more.

Originally, Yamato was just one of the survivors of Orochimaru's numerous human experiments. However, after the experiments, he was able to use the First Hokage's Wood Release ninjutsu, thus gaining the attention of Konoha's higher-ups. In recent years, relying on his powerful Wood Release ninjutsu, Yamato has also become a well-known elite member of the Anbu. Therefore, when Hiruzen Sarutobi asked him to partner with an unknown Anbu member named Sadako, although Yamato eventually agreed, he actually had some resistance in his heart.

After all, in the world of ninjas, strength is paramount, and who would want a partner who is all show and no substance? You must know that at certain crucial moments, a partner's strength not only determines the success or failure of the entire mission, but may even determine the life or death of both of them!

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After a long wait, Kakashi Hatake, the King of Lost Paths, finally entered the classroom and, as the Jonin leading the team, led Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno away, beginning their first life conversation as master and student.

Outside the window, Tian Qing stood up nimbly and stretched: "Alright, with Kakashi watching over them for the next while, nothing should go wrong! We can take this opportunity to rest for a bit!"

"Isn't this a bit inappropriate? Wasn't our previous mission to conduct constant surveillance?" Yamato retorted, neither too firmly nor too softly. In fact, the previous mission required monitoring the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, but whether or not to conduct 24/7 surveillance was up to the Anbu who accepted the mission. There was no mandatory requirement, but Yamato still spoke up to object.

So this is a deliberate provocation, to test my mettle? Tianqing glanced at Yamato with interest, then said, "We can do some other things during this time, like, that unwritten rule in the Anbu, do you remember it?"

Since the strength of one's partner is likely to affect one's future survival chances, there is an unwritten rule in the Naruto Anbu: when two Anbu ninjas form a partnership, in order to further determine the strength of their partner, the two can choose to go to a training ground to spar with each other and test their partner's worth.

Furthermore, during the sparring sessions, several squad leaders from the Dark Division will be present to ensure the safety of both sides. If the difference in strength between the two sides is too great during the battle, they can also dissolve their partnership with the testimony of several Dark Division squad leaders.

“Of course I know that rule, senior,” Yamato replied. After all, the reason he provoked Ameharu was precisely to provoke her into a match at the training ground.

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On the rooftop of the Ninja Academy, Kakashi Hatake smiled as he looked at his three students, gesturing for them to introduce themselves and explain their future dreams.

"I'll go first! I'll go first!" Naruto Uzumaki raised his hand high, looking eager to try.

"Wait a minute, you're not going to say you want to go to the Land of Earth to farm again, are you?" Kakashi Hatake replied. Naruto's unexpected statement was recorded in Naruto's ninja file, which left a deep impression on Kakashi Hatake, who had read the file beforehand.

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PS: Second update

Chapter Fifteen: A Sparring Match Between Seniors and Juniors

"Farming is just a joke!" Naruto raised his fist high and shouted his dream to his teammates: "No matter what darkness exists in the village, I still want to become Hokage and protect the whole village!"

Even seeing the darkness within the village, he still chose to protect it? Kakashi Hatake narrowed his eyes, and after confirming that Naruto's words were indeed sincere, he smiled and nodded, looking at his second student, Sasuke Uchiha: "So, Sasuke, what is your dream for the future?"

"I'm going to kill that man," Erzhuzi replied calmly, his face still expressionless.

So you still can't let go? Kakashi Hatake squinted at his last student, remaining noncommittal: "Then it's your turn next, Sakura."

Sakura gave a very girlish, shy smile, covering her face in embarrassment: "My dream is to marry my crush..."

His words shocked everyone present! Even Uchiha Sasuke, who had a cold expression, couldn't help but blush slightly!

"Hmm, this dream is actually quite realistic." Kakashi Hatake shrugged speechlessly, then gave his students his first order: "Assemble at the training ground tomorrow morning for a live-fire exercise. And remember, don't eat breakfast!!"

"Understood!!" the three genin replied sparsely.

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In a training ground for the Anbu in Konoha, Yamato looked at Ameyoshi opposite him and silently took out a kunai as his weapon.

Around the training ground, a dozen or so ANBU captains, acting as witnesses, were whispering among themselves. Since Yamato was a well-known elite member of the Hokage's ANBU, and was almost certain to be promoted to ANBU captain based on his achievements, this sparring match had attracted quite a few ANBU captains to watch.

"Is that ANBU member wearing the fox mask Yamato, who's supposedly able to use Wood Release?" a squad leader who wasn't very familiar with Yamato asked, sounding quite curious. After all, the First Hokage relied on Wood Release to quell the chaos and usher in a new era of village-state unity, so it's fair to say that Wood Release, this special bloodline limit, holds a rather unique place in the hearts of every Konoha ninja.

“That’s right, and his opponent is an ANBU member named Sadako,” a ANBU squad leader who knew the inside story replied. “However, according to the information, this Sadako with the creepy mask has been on a secret mission and just returned to the village. Moreover, the information on her mission completion count is completely blank, not even a single lowest-level mission! In contrast, Yamato has already completed at least ten S-rank missions!”

"She hasn't completed a single mission? How is that possible? Wasn't she supposed to be a senior member of the Anbu who joined a long time ago? How could she not have completed even one mission?" another Anbu squad leader exclaimed in surprise. Each of them had completed numerous high-level missions, proving their abilities before becoming members of the Hokage's direct Anbu. But this Sadako was an exception!

"She's probably from some powerful family who got in through connections, just trying to embellish her resume!" an Anbu squad leader said disdainfully. "Looks like there's nothing to watch in this competition. How could Yamato, with Wood Release, possibly lose?"

"That's true. With Yamato's strength, this match is practically a sure thing!" a member of the Anbu who had fought against Yamato before said confidently, clearly not optimistic about Sadako! His judgment was unanimously agreed upon by several Anbu squad leaders around him!

Amidst the hushed whispers of the crowd, Yamato threw his kunai straight out, then leaped away to create distance, his hand seals constantly shifting: "Earth Release: Earth Rising Spear!"

Suddenly, a row of spikes, resembling a spear formation, sprang up from the ground, attacking from both the front and back with the kunai, blocking any possible escape routes around Tianqing, and swiftly thrusting towards her!

"He didn't use Wood Release immediately, but only used a kunai and a low-level Earth Release ninjutsu. Is he trying to test my level first, so as not to hurt me?" Tianqing saw through Yamato's plan at a glance. After all, this was just an internal sparring match, not a life-or-death battle on the battlefield, so he naturally wouldn't use a powerful move to fight to the death from the start.

However, since Yamato didn't use his full strength, Tianqing naturally wouldn't go all out to kill him instantly. So, with a thought, a large black circular object generated from the main god runes suddenly appeared in Tianqing's hand!

Whoosh! Tian Qing leaped and accelerated, easily breaking through the encirclement of the Earth Release spears. As a strong person who could face Kaguya-hime head-on for several minutes, Tian Qing's speed was naturally not something that could be limited by a mere low-level Earth Release technique! Then, Tian Qing waved his left hand, and the black round object swung down like a racket, knocking away all the kunai that were rushing towards him!

"Such incredible speed!! Only a near-Kage level ninja could react to that speed! If it weren't for my Byakugan, I probably wouldn't have been able to see her movements clearly!" A Hyuga clan ANBU captain's pupils contracted as he stared intently at Tensei's actions, but his expression changed when he saw the weapon in Tensei's hand: "But why did she choose a frying pan as her weapon? Could there be some secret about this frying pan?!"

"Take this! The strongest defensive shield in PUBG, the frying pan's fury! Now I'll show you that the frying pan is actually a weapon, not armor!!" With Tian Qing's voice, Tian Qing's speed increased again, leaving a long trail of afterimages behind him!

In the blink of an eye, Tianqing had already crossed the distance that Yamato had deliberately created, appearing before Yamato like a ghost. The eerie Sadako mask stared directly at Yamato, sending a chill down Yamato's spine! Yamato, who was not known for his speed, didn't have time to dodge at all. It wasn't until Tianqing ruthlessly swung down the frying pan, sending Yamato flying, that Yamato realized he had to do something to defend himself!

"Wood Release: Wood Wall!!" Instantly, large swathes of wood emerged from the void, completely surrounding Yamato and encasing him like an inverted bowl, protecting him within.

Compared to ninjutsu that requires hand seals, abilities activated by bloodline limits are much faster. Faced with Ame-no-Tsurugi's incredible speed, Yamato, dragged into close combat, had no chance to form hand seals. His only reliance was his bloodline limit, Wood Release! Therefore, upon realizing what was happening, Yamato immediately used his most proficient defensive Wood Release technique to protect himself, hoping to gain a chance to catch his breath and launch a counterattack!

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P.S. I believe some readers have already noticed that the ANBU codename "Yamato" was actually given to him by the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, in the manga; he wasn't called Yamato before that. However, in the Book of Formations, the official setting was retconned, changing it to Hiruzen Sarutobi giving him the name "Yamato," so I've simply used the name Yamato.

Chapter Sixteen: The Girl Frequently Sold Off by Her Parents

"It's a Wood Release defensive ninjutsu!!" A squad leader from the Anbu, who had fought Yamato before, exclaimed, his eyes lighting up. He then explained to those around him, "Although it looks like wood, it's actually infused with Wood Release chakra. Therefore, while maintaining the original toughness of wood, it also possesses a hardness comparable to steel and excellent resistance to chakra attacks! As a result, it's extremely difficult to break through. The First Hokage was even able to use Wood Release to defend against the Nine-Tails' Tailed Beast Bomb!"

Immediately, the ANBU squad leaders around them widened their eyes, wanting to see clearly what method Tensei would use to break through Yamato's Wood Release defense technique.

However, after swatting Yamato away with a frying pan, Ame no longer launched any further attacks. Instead, she stood there casually waving the frying pan in her hand, as if the battle was already over.

"Could it be that she doesn't have any powerful offensive ninjutsu to break through Yamato's Wood Release defense, so she's just going to admit defeat?" the surrounding ANBU squad leaders wondered in surprise.

Just as everyone was filled with doubt, the sturdy Wood Release protective net disappeared on its own, revealing Yamato inside, who helplessly raised his hands to indicate that he had surrendered. It turned out that Yamato had released his Wood Release and surrendered!

Right behind Yamato, a tiny steel needle was pressed against the back of his neck. The cold touch made Yamato dare not make any sudden movements.

Just after Tian Qing knocked the kunai away with a frying pan, she simultaneously retrieved this weapon, a replica of Rong Momo's treasure needle, from the main god's runes.

Although these tiny needles are not very powerful, even if they pierce the human body, they will not cause death unless they are in a very vital part. Therefore, they can only be used in combination with various poisons to effectively kill the enemy. However, these needles are extremely fast, even faster than the Colossus's super light-speed punch!

Therefore, with just a thought, the steel needle flew out silently. In the instant before Yamato's Wood Release defensive technique was fully activated, it flew behind Yamato without anyone noticing, forcing Yamato to surrender!

The most fortified cities are often breached from within!

"The outcome is decided. I never expected that Yamato would have no chance to fight back at all! He truly deserves to be the most senior member of the Anbu!" An Anbu squad leader looked at the situation on the field in surprise, and immediately felt great respect for the Anbu senior codenamed "Sadako". After all, anyone could see that Sadako had not used her full strength at all, otherwise Yamato would probably have been killed in an instant!

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As dusk fell, the sun that had been shining on Konoha was about to set, and the people of the village were gradually preparing to go home after finishing their day's work. But there were a few people who, as if they were out of step with the crowd, were still working hard, their youthful energy radiating towards the setting sun.

"Running towards the sunset, this is the passion of youth!!" Might Guy, who had just finished a marathon, shouted loudly at the sunset on the horizon, striking a youthful and flamboyant pose, his eyes brimming with youthful tears! His pure green bodysuit was soaked with the sweat of youth!

Beside him, a boy with the same thick eyebrows and wearing the same green bodysuit struck the same flamboyant pose as his teacher, his eyes brimming with the same youthful tears: "That's right! Teacher Kai, this is what youth is all about!!"

Just as the master and student were feeling a sense of mutual respect and were about to give each other a warm, manly hug, an untimely voice interrupted: "Um, Teacher Kai, how about we call it a day for today? I have some things to take care of and plan to head back first!"

"Huh? Tenten, aren't you planning to do another long-distance run of your youth?" Rock Lee asked in surprise, looking at the Chinese-style girl with a bun hairstyle. Running against the sunset is a classic tradition of Might Guy's team, done almost daily, a common sight in Konoha. For a time, it even sparked a running craze throughout the village.

"Uh, not today," Tian Tian said with a wry smile. "My family told me to go home early today because a relative is coming to stay with us, so they need me to go home early to help."

"Oh? It's about family matters," Matt Kai looked at his female disciple thoughtfully, clearly having made a connection to something, and then nodded in response, "Then you should hurry back today, don't keep the guests waiting."

"Thank you, Teacher Kai!" Tian Tian said happily, then ran off.

Just as Hyuga Neji breathed a sigh of relief and was about to leave, Might Guy's voice rang out: "Even if one person is missing, our youthful marathon will continue! Let's go! Lee, Neji! Let's unleash the passion of our youth!!"

Huh? So I still have to run? Hyuga Neji smiled wryly as he did his warm-up exercises, preparing to start his routine youthful sprint towards the sunset with the other two men in Guy's class.

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When Tiantian returned to her family's ninja tool shop, she found that the shop had been thoroughly cleaned from top to bottom. Even the dark corners that had been neglected for years had been completely swept clean. At the same time, the entire house had been repaired and repainted. She could hardly believe that the brand-new house in front of her was her home.

"What's going on today? Even if it's to welcome guests, isn't this a bit too grand?" Tian Tian muttered to herself in surprise as she walked into her house.

As Tian Tian passed through the entryway and approached the living room, she could vaguely hear her parents' voices, as if they were introducing her to someone.

"Our Tiantian has been very well-behaved since she was little. She's smart and quick-witted, and also very good at housework. She's considerate, good-looking, has a big bottom which is good for childbirth, and fair skin. She's perfect for making friends..."

Huh? What's going on? Why are my parents suddenly using these strange words? Are they setting me up on a blind date today? Tian Tian was completely bewildered, especially when her parents seriously listed out qualities she didn't actually possess. She felt a sense of utter disbelief, wondering, "Are they really talking about me?"

"Hey? Tiantian, you're back! That's perfect! Come on over and sit down with us!" A sharp-eyed relative suddenly spotted the girl lingering outside the living room and called out loudly.

"Oh no! We've been discovered!!" Tian Tian, ​​who had originally wanted to turn around and run away, felt a sense of foreboding. However, under the repeated urging of her parents, she had no choice but to force a smile and walk into the living room under the watchful eyes of everyone.

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