You didn't expect this, did you? I've time-traveled again!

You wouldn't believe it, I've time-traveled to the world of Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox Painting again!

I've been transported to the world of Konosuba. "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"? Good grief, enough said, let me first get another ability from Aqua! Transmigrating to different worlds, analyzing and imitating? Hahaha, I'm invincible! This book is a crossover anime/manga series, including but not limited to Konosuba, Demon Slayer, Dungeon Fighter Online, Re:Zero, and Overlord.

Keywords: lighthearted, funny, satirical, semi-invincible

Chapter 001 Crossing

It could be a fleeting moment, or it could be an eternity.

Half asleep and half awake, Suoh Takeshi arrived at an empty room.

Dark and deep, with a touch of coldness.

"Where...am I?"

"Mr. Suo Takeshi, welcome to the afterlife."

A voice came from behind.

Although I was still nervous about the unexpected changes, my anxiety gradually subsided under that gentle and understanding voice.

Suoh Takeshi turned around to look.

She had long, light blue hair, light blue eyes, a light blue dress, and a pale purple feather robe that enveloped her.

"You are... the water goddess, Aqua?!"

This image is exactly the same as that of Aqua, the water goddess in the anime "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!" (also known as "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!").

Cospy?

No, no, she is the real goddess of water!

Suoh Takeshi suspected that one of her friends had come to tease him.

But he immediately denied it.

This girl is a true goddess, the goddess of water—Aqua!

She was ethereal and elusive, with a flawless, natural face and the radiance of a goddess surrounding her. If she wasn't the goddess of water, then who was?

At least, Suoh Takeshi, who considers himself a seasoned anime and manga enthusiast, wouldn't be mistaken.

"Huh? My name has spread all the way to your place?"

Aqua's perfect goddess image instantly crumbled, and she proudly tilted her nose up as if she were some great being.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The next second, Aqua, realizing her lapse in composure, immediately reverted to her goddess persona.

She coughed softly. "Ahem, let me explain again: Mr. Suo Takeshi, welcome to the afterlife. I regret to inform you that you are already dead."

. . . . . .

Suoh Takeshi let out a soft sigh, unsure whether he should be happy or disappointed.

He time-traveled, but he also died.

"Excuse me, may I ask you a question?" Suoh Takeshi raised his right hand and asked Aqua.

"Excuse me."

"How did I die?"

"He died suddenly!"

Aqua said to him seriously, "Years of staying up late had made your body very weak, and you finally died suddenly at three o'clock yesterday morning!"

"it's out of the question!"

"Huh?"

"I said, that's impossible!"

Suoh Takeshi flatly denied Aqua's claim, "I could absolutely not die suddenly!"

"But..."

Aqua was about to say something when Suoh Takeshi interrupted her, "Impossible is impossible!"

"My name is Zhou Fangwu, and I am 20 years old."

I live in a small courtyard house on the Third Ring Road in Shanghai. I'm unmarried and work at a photography studio three kilometers from my home. I never work overtime, and after getting off work at 5 p.m. every day, I just stay home and watch anime.

I never smoke, and I only drink in moderation.

I go to bed at 11 p.m. sharp, and I make sure to get a full 8 hours of sleep no matter what!

Of course, I also do a lot of exercise. During holidays, I often go to the gym to work out, and my physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people.

The doctors all say I'm perfectly normal.

The immense impact of the chanting left Aqua in a daze, speechless.

"You're not from Japan?"

"No."

"Liar!"

"I'm not lying."

"Liar!"

"I'm not lying."

She started acting unreasonably, "If you're not from an island nation, why do you speak the island language so well!"

"As an anime otaku, it's not an exaggeration to be fluent in the island language, right?"

"But your surname is Suoh!"

“My surname is ‘Zhou’, not ‘Zhou Fang’. I am a genuine Da Xia person.”

"...!!!"

screwed up!

She, the water goddess Aqua, has pulled the wrong person!

"Why is it that even though I'm not from an island nation, I can be guided by this island goddess?!"

Aqua roared, "Speaking of which, where did the original 'Suoh Takeshi' go?!"

After a long while, she finally accepted the fact that she had pulled the wrong person.

"Goddess Aqua, could you please send me back?" Suoh Takeshi asked, seeking a way to return.

Honestly, Suoh Takeshi would rather go back than time travel.

He still has parents waiting for him to support them, and he hasn't even seen his sister wear a pure white wedding dress yet!

"No."

"what?"

I said, no!

Aqua slumped into her chair in despair, staring blankly at the ceiling. "Those who come here can't go back to their original world. That's the rule of the heavens, and I can't change it."

"What should we do?!" Suoh Takeshi's mind was trembling.

He hasn't watched his parents, his sister, or the new anime series this season!

"By the way! Kid, do you like games?"

Aqua suddenly perked up and said to Suoh Takeshi in a seductive manner, "If you're an otaku, then you can't possibly dislike games, right?"

"what?"

"Compensation! Compensation!"

Aqua pulled a stack of papers that looked like leaflets from her bosom and handed them to Suoh Takeshi.

"Next, I will send you to another world to live a new life. Your memories will not be erased, and I will also give you a cheat skill! You will be able to live a carefree and prosperous life in this other world!"

Aqua was hatching her own scheme.

In this way, the mistake of receiving the guide was resolved, and Suoh Takeshi was compensated, thus naturally suppressing the matter.

It really kills two birds with one stone!

What, you mean the original Suoh Takeshi?

Who cares!

If the heavens discover her dereliction of duty, she will be punished at best, and at worst, she will lose her job!

If she loses her job, she won't be able to eat, drink, and be carefree here anymore!

"So, do you accept it?"

Aqua looked at Suoh Takeshi with an air of complete confidence, as if she had him cornered.

If Suoh Takeshi didn't know the original story, he might have compromised. But knowing that he was destined to be given one cheat-level ability, how could he be content with just one?

As an adult, he would want more!

"That can't be right, Goddess Aqua."

"what?"

"This cheat-level ability must have been included by default!"

Suoh Takeshi bluntly exposed her lie: "Your job is to guide the dead to another world and give them a special ability at the same time!"

That's right!

Aqua didn't mince words, stating bluntly, "Of course, if you don't want that, there's another option: go to heaven, a super boring world with no body, no entertainment, no food or drink!"

"Hmph, don't try to fool me!"

Aqua, your main purpose is to guide those people to another world, isn't it? This might be related to your achievements, or perhaps your reputation among the gods!