The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

He Hao comfortably found a shady spot and lay down.

Ah!

That feels so good!

Just as he was about to rest, a burst of loud laughter woke him up!

Looking around... the three of them were having a blast, especially with each of them carrying a basket full of vegetables...

If I go there myself, they will definitely want me to share the burden.

slip away...

He Hao plucked a few mugwort plants and hurriedly left.

The mugwort was left to dry in the sun, while I continued to lie on the bamboo mat like a salted fish.

The vegetables are back.

I'm starting to cook.

Dahua started chopping wood.

Huang Lei is cooking.

He Jiong washes vegetables.

I quietly took the mugwort and wandered around the house to scare away the mosquitoes.

Night fell.

We've eaten.

After eating a few bites of watermelon and chatting for a while, everyone went inside to rest.

Chapter 006 Liu Xianhua's Counterattack! [Please add to your favorites and give flowers!]

The next day.

People gradually got up.

He Hao naturally got up with everyone else, washed up, drank a glass of milk porridge, and sat there blankly.

Being a salted fish is a lifestyle choice, not a habit.

The landline suddenly rang.

He Hao strolled over leisurely and answered the phone.

"Hey?"

"Excuse me, is this the Mushroom House?" The voice was altered, making it impossible to tell if it was male or female, and it was also speaking in a dialect.

"Yes!"

"I'm a guest today, and the production team said I can order whatever I want?"

"Correct!"

"I want a balanced meal with meat and vegetables, ten dishes in total, the first one is..."

"Wait!" He Hao hurriedly pressed the pause button.

"What's wrong?" the other person asked.

"What was your first question again?" He Hao asked with a forced smile.

"Is this the Mushroom House?" the other person asked after a moment's thought.

"no!"

Snapped!

With the hand speed of someone who's been single for twenty years, he hung up the phone incredibly fast!

director:"……"

Guest: "..."

The sun is coming out.

It's time to go out and soak up some sun!

He Hao strolled out leisurely.

He Jiong, who was chatting, stopped. "Ah Hao, I just heard the phone ring. Was it a guest calling?"

"Yes!"

What dishes did they order?

"I didn't give them a chance!" He Hao lay arrogantly on the recliner. "They wanted to order ten dishes right off the bat. How could I let them get away with that? I just shut them down on the spot!"

Huang Lei laughed like a pig.

He Jiong sighed, "Ah Hao, since they're guests, you have to treat them warmly! How could you..."

Jingle Bell!

Jingle Bell!

The phone rang again.

"Ah Hao, answer the phone and write down the customer's order." He Jiong gave He Hao a chance to make amends.

Not wanting to offend his older brother, He Hao leisurely went inside and answered the phone.

"Liar, how could you lie to me? The staff said this is the phone number for Mushroom House!" the other party said, sounding aggrieved.

"That was just a warning. Remember, when you come to our Mushroom House as a guest, it's not about what dishes you order, but what dishes I can make!" He Hao said with unparalleled arrogance.

director:"???"

Staff: "???"

Senseless!

I'm completely dumbfounded!

I don't think this show will last a full season!

With such witty banter, a celebrity with a bad temper would probably just turn around and walk away!

"I don't care, I want to order ten dishes!" The other person was very insistent.

Faced with such a stubborn temper, He Hao couldn't use any of his skills and had to admit defeat.

"You say it, I'll remember it!"

"Okay, remember this!" the other person said happily. "Stir-fried peanuts with scallions, stir-fried fragrant rice with scallions, dried chrysanthemum leaf soup, rock sugar mixed with sesame seeds, thousand-layer oil cake, schoolbag with sesame seeds, wheat, soy sauce rice, Bashu sweet potato, boiled scallions in salt water, stir-fried carrots."

He Hao: "???"

Am I hallucinating?

After all these years traveling all over the country and abroad, I only know one person: soy sauce rice, and one person: thousand-layer oil cake!

He Hao was about to double-check when the other party hurriedly hung up the phone.

Can a landline call be made back?

Should...not?

never mind!

He Hao wrote down the menu from his memory.

Then, with heavy steps, he walked out.

"Ah Hao, what dishes did the guests order?" Huang Lei asked with a smile.

He Hao handed the menu to Huang Lei in a heavy tone, "Teacher Huang, ten dishes, plus soy sauce rice. I've already written it down. Today... you'll have to work hard!"

"It's just ten dishes, right? I..." Huang Lei's smile gradually disappeared when he saw the dishes on the menu, and he even felt a little panicked.

Some of the dishes I've never heard of, and even those I have heard of, I've never tried pairing them together!

Am I, Huang Xiaochu, out of touch?

The key point is... the exciting storyline in the schoolbag!

Is this supposed to be a dish?

And... a mountain of stir-fried carrots!

The most wonderful thing is the character "山" (mountain)!

What is the unit of measurement for the size of this mountain?

Huang Lei felt an urge to leave...

He Jiong came over and looked at it, and he was just as dumbfounded.

"Are you sure this is the menu the customer ordered?" He Jiong's lips twitched.

“Absolutely true!” He Hao nodded solemnly.

The two, refusing to believe it, made He Hao's VJ, Zhao Fei, replay the footage...

After reading it, the two fell completely silent.

Let's split up!

Let's go back to Gao Lao Zhuang!

The show simply can't continue!

Liu Xianhua had just come out of the restroom when he sensed something was off. He grinned sheepishly and asked, "Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Brother Ritian, what's wrong?"

Liu Xianhua picked up the menu from the mat, glanced at it, and muttered to himself, "Stir-fried lotus root with scallions, stir-fried dried tofu with water chestnuts, chrysanthemum leaf egg drop soup, rock sugar water chestnut and chestnut soup, layered oil cake, vegetarian celery filling buns, shumai, soy sauce rice, candied sweet potatoes, boiled peanuts in salt water, and stir-fried shredded carrots. Teacher Huang, today's meal is so plentiful!"

Everyone was internally screaming "Holy crap!"

You fucking bastard!

Is this a valid translation method?