The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

Little H, mimicking He Hao, lay motionless on the bamboo mat, perhaps contemplating the meaning of life.

Time flies.

The sun, step by step, fell from the sky.

The smell of firewood ash wafted in the air, a familiar scent.

The food smelled delicious.

"Ah Hao, dinner's ready," He Jiong called out.

"coming!"

He Hao stood up.

Before we knew it, the weather was getting colder.

The four people were eating inside the house.

The ingredients used were all grown on our own land. We didn't dare to eat too much meat or fish, since eating such a luxurious meal here would require exchanging corn.

We ate a few simple vegetarian dishes.

"Ah Hao, I have something I want to talk to you about," He Jiong suddenly said.

"Brother, what's up?" He Hao asked.

“Um… there’s a show called ‘Who’s the Murderer,’ a friend’s show, and I’m a regular guest. The director called me and wants you to join as well,” He Jiong said.

He Hao: "???"

I?

I'm not that famous, so why did they invite me?

Take a look at He Jiong...

understood!

This is probably due to the old man's persistent and persistent recommendation.

Thinking about the show "Who's the Murderer," it seems... you don't need to exercise much; it's just a bunch of people sitting there chatting and bragging, and they solve cases...

Besides, I seem to be quite bored right now.

“Okay!” He Hao nodded readily.

He Jiong was overjoyed.

He had originally planned to continue the conversation until midnight, but now it seems unnecessary.

He Hao picked up a slice of cucumber and just put it in his mouth...

"Ah Hao, I also have something I want to talk to you about," Huang Lei said.

He Hao suddenly had a bad feeling.

This pace... seems like they're about to team up to grind monsters.

Huang Lei said to himself, "Qiuqiu TV is preparing a new program called 'Go Fighting!' They have selected some regular guests, and the director has seen your performance on our show and Running Man, and has decided to invite you to join."

He Hao: "..."

Extreme Challenge...

That program, well...

The regular guests are either running or on their way to run, which is very tiring.

I'd rather die than go!

"Teacher Huang, can I refuse?" He Hao's eyes were full of refusal.

“Ah Hao, your brother and I have known each other since we were 21. We’ve been through thick and thin all these years. I still vaguely remember when I broke my leg and was cooking at home, he shamelessly asked me to cook more because he was afraid there wouldn’t be enough for the two of us…” Huang Lei played the emotional card.

He Hao was speechless.

Is this a variation of "the son pays for the father's debts," or "the younger brother pays for the elder brother's debts"?

"That's great!" He Jiong was very excited and laughed, "One month, ten days to film 'Back to Field,' ten days to film 'Who's the Murderer,' and ten days to film 'Go Fighting!' Once the shows are on track, we'll film for half a month and rest for half a month. That's just right."

He Hao was about to find an excuse to refuse.

He Jiong, however, said with great interest, "Old Huang, have the director give me the contract. I'll take a look, and if there are no problems, I'll sign it on Ahao's behalf."

He Hao: "..."

It feels... so casual.

Is it really that hard to achieve the dreams of a salted fish?

Seeing his brother's delighted expression, He Hao felt too embarrassed to say anything more.

Fine, I'll go then.

When the time comes, we'll figure out a way to cheat and slack off.

So the group continued to eat happily.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

He Hao, standing on the far side, slowly walked over to answer the phone.

"Hey?"

"Is this the Mushroom House? I'm a guest tomorrow, and I want to eat and drink well. I want a feast, I want the main courses." The other person was wearing a voice changer.

He Hao pondered for two seconds, "Right now we happen to have a pig and a donkey. Do you think it's better to slaughter the pig or the donkey tomorrow?"

The other party hesitated for a moment, then said, "How about we kill the donkey?"

He Hao smiled and said, "Congratulations, even pigs think the same way."

The other party quickly changed their tune, "Slaughter a pig!"

He Hao's smile widened even more, "That's what the donkey thinks too."

other side:"……"

He Hao's mood suddenly improved a lot.

Silence for one minute.

The other party said directly, "I want to eat stir-fried cured beef tomorrow, and I want Teacher He to be the chef for this dish."

He Hao hesitated for two seconds, then asked, "Could you bring some cured beef?"

other side:"……"

I was completely dumbfounded.

Do you have to bring your own ingredients to order a dish?

Is there such a saying?

He then asked a staff member nearby for confirmation, and after receiving the answer, he sneered.

Ha ha!

You dare to lie to me!

The other party immediately raised the price, saying, "I want stir-fried cured beef and fish with chopped chili peppers, and I want Teacher He to make them by himself."

He Hao turned to look at He Jiong and asked curiously, "Are you planning to starve yourself to death?"

"That makes some sense." The person on the other end muttered a few words and added, "Then let Teacher Huang make another dish of spicy crayfish tails, a stewed chicken soup, and some grilled skewers for supper."

He Hao hesitated for two seconds, "Actually, Teacher He's cooking is not bad..."

Snapped!

The other end hung up immediately.

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He Hao looked regretful; the other party had asked for an exorbitant price but then tried to negotiate it down the drain. They were clearly not playing by the rules…

He Hao had just sat down.

He Jiong asked impatiently, "Ah Hao, is he a guest tomorrow?"

He Hao nodded, "Yes!"

Huang Lei seemed to pray for a moment before asking, "What dishes did you order?"

He Hao slowly said, "Stir-fried cured beef, fish with chopped chili, spicy crayfish tails, stewed chicken soup, and grilled skewers."

Huang Lei was speechless. "These are all main dishes. Ah Hao, did you recognize who's on the other end?"

He Hao smiled and said casually, "Although the other party used a voice changer, I dare say that the call just now was made by Sister Na."

He Jiong: "???"

Huang Lei: "???"

Liu Xianhua: "???"

Henry Lau looked doubtful. "Brother Ritian, are you sure you didn't hear me wrong?"

He Hao glanced at He Jiong and said quietly, "Back then, someone forced me to watch 'Happy Camp' every week, ostensibly to contribute to the ratings. If I can't believe that voice, I'll write my name backwards from now on."

He Jiong chuckled twice.

Everyone has a past...

After finishing the meal.

Everyone turned off the lights and went to sleep.

After all, the first day was tiring due to the long journey, and soon everyone fell asleep.

The next day.

get up.

As usual, everyone drank a cup of rice porridge and began another busy day.