The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

That guy is so annoying.

The arrival of the two women brought a touch of life to the small courtyard.

Liu Xianhua wielded his large axe with great skill, eliciting frequent giggles from the two women.

He Hao remained lying down.

How to win a girl's heart?

Impossible in this lifetime!

Besides, women's minds are so hard to fathom. Back in the day... never mind, I'd better just lie here and soak up the sun.

Soon, all the preparations were completed.

The firewood is enough for a day's use.

The pots, pans, chopsticks and bowls were all washed clean.

The sun was high in the sky, its scorching heat almost unbearable.

Everyone ran to the straw mat in the courtyard to join He Hao in being a couch potato.

The fragrant breeze kept wafting around his nose, making He Hao feel somewhat helpless.

While He Jiong and Da Hua were talking to the two women, Huang Lei ran over with a happy expression.

"Done! All the ingredients for lunch are ready, and I don't even need to husk the corn!"

"Teacher Huang, what happened?"

"Hahaha!" Huang Lei patted his beer belly and grinned like a fox. "Didn't the production team promise us three conditions yesterday, and there's still one left? I used it directly."

That's it!

He Jiong then quietly explained the whole story of the 'three conditions' from yesterday to the two women.

Huang Lei continued, "Moreover, I only mentioned the exchange request after I had them bring all the materials and then asked for a can of beer."

Huang Lei looked smug, as if he wanted praise.

He Jiong gave a thumbs up without hesitation!

Henry Lau also looked at him with admiration.

The two women even exclaimed "666!" in praise of Huang Lei's intelligence.

He Hao turned over, looked at everyone, and said with a smirk, "Wouldn't it be better if we kept buying on credit until the first quarter's catalog was completed, and then used the last condition to cancel all the credit?"

Instantly, the entire courtyard fell silent!

Everyone stared at He Hao with a strange look on their faces!

Beast!

They actually came up with such a brilliant idea!

The director wiped away cold sweat.

The resentment that had just been felt as if Huang Lei had tricked them vanished completely.

I even had a slight urge to sing "May Good People Live in Peace"...

Huang Lei looked embarrassed, and then ran straight to the director, hoping to take back what he had just said!

The director arrogantly stated, "Words spoken are like spilled water; can they be taken back?"

"can!"

A loud voice resounded throughout the entire venue.

This is related to his future laid-back life, so He Hao naturally has to struggle!

He Hao grabbed the stainless steel basin, and without saying a word, ran straight to the bucket and filled it with water!

Then, he splashed it hard onto the ground!

VJ Zhao Fei was filming furiously with his camera, already sensing what was about to happen!

Liu Xianhua!

He Jiong!

Huang Lei!

Yang Mi!

Dilraba!

All the staff members were keeping a close eye on it!

Keep an eye on He Hao!

Staring at the ordinary stainless steel basin!

Keep your eyes on the water hitting the ground!

Whoosh!

Water, land!

Nothing special!

then……

He Hao patted the stainless steel basin and shouted, "Collect!"

Swish!

Swish!

Swish!

Water rises from the ground!

Rinse it back into the basin!

It's like... a video being played in reverse!

Only the water stains that splashed on Zhang Fei and the wet puddle on the ground can prove what had just happened!

Director: 凸(艹皿艹)

The staff were completely baffled!

He Jiong was stunned!

Huang Lei was stunned!

Henry Lau was stunned!

Yang Mi and Dilraba Dilmurat stared wide-eyed, their mouths agape and their faces filled with shock and disbelief, their hearts churning with turmoil!

Which magician doesn't prepare for a long time, design the venue for a long time, and practice for a long time until they have mastered the magic tricks before daring to perform them!

You just casually did that?!

Why the hell don't you just fly to the moon?!

The director was screaming inwardly: "King Golden Horn, just give up your supernatural powers!"

He Hao carried the stainless steel basin full of water to the director and said casually, "The water's been collected!"

Director: o(╥﹏╥)o

If we agree to his conditions, given his previous idea, the show will basically have to be canceled!

Let's all go home.

If I don't agree, won't my prestige be completely ruined?

The director's gaze drifted over the group of program planners behind him. Their eyes were all unfocused, looking at the sky, counting ants, watching sparrows, or flipping through their fingers…

What can we do?

We're desperate too!

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At this moment, the assistant director whispered, "Director, we can only prevent them from paying on credit..."

Yup!

How could I not have thought of that!

As long as we don't let them buy on credit!

Didn't all their outrageous ideas fall through?

The director gave the assistant director an approving look and laughed heartily, "Sure, but we won't be giving you credit! The total for your food was... 1580 ears of corn, plus beer... 2004 ears!"

"This handsome, dashing, debonair, brilliant, peerless, charming, universally loved, irresistible, and irresistible director, could you round down the price?" He Hao suddenly asked with a forced smile.

Tsk tsk tsk!

cool!

That's some serious flattery!

That's really impressive!

"Sure!" the director nodded happily.

"You're not going to back out later, are you?" He Hao asked immediately afterward.

"How could a director as big as me lie to you?" The director thought his words made sense, so he answered casually.

Hearing the other person's words, He Hao revealed a wicked smile and called out, "Da Hua!"

"Brother Ritian, what's wrong?"

"Go to the cornfield immediately, pick 24 ears of corn, pay the director, and have Teacher Huang start cooking!" He Hao said with a smile, then turned and left.

The director hurriedly shouted, "Wait!"

"What's wrong?" He Hao asked, puzzled.