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075 Where are you, machete?

"Are you really going to just blindly run into the trap that Kayaba Akihiko prepared for you? You know it's a trap, yet you still walk right into it. Should I call you reckless and fearless, or just stupid and reckless?"

"Or you could try saying I'm invincible and lead the charge? With a thousand troops under my command, taking something out of a bag is no problem at all!"

Reimu Hakurei pouted and said, "The three guys in the bushes are still missing one line. You should switch to a long spear and strike a pose."

Mo Mo stroked his chin and said, "Unfortunately, I feel like even my A-rank luck can't handle the spearman, so I've decided not to plagiarize his lines. As for the others, I'll think about who has better luck first. I feel like if I don't pay attention to my luck today, I'm going to suffer a terrible fate!"

"Only fools hesitate!"

"No, no, no, balance exists in everything. To those who cannot see the truth, the world presents a completely different picture. So don't test your luck, Summoner... cough cough, Reimu."

"Don't be afraid of the unknown!"

"Appearances can be deceiving!"

"I feel like what we're doing is kind of stupid... Wait! Why am I suddenly cosplaying with you? What I need to ask you is, what are you planning to do?! You've made me stupid!"

Reimu Hakurei held her head in her hands, looking incredulous, seemingly unable to believe her own transformation.

Momo smiled slightly and said, "Accept reality, Reimu. Life is nothing but a deception. From the moment you begin to breathe, you have already been slowly dying."

"Had enough fun? I'm still alive and well, and my true form is still drinking tea in Gensokyo!"

"Drinking tea leaves? How pathetic... Sigh, I surrender!"

Mo Mo cleared his throat and said, "Alright, stop joking around. It's not actually that serious. Didn't you hear what I said to Asuna?"

“My last deal with Kayaba Akihiko has already determined that he cannot access the system. Yui also told me about Kayaba Akihiko’s methods, which are nothing more than a few tricks that exploit human nature.”

"But while you were busy picking up girls, Kayaba Akihiko, disguised as Heathcliff, had already made all the preparations, right? Are you sure you can handle it?"

Momo shook his head slightly and said, "Well, actions speak louder than words. You just watch, Reimu, and see how I thwart Kayaba Akihiko's conspiracy. The reason he can do this is because he is actually the one in control of this game."

"Unfortunately, there is a Chinese saying that goes, 'Success and failure both depend on Xiao He.' The biggest foundation for a person's success is often also the biggest flaw in that success. He thought he had grasped the trump card, but a trump card in hand can also be a bomb."

Reimu Hakurei shrugged and said, "So that's your reason for going there even though you know it's a trap? Even if you don't care about Akihiko Kayaba, you should care about these two behind you, right? Akihiko Kayaba's bomb might not kill you, but these two's hatchets can chop you to death."

"Haven't you noticed yet?"

Mo Mo smiled nonchalantly, casually tossing her hair, and said, "How could that be? I've not only sensed it, I can feel two machetes pressed against my neck, ready to chop me down at any moment."

"The blade is so sharp, the hairs on my neck are trembling!"

"You're still so calm? You've messed things up, haven't you? You're doomed, aren't you? Oh dear, I'm suddenly so excited. I wonder how many pieces they'll cut you into, whether it'll be torn apart by five horses or sliced ​​into a thousand pieces?"

"Tsk tsk, so you underestimated me, Mo Mo. Knowing there was a machete, I remained so calm; naturally, I had a solution!"

Reimu Hakurei was skeptical and said, "Really? I can't sense any way. No matter which of the two of them has the machete, you're doomed. Do you think you can escape, or that you can make them put down the machete?"

Mo Mo, brimming with confidence, flashed a thumbs-up and showed off his gleaming teeth, saying with a smile, "Absolutely not!"

"Alright, I've already seen the scene of your death! Don't worry, after you die I'll probably remember to offer incense for you once every thirty or fifty years, but there won't be any offerings, and I'll still be hungry."

"How cruel!"

"Stop talking nonsense, what exactly are you planning to do? As the supervisor, I have to at least ensure your safety. If you really get hit by a machete and go insane, I'll be responsible!"

"Hmph, to put it bluntly, you're just worried about me, afraid that I'll suffer even the slightest emotional harm. You're too tsundere, little Lingmeng. Why don't you just express your love for me sincerely?"

Reimu Hakurei nodded and said, "That's a good idea. How about we count your hair, strand by strand, to express my care for you?"

"Please let me go!"

"Well, if you really don't want to talk about it, I won't force you."

"Hmph, is this some kind of feigned indifference? Fine, since you've asked so sincerely, little Lingmeng, I'll mercifully tell you, it's for..."

"Shut up, you jerk! If you keep making jokes, this first VIP chapter will be way too weak!"

"This is just a normal thing. I'll argue with anyone who talks about water!"

"The blissful daily life of Momo, the god-like figure, with a machete to his neck?"

"That's right!"

“It’s a mess!”

As the forest drew ever closer, Mo Mo's expression finally turned slightly serious. He said, "Well, now that we're here, there's no point in telling you. Even if Kayaba Akihiko leaked the secret, it would be too late to change anything."

"I walked right into this trap, not to commit suicide, nor because I was confident that I was invincible, but simply to find the third wood-chopping knife."

Reimu Hakurei was startled and exclaimed, "The third wood-chopping knife!"

“Asuna and Argo have hatchets in their hands, I know that. Unless I use deception and trickery, they will either leave me or just swing the hatchets at me.”

"Although I may use all sorts of methods to pursue cute girls, I would never deceive or betray them."

"To deal with this situation, I had no choice but to find a third wood-chopping knife, a third wood-chopping knife that was swung at me."

"Which girl are you going to mess with next, Silica? You've finally revealed your true colors!"

"No, you're wrong, Reimu. I'm not a lolicon, I'm a total fetishist!"

"...I really underestimated your shamelessness...What exactly do you want?"

Mo Mo blinked and said, "Don't you understand? The woodcutter's knife is already there, like an arrow on a bowstring that must be released. Since I have to swing the woodcutter's knife, all I can do is let the woodcutter's knife cut others, not myself."

"My chance will only come when I find the third wood-chopping knife and turn the internal war into an external war."

"As Chairman Chiang Kai-shek said, to repel external aggression, we must first pacify internal strife, and vice versa. To pacify internal strife, we can first repel external aggression."

Mo Mo spoke these words calmly, then stepped into the mist, leaving Reimu Hakurei still pondering his words.

……

"Mo Mo, isn't this place a bit too eerie?"

The Misty Forest lived up to its name. The entire forest was shrouded in mist, and even though the three of them, plus Yui, were almost standing together, their faces were still somewhat blurry when they looked at each other.

Asuna's concerns were quite valid, and Argo, seeing this, also voiced his own worries.

"Won't some elite or boss suddenly jump out from here? We can't even see the people, let alone their sword skills. Fighting in this state is too dangerous!"

Seeing that Momo ignored her, Asuna grabbed Momo's hand directly. On the other side, Argo also subconsciously grabbed Momo's sleeve. In an instant, Momo was as if he had been captured, with both of his hands being pulled backward.

This posture is like a roc spreading its wings!

"Unfortunately, even with my wings spread, I still can't fly!"

Momo's teasing momentarily embarrassed Argo and Asuna. The two women exchanged a glance; Asuna looked puzzled, while Argo felt a little guilty.

"Luckily, I changed direction at the last minute, otherwise I would have grabbed Mo Mo's hand too..."

Argo felt a surge of relief; otherwise, it would have been truly awkward if both of them had been pulling Momo's hands back.

"Yui, do you remember this place?"

Mo Mo waved at the two girls, indicating that he didn't care at all, but instead asked Yui, who was still tugging at his clothes. Yui looked around and said, "Dad, I only know that I'm here, but I don't know where I was at the time."

This answer left Argo and Asuna momentarily at a loss. This mission seemed rather strange; not only were there no mission hints, but the mission objective was also uncertain.

Argo was alright, but Asuna's heart was in complete turmoil, because she knew that, according to Momo, this mission was one that threatened Momo's life.

If this really is a trap...

Asuna's heart pounded wildly; she could no longer contain herself and activated her enemy-locking skill. Enemy-locking skills shouldn't be used carelessly when facing a boss, as they generate aggro. If the boss detects your enemy-locking skill, it will immediately generate aggro.

The consequences of chaotic hate values ​​in the game are self-evident.

Asuna!

"No! Even if... even if there is real danger..."

Asuna didn't finish her sentence, but her meaning was clear: even if there was real danger, she was willing to be the first to face it.

"Be good, be a good girl."

Momo scratched Asuna's head as if taking care of a child. Asuna was both annoyed and amused, but decided to listen to Momo.

Mo Mo had planned everything for her, including what to do and what role she should play if something went wrong. Although it sounded a bit unbelievable to her, she still chose to trust Mo Mo.

She didn't need any reason to believe Momo, because she had already decided to trust him. However, she was still worried about whether Momo's plan would succeed.

If they fail, Momo will be eliminated...

Asuna tried to stop herself from thinking about these things, but suddenly her eyes widened as a human-shaped frame appeared in her vision.

Lock-on skill, target detected!

"Who is it!"

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076 A large group of people wielding machetes

The target detection skill will react differently when different targets are detected. Only when a player is detected will a human-shaped border be formed based on the player's safety level.

The green border should theoretically symbolize a safe player, but Asuna did not let her guard down, and her hand gripping the sword hilt tensed up even more.

"Asuna, is there really anyone there?"

Argo was quite confident in her target acquisition skills, but now, seeing Momo and Asuna staring in that direction, she realized once again that there seemed to be a great distance between her and the two of them.

"Well, it doesn't seem too dangerous for now, but the fact that players have suddenly appeared in this place is itself a problem."

"This is neither a leveling area nor a quest location, and there don't even seem to be any monsters right now. Something's definitely wrong."