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"With a perverted father like you, what can your poor daughter say? Anyway, the people of Valhalla won't escape your clutches. Hey, Dad, if my friendship level with you is too low, how long are you planning to take to subdue me, a hundred years?"

Mo Mo understood that Kaguya Houraisan was referring to the ten years of virtual time he spent with the girls, which he had accelerated a million times over. Indeed, with this powerful tool, even Leila, whose affection for Mo Mo was below average, was gradually won over by him.

Even with Leila, there seemed to be a backlash from the reverse psychological pattern. After Momo successfully won over Leila in the last year or two, Leila clung to Momo almost every day and was unwilling to let go of him for even a second. The level of intimacy even made Artoria a little jealous.

Leila used to completely trust only her, but now it seems she's also been NTR'd by Momo.

"A hundred years...that's not enough, how about nine hours?"

"Pfft, Dad, why didn't you just say ten thousand years? Nine hours of a million-fold acceleration is a full ten thousand years! What a grand gesture! Well, although ten thousand years wouldn't have meant much to my past self, now that I've become human, if I really spent ten thousand years with you, I'm afraid my soul would only have your image left."

"How cunning you are, Father! Be careful you don't die by the woodcutter's axe someday."

"I'm sorry, I only did a small amount of work."

Kaguya Houraisan burst into laughter at Momo's words, and Momo once again emerged victorious in the second battle between father and daughter. With her cheeks flushed from laughing, Kaguya released Momo's arm and led the way into the room that Momo had cleaned up with his abilities.

Inside, the most conspicuous things were the two rabbit-eared statues standing in the corner. Kaguya Houraisan's target was clearly them as well.

"Remember what I used when I attacked you? They were in the same situation as me. Except they weren't from Penglai, so they couldn't recover."

"I can't even protect my own pet, I'm really incompetent."

200 There's a ghost behind you.

"Those strange little stones?"

Mo Mo naturally remembered that when Kaguya Houraisan swallowed something that looked like a small stone, she turned into a stone statue and then into sand. If Mo Mo hadn't cleverly dodged it, she probably would be a stone statue like the two bunny-eared girls right now.

"That's not a stone at all. It's a drug that Eirin specially developed to greatly suppress the constitution of the Hourai people. If I were to take it, I would first be suppressed because of my abilities, causing my body to collapse and turn into a stone statue, just like that day. Then, my body would turn into sand, causing the pill to leave my body. Finally, the constitution of the Hourai people would be reactivated, allowing me to be resurrected."

"If someone who is not of the Hourai constitution takes it, they will become like Reisen and Inaba, with their entire body completely petrified and hardened to the point that it is almost impossible to destroy."

Mo Mo understood what he was hearing, but he couldn't figure out what the purpose of creating such a strange thing was. He had a vague guess in his mind, so he said, "Could it be that this thing was made for self-defense?"

Kaguya Houraisan's eyes lit up, but she shook her head slightly and said, "The word 'self-preservation' is too much of a compliment. To put it bluntly, we guys are just cowards who are afraid to go to the battlefield, so we break our own legs first."

"The reason Eirin made this thing is simply to protect me, to protect me, a person from Hourai. Momo, what's coming next is very important, it concerns Yakumo Yukari's secret, so I will tell you everything clearly. As for what all of this is about, I really don't know."

Mo Mo nodded, and Kaguya Houraisan took a deep breath and said, "For some reason, Yukari Yakumo has her eye on the bodies of the Hourai people, on their immortal and ageless constitution. Or rather, she has her eye on the Hourai medicine and wants to get a share from us."

"However, let's not even talk about the fact that we no longer have this kind of thing. Even if we did, Eirin would not allow such a sinful and filthy drug to continue to spread, especially since Yakumo Yukari is still unwilling to reveal her reason for wanting the Hourai Medicine."

Kaguya Houraisan clenched her fist and said, "In terms of strength, we are not afraid of Yukari Yakumo, so we refused her unreasonable request. However, what we did not expect was that Yukari Yakumo has almost gone mad for the sake of the Hourai medicine this time."

"All sorts of schemes and tricks, all kinds of coercion and enticement, are aimed at extracting the Penglai Elixir from us. Even the dangers that Mokou and I encountered on the battlefield are definitely related to her!"

"After Mokou died, I originally wanted to fight Yakumo Yukari to the death, but Eirin somehow got hold of something and actually gave in to Yakumo Yukari. I couldn't get anything out of her. Before she left, all she left me was this drug that could control my Hourai body constitution."

"She blessed me, saying that if Yukari Yakumo pushes too hard, I should use this pill to destroy her hopes. As for Reisen and Tei Inaba, they were already transformed into this state by her when she left."

Kaguya Houraisan gave a bitter smile and said, "It's not that I'm unwilling to tell you about the past, but that's all I know. I don't know what Eirin went through or what leverage she was caught using. The last thing I know is that Eirin was invited by Yukari Yakumo to treat someone's illness."

"Healing?" Mo Mo frowned and said, "Lingmeng?"

"No... I don't know who it is. Maybe it's Reimu, or maybe... it's someone I don't know."

Kaguya Houraisan's voice gradually lowered as she said, "As for what happened afterward, you probably know that Eirin did a good job, causing Yukari Yakumo to give up her interest in me. However, Yukari Yakumo still didn't dare to keep me, this unstable element, in Gensokyo, and directly threw me into the afterlife."

"Mokou died for me, Eirin left me, Reisen and Inaba Tei turned into stone statues, and Eientei collapsed and was destroyed. All of this made me lose all my confidence. It wasn't until I met Mokou again in the afterlife and was enlightened by her that I was able to stand up again."

Kaguya Houraisan stood in front of Mo Mo, gazing at him quietly, and said, "So I thank you, because of you I can truly get close to Mokou and have the opportunity to say sorry and thank you to her. Also, because you are currently targeting Yukari Yakumo, no matter what the outcome, it can be considered as avenging me."

"Compared to these things, what are our little squabbles?"

After saying all this, Kaguya Houraisan turned around and stroked the statues of Reisen and Inaba, her smile sounding like a silent lament, and said, "I'm sorry for taking so long to come back. You won't resent me, will you?"

"Is there any way I can restore them, such as by making them my heroic spirits?"

Mo Mo stepped forward and embraced Houraisan Kaguya, wrapping his arms around her waist. Houraisan Kaguya offered no resistance; this intimacy, in fact, gave her the comfort she craved most, and a warmth crept into her smile.

"Probably not. The Hall of Heroes requires at least a response from the invitee. Given their current state, only Eirin can restore them. If they do recover, I will make them your Heroic Spirits even without your invitation, Momo."

"After all, they are my pets and must obey my commands. So, Momo, bring Eirin back. Back then, it won't just be your lovely daughter Kaguya playing kissing games with you, but also my two pet bunny girls."

"And you can play with them as you please, I'll take full responsibility. Even the most shameful play, I'll make them smile. If you're willing to spend ten million years, you'll probably be able to win over Eirin, right?"

Upon hearing this, Mo Mo glanced at the two petrified rabbit-eared girls with pity and said, "I wonder if they will no longer want to be petrified now that they know your intentions. It's truly their tragedy to have a master like you."

"Isn't it a blessing for you, Dad, to have a daughter like me, who is also a loving and capable one?"

As she spoke, Kaguya, her eyes hazy, gently bit Momo's lip. Her playful expression held a hint of teasing and pleasure, and the murmured word "Daddy" sent chills down Momo's spine. Now that Momo understood Kaguya's intentions, she knew that Kaguya wasn't just putting on an act. If Momo wished, her adopted daughter, Houraisan Kaguya, would likely reveal her most beautiful side to her under the bright moonlight.

This is Princess Kaguya, the beautiful Kaguya-hime. Even Mo Mo, a seasoned driver, couldn't resist Kaguya's beauty.

Sigh, are we really going to execute Kaguya right here and now?

Their lips pressed tightly together, the familiar taste and sensation spreading from their tongues, the burning heat making their faces flush.

Although it's still a kiss, both Momo and Kaguya knew that this wasn't just a playful kiss between the two of them before. It was going to really escalate into an unstoppable, moonlit waltz that wouldn't stop until Kaguya was completely exhausted—a deep and rhythmic, moving opera.

That's enough!

Mo Mo sighed helplessly, thinking that if all else failed, he might as well give in to Kaguya Houraisan. After all, once Kaguya Houraisan became shameless and unscrupulous, she could easily crush Mo Mo with her vast experience. So, in this third battle, Mo Mo reluctantly admitted defeat, and as the price, he would have to concede himself to Kaguya Houraisan.

It's so pitiful. Look, Mo Mo is almost pinned to the ground by Kaguya Houraisan. Even though Mo Mo struggles desperately, Kaguya Houraisan continues to relentlessly demand her debt from Mo Mo's mouth. Judging from Kaguya Houraisan's enthusiastic appearance, it seems she wants to suck all the air out of Mo Mo's lungs.

That's so pitiful!

"No... shameless! Don't you two have any shame in broad daylight? Stop right now!"

However, to Mo Mo's surprise and to Kaguya Houraisan's annoyance, a female voice rang out. Kaguya Houraisan puffed out her blushing face and glared angrily at the outside of the room, only to find a girl with an equally blushing face.

She had a typical bob haircut with a black ribbon, and wore a white shirt over a light green short-sleeved jacket and skirt. Of course, her most distinctive feature was the large white spirit beside her; this spirit wasn't clinging to her, but rather a part of her being.

In other words, this girl is half-human and half-spirit.

With the sword she had half-drawn from her waist, Mo Mo immediately knew who this person was.

Soul Dream.

Youmu Konpaku is an important member of the Hakugyokurou in Gensokyo, and her main job is to take care of Yuyuko Saigyouji, who is perpetually hungry. That's right, Youmu Konpaku is a caretaker, and that is the most significant meaning of her existence.

Now that she's here, the owner of Hakugyokurou, who is also the pet of Youmu Konpaku, Saigyouji Yuyuko, must have arrived as well. This wasn't unexpected for Mo Mo; wherever Mo Mo was, there would inevitably be resistance from Yakumo Yukari's forces.

Saigyouji Yuyuko is clearly the strongest blocking force.

However, in a sense, Saigyouji Yuyuko isn't that difficult to deal with. After all... she's a glutton!

"Let go right now! What kind of behavior is this, hugging and cuddling like that! And you, man, aren't you Reimu Hakurei's fiancée? Reimu Hakurei is waiting for you at the Hakurei Shrine, yet you're being intimate with this woman. Don't you have any conscience at all?"

Before Momo could answer Youmu's question, Kaguya Houraisan revealed a provocative smile and passionately sealed Momo's lips with hers. When they were both almost suffocating, she pushed Momo away, revealing a seductive smile, and greedily licked the taste of Momo on her moist lips with the tip of her tongue.

"His conscience... I've eaten it all. Youmu Konpaku, how about it? This dangerous element of Gensokyo has returned. What do you plan to do with me?"

"you!"

Enraged, Youmu Konpaku almost instinctively drew her sword. But at that moment, Momo made a gesture to stop Youmu Konpaku, and said slyly, "Well, although I know you're a coward, I didn't mean to scare you."

"Youmu, there's a ghost behind you!"

"Ahhh!"

Upon hearing the ghost behind her, even before turning around, Youmu Konpaku immediately let out a scream.

201 is going to be eaten!

Being afraid of ghosts is not shameful; after all, ghosts are indeed something to be afraid of.

However, this wouldn't be a problem for any normal person, but it happened to Youmu Konpaku, so that's where the problem lies.

Most fears stem from the unknown. Once people understand the source and principles of fear, they generally eliminate it, unless the fear can cause them significant loss or harm.

For example, even if people know the principles behind diseases or death, they still fear them because they mostly bring disaster and death to human life.

Unfortunately, Youmu's fear of ghosts cannot be explained by either of the above two reasons.

First, Youmu Konpaku is extremely familiar with ghosts, to the point of being intimately familiar. Youmu herself is a half-human, half-spirit being; her half-spirit can certainly be called a ghost. Furthermore, the ghost Youmu serves, Yuyuko Saigyouji, is a ghost among ghosts, the undisputed ruler of the ghost world, the very embodiment of Hakugyokurou.

Hakugyokurou is located directly in the underworld, and the Saigyouji family is a well-known family in the underworld. As a result, the most common creatures appearing in Hakugyokurou are ghosts, who love to visit Hakugyokurou and admire the scenery of the Saigyouji family's courtyard.

In this situation, Youmu Konpaku is watching ghosts almost all the time, living with ghosts and having seen countless ghosts. How could she not be familiar with ghosts?

The idea that ghosts could harm Youmu and thus frighten her is also unfounded. Aside from the fact that Youmu, as the Hakugyokurou's gardener, possesses considerable strength, considering Saigyouji Yuyuko's status as a top figure in the ghost world, it's highly unlikely that any ghost would bully or harm Youmu.

Therefore, Youmu Konpaku has absolutely no reason to be afraid of ghosts, yet she is terrified of them, to the point of panic and confusion. She might even lose her temper and attack the ghost she fears without hesitation, as is the case now.

The fear on Youmu's face transformed into a crazed, ruthless expression. She drew the Loukan Sword with lightning speed, this longsword said to be able to cut through anything, even ghosts. She was confident that it could give Youmu the courage to slay the ghost that dared to stand behind her and frighten her!

He turned and drew his sword, the blade flashing red, his momentum like a rainbow!

"what!"

Unfortunately, she couldn't bring herself to strike with her powerful sword. The ghost she was about to cut was the companion spirit behind her with big, cute eyes and a terrified expression.

This enormous ghost was originally part of Youmu Konpaku's body, acting according to Youmu's will. If Youmu were to actually strike with this sword, it would be equivalent to striking her own body.

Fortunately, Youmu's swordsmanship was superb, and she managed to stop the attack. Youmu's companion spirit let out a human-like sigh, then seemed to deflate, shrinking and softening. It went from floating behind Youmu to cowering around Youmu's waist, as if afraid that Youmu might accidentally cut it off again.

The scene instantly became awkward. Lou Guanjian abruptly stopped his swordplay, feeling the constant soreness and pain throughout his body from the forced cessation of his swordplay. He felt his pride crumbling and burning, and an extreme anger began to sweep over his mind and body, with a huge oppressive atmosphere gathering above his head.

Youmu Konpaku originally came out to teach Momo a lesson, but she was tricked into panicking by Momo's simple lie, losing face for herself, as well as for Hakugyokurou and Saigyouji Yuyuko. All of this was unforgivable to Youmu Konpaku.

Youmu's body moved again, slowly turning backward like a rusty machine. The glint of light in her peripheral vision seemed to carry a bloodthirsty glint.

Kaguya Houraisan subtly twisted the soft flesh around Mo Mo's waist from behind. Mo Mo's eyes twitched, and he naturally realized that he had truly angered Youmu Konpaku.

Youmu Konpaku's seemingly inexplicable weakness—her fear of ghosts—was known to Momo, an outsider, and Youmu herself was absolutely certain of it. It's easy to imagine that the proud and earnest Youmu Konpaku had made considerable efforts to overcome this weakness. However, she still hadn't overcome it, making it undoubtedly one of Youmu Konpaku's Achilles' heel.

Anyone who crosses this line will have to face Youmu Konpaku head-on!

In particular, Mo Mo not only touched this sore spot, but also used it to tease Youmu Konpaku. How could Youmu Konpaku tolerate this?

"Ahem, um..."

Mo Mo coughed lightly, originally intending to use words to bring Youmu back to her senses, but suddenly saw the elegant and dignified ghost Saigyouji Yuyuko not far behind Youmu, and made an unintentional gesture of covering her chin with her sleeve.

This action can be interpreted as Saigyouji Yuyuko, after noticing Momo's gaze, using her sleeve to cover her face out of propriety and reserve, so that Momo wouldn't see her beauty so easily.

Mo Mo initially thought the same thing, but just a moment ago, Mo Mo vaguely saw the movement of Saigyouji Yuyuko's face.

The muscles in her cheeks opened and closed, her lips pursed slightly, her small nose swayed gently, and her brows twitched slightly with pleasure.

Well, to put it simply, if Mo Mo isn't mistaken, Saigyouji Yuyuko is chewing.