Long Live Money in Anime Crossover

Chewing, chewing, like a hamster chewing.

In other words, while Momo was flirting with Youmu and Yuyuko Saigyouji, Yuyuko Saigyouji was outwardly appearing dignified and refined, but in reality, she was secretly eating.

Upon realizing this, Mo Mo was instantly dumbfounded, and his initial wariness of Saigyouji Yuyuko vanished by eighty percent. Indeed, regardless of Saigyouji Yuyuko's identity, the depth of her friendship with Yakumo Yukari, or how powerful and dangerous she was, before considering any of that, Saigyouji Yuyuko was first and foremost a glutton.

Even at this moment, she doesn't forget to eat. Just how strong is Saigyouji Yuyuko's craving for food?

Although Mo Mo didn't know this, he could test it out and see how dangerous Saigyouji Yuyuko, this glutton, was.

So, as Youmu turned around with a look of utter despair, pointing the Louguan Sword at Momo's nose, a quantum light appeared behind Youmu, enveloping the spirit companion at her waist, and then forming a white object with the spirit companion at its core.

A cake, a huge white cake with the aroma of baking and the sweet scent of cream, appeared out of thin air on Youmu Konpaku's waist.

Now, Youmu Konpaku is no longer half-human and half-spirit, but has become half-human and half-cake.

Youmu Konpaku naturally noticed this change, and without thinking, she tried to summon her companion spirit to struggle and fight back, even preparing to slash at it again with her Louguan sword. Of course, this time the target wasn't her companion spirit, but rather that bastard who dared to attack from behind it!

That's right, before seeing her companion spirit's appearance, Youmu Konpaku instinctively thought someone had touched her back and was about to attack it. However, when Youmu Konpaku saw her companion spirit's appearance and saw it staring at a cake, about to struggle, her brain short-circuited for a moment.

Egg...cake?

Where did the cake come from?

Why a cake?

what happened?

Youmu Konpaku was stunned, but some people were not. They reacted at almost the speed of light, transforming from ghosts into terrifying gluttons. They appeared next to Youmu Konpaku almost instantly, then opened their savage mouths and swallowed Youmu Konpaku whole.

Youmu's hair stood on end. Her instinct for fear of ghosts exploded instantly, causing her to run away at Gensokyo's fastest ground speed without even thinking.

Unfortunately, Youmu Konpaku still failed. The shadowy figure was simply too terrifying. Before Youmu Konpaku could even make a move, the shadowy figure, with its bizarre movements and actions that were completely obscured, swallowed the cake from Youmu Konpaku's waist.

"Delicious...it's so delicious!"

The figure in the shadows refused the cake in her mouth while revealing a happy smile. Who else could it be but Saigyouji Yuyuko?

Youmu froze instantly; in a sense, her companion spirit was connected to her. The companion spirit was swallowed by the shadowy figure, crushed by teeth, licked by tongues, and soaked in saliva… This series of sensations instantly shattered Youmu's sanity, causing her to let out an almost desperate scream.

"Ghost! I'm going to be eaten by a ghost! Don't eat me! Help! Someone save me! Lady Yuyuko, save me!"

Youmu struggled frantically, but she was no match for Yuyuko Saigyouji, who was in predatory mode. Even though she pushed Yuyuko Saigyouji wildly, she could still feel her companion spirit sliding little by little towards Yuyuko Saigyouji's throat and stomach under the push of Yuyuko Saigyouji's tongue.

Youmu's frantic struggles were completely ineffective, and she finally went into a hysterical state, her eyes rolling back as she fainted. At this moment, Yuyuko Saigyouji seemed to realize she had eaten the wrong thing. She opened her mouth and pulled Youmu's companion spirit out of it, looking at the spirit with stars in its eyes, and said, "Youmu, you're being naughty again. Why did you joke with food? You're not tasty at all. Unless I'm starving to death, I won't eat you."

The unconscious Youmu suddenly shuddered, as if she was dreaming that she was really being eaten by a ghost, enjoying a terrifying process from her throat to her stomach, and even further down until she was dissolved, digested, and finally reorganized.

“Ahem,” Mo Mo looked at the somewhat comical, terrifying, and absurd scene before him and said, “I think I know why Youmu Konpaku is afraid of ghosts.”

“That’s right,” Kaguya Houraisan nodded in agreement, “It was definitely a childhood trauma. She probably had several experiences of being eaten by Yuyuko Saigyouji as food supplies.”

Author's Note:

P.S.: One update for today, typing on a laptop in a hotel is too painful. I'll make up for it with three updates tomorrow after I return home from Hangzhou.

202 Youmu is so much fun!

"Please don't slander others. Our relationship is already tense. If I get angry, this fight today might be inevitable."

Saigyouji Yuyuko elegantly took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth, her movements befitting a refined young lady. Her calm expression suggested that what had just happened was nothing serious. However, just ten seconds earlier, Saigyouji Yuyuko had nearly devoured the companion spirit of her gardener, Youmu.

As expected of an old monster, everyone here is just as shameless as the others.

"Youmu isn't my reserve food. I just couldn't resist putting her in my mouth and licking her dozens of times to taste her when she was little, because she was so cute. If I really ate her, who would feed me?"

So the reason why Youmu Konpaku was alive and well was because of the food that Hakugyokurou was barely able to provide?

Okay, using the word "shameless" to describe Saigyouji Yuyuko is already extremely unconvincing. Saigyouji Yuyuko simply treated Konpaku Youmu as a zookeeper. Konpaku Youmu's identity shouldn't be that of a gardener at Hakugyokurou, but rather more like Saigyouji Yuyuko's zookeeper and plaything.

“Alright, I have one last question,” Momo said, not intending to pursue the matter since Saigyouji Yuyuko was shamelessly refusing to acknowledge Momo and Houraisan Kaguya’s accusations. “You’ve tasted Youmu’s flavor dozens of times, so why is Youmu only afraid of ghosts and not of you?”

Saigyouji Yuyuko didn't hide anything from Momo's doubts, saying, "It's not complicated. Youmu will be serving me in the future, so how can she hold a grudge against me because of a small misunderstanding? Therefore, Youmu's grandfather, Youki, gave his granddaughter a profound lesson. In Youmu's mind, I will never eat her. This is an absolute truth."

"Every time I wake up from a dream, it's Yuuka Kazami. It was all just a nightmare. Isn't that perfect?"

Well, it turns out that not only is the owner of Hakugyokurou unreliable, but Youmu's grandfather, Youki, is also unreliable!

How could Soul Demon possibly be reliable?

In Momo's view, the old man simply couldn't stand Saigyouji Yuyuko's behavior after working as a gardener at Hakugyokurou for three hundred years, so he quit and went to hide away to enjoy his retirement. Moreover, he quite rudely pushed the work of Hakugyokurou onto the young Konpaku Youmu. One can imagine that Konpaku Youmu's childhood was almost entirely spent in the heavy physical labor of feeding Saigyouji Yuyuko, and in the constant fear of being eaten by ghosts.

Thinking about it... Mo Mo looked at Youmu the Soul lying on the ground with circles in her eyes and felt sorry for her.

What a wonderful child, what a wonderful young girl! Why did she follow the wrong master and have such a tragic childhood?

"I feel like your gaze is quite rude. Are you secretly talking bad about me? If so, I'm going to get angry."

"Please rest assured, there is absolutely no such thing. I am just amazed by your beauty, Miss Yuyuko, and at the same time, I am curious, do you not have any hostility towards me here? I think Yukari Yakumo sent you here to stop me."

"That's certainly true... but is it your way of treating guests to stand up while talking?"

Mo Mo smiled slightly, glanced at Kaguya Houraisan, and Kaguya nodded. Then, Mo Mo waved his hand, and in an instant, modern furniture and appliances appeared in the previously cleaned room, which was soon brightly lit. Exquisite low tables appeared in front of everyone, laden with fine food, even the unconscious Youmu Konpaku was included.

Upon seeing this, Saigyouji Yuyuko's eyes immediately lit up. She gracefully and slowly knelt down in front of the low table, picked up a palm-sized pastry with her chopsticks, and then, at a speed that almost exceeded Momo's dynamic vision limit, extremely unscientifically stuffed it into her small mouth and quietly began to chew.

This intrigued Mo Mo. It seemed that Saigyouji Yuyuko's stomach wasn't the only part connected to another dimension; her mouth was probably connected as well. If she wanted, she could swallow everything with a single bite.

Saigyouji Yuyuko's gluttony is truly an exceptional level of gluttony.

"Is Miss Yuyuko satisfied with the hospitality she received from me, her cheap master?"

The various pastries and snacks in front of Saigyouji Yuyuko quickly dwindled. Just as she was about to finish and answer Momo, a flash of light appeared on her empty plate, and a variety of delicious foods, each different, reappeared. For a moment, these foods seemed to radiate a dazzling light, making one feel as if they had entered a virtual world filled with pastries, candies, and snacks.

A dish that doesn't glow isn't a good dish, and Momo has now evolved to the point where he can create countless glowing dishes at will. Would he be worshipped as a creator god in some worlds?

“I’m very satisfied,” Saigyouji Yuyuko said, barely managing to suppress her urge to continue eating. She answered Momo’s question first, but then immediately changed the subject, asking, “Oh, so your name is Momo, right? Would you be interested in working as a chef at Hakugyokurou? The salary and benefits are excellent, and I will do my best to get you anything you need or want.”

"In return, you just need to prepare five tables of... no, ten tables of this kind of delicious food for me every day, okay?"

Mo Mo blinked and asked, "Really, anything is fine?"

"I'll do my best!"

"Then what if I want her?"

Mo Mo pointed to Youmu, whose eyelids were twitching occasionally and who seemed to be about to wake up. Saigyouji Yuyuko said almost without hesitation, "Is it a sexual relationship? No problem, I'll arrange for Youmu to marry you... Ah, you already have Reimu, so let Youmu be your concubine."

Without hesitation, Saigyouji Yuyuko sold out the still unconscious Konpaku Youmu, then immediately began her elegant and swift work of clearing away the food. Just as Mo Mo was speechless, Konpaku Youmu groggily opened her eyes, yawned, stretched, and murmured, "Good morning... Lady Yuyuko, I'm sorry I had a nightmare. I'll go prepare breakfast for you right away..."

"Huh, ah!"

When the dazed Youmu finally saw the scene before her, she instantly remembered what had happened. Her face pale, she picked up the key, scrambled to her feet, glared fiercely at Mo Mo, and shouted, "Damn it! How dare you ambush me! I will never let you get away with this!"

Mo Mo felt a slight toothache, especially when she saw Saigyouji Yuyuko reach for the low table in front of Konpaku Youmu. No wonder Saigyouji Yuyuko didn't hesitate to sell out her family's gardener; it turned out that once Konpaku Youmu was pushed to a certain limit, her brain would reset all the memories in Konpaku Youmu's mind that were detrimental to her loyalty to Saigyouji Yuyuko.

Sure enough, although Mo Mo didn't know what Youmu Konpaku was thinking, it was likely that Youmu Konpaku had completely forgotten about Yuyuko Saigyouji's attack on her and had transferred all her negative emotions onto Mo Mo.

They're really getting shot even when they're not doing anything!

It's hard to tell whether this situation is a self-protective mechanism of Konpaku Youmu's overly scandalous past, or some kind of scheme devised by her unreliable grandfather to ensure Konpaku Youmu's eternal loyalty to Saigyouji Yuyuko. Regardless of the reason, Mo Mo won't stoop to Konpaku Youmu's level.

"I agree, Miss Yuyuko, I'm willing to become your chef. So, according to our agreement, can you give me Youmu in marriage now?"

Mo Mo looked smug, completely disregarding Youmu's threat, while Youmu was utterly bewildered, still processing Mo Mo's words. What did Mo Mo say? Saigyouji Yuyuko was going to marry her off to Mo Mo?

What's going on?

"Lord Yuyuko!"

Youmu Konpaku quickly turned to look at Yuyuko Saigyouji. Yuyuko stopped chewing, and with her stopped, all the food on the low table that belonged to Youmu Konpaku vanished. Yuyuko swallowed her food unconsciously and said in an elegant tone, "Youmu, you're not young anymore. It's time to think about your marriage. Momo's cooking skills are exceptional. I've seen how hard you work feeding... cough, cooking, so I've entrusted this task to Momo."

"Since you both work at Hakugyokurou, why don't you just get married? Don't worry, with me here, even if you're a concubine, Hakurei Reimu will never bully you."

The eyes that had just regained consciousness in Youmu Konpaku's eyes turned into circles again. Why couldn't she understand what Saigyouji Yuyuko was saying? What had happened? Why was she no longer in charge of feeding Saigyouji Yuyuko the moment she opened her eyes? Why was she no longer valued or loved by Saigyouji Yuyuko? Why was she even being thrown to Momo, an enemy, and forced to marry Momo?

Getting married is bad enough, but she's still a concubine!

Oh my god, something must be wrong. Am I still dreaming?

"Don't refuse. You need to think this through carefully. Don't forget that the Soul Family still needs descendants, just like your grandfather. How about you give me a cute little demon that's easy to bully and eat well... cough, how about that?"

Just then, before Youmu could recover from her immense joy, she was dealt another brutal blow by Yuyuko Saigyouji, causing her eyes to well up with tears. Marriage, the wedding night, pregnancy, childbirth, little Youmu, retirement, and finally becoming an irresponsible man like her grandfather… In an instant, this series of things that Youmu had never even considered became an immense mental burden, causing her to collapse onto the floor once again.

This time, however, her face had an unusual flush compared to her previous deathly pale complexion.

Mo Mo and Saigyouji Yuyuko calmly watched Youmu Konpaku mutter to herself in her sleep. They exchanged a knowing smile, their expressions conveying a sense of understanding, as if they had instantly achieved a meeting of minds—all while still teasing Youmu Konpaku.

"Alright, Saigyouji Yuyuko, can we talk now? You've had enough fun, haven't you?"

Mo Mo pointed to the small black butterflies on his and Kaguya Houraisan's shoulders and said, "I feel like this thing is dangerous. Can we not play around like this?"

Saigyouji Yuyuko smiled faintly and said, "Sure, but Momo-kun, please don't add weird things to the food, okay? It may not affect the taste, but it will affect my mood."

After they finished speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled again, their smiles full of friendliness.

203 Come listen to Momo tell a story

"Look at what you're saying, what do you mean by 'strange things'? I'm just curious about what kind of constitution you have as a ghost, how your constitution reacts to various substances, and where the things you eat end up."

"This is just a scientist's reaction, please don't take it to heart."

Momo explained his actions, and then more food appeared in front of Saigyouji Yuyuko. Looking at the glowing food, Saigyouji Yuyuko nodded in approval, then smiled and said, "The butterflies on your shoulder are just my pets. They seem to like you and Kaguya quite a bit. But since you don't like them, I'll take them back."

Saigyouji Yuyuko also found a reason for her actions. She moved her fingers lightly, and the black butterflies on Momo and Houraisan Kaguya's shoulders turned to ashes and disappeared.

Is this butterfly a pet?

This is hardly a pet. Does anyone crush their pet into ashes on a whim?

Mo Mo knew very well that this was most likely a test of Saigyouji Yuyuko's ability; the black butterfly was the power she had been holding back. As for Saigyouji Yuyuko's ability, it was the ability to manipulate death—an extremely simple yet extremely terrifying ability.

Saigyouji Yuyuko can easily kill both humans and yokai; all resistance is futile, and those killed become ghosts controlled by her. Once this power is unleashed, Momo is unsure how much it will affect his side.

This ability is even more terrifying than Flandre's, the second young lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. After all, Flandre's destructive ability is material destruction, only destroying tangible things and lacking any extensibility in terms of rules. On the other hand, Saigyouji Yuyuko can directly grant death to living beings. Even though Momo has now become a complete quantum life form, Momo is unwilling to try it himself.

If Saigyouji Yuyuko's ability is highly adaptable and also effective against quantum life forms composed of quantum light, then Momoko would truly be devastated, her efforts thwarted.

Saigyouji Yuyuko's abilities are not without weaknesses. For example, she cannot kill the unique life forms like the Hourai people. Mo Mo doesn't know the specific reasons for this, but ultimately it boils down to the interference between the Hourai people's power and Saigyouji Yuyuko's abilities, preventing her from killing them.

Of course, the Hourai Elixir consumed by the Hourai people is based on Kaguya Houraisan's abilities of eternity and fleeting moments. Simply put, the reason Saigyouji Yuyuko cannot kill the Hourai people is due to a clash between her abilities and Kaguya Houraisan's. It's normal for two equally overpowered abilities to collide and cause chaos.

However, Kaguya Houraisan beside Momo is no longer an Hourai person, and has also lost the powers of eternity and fleeting moments. Under these conditions, let alone Yuyuko Saigyouji's ability to control death, Kaguya would most likely be unable to defeat even the bewildered Youmu Konpaku.

Therefore, Momo basically didn't want to clash with Saigyouji Yuyuko, and Saigyouji Yuyuko also seemed to have reservations, not wanting to directly start a war with Momo. Momo could guess the reasons for this: on the one hand, Saigyouji Yuyuko didn't know that Kaguya Houraisan was no longer an Houraisan person; on the other hand, the signs Momo had shown before might lead others to believe that Momo was also an undead.