The gods descend into reality

But as long as their eyes aren't blind.

My first impression of Yukari Yakumo was that she looked like an old lady.

Although she was a middle-aged woman who still possessed charm and unparalleled beauty, she had absolutely no connection whatsoever with a seventeen-year-old beauty.

Well, with one lotus, two ghosts, three big eights, the Gensokyo auntie group is no joke.

But today's Yukari Yakumo is completely different.

From top to bottom, inside and out, it reveals one word.

嫩!

She went from a mature, older woman to a young girl in an instant.

Now, even if Zi Mei said she was a seventeen-year-old girl, Xiao Se wouldn't doubt it at all.

but--

Seeing that his master's attention had been completely diverted, Xiao Se breathed a slight sigh of relief.

I've passed this hurdle today.

"Oh~ Is this a newcomer? I've only been away for a while, and now there's a new person in the house. Little brother, aren't you going to introduce her to your big sister?" The clear, girlish voice coming from Yakumo Yukari's mouth felt a little strange.

However, paired with that incredibly youthful face...

But on the contrary, it gives people a great enjoyment.

The scene right now is probably the perfect example of something pleasing to the eye and a feast for the eyes.

but--

"What the hell is 'older sister'?"

Xiao Se retorted with dissatisfaction.

"As one of only two realm demons, shouldn't Xiao Se call us 'elder sister'?"

Yukari Yakumo spoke in a matter-of-fact tone.

Desolate...

So where did you see that I am a demon from another realm? I am human, a pure human, okay!

Even if there is a non-human element, it should still be considered divine, like a god!

“Hello, unfamiliar youkai. I am Xiao Se’s teacher. You can call me Scáthach. As for siblings, you don’t seem to be Xiao Se’s older sister at all.” Scáthach said while looking Yakumo Yukari up and down.

Xiao Se silently swallowed back the words that were about to come out.

Well done, Master!

Since our master has already stood up for us, we can just watch from the sidelines. Watching two people of unknown age tearing each other apart is kind of exciting!

"Ah, you don't seem to be the age of Xiao Se's master."

Yukari Yakumo held a women's folding fan against her temple, pretending to be deep in thought.

“Those who are accomplished are my teachers. Although I am only sixteen years old this year, I believe I still have some things I can teach Xiao Se.” Scáthach had changed into her bodysuit at some point, holding two spears in her hands, looking like a majestic female war goddess.

"Oh, you're only sixteen? I'm seventeen this year, so I'm older than you!"

"Yukari Yakumo said with a smug look on her face."

So, does that mean they age faster?

Scáthach looked at Yakumo Yukari and retorted.

But I was a little panicked inside.

This monster is only seventeen years old?

This unscientific!

However, I absolutely cannot let this monster know my real age, otherwise I'll be suspected of pretending to be young! No, wait!

I'm a beautiful sixteen-year-old girl, so where does the suspicion of me pretending to be young come from?

That's right, that's exactly it.

Scáthach held her head high and tried her best not to give herself away.

"Little sister, are you serious?"

Yakumo Yukari narrowed her eyes, looking at him with hostility.

I already underreported my age by only saying I was seventeen, and you still say I'm aging fast? That's going too far!

You'll be the same age as me next year at the latest, what's there to be proud of?!

Luckily, this woman doesn't know my real age, otherwise she would be out of control.

No, I absolutely cannot reveal my real age!

"Speaking of which, you're only seventeen years old, how did you become Sister Xiao Se?"

Scáthach's expression grew even brighter, and she herself was like a blooming flower, exquisitely beautiful.

"That's because our younger brother is younger than us!"

Yukari Yakumo covered her face, looking very shy.

"Um, I'm 23 years old this year."

Seeing that the two BBAs (BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Audi) seemed to have reached a consensus, Xiao Se felt that he had to do something, otherwise he had a feeling that things were getting worse.

But seriously, do older people all have similar topics to discuss? It seems like your conversations are getting more and more harmonious!

"Oh dear, did we mishear something?"

"I think I just heard someone say their age. It must have been my imagination, or maybe it was the whispers of the spirits from the Land of Shadows~"

Two dangerous gazes looked over, causing Xiao Se to immediately shrink back.

"Well... actually, I'm only fifteen years old this year."

Xiao Se touched his conscience, expecting it to be filled with excruciating pain.

result--

There's nothing there!

Sure enough, even if one's integrity is so low that they lie about their own name, doesn't their conscience hurt?

Or is it that we've always been shameless?

"Oh, that's a good boy, isn't it? But as your younger brother's teacher, isn't it a bit too early to teach Xiao Se these things?"

Glancing at Scáthach's extremely erotic bodysuit, Yukari Yakumo asked with some concern.

What can I teach?

Of course, it's about teaching how to be a man!

“Not too early, not too early, this age is just right,” Scáthach said with a smile.

With such top-notch talent, even if he were eighty or ninety years old and toothless, I could still train him into a great hero!

Thinking about this made Scáthach feel incredibly excited.

"Oh, that's definitely true."

Yukari Yakumo sized up Scáthach's figure and face, nodding repeatedly, seemingly quite satisfied.

"Moreover, although Xiao Se is only fifteen years old, I feel at ease entrusting him to someone like my younger sister to teach him."

"Just you wait and see, even though I'm young, I'm really capable!"

......

Watching the two women getting more and more excited as they chatted, Xiao Se felt speechless.

and so--

Women are truly creatures who, when they get ruthless, can even deceive themselves!

Seventeen?

sixteen?

Xiao Se felt he was about to lose his temper.

She's exactly like a girl who's always looking at beauty filters and doesn't want to look in the mirror!

"Ahem, Zi, what brings you here today?"

Xiao Se felt he had to change the subject, otherwise his sarcastic spirit might awaken along with his reckless nature and reveal the two's ages, which would be... well, you know.

"Oh dear, is my little brother thinking about me?"

"Sorry, no."

Xiao Se replied coldly.

"My sister is so sad." Yakumo Yukari clutched her chest, looking very hurt.

"However, there are indeed some things. A while ago, many undead came from the outside world, causing all the flowers in Gensokyo to bloom. It took a lot of effort to resolve this flower anomaly."

Yukari Yakumo looked very tired.

"By the way, Xiao Se-chan is of marriageable age now, so I've recently found you a match~"

(⊙_⊙)?

That old woman's up to no good!

Not only Xiao Se, but Scáthach's expression also stiffened slightly.

Chapter 177 Yakumo Yukari, with a Black Heart

"I'm sorry, I think I'm still too young," Xiao Se said firmly and righteously.

"As the eldest sister and mother, there are so many girls in Gensokyo. Which one do you fancy? I can put in a good word for you. Take a look at this~"

As she spoke, Yukari Yakumo took out a photograph.

The photo shows a girl with black hair and black eyes, serene and beautiful with a touch of classical beauty.