The gods descend into reality

Isn't the mark of maturity accepting the harsh realities of society?

As for male dignity and such.

Anyway, this wasn't the first time he'd been trampled underfoot by this little girl, and with that thought, Hao Yun felt perfectly justified lying on the ground.

And you know what—

In this restless and sweltering summer, the cool floor calmed me down involuntarily. Actually, I lay down on the floor because I liked the feeling.

"Hmph, watch your tone!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya put her hands on her hips and stepped on Hao Yun's back with one foot, looking arrogant.

"Yes, yes, yes, Big Sister is awesome! Big Sister's ice magic is the most powerful!"

Hao Yun immediately flattered her.

"Humph~"

Tu Shan Ya Ya crossed her arms and raised her foot with a smug look on her face.

Hao Yun slowly got up and looked at Tu Shan Ya Ya with a hint of contempt that was hard to detect.

Sure enough, little girls are easy to fool.

Especially considering this little girl has such a large penis, her lack of intelligence seems even more justifiable.

Thinking about it this way, Hao Yun suddenly felt that he was quite chauvinistic. After all, how could a grown man like him do something like bullying a big-breasted, brainless little girl?

"Ladies and gentlemen, you may now begin your meal."

Sakuya's timely arrival served as a reminder.

Although these days, because of Sakuya, Xiao Se and the inseparable takeout food have completely severed their ties, this soup tastes really good~

"Slurp~"

Xiao Se took a deep sip of the mushroom soup; it was fresh, smooth, and carried a wild, untamed flavor.

"So you rushed over here because you were on fire?"

Xiao Se looked at Hao Yundao with disdain.

"Yeah, boss, I'm on fire! I feel like my whole body is burning! Even monsters in our world can't set things on fire—"

"The monsters in your world are really trash."

Tu Shan Ya Ya couldn't help but complain.

"Uh... okay, Big Sister is right, the monsters in our world really are a disgrace to the demon race," Hao Yun said with a hint of helplessness.

"Humph~"

Tu Shan Ya Ya let out a haughty laugh, appearing extremely smug.

"But I'm just an ordinary person! I can unleash flames now, boss, am I going to get captured and dissected?!"

Hao Yun spoke with a look of panic on his face.

"It's just releasing flames, what's so strange about that? I've even seen worlds where people's organs mutate into whatever they like to eat," Xiao Se said, spouting nonsense.

"Wow, does such a bizarre world even exist?"

Tu Shan Ya Ya was completely bewildered.

"Of course, if someone likes to eat ramen, they become a ramen person; if someone likes to drink chrysanthemum tea, their mouth becomes a chrysanthemum."

Xiao Se shrugged and continued talking nonsense.

"The world is truly full of wonders!"

Even a master craftsman with extensive knowledge couldn't help but sigh in admiration.

"Bullshit."

Yakumo Yukari pursed her lips, indicating that she didn't want to believe even a single punctuation mark.

"But boss, what would happen if someone particularly liked eating a certain protein amino acid mixed with tadpole-shaped creatures?"

Hao Yun asked with a smug look on his face.

Xiao Se's expression froze instantly.

"Brother Xiao Se, what are those tadpole-shaped creatures made of protein? Are they monsters too? Are they delicious?"

Tu Shan Ya Ya looked up and asked with a puzzled expression.

"Mmm, mmm, do I want to know too?"

Nero, always eager for chaos, chimed in.

However, judging from their expressions...

Tu Shan Ya Ya genuinely didn't know what Hao Yun was talking about, while Nero was deliberately pretending to be ignorant when he knew the truth.

"Delicious, especially delicious. Let me tell you, the boss has it. It's absolutely delicious and nutritious."

Hao Yunyin chuckled and said in a low voice.

"Boom~"

"Ouch~"

Hao Yun clutched his head, which Xiao Se had been hitting, and cried out in pain.

"Ahem, Ya Ya, you're still young, you don't need to know so much."

He coughed twice and said somewhat awkwardly.

Damn you, Hao Yun! Didn't you see there were kids here? Why are you driving an unlicensed taxi like that?!

"Brother Xiao Se, I'm already several hundred years old, I'm not young anymore!"

Upon hearing Xiao Se say that she was young, Tu Shan Ya Ya immediately stood up and said with a dissatisfied expression.

The two headlights, which didn't fit the frame, swayed up and down.

seem--

It is indeed quite large.

He quickly shook his head. How could his thoughts be so filthy!

"The size of our Tushan fox demon clan is determined by the amount of demonic power we possess, and the amount of demonic power is determined by our understanding of love. All I need to do to grow up is have a passionate and dramatic love affair!"

Seemingly afraid of being misunderstood by others, Tu Shan Ya Ya raised her head and explained to the people present.

Of course, there's one more thing I haven't said.

That means fox spirits can also grow up through the normal process. However, according to that standard, I really am a child who is not yet an adult. I don't want others to know that I am young!

"Yes, Ya Ya, you're the best."

Xiao Se's words made the little fox demon's tail practically wagging in the air with pride, but she forgot the question she had asked Xiao Se earlier.

Xiao Se secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

If I were to keep asking, I really wouldn't know what to say.

But if there really were a monster that liked to kill hundreds of millions of people in a matter of minutes, what would it become in a world where it mutates whatever it eats?

To become human?

That's terrifying to think about!

"Hmm~ Mr. Yu thinks you're changing the subject~"

Nero said in a tone that suggested she had already seen through everything.

"Oh, even though I want to tease the little girl, it's a bit embarrassing with so many of us here, isn't it?"

Yakumo Yukari looked at Xiao Se with a smile, and her gaze made Xiao Se feel as if she could see right through him.

"Teasing...teasing what~"

Tu Shan Ya Ya seemed to have thought of something, and immediately covered her face, her cheeks flushed red, and sat down again, but she didn't dare to raise her head.

Desolate...

So, I'm the one being targeted and teased, okay? What are you being shy about?

"Alright, Hao Yun, you don't need to worry. If you can control the flames, then so be it. It's not a big deal," Xiao Se said nonchalantly.

Let alone whether Hao Yun's father, whose identity is unknown, is actually the Vermilion Bird, even if he really is the legendary sacred beast Vermilion Bird.

Under the special rules of that world, Tu Shan Ya Ya was able to pull up the Vermilion Bird and hang it while hammering it!

What a coward!

"How could I not be scared? Boss, I'm just an ordinary person—"

Hao Yun picked up the mushroom soup and took a big gulp, then, with a bitter face, prepared to continue speaking, only to find Xiao Se looking at him.

"What's wrong, boss?"

"Is the mushroom soup delicious?"

"It's delicious! Where did you buy these mushrooms? When I go back, can I take some with me?"

Hao Yun smacked his lips and spoke.

"No, boss, I'm just an ordinary person, um—"

Sakuya gracefully turned to look at Hao Yun and then slowly said, "This gentleman who claims to be an ordinary person, this mushroom is a poisonous mushroom that a black and white mouse picked from the magic forest, although it tastes very good."

Theoretically speaking, an ordinary person would be poisoned or experience inexplicable hallucinations from just one sip of the soup.

Hao Yun...

Chapter 180 A glance confirms it; they're all heartless people.

So, you see—

“Little brother, you’re not an ordinary person at all, or you’re not even a person at all.”

Xiao Se picked up a poisonous mushroom, put it in his mouth with relish, and said.

Hao Yun immediately clutched his chest, looking like he was about to die.