The gods descend into reality

A desolate dwelling.

"Nero, don't run away!"

Xiao Se reached out to grab Nero, but Nero nimbly flipped over and dodged Xiao Se's palm, turning back to smile at the furious Xiao Se.

"Player, I suddenly feel a little tired. I'm going to soak in a hot spring. You wouldn't want to come with me, would you?" After saying that, Nero didn't wait for Xiao Se to get angry and instead became as beautiful as a blooming rose.

It floated lightly towards the bathroom.

Now is the time to run! I clearly changed my IP address to that chubby kid's dorm, how could I have forgotten to change my name!

"Nero, how dare you use my account to do this? Why don't you stop right there!"

Xiao Se angrily chased after him.

"Ugh, you musician, what are you saying? I have no idea," Nero said as he ran.

Seeing Nero's shameless behavior, Xiao Se felt like he was about to go crazy with anger. Although he didn't care much about his relationship with those unfamiliar classmates, his reputation was completely ruined!

"Stop right there!"

"Ugh, I'm not listening! It's just nonsense, only a fool would stand there!"

.......

"It's so good to be young."

Before I knew it, I had grown old.

However, being with these young people makes me feel younger without even realizing it, and that feeling isn't so bad.

Nameless then looked at the computer Nero was using, which was only half-finished. Although he didn't possess the kind of bug-like ability that granted him imperial privileges, allowing him to instantly learn how to use a computer and become a top-tier Gauga hacker...

But as a martial arts master

Their brains are much smarter than the average person's, and their learning ability is naturally much stronger.

Although I don't know how to operate a computer, I still know that this is a treasure.

The best thing would have been to ask Xiao Se to help search for the sheet music, but—

He glanced at Xiao Se, who was playing with Nero.

Indeed, it's best not to disturb these young people at this time.

Wuming moved the mouse, initially feeling a little awkward, but soon became quite adept at it.

Although the simplified Chinese characters online are quite different from the characters in our own world, we can still guess their meanings, so it doesn't affect browsing.

Immediately, Wuming opened a website.

"%……#&~"

A strange sound, like poison, began to spread through the bedroom, accompanied by three particularly alluring women performing an extremely daring dance. Wuming was stunned.

For women, Wuming has little interest; the key is the music.

Although it was very different from what he remembered, Wuming inexplicably felt an urge to sway to the music.

Is this the music of this world?

I wonder what it would feel like to play it on an erhu.

Chapter 27 In Rome, disturbing someone's sleep is punishable by hanging!

"Ring ring ring~"

The alarm clock on the desk started blaring wildly; the pre-set alarm timer became its biggest get-out-of-jail-free card.

You set your alarm, it's not like you're going to kill me over this—

"Click~"

The orange-red flames on the longsword struck the alarm clock accurately, officially putting this arrogant alarm clock to its knees.

Xiao Se slightly narrowed his eyes.

Forget it.

Well, it's broken, so be it.

Sleep until you naturally wake up, count money until your hands cramp.

There are two major goals in life. I guess the latter is hopeless, but I must at least achieve the former. It's a pity that I was too focused on quality when I bought this alarm clock.

I fell hundreds of times during my four years of university.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. It barks every morning as usual, without a single problem. I can't even find a reason to throw it away.

I'm giving this Taobao seller a really bad review. The quality of this thing is just too good!

Now, it's finally broken!

Your Majesty did a great job.

"Squeak~"

Just as I was getting ready to sleep, the incredibly penetrating sound of the erhu drifted over.

Then Xiao Se woke up.

The erhu sounded like a funeral wailing, which was really unbearable. However, Xiao Se didn't say anything because someone else was faster than him.

"Ugh, you bastard! Disturbing someone's sleep is punishable by hanging in Rome!" Nero shouted angrily as he climbed up from his desolate chest.

As a king.

I have a temper too, you know? Playing the erhu so early in the morning, don't you want people to get any sleep?!

"Your Majesty, Rome doesn't seem to have this rule."

Xiao Se looked at Nero, who was still sleepy and had climbed up from his chest, and then spoke up to remind him.

I once lived as a Roman for a period of time when a certain anime came out, much like I once spent some time in the Axis religion and ended up being able to recite the Axis doctrines backwards. As a Roman, I naturally had some understanding of the Roman legal code.

Foolish Your Majesty, Rome has no such law!

“Foolish player, perhaps it didn’t exist before, but it does now, as I say.”

He rose from the desolate heart.

This place has become Nero's exclusive bed during this time. Even though Xiao Se has prepared a luxurious suite for Nero, Nero just stays here and refuses to leave. However, this feeling is quite nice.

Xiao Se was speechless when he saw Nero making such a confident promise.

You're the emperor, you're awesome, you call the shots!

Moreover, this law was probably enacted because of your morning grumpiness, and Xiao Se admits he's convinced.

"Oh right, I almost forgot something very important."

Then Nero seemed to remember something and said...

"what happened?"

"My singing hasn't been enjoyed by the performer yet today!"

Desolate......┌(。Д。)┐

The erhu music stopped abruptly, as if the erhu's owner was also frightened by Nero's words.

......

After enduring Nero's torment, it was nearly ten o'clock before Xiao Se slowly regained his strength. He had to admit that His Majesty's singing was utterly despairing, and the thought of having to listen to it again tomorrow only added to his despair.

Suddenly, I felt a sense of despair. It seems this world is beyond saving; we might as well just destroy it!

As a complete shut-in, Xiao Se believes there are two kinds of greatest inventions of the 21st century.

One method is using Photoshop.

This technology made Xiao Se no longer believe that there are beautiful girls on the internet. To this day, he still has before-and-after comparisons of the application of Photoshop magic on his phone.

have to say.

This video cured my eye ailment that I had suffered from for many years.

Because he's completely blind.

I silently scroll through the page every day. All the pretty girls on Douyin and the goddesses in live streams are like fleeting clouds. I don't even want to look at them. Naturally, girlfriends have become something that is dispensable.

Aside from Photoshop beautification technology, Xiao Se believes that online shopping is definitely the greatest invention of human social progress.

They fully considered the feelings of us shut-ins.

With online shopping, we could even live our entire lives without ever leaving home, with everything delivered by the all-powerful delivery drivers.

Xiao Se is currently searching this interface.

Each fantasy character possesses a unique ability.

His Majesty Nero granted himself the Emperor's Privilege EX, a completely unreasonable ability.

Wuming gave himself the Heavenly Sword Realm.

Xiaolongnu naturally also gave herself a skill: beekeeping.

Xiaolongnu is skilled in raising jade bees. Whether it's daily food in the ancient tomb, making jade bee needles, or directly controlling bees to kill people, they are all good items. She glanced at the messy stuff on Taobao.

Xiao Se felt overwhelmed by the choices and quickly closed Taobao.

This software is malicious!

Every time I log in, I can't help but unleash my inner urge and end up buying some treasures that are just gathering dust at home.

Suddenly I realized, what's the point of raising bees?!

Without takeout, Xiao Se felt he might starve to death. The only living creature he had ever kept was probably a tortoise, which he had originally planned to care for until its death.

Later, I felt that the turtle might have been the reason I died, so I just threw it away.

"Player, player, look! The computer has been hacked!"

Just as Xiao Se's thoughts drifted to the Centaur Galaxy in the M78 Nebula, Nero's delighted voice rang out, startling Xiao Se.

Holy crap, my computer got hacked?!

......