The gods descend into reality

Wenwen News, the newspaper with the largest circulation in Xiao Se's family, is also recognized by everyone as the most unreliable tabloid.

Feng Qingyang remembered that one morning he got up to practice his sword.

It was just a sudden whim at the time, and I tried out a few new sword moves.

'Shocking! The Supreme Elder of Mount Hua actually cultivates the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual!'

When I saw that headline, I almost fainted from anger.

The story of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer is known to at least two-thirds of the world, if not all.

In some ways, the fame of the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual even surpasses that of the Nine Swords of Dugu.

It's not that the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual is more powerful than the Dugu Nine Swords.

The main point is that the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual has a special feature: one must castrate oneself before practicing this skill.

Damn, any man would get chills down his spine if he saw that.

Thinking of this, Feng Qingyang couldn't help but feel more admiration when he looked at Yue Buqun.

That Evil-Repelling Sword Technique may be exquisite, but I believe that if most men obtained this manual, they would never bother to practice it.

Even a chicken could be so scared it foams at the mouth.

The key point is that within the original trajectory, his own nephew, Yue Buqun, actually practiced it.

Therefore, in the original trajectory, this junior apprentice had the title of hypocrite.

However, he is also admirable.

At least, Feng Qingyang himself could not do what Yue Buqun did—sacrifice everything for the development of the Huashan Sect.

So even when Yue Buqun asked him to become the leader of the Huashan Sect after he returned, he was still unwilling.

To be honest, Yue Buqun was indeed the best candidate to become the leader of the Huashan Sect.

But can I practice the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual on my own?

joke!

Let alone the fact that he has arrived in such a magical world with the prospect of immortality, even if he were in his original world, it would be impossible for him to practice the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual.

The Evil-Repelling Sword Manual is far inferior to my own Dugu Nine Swords!

Fake news, next!

That lousy newspaper even said that my Huashan disciples often head towards haunted houses.

Would a disciple of Mount Hua visit such a place?

Apart from Yue Buqun, that hypocrite, every one of my Huashan disciples is a virtuous gentleman!

Fake news!

Of course, this is in stark contrast to today's world where mobile internet speeds have already skyrocketed and traditional newspaper sales have plummeted.

The fact that Wenwen News' sales not only did not decrease but actually increased indicates that it still has its merits.

There are still some real news stories.

For example, Wenwen News reported that the Hakurei Shrine area is particularly dangerous.

At first, I didn't believe it.

Humans just love to teeter on the edge of self-destruction.

It's like everyone knows that the sunflower field is extremely dangerous, but many people still can't resist trying to go there.

such as--

For example, in a certain martial arts world, there is a guy nicknamed "Fragrant Handsome Man," who is said to be extremely handsome.

Then I posted a thread.

I've heard you possess sunflowers, naturally grown and exquisitely beautiful, which I greatly admire. Tonight at midnight, I will come under the moonlight to fetch them. You are a man of refined taste; surely you will not let my journey be in vain.

Hmm, that sounds quite elegant.

But, do you just like flowers?

We're all too embarrassed to call you out, but you're just a prostitute, you're despicable!

I heard that if Tianji Wang Hexi hadn't happened to pass by that night, Xiang Shuai's ashes might have been scattered by now.

Even so, now that Xiang Shuai is lying calmly in Yi Yonglin's medical clinic, with screams echoing every day. Who knows what happened?

So when Wenwen said that the Hakurei Shrine was very dangerous, I really wanted to go and see it.

Feng Qingyang dared to swear an oath to the ancestors of the Huashan Sect.

The person who put the money in the box made the first move, and then, as if trying to scam someone, bumped into their own sword.

Then the witch jumped out and demanded compensation.

Such blatant extortion is something we can't tolerate.

Finally, seeing that she was a young girl, Feng Qingyang said he didn't hold it against her and gave her quite a few things.

Consider it a way to help the poor.

It's definitely not because I can't beat that priestess!

I guarantee it with Yue Buqun's character!

"No, Uncle-Master, I have some big news!"

Yue Buqun pointed at the newspaper, somewhat excitedly.

"That tengu crow is always making headlines; without big news, where would her newspapers get their sales?"

Feng Qingyang pursed his lips.

Gensokyo was shocked; this place was actually—

The world was shocked—

The entire world was shocked—

......

Isn't this the standard layout for newspapers these days? I heard it was done by those two girls from outside the city.

It is said that he used to work in that shock department.

"No, my uncle said that Nero actually prepared dried seahorses, black goji berries, mutton, and oysters for Xiao Se..."

As Yue Buqun spoke, Feng Qingyang's expression became increasingly strange.

These things sound familiar.

This reminds me of those carefree and unrestrained years.

Young people don't realize the value of things, but old people do—

Wait, Xiao Se is going to eat these things too?!

On a leaf of the World Tree.

The master's expression turned very strange.

Although I feel this newspaper might be making things up.

but--

Why am I in such a bad mood?!

The other party is just my disciple. Even if there really is such a problem, I shouldn't be unhappy about it.

"Hey, old woman, if you've finished watching, let's continue!"

Cú Chulainn brandished his spear in a provocative manner.

Since Xiao Se mastered the Third Law, Cú Chulainn has sought out his nominal 'junior brother' and asked him to help him reshape his body.

I feel better than ever before!

As for calling the master "old lady".

Isn't she an old woman?

Cough cough, of course I'm not courting death.

The main reason is that, through spending time together, Cú Chulainn discovered that if he called her an old woman, his master would become even more demanding in his training.

Your own skills can improve at a faster pace.

Well, anyway, the old woman won't kill him.

As long as you don't die from your own actions, then go all out and be as reckless as you can!

"Located at the gates of the land of the dead..."

The sudden chanting caused Cú Chulainn's nonchalant expression to freeze instantly.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Old woman, are you serious?!"

"A gate to a demonic realm overflowing with death!"

In an instant, an incomparably enormous gate to a demonic realm appeared behind Cú Chulainn, and Cú Chulainn felt an unparalleled suction force coming from inside the gate.

Holy crap, this is going to kill me!

What's wrong with that old woman today?

Chapter 704 Xiao Se is back, and everyone is preparing gifts~

"Whoa Whoah"

A sound of crumpled paper rang out, and the older girl in red, who looked somewhat dark, frowned.

Yue Qiluo, what a beautiful name.

Since coming into this world, Yue Qiluo has changed a lot.

At least now that she no longer needs to kill to absorb souls, Yue Qiluo is quite satisfied.

No one is born bad.