You actually want me to...

When the crocodile finished his entire combo, the dragon girl in front of him still had about two or three hundred health points left, which completely stunned the crocodile.

Looking at Shyvana's equipment again: Cinderhulk boots and cloth armor, she doesn't look like an AP Shyvana at all.

Crocodile:???

Holy crap, are you a beast?!

Oh wait, the Dragon Girl after unleashing her ultimate ability really does seem like a beast.

This is fucking ridiculous!

So, it seems like none of them like being human anymore?

Just as the crocodile, feeling tricked, was about to run away, the Stand user Sett rushed over. Facing the crocodile with about half health, Sett didn't even need to worry about the details anymore; he could just brute force his way through with his skills.

This is the disadvantage of top lane warriors.

In most cases, when we watch highlight reels, we see skilled players or streamers playing warrior top lane who can turn the tables and kill one person in a 1v2 situation, or even escape at the last second, which makes people think they are amazing.

But in fact, there are many key pieces of information regarding fighting with fewer troops.

The first priority is to dodge skills as much as possible.

Secondly, you should try to take down one enemy first. This is to minimize the damage you take, and in a two-on-one situation, taking down one enemy first will make the other person wary. Moreover, this method is extremely effective when facing certain forms of group violence, which falls under the category of psychology.

A closer look reveals that most of the highlights of 1v2 or 1v3 are achieved by unleashing a powerful combo that intimidates the opposing team, leaving them unable to react immediately and forcing them to wait for their second combo to cool down.

As for the third, it lies in the Triumph talent; those who know, know.

In a gank, the kill went to the top laner, not because Roland couldn't get the kill, but because he had to be mindful of the sustainable cycle of resources.

Supporting a top laner is like a green tea bitch trying to seduce a simp.

Low-level green tea girls only know how to exploit their sycophants.

Mid-range green tea knows when to offer a little sweetness, but only a small taste.

High-end green tea knows that to extract the most resources, you can't just make the horse run without feeding it. If you want to act, you have to get into character first.

The most skilled hunters often disguise themselves as their prey.

Roland knew he wasn't good at seducing women.

But as for scheming against these men who play games, hmph, he's already learned far too much from them.

Keep in mind that the laning phase is almost over. Before the map resources respawn, it will be time to pick off isolated targets. Giving up a kill at this point serves two purposes: first, it earns the top laner's gratitude, and second, it makes the top laner valuable again, drawing the attention of the enemy mid and jungle.

When Jinfu is split pushing, Roland can place vision in the opposite direction of the enemy jungle right in front of them. Wouldn't the enemy mid and jungle rush to the bottom lane to gank their own top laner?

With them gone, the enemy jungle will be left vulnerable.

This is a high-level tactic where the enemy sells out the player and the player still helps count the money, a common tactic used by cunning junglers.

After Roland explained the principle to the viewers in the live stream, the chat room fell into a brief pause, and then began to flood the screen with gifts and messages.

[Damn, you tacticians are all cunning.]

[Sir, your insight is profound; please accept my bow!]

[Hearing you sing a song today, I suddenly realized my buddy is a bastard. I was wondering why things always felt weird when we played together; turns out he was sabotaging me here.]

[In the past, a 1v9 situation meant five opponents and four of your own teammates; now, a 1v9 situation still means five opponents and four of your own teammates. Think about it carefully.]

In the ensuing period of map resource contention, the game unfolded almost exactly as Roland had predicted.

Jinfu absorbed almost all of the opponent's attention, relentlessly split pushing and dying repeatedly.

And as a price to pay.

Roland and his team completely ransacked Graves' jungle, leaving him without jungle resources and forcing him to compete with his teammates for minion waves, which indirectly slowed down the development time of the team's carry.

Our side is accelerating its development.

The enemy is developing slowly.

In addition, there's the experience buff after the jungle item reaches level nine.

The gap between the two junglers widened rapidly at a visible speed, with instances of a level 12 Shyvana chasing a level 10 Graves all over the place. It has to be said that this game truly opened the eyes of viewers in various livestreams.

"See, brothers? Some things you think are impossible are because you've never even considered that possibility. It's like how you can never understand why reality is more magical than the virtual world."

"If you still don't understand, let me give you an example:"

"Australia is plagued by rabbits, rats, kangaroos, and now cats are a plague too."

"Yes, cats, rabbits, and mice are all rampant at the same time—that's what's called magical realism. So, have you all learned it?"

Summary: Chapter 53: Don't Treat the Audience Like Fools

Ten minutes later.

When Roland's AP Shyvana could one-shot a low-health enemy, and Han Yizhe's Zed could start showing off his skills in a 1v2 situation, the game officially came to an end.

To put it bluntly, their current skill level is not high. As long as they don't encounter other professional players, solo queue kings, or streamers, they won't face too much pressure. Moreover, AP Shyvana's gameplay is quite simple and straightforward; she can basically kill in two hits. You really can't tell from watching the stream that she's a complete idiot.

After a crushing victory, Roland even received a triple combo of likes, praise, and friend requests from his own top laner on the results page, which made him feel rather embarrassed.

"See, brothers? This is how you play games with your brain. As long as your teammates aren't all patients who just came out of the ICU, learning more about these strategies will definitely help you rank up." Roland took a sip of water and added, "Even if you can't rank up, at least it won't make your game too difficult."

Given the current ranked environment, Roland actually recommends that players play ARAM (All Random All Mid). The ranked environment is generally too competitive now, with Bronze and Iron players in lower ranks constantly smurfing each other.

You fry fish, I fry fish, and we go from Iron to King.

In his previous life, when he entered the arena full of confidence, he was eventually carried out by his teammates with expressions of despair, almost driven mad by the explosion.

clam?

You said you don't like ARAM (All Random All Mid) and only like the Summoner's Rift map?

OK.

Roland said he could point out a clear path for these types of players.

Go play in a flexible five-player team. The lower your rank, the more you can enjoy the fun of ten chefs working together to prepare a state banquet.

In the following period, Roland focused all his attention on ranking up, and as his rank gradually increased, he interacted less and less with the chat.

New viewers might think he was tired.

Veteran viewers immediately noticed that Roland had not awakened his Source Power.

[The streamer's skills are lacking; I suggest they review the young lady's Source Power training.]

[No need. Why not learn Shadow Clone Technique from the Shadow Master? One can rank up, one can stream, and one can stream while dressed as a woman to rank up.]

The truth is, the right thing to do is to honestly climb the ranks. Those "streamers" who can't rank up and then use "boosting services" as a cover or create a facade are just wasting the platform's resources and treating viewers like fools.

[Source power truly exists. Last time I added a streamer on WeChat and we were chatting, but during the live stream, his two hands were doing something else. That scene is unforgettable (lol)]

Roland didn't finish playing until after 2 a.m. until he finally yawned and prepared to start playing. Of course, in order to get as much playtime as possible, he simply turned off the camera and started lying down to order takeout.

"It's late at night, so I won't turn on the video. It's mainly for your health. Constantly looking at the streamer's face will make you feel inferior before going to sleep, which is not good for your health."

Live stream chat: ? ? ?

"We still have some time. Considering that most of you are probably homebodies, I doubt you'd be too lazy to recommend any workouts. So, let's all do some virtual workouts together. As for sports anime, I recommend the following: Haruka Catching, Lift Meets the Fittest, Keijo!!, and Climbing Girls."

"Trust me, you'll be thrilled after watching this late at night." With that, Roland immediately opened "The Receiving Ball from the Distant Place," then quickly muted himself and started ordering takeout.

Don't ask, the answer is I'm afraid of getting beaten up.

While most anime are sports anime, and they do tend to inspire a desire to exercise, whether that exercise is a full-body workout or just a partial workout is something that no one can influence.

Before they could successfully fall into the trap, let's just use the Great Vanishing Technique first.

Once they have deeply felt the charm of these anime series, Roland believes he will receive the blessing of "May good people live a long and peaceful life."

As for now? We absolutely have to open for business!

Sure enough, thirty minutes later, Roland, who turned his attention back to the live stream, immediately noticed that the chat was much calmer. The usually irritable guys even formed a rare united front and began to appreciate the art of sports.

"See, I didn't lie to you." Seeing the good atmosphere, Roland spoke again, only...

[Don't turn on your mic, you jerk. If you leave in the chat, you can get lost.]

[Exactly, don't suddenly turn on your mic and scare people, okay? It's so late at night.]

[Please return the live stream to the anime series, thank you.]

I'll always love sports anime!

Roland: ? ? ?

Goodness, if he didn't know what kind of people these guys were, he almost would have believed them.

During the following holiday, Roland stayed almost entirely at home, resolutely responding to the national call to go out less or not at all.

When I'm bored, I stream to kill some time. When I have nothing to do, I turn off the stream and play console games or watch anime. I also get to experience things like Eternal Hunt, Eternal Judgment, and Eternal War Cry, and reminisce about the dead Anton version.

"Let me tell you, there's no way I'm going to go out. I'm a great person in every way, except I'm allergic to the air outside. I'd die if I went outside, you know what I mean?"

【? ? ? 】

Wow, are all esports players really just shut-ins?

The most outrageous thing is that you work out at home all the time, and you still don't gain weight?!

[What's most infuriating is that this guy eats an incredible amount even on vacation; I've never seen him stop eating. His constitution is just too beastly.]

For the vast majority of male otaku.

Weight is a topic that can never be avoided.

Especially in the rooms of live streamers who eat, the chaotic and disorderly atmosphere can be overwhelming. They say food is too bland for weight loss, food is all about calories, buffets are a bargain, seafood is high in purines, and carbs are like bombs—it seems like everything you eat is sinful.

For example, a famous AD carry player...

Of course, Roland's goal in working out was never to avoid gaining weight.

To be honest, fitness isn't something that healthy office workers can do. The 996 work schedule is already enough to make office workers unable to get out of bed, and overwork-related obesity is hard to avoid.

Even for him, as a professional player, there isn't much time he can squeeze out each day.

So why persist?

As the saying goes, fitness helps improve physical health, prolongs one's career, and ultimately aims to earn more money.