You actually want me to...

As for the second point...

There's a workout routine that's both grueling and exhilarating, commonly known as leg training.

Men can enhance certain special abilities by training their legs. When Roland first transmigrated and found that he had no sense of security other than being handsome, his first thought was to make use of his advantages.

Either you become famous overnight, with luxury cars and beautiful women.

Either you fall into poverty and go into business, or you become a rich woman and a ball.

There's always a way to make life a little more comfortable, right? (doge)

After these days of vacation, the players' off-season finally came to an end.

Summary: Chapter 54: E-sports geeks are gods in a certain sense!

A week before the start of the Spring Split, players from TES returned to their base after undergoing quarantine.

As the saying goes, you gain three pounds during holidays, and then another three pounds.

After at least one round, Roland noticed that almost all of his teammates had visibly gained weight, and in terms of results, he probably kept his job as a fitness instructor at the training base this year.

"Holy crap, Dog, are you trying to condense your divine body here?"

"Get the hell out of here, I'm just swollen from water retention." JKL slapped away Roland's hand that was trying to pinch his cheek, threw down his heavy suitcase, and slumped into a chair.

This is so damn torturous.

Your ideal Chinese New Year trip: Emperor status + freedom of time + going wherever you want.

The reality of going home for Chinese New Year: endless visits from relatives and elders + constant urging to get married by family elders + after three days, your status in the family is reduced to that of a trash can.

If that were all, it would be fine.

The fact that they have to quarantine for seven days just to go back to the club is really confusing them and has even subtly aroused a tiny bit of their violent tendencies.

Huh? You're asking why?

Let's say that.

These days, violent games don't necessarily lead to violence, but network latency can.

If you don't believe me, just look at those "clowns" on Douyin and Kuaishou in the early days who went to internet cafes and shut down people's computers or cut off their internet access. Ask them if they were violent or not.

"By the way, the holiday of more than a month has passed, how's it going on your end?"

"We couldn't hold on." Upon hearing this, JKL's tense face immediately fell, and he nodded with a somewhat complicated expression, after all, he had indeed failed to hold on.

Just like in my previous life.

A certain "big shot" within the club embezzled funds and managed to take down JKL, a tough nut to crack. Roland could only watch and not say anything. After all, he had won two championships; you can't suppress a person's physical and psychological needs, can you?

Moreover, that person seems to be a Red Third Rank official, which makes him even more unapproachable.

Similarly, after welcoming his teammates, Roland went to pick up his girlfriend. Xiran was both annoyed and delighted by Roland's decision to stay home during his vacation.

You're worried he'll cheat on you if he's a homebody who won't even step out of the door?

nonexistent.

Unlike those who are influenced by short videos and loudly advocate for certain privileges, hope Ran, who has been exposed to the more cutting-edge e-sports industry, has a very clear understanding of her own reality and that of society.

Many people, when young, are pursued by many, possess great charm and ambition, and are willing to wait for someone even better, believing the next one will be better! But as they age, they fail to realize their charm is declining dramatically, while their expectations rise ever higher...

Little do people know that some fruits that are fresh in the morning cannot be eaten by evening.

Without considering any major emotional problems, she was determined to lock Roland up completely, so naturally she was fiercely protective of him.

See how great it is to be an e-sports geek.

She doesn't smoke or drink, doesn't eat out, and rejects all kinds of meaningless flirting and consumer traps. While worrying about national and world affairs, she only has games as a hobby. She is simple and cute, extremely unlikely to cheat, and rarely dates scumbags. Her only drawback is that she has many walls in her heart that she needs to break down herself.

Considering this book has almost no female readers, all of the above can be considered nonsense (sadly).

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The LPL Spring Split of Season 11 will begin at the Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center in Shanghai. Seventeen teams from the LPL will compete here, with each team playing an average of 16 matches. The top eight teams based on their points will advance to the playoffs.

As the champions of S10, TES naturally aims to be the first team to achieve a winning start in the Spring Split.

Considering the show's entertainment value, the opponent in this battle cannot be too weak.

Therefore, TES will face off against SN.

This schedule, which was not too surprising, was distributed to every player in the club via the white crescent moon.

In the S11 Spring Split, apart from the departure of the team's strategist, Snake, and the replacement of him with ON, the other four members of SN remained almost unchanged.

Here we need to reiterate: the strengths and weaknesses of the same player are completely different in each major version update.

First, there's Bin, the top laner. His quadra kill with Fiora at Worlds and his mechanically demanding top lane play undoubtedly showcased his style. As one of the new generation of Chinese top laners, Bin has received a great deal of praise.

But if you say he can really stand on his own, then that's really not the case.

In any profession, we must rely on data to speak for ourselves. First, there's the issue of his champion pool; he basically doesn't have any viable utility top laners. Then there are the statistics on damage per minute, damage conversion rate, average CS advantage, and wave clear.

The first result of a search on Zhihu (a Chinese Q&A website) already has a summary from a user: It's strong, but not yet at its strongest; the future is promising.

Perhaps only when Bin starts to quit masturbating, truly understands himself, and becomes Bin's mentor, will he be able to undergo a transformation (doge).

Then there's Sofm in the jungle. If he was a Tier 0 jungler in Season 10, then starting in Season 11, he could at best be considered Tier 2. It wasn't a matter of skill; his skill level had always been fluctuating wildly, hovering on the edge of being unpredictable. The real factor affecting this was the departure of SwordArt.

As mentioned earlier, Sofm's playstyle relies on his teammates to stabilize the lane or even gain lane priority in the early game. Then, Snake uses his rich vision and support experience to pave the way for the jungle, which leads to his unique jungling style. This style is based on the strength of his teammates.

Now that the team's top leader has left, the "invasive" jungler, who relies solely on instinct to play the game without a commander, sometimes plays like a traitor.

Mid-lane Black Angel, as consistently stable as ever.

Bottom lane: Sea King + ON.

The Sea Whip Boy is quite amazing in a way. Not only did he eliminate TES in the World Top 4, but after the "takeout" scandal broke, it made the TES fans who were eating gossip in the middle of the night collectively break down. In particular, when JackeyLove ate his own steamed bun and cabbage while eating gossip, he complained: "How come everyone has a girlfriend? I'm so annoyed!"

It can be described as a classic among classics.

But to be fair, Huanfeng was indeed the best performer in the team during the S11 Spring Split.

This shows what?

This illustrates that lust is a double-edged sword; women only affect the speed at which AD moves.

I suggest Haibian Shao Nian become the mascot of the NoFap forum; maybe SN will win the championship next year.

"Wow, the tournament starts with the champion facing the semifinals. If he wins, it's a given, but if he loses, is this all the champion is going to do? This guy's got some serious skills."

“It’s the same for everyone, but right now the one under the most pressure is probably A-Ban. If the FMVP is suppressed by an unknown newcomer, the controversy will probably escalate the next day, don’t you think, A-Ban?” After saying that, JKL took the initiative to go over and nudge him.

"It's alright, I'm just a newcomer who debuted a year ago anyway. It's more like Ah Le is under more pressure. Wait, Ah Le, what are you doing?" Roland asked casually after glancing at Ah Le, who was engrossed in his phone.

"I'm deleting text messages. My work phone has been idle for a while, and I was worried that some important messages might have been leaked, so I decided to delete them first."

"What's the point of deleting this? That's an old idea. Now it's probably 30% spam text messages from China Telecom, China Unicom, and China Mobile, 10% verification codes, 20% express delivery, and the rest from Pinduoduo, Douyin, and so on. Even if the CIA stole it, they would just say they don't understand it."

Ah Le: ...

Compilation: Chapter 55: No Problem, Bro

One week later.

When the contestants arrived at the competition venue once again, countless fans had already been waiting for them in the live broadcast room.

For most people, in addition to the physical negative effects of natural disasters such as making work more difficult, rising prices, and inflation, the biggest psychological negative effect is that the "festive atmosphere" of the year is somewhat lacking.

With the ban on fireworks, the avoidance of large gatherings, and various protective measures in place, people's spiritual sustenance is increasingly shifting towards the virtual realm. Naturally, large-scale gaming events like the LPL attract the attention of players across the country.

【Here it comes~】

[A month! A whole month! Do you know how I got through that month without any matches!?]

Hurry up, hurry up, don't make things too awkward.

I don't want to stay at this idiotic opening ceremony for another second.

Seriously, how could LPL put on such a stupid opening ceremony?

If you could create a "perfect farewell" stage like some other regions, that would be great, since that kind of thing really appeals to our players' fantasies, like how cool Jhin is.

But this is the region with the largest number of players in the world, and the opening ceremony is just background music with each team throwing an unlucky guy up to stand as punishment, like a primary school student waiting for the host to call his name. This is a bit... too lame.

Fortunately, the organizers realized they were being awkward, so after a simple group standing punishment and promotional vlog, they quickly fast-forwarded to the competition segment.

As the first game of the new season, White Crescent has many options.

Either go all out and use SN as a whetstone to hone morale.

Either focus on entertainment, because starting too high will put too much pressure on new players, especially since A-Le and Ha-Huang are currently riding high. One is a 50-yuan top laner and the other is a "dinner-eating" player. Both of them need to lie low for a while before slowly redeeming themselves with their performance.

From a rational perspective, the white crescent moon would definitely be the second choice.

However, the second option would be disrespectful to the organizers. If you're just going to be timid and ignore the audience, what's the point of watching the opening ceremony?

That being the case.

Then don't blame him for deploying "strategic lethal weapons".

"Ah Ban!" Thinking of this, White Crescent waved to Roland to come over.

"What's up, Coach? What KPIs have been set for today?"

Hearing Roland's slightly loud voice, White Crescent coughed and gave him a look, then pretended to be nonchalant and glanced around before putting her hand down and gently waving it to signal him to come closer.

"I'm giving you a task today. Once you're on stage, I won't restrict your casting choices. You know what I mean?"

hiss~

As if he had thought of something, Roland looked deeply at the white crescent moon, then frowned in a very cooperative manner, and said softly, "You mean, you want me to eat two bowls of noodles, but only pay for one?"

"Smart!" Seeing how quickly he grasped her intentions, White Crescent couldn't help but light up.

"That's simple, but there's a small problem..."

"Don't worry, as the older brother, how could I possibly shortchange you on a New Year's red envelope?"

"So bold!"

With the price agreed upon, the rest of the work proceeded smoothly.