You actually want me to...

[Damn, it's just a hamburger, do you have to be so absolute?]

【KFC Crazy Thursday, huh? I have to say, you successfully reminded me to place my order today.】

[Just a casual observer, but I've tried this medicine, and it really makes me happy; my depression subsided almost immediately.]

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Faced with Roland's antics, everyone should have been somewhat numb by now, but seeing him do this as soon as the broadcast started, they were instantly stunned again.

JKL next door was more direct; he decisively reached over and snatched a hamburger.

This time, Roland bought enough for the entire team, and even more; they didn't hold back at all.

"Are there any more Cokes?"

"That's all. There's a lot on that table over there, but it doesn't taste as good as the Coke I bought myself. I don't even want to drink his."

"That's true. By the way, who turned on this background music? It sounds like someone's died, so depressing."

"Oh... I clicked on it subconsciously when I was doing this, I'll change it right away." With that, Roland casually pressed a button and changed the music player to "Good Days." This time, the viewers in the live stream were even more shocked.

It's all about creating a stir, that's how it is.

The TES players are basically lazy. Except for Roland, who is a bit greedy and streams a lot, the rest of them just stream regularly and never thought about doing anything funny. This time, Roland just jumped on the bandwagon with KFC.

He had even more fun last time.

Construction helmet, military overcoat, worn-out trunk, floral seat covers, and a windshield for a safe journey.

Playing with domestically made retro style outdoors directly, and I must say, it's quite expressive.

Some guys even came up to him and asked which construction site he came from, saying that his muscles were so well-built, much better than any British or American retro style.

As for JKL's live stream, it's actually quite interesting.

After all, he's an AD carry with a 100% team fight participation rate and a battlefield reporter. Even if he doesn't do anything funny, the work will come to him automatically. However, recently there's been a noticeable lack of viewers. So, in his livestream, he kindly demonstrated how a professional AD carry gradually evolved from a champion pool player to an Ezreal master, then to a fill-in Miss Fortune, and finally to a bot lane Ziggs player.

Don't ask, the answer is that AD carries in ranked games are worse than dogs.

"Any new games coming up lately?" JKL asked, a little bored, while waiting for the game to start.

"Yes, there is a new Five Black One White Fist. This punch can make the enemy foam at the mouth, roll their eyes, stick out their tongue, have blood rush to their head, turn their cheeks red, and shatter their clothes. It's simply cruel."

Live stream viewers: !!!

"No... this is something you can talk about in your livestream???"

"What's there to be afraid of? I'd even dare to take it out and look at it."

After saying that, right under the watchful eyes of the super moderators, Roland pulled out a cute video of a white cat and five black cats. And you know what? It really got a lot of people's blood pumping, and of course, their blood pressure was also pumping.

It's all about creating a stir, that's how it is.

If there's no work, steal it. There are tons of forums on Tieba. If there's nothing on the Anti-Terror forum, then go to the MISS forum. If there's nothing on the MISS forum, then go to the idiot forum.

Of course, the mentally challenged are a special case.

Despite the name being written as "idiot," the forum doesn't accept people who are truly idiots. Fun fact: the forum's administrator is someone who scored a perfect score on the postgraduate entrance exam in mathematics. Students who haven't taken the exam yet might think that's impressive, but in the eyes of those who have taken the exam or even passed, he's a god!

Since he had nothing better to do, Roland decided to team up with Wayward for a duo queue.

The difference is...

Wayward's primary pick is jungle, and his secondary pick is mid lane.

Roland's primary pick is mid lane, and his secondary pick is top lane.

The two players' choice of location caused countless data analysts who were waiting in the live stream to frown, and then they blankly closed Roland's live stream.

Damn it, they're pulling another stunt!

Is this never going to end?

"Come on, Wayward, today I'll show you my latest mid-lane tank Zed build: Sunfire Cape, Titanic Hydra, and Black Cleaver. I call it the Sunfire Zed build, and it's incredibly effective against squishy champions in the mid lane!"

"Oh, this..."

"If you think that won't work, I can also unleash my latest trump card: Lethal Tempo Yasuo."

"Um, I suddenly feel like my stomach isn't feeling well, so maybe we should call it a day?"

Just as Wayward was filled with fear, the game ultimately gave him a way out, helping Roland get a top lane position.

Although, judging by this guy's nature, he'll probably still pull some stunts.

But at least... the heroes that can be released in the top lane should be a little more serious, right?

"Top lane...that requires some thought."

Just as Roland was still struggling with what to pick for the top lane, the enemy's first pick, after banning Volibear, decisively picked Sett, immediately pointing Roland in the right direction.

Jin Fu is a hero, those who know, know.

He's a numerical monster, and there are only a few heroes who can counter him: Volibear, Irelia, and Fiora. Even with the latter two, skill is still a factor.

If someone bans Volibear and picks Jinfu, it basically confirms that they're going for the top lane.

As for why we don't consider Kalista, Lucian, and Vayne, these three ranged champions? Because if these three were to appear, it wouldn't be Sett's problem to consider, but rather the enemy jungler's problem.

What are you playing?

Seeing the guy across from him using a power punch, Wayward instinctively asked a question.

"Given my personality, I would normally touch Tahm Kench."

"Huh? Then how can I cooperate with you?"

"No need, just play whichever you want. You don't need to come to the top lane. I'll teach you a new hero to withstand pressure in the top lane this game."

"???"

In terms of the line.

Tahm Kench is much better than Volibear, Fiora, or Irelia. His only drawback is that he's strong in lane, but weak in other areas. Also, if you go top lane, Tahm Kench's signature protective abilities become useless.

My teammates are ruthless too.

In ranked matches on the Chinese server, everyone wants to show off, but the heroes they choose are often quite fragile. This often results in the team needing the top laner to fill in the front line, which is a common occurrence. Solo top laners are probably numb to this by now. Even if you tell your teammates what you're going to play beforehand, they'll still pick their own heroes, making the entire team incredibly fragile. It all comes down to whether you fill in the tank or not.

It's disgusting.

But it is common, and indeed it is very common.

Fortunately, Roland's intention in this game was to annoy people, so he made the final pick on the fifth floor.

A hero that no one expected suddenly appeared in the last column of the PICK list, and then... was instantly locked in!

Sejuani, the Wrath of the North, has been successfully locked in!

Precipitation: Chapter Thirteen: Isn't it wonderful?

Since Roland started the game by taking hits and being able to withstand attacks, he simply stopped attacking even the more dangerous minions and just stood in the back, which confused the viewers in the live stream.

That's it?

What happened to the Korean server being shown up by the king?

So you've started practicing, huh? You're too lazy to even practice your skills anymore.

Roland's explanation was, "Don't you know about the Doctor's other form?"

The Tyrant Doctor, with his Elite 2 team sweeping everything aside, and if that doesn't work, he copies the strategy and keeps sweeping, never giving up until all the enemies are wiped out. In League of Legends terms, this is like the old "board king" who, regardless of whether he can actually play the game, just goes ahead and plays it first.

When he can't win, he'll copy someone else's homework (call for backup).

The other type of doctor, Roland would call the "truant doctor."

Is the operator's level too low?

The problem is not big.

Skip classes if you can, let go if you can't beat them, and if you encounter a tough opponent, just let them in to be torn apart by the professor, euphemistically saying: "Why are you always thinking about your final line of defense!?"

As long as he can clear the level, methods and such are never within his consideration.

You call that cowardice?

No, this is called reconciliation with the BOSS, and both sides ascend to the pinnacle of honor together!

Roland is like this now. Since the hero isn't a stat monster and can't beat you, Sett, I'll just go for it. Sejuani is already bad at last hitting, so I'll just stop last hitting the ones I can't. As long as I get the experience, you Sett can't do anything to me if we're the same level. Even if the jungler comes to tower dive with me, you'll have to think twice about whether you can even take down this pigskin.

That's the kind of confidence that comes from being able to take a beating.

If it's Sejuani in Season 12, the item build is a bit simpler. Just look for any item with "ice" in its name and build that one. Iceborn Gauntlet is a must-have, and Doomguard is also essential. The rest depends on the situation.

If things start badly, just unleash the Chains of Hatred.

Trust me, while this build won't get you a solo kill, it will definitely annoy the entire enemy team.

When you're under pressure, you don't need to be as focused as you are when you're playing online.

Roland, who was AFK under the tower, even had time to check the chat and reply to questions. As a qualified streamer, he naturally wouldn't neglect interaction.

"Coward? What coward? If you go up and fight with Jinfu, you're just giving away free kills. Even a pigskin can't withstand stat monsters in the early game."

"Why not duo queue with JKL? He's terrible at jungling, next."

How would you evaluate your past teammates, such as 369?

"Oh, Ninth Brother, actually you shouldn't believe those false comments online. We've always had a good relationship with you in private. It's just that we're not very familiar with Sixth Brother. What? You mean Third Brother? We don't know him."

feigning compliance?

No, Roland's style is all about authenticity.

369 back then was truly a frustrating moment for the entire TES team. Although the whole TES team was feeding in various ways, 369 was definitely the most speechless one among them, because as long as he didn't roll a 9, you could feed him kills and he still couldn't carry.

Even if Ah Shui Tianfei dies suddenly, he can still trick people into using a few key skills.

369, once you start pulling, it's truly impossible to catch up.

In the top lane, Roland stabilized the situation. As for the other lanes, Wayward was fighting back and forth with the opponent. It's understandable. Roland saw that the opponent's top laner was Sett, and the jungler really didn't want to go up before Sejuani's damage was up. The opponent was the same. If your Sejuani had a bit of a temper, it would be fine. Going up to dive the tower could also feed the enemy.

But if you're such a coward, why would he bother to go on the road?

then.