You actually want me to...

[Tsk tsk tsk, I've learned something.]

When it comes to being inhuman, only the King of Boards can truly deliver the best.

No wonder this guy was constantly browsing the Nasus forum during his streams the other day; the vision control he was using was ridiculous!

If I were Gala, I'd be scared to death by him.

The LPL broadcast director was very clever at this point. After showing everyone Leona's gameplay from a god's-eye view, they also showed it again from RNG's perspective. Before Leona's E skill came out, Roland really hadn't appeared in any of RNG's vision.

That move was absolutely perfect!

"The way you're playing, if I weren't your teammate and knew what was going on, I would have thought you were a monster." JKL was beaming from ear to ear after getting a Flash.

"It's not quite a monster, but when it comes to my connection with monsters, I have to mention CCTV10 from my childhood."

"Stop joking. Where in this world are there monsters? The stuff that channel used to show could fill a dozen episodes on 'Approaching Science'."

"No, there are still some." Roland said with a serious expression, explaining to his teammates, "I never believed in the existence of monsters before, until one day I discovered that some of the 'welfare girls' I was following had only disappeared for a short time, and suddenly a bunch of tally marks and mysterious tattoos appeared on their bodies and arms. It was really terrifying."

"???"

Of course, the key to Roland's ability to play like this in the bottom lane is that Da Huang's unique skills have started to take effect.

Emoticon-based gameplay.

The effect might not be so obvious for a seasoned veteran like Xiaohu, but for a jungler like Wei, the effect is simply explosive.

After their failed gank and subsequent outplay, Wei has been lingering in the top lane. If Da Huang hadn't had Flash and was at full health, the top and jungle duo would have already tower-dived.

At this moment, not only RNG, but even the commentators fell silent. The commentator even looked directly at Cat Emperor next to him and asked with a strange expression, "Is this a tradition of your TES?"

"Don't make fun of us, we never taught that."

"Then this..."

"That was the player's personal action, and has nothing to do with the club or former club players."

It's no wonder that the colonel was full of doubts about this.

Because once, Cat Emperor taught 369 how to taunt the opponent in the TES rest room, saying that after you solo kill the opponent, you should just stand up, not say anything, and just look at him. When the referee asks you what you are doing, you should say you are adjusting the chair.

Even Cat Emperor himself admitted in the cafeteria that this was indeed a single lineage.

Of course, other games actually do a better job in terms of entertainment value. For example, in one year CF finals against Brazil, everyone stood up and shouted at the opponent after winning a small game. It was a turn-based game, and as a result, 300 million mouse clicks lost. Another example is DOTA, where the voice wheel says things like "You're so bad, your teammates won't be angry, bro," and if you die too many times, even the system will mock you. It's a truly amazing skill.

It was precisely because of this taunting playstyle that rotk, who once famously said "three big ones get counter-killed," encountered his strongest opponent, one he could never overcome in his lifetime—the esports soundproof booth.

In comparison, LPL's pre-match trash talk is truly awful.

Otherwise, Wei wouldn't be so easily swayed by emotions. If you did what Khan did, saying something like, "One Doran's Blade and one Sword Master, it's just a Doran's Blade," would you still be afraid of the enemy ganking in the game?

They'll gank you right offline (laughs)

The fact that Ryze in the mid lane doesn't have Flash means that Guozi can't extend his activity range to the jungle. Only JKL's Varus in the bottom lane has Flash, which means that even if Roland goes to roam, he doesn't have to worry about JKL dying in the bottom lane.

Two moves: one blocked Wei's route, and the other unlocked Roland's roaming.

That would give you a lot more room to maneuver.

I went home, bought straw sandals and a true ward, and since I didn't have enough money left (less than 400), I decided not to buy anything and headed out.

This time, he really did set off on his journey.

In the previous wave, due to incorrect information, Xiaohu and Wei dared not rashly whittle down Tryndamere's health, which allowed Tryndamere to happily farm a wave of tower waves. But this time, after learning that the enemy support was in the bottom lane, they started to make their move.

First reduce the enemy's health, then dive the tower – a standard top lane ganking and farming strategy.

If we don't go up and protect the top laner at this point, then the top lane will really be in trouble. Anyway, we only need to make one or two trips before level six. Once Tryndamere reaches level six, if the enemy still dares to tower dive, they'll be out of their mind.

"Why do I feel like you're playing a psychological game when you play games? It's all so messy."

"Chaos? That's what's meant to be chaotic. If it weren't chaotic, you wouldn't be able to feel the magic of the world."

The current state of the world, particularly in Europe, is already quite fantastical, right? Then just a few days ago, it was discovered that one side was using a dark magic array. Upon further investigation, it turns out this isn't a three-way battle at all; it's more like Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, and dark magic forces vying for followers! Have you seen A Certain Magical Index? It's pretty much the same plot, just waiting for the Right Flame to enter and turn the three-way war into a three-world war.

The more reasonable a method is, the easier it is to discover its unreasonable implementation.

On the contrary, this kind of messy and incomprehensible route is Roland's true gank route!

"Don't panic, I'm behind you."

"OK."

"When you are truly panicking, try to calm down, let your body be guided by your senses, and let your senses lead your actions."

"You mean... the state of no-self?"

"No, I mean at least this way, you can die a little more stylishly."

"..."

Sedimentation: Chapter 40: Three carriages, advancing side by side.

Roland's sudden appearance directly disrupted the plans of RNG's top and jungle duo. It wasn't that Roland didn't want to use the "sudden arrival" tactic, but even though he had Hexflash, the enemy would definitely have vision in the bushes while ganking the top lane from both sides. Before he could even get around completely, Wei and Xiaohu had already spotted Roland's figure.

What's the point of going through all that? Everyone should just go back to their own homes and find their own mothers.

"Holy crap, how did this guy actually get up there?"

"Actually, I was prepared for this. I was hoping this wave of antics would continue in the bottom lane, but unfortunately it didn't happen."

This is what makes top-tier support players so annoying.

He doesn't need to seize any great opportunities in the early game; he just needs to appear in the most appropriate place at the most appropriate time. Roland isn't even in a hurry to leave. After realizing that his whereabouts have been exposed, he simply stands there and AFKs, letting Da Huang peacefully farm the minions under the tower.

After Da Huang had almost finished clearing the minion wave, he slowly started pressing B to recall to base.

Going forward takes the same amount of time, and going back and logging back in takes the same amount of time, so it's better to just go back and use B. I've just managed to save up 400 coins, so I can go home and try to get another red crystal.

"What a pity. If the other side had been a little more hasty and reckless this time, the game would have been in the bag."

Roland was still a little disappointed that he hadn't gotten the big advantage he wanted. If he had just given the enemy top and jungler a Flash, RNG would have been on fire. With four people without Flash, you wouldn't dare fight back against elemental dragons or Rift Herald, or even if they invaded your jungle. You could have snowballed in the enemy jungle with impunity in the early game.

Unfortunately, Wei still played it safe and placed a ward.

"Oh well, I've already made money anyway. What's that saying? Money can be earned back, and opportunities can be waited for." Da Huang didn't take it seriously. For him, he had already successfully gotten through the early stages of this game.

Regardless of whether the other side comes again, he is no longer too afraid.

Because... he's almost 6.

Don't underestimate Tryndamere's ultimate ability, "Five Seconds of True Manhood." Used well, it can create many memorable moments, especially for a tough guy like him. Although the duration is short, he can spin around!

I'm not afraid of girls with slender waists, but I'm most afraid of girls with curved hips.

The allure of spinning is something most people can't resist, and here we have to mention the Koreans, who have done quite a bit of research on this subject.

Yes, people from the kimchi-producing country.

In the minds of most people, the sex industry should be most popular in Japan, but in reality, the world's largest sex industry is actually in South Korea, where people engaged in this industry account for 4% of the total population, far exceeding that of Japan.

Even more outrageous is...

In Japan, the sex industry is a legitimate job, while in South Korea, some people are simply slacking off and trying to make money without effort, while others are being sent to pay tribute to the military and high-ranking tycoons of a certain country. The difference is vast.

The three main drivers of the sex industry are Japan, South Korea, and ladyboys.

The simplest way is that if you have access to foreign websites, you'll find that the number of videos from South Korea has skyrocketed in recent years, reaching an alarming level (laughs).

Far away.

Back to the game, once the Barbarian King reaches level six, Wei faces a very desperate situation.

Because he was successfully taunted by Da Huang's emote tactics in the early game, he didn't focus much on farming in this game, which resulted in Ha Huang's Rumble having a much higher jungle clear count and development than him. At the same time, due to Roland's two plays, they also failed to gain an advantage in the top lane.

OK, that's where Wei's awkward situation is now.

Go forth on the road, you can't be killed.

I went to farm in the jungle, but there were no monsters.

Go to mid or bot. In small-scale team fights, mid and bot are no match for the opponent. Rumble and Varus's double ultimates will make them all retreat and dare not engage, because the bot lane's two Flashes are not yet off cooldown. The rhythm is immediately disrupted by Wei.

For junglers, the real danger isn't falling too far behind, but rather losing their judgment and not knowing what to do at any given moment.

They dared not take the top spot, dared not steal the dragon, and even in the vanguard team fight, they dared not move unless TES initiated first.

Roland and the others are quite clever.

Although Varus reached level 6 due to solo farming, Leona did not. Since the enemy team was hesitant to engage the Rift Herald, JKL simply took Roland to the mid lane to farm minions until they reached level 6 before engaging the Rift Herald.

Rambo, Sylas can steal the bear or Braum, Leona, Varus.

Four ultimate abilities in such a small area of ​​the river? I'm asking you, do you dare to engage in this team fight?

After a brief period of rational reflection.

In the end, the RNG team chose to watch helplessly as the opposing team rushed and took the Rift Herald, unable to do anything about it. The core of the whole thing was Huang's Tryndamere.

If his teammates have four big attacks in front of him, then he should continue pushing down the side lane.

If you keep stalling, I won't go. I'll profit from the Barbarian King's tower steal. Everyone else is just AFK in the river with no experience or gold, while I can at least wait for the tower to give me some gold. If you're so tough, then don't go defend it.

Once the blind monk gets there, the remaining four short-legged guys will see if Leona can open up, and that's it!

This disgusting pseudo-4-1 strategy completely stunned RNG.

"Holy crap, I was wondering what you were trying to do with the Barbarian King, so this is how he's used?"

"Definitely. If we pick any other top laner, we'll only have two options right now: either engage the Rift Herald or engage the enemy. We'll be very passive. But with an additional Tryndamere who can push towers and play a 4-1 formation, we have a lot more options."

What are the strengths of the hero Barbarian King?

They're not afraid of being taken advantage of.

With the ability to escape using the Chicken Summoning and Whirlwind Slash, and if you can't escape, you can use your ultimate to try and trade kills. If you send one person, there's really not much you can do against him. Even if you send two people, there's a chance he'll escape. But if you send three... then isn't that just giving away the Vanguard for free?

Even in the worst-case scenario, if RNG initiates a team fight, Tryndamere can still arrive in time to finish it off.

Because of Silas.

Stealing Braum's ultimate, huh? I'm a master at countering team fights too. You dare to come up and try?

"So when do we start exploring the Vanguard?"

"Wait a minute, let Da Huang put more pressure on them." Minion wave management is always an unavoidable question for professional players.