You actually want me to...

Only a very few people in the martial arts world can learn this skill. The key point is that you must wrap yourself evenly inside and out with the blanket during the two rolls, and at the same time find the most comfortable position in the shortest amount of time. The difficulty level is 9.5.

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Good grief, they're getting more and more shameless, aren't they?

[I was just about to ask why you didn't have to do the interview, then I realized JKL is here. Isn't this a perfect opportunity to have both of you go at it together?]

If they all come together, the entertainment value will be off the charts.

Looking at the fairly dense barrage of comments, Roland rolled over again, shifting his sleeping position from left to right, and said, "Forget it, the screen is so small, his head alone can take up three-quarters of the screen. I'd just be a background character if I went over there, there's no need for that, okay brothers."

In Ah Shui's first post-match interview after joining the team, anyone with a brain would know that TES would do their best to promote him. He'd probably have to do three or four interviews and also make some kind of personal vlog.

After all, it's about creating a god; those who know, know.

Since the S9 All-Star event, Uzi's retirement has become inevitable. Now it's just a matter of receiving a retirement notice. Without the league's strongest magnet, the league urgently needs a second person to step up and stabilize the hype.

Don't be surprised, this is something the competition area has to prepare.

A regional idol can not only generate buzz and boost the reputation of their region, but also serve as a role model for most players, motivating them to compete for the championship. Of course, most importantly, they can help Riot Games attract most of the criticism and ridicule from the media.

You must prioritize attacking the minion with the taunt ability.

See, this is how fun the idol-making movement is.

While chatting before bed, Roland saw most of the comments discussing his various deaths and AD plays from the day. Of course, due to the low popularity of the live stream, the comments weren't too offensive and were mostly jokes.

"Wait a minute, you can slander my skills, but you absolutely cannot slander my support personality."

“I am a guardian, and I am proud of it. I draw strength from virtue to protect my companions and strike my enemies.”

"With my noble character, I must be an upright support. I'm telling you, selling AD is a tactical necessity, it was White Crescent who instructed me."

Good heavens, a mole has been found inside.

[White Crescent Moon: This one's mine]

[White Crescent Moon: Yes, that's right, I did it. I used my mind to control his fingers and sell it. It has absolutely nothing to do with Ah Ban himself.]

Are you guys trying to make me laugh myself to death so I can inherit my Alipay account?

Ah Shui's addition undoubtedly caused a surge in traffic for the TES club. Even in his own live stream, Roland felt a completely different number of viewers than before. After thinking for a while, he decisively set an alarm, then tossed his phone aside and went to sleep.

Although the livestream viewership for S10 has declined, Roland still doesn't want to attract too much attention. The painful lessons learned from the top livestreamers a few years ago have shown that increased livestream viewership isn't necessarily a good thing.

At this point, we must remember what that magic streamer did.

When the hype goes up, he takes a break from streaming for a day or two; once the hype dies down, he comes back to stream and make money. It feels like he plays the game like he does when he's playing top lane, with his anti-gank awareness at its peak.

However, this break lasted less than two hours. In the blink of an eye, the pleasant paid time off was over, and Roland could only painfully get up to prepare for the review.

As the saying goes: Why sleep so much before death, when you'll sleep forever after?

Moreover, esports is inherently a highly competitive industry, especially with Doinb, who has intensified this competition among professional players, firmly grasping the trend of becoming a workaholic.

Of course, anyone who believes that is a fool.

While they certainly put in the effort, they wouldn't call themselves the most hardworking. EDG is the team with the most training sessions in the entire LPL, and they also reward players the most frequently (rumored to be 10,000 RMB per MVP?). According to unofficial data from 2021 (not official and accuracy not guaranteed), the player with the most ranked games played was Clearlove with over 4400 games.

While RANK (Ranked Play) is mostly about practicing heroes and doesn't necessarily mean much, there are also scrims, replay sessions, custom games, gym sessions, team building activities, wrist and back treatments, and so on that take up players' time. But if we assume a RANK game is 25 minutes long, we can still estimate how many games a player plays on average each day based on the number of games played.

After the usual debriefing, being scolded, and taking the blame, TES resumed their daily training. However, this time their training program was significantly different.

369 was forced to start training as a tank, even though he wasn't very happy about it.

Karsa picked up a jungle carry, and with his left hand he picked up a late-game carry like Orianna, while Roland looked at the row of hard supports and a few soft supports like Alexander in front of him.

"No, coach, can I not practice enchanter supports? I really can't handle it." He's only been a newbie who switched to support for a little over a year, and he hasn't even fully mastered hard supports yet. Asking him to play enchanter supports now would be like killing him.

"I didn't assign you too many. Just practice two or three, and master one or two."

"Coach, you need to know that humans have their limits."

"That's alright. I was just about to say that after I negotiated with the club, we can decide how many Dabuliu you'll be rewarded with by rolling dice after you develop a hero that I've tested and found to be qualified. Since you don't want to participate, then forget it."

!!!

"Wait! Coach."

"what?"

"After thinking about it, I realized that humans do have limits, but after careful consideration and having tested my burning love for the club, I've decided that I'm no longer human, I'm going to quit and become a coach!"

White crescent moon: ......

First Encounter: Chapter Seventy-Two: Tonight I Want to Recite a Poem~

In the following period, TES's matches were basically all about dominating and were extremely unwatchable. This is how a pseudo-strong team becomes a truly strong team after strengthening its roster. My team entered its peak performance ahead of time, and against other teams that were still in the process of gelling, we basically just swarmed them.

On the surface, TES's wins and losses may not seem to have much to do with JKL, but in reality, they are closely related to him.

In almost every game, the opposing team relentlessly targeted JackeyLove, just like they did with Uzi against RNG back then. They could lose the team fight, but JackeyLove had to die. As a result, because they paid too much attention to JackeyLove, they were repeatedly picked off and killed by the rest of TES.

However, it would be a bit unreasonable to say that winning the game had nothing to do with Ah Shui. After all, without him, Knight would have been chased and killed by the opponent. So, it proves that having a front-line tank to absorb damage is very useful when fighting dungeons.

However, the excessive winning streak also caused some concern for White Crescent. A certain world's number one mid-laner, known for his video "The Goddess Got Married, But the Groom Isn't Me," once said that in competitive games, the losing side learns more. Currently, the teams that lost to TES are desperately improving, while their own team is progressing more slowly.

What can we do?

You can't intentionally lose if you can beat them, that would be like an Oscar, right? But if you keep winning, you're afraid there will be problems within the team.

Therefore, at Roland's suggestion, TES directly changed its scrim strategy, and all members began to practice heroes in scrims in turn.

In one game, we played both carries; in the next game, the jungler and support; and in the game after that, the top and jungle. Everyone took turns playing different heroes, which helped them practice their champions and improve their teamwork. This gradually lowered their win rate.

With the coaching staff's approval, Roland's ranked games gradually became more and more arrogant. He would put all sorts of heroes, regardless of whether they were useful or not, into the support role to try them out. During the day, he would play top lane like a dog and climb the ranks like crazy, while at night he would play support and use countless unorthodox heroes to start a census, which completely baffled the other teams.

As TES's next opponent, FPX's analysts are really struggling to keep up.

Support champions like Gnar, Orianna, and Xerath are one thing, you could barely justify it. But to use Camille, Riven, and Wukong as support is a bit much, isn't it?

In short, it's a huge headache.

Of course, at this time, because Roland's account had suffered too many losses, the waiting time he needed to queue for a game was gradually increasing, which is commonly known as the system's (invisible) compensation mechanism.

When you're on a winning streak, you'll be matched with a bunch of teammates on losing streaks.

When you're on a losing streak, you'll occasionally be matched with a game like Tongtiandai.

The only difference is that the former has a higher probability of occurring, while the latter has an extremely low probability, even classifying it as a random event. However, having been waiting for the game to pass the time, he was also trying to create some entertainment by browsing other live streams late at night – a practice commonly known as "room raiding."

As we all know, people often feel particularly cold and empty after midnight. This is where certain sections of live streaming platforms come in. They first get a few streamers going viral, and then, based on the popularity, subtly loosen the restrictions on other streamers, thus getting the majority of viewers to get excited as well.

This practice of learning from the barbarians to control them originated in Tokyo, and was eventually popularized in one live-streaming room after another.

It has to be said that Roland was quite moved when he saw these live streams one after another.

The seafood platform is like a biosphere.

In most live streams, the waves are not large, mostly small or light, and the rise in wave height is not significant, so there is no great danger.

In a few live streams, however, one can see the rare sight of medium-sized waves. Generally speaking, a platform as large as Seafood Platform has a vast sea area, so medium-sized waves should be everywhere. However, due to some uncontrollable factors, these waves have been rarely seen in recent live streams.

Even though it was only at the medium wave level, it was already praised by many viewers in Roland's live stream.

"Look at your pathetic self." Roland glanced at the live stream comments with disdain and earnestly taught, "You can look at her a hundred times, but she won't be yours; but if you read a book a hundred times, the knowledge in the book will be yours. Young people, if you didn't enjoy watching this, I wouldn't even click on this kind of live stream."

Come on, you were the one who stared the longest just now.

Honestly, if I hadn't noticed you constantly glancing around, I almost would have believed you.

Good grief, you do all the good deeds, but we take the blame for the bad ones?

[Let's get out of here! Everyone, let's go straight to the female celebrities' live streams and not let these middlemen make a profit.]

Everyone despised Roland's behavior of smashing the bowl after eating meat. We're all men; if you have the guts to pretend to be innocent, then why don't you publicly disclose your browser history? Opening one or two web pages at a time incognito, as if you're afraid others won't know what you're doing late at night?

However, when Roland's hand swiped again and clicked into the live stream that was popular, everything exploded.

If facing a medium-sized wave poses a serious threat to one's life, then when the waves rise to the level of a large wave, this awe-inspiring force from nature's artistry is enough to affect and threaten the survival of hundreds of millions of lives.

This time, the streamer had clicked on the real goddess of a certain online platform. In the live stream, the streamer, a true star of the platform, was confidently showing off her long legs, and it was this confidence that completely stunned Roland, who had just entered the live stream.

"Brothers, I can't take it anymore! Seeing this scene instantly made me want to write a lewd poem: 'Thinking of Silk'"

Imagination is dialogue.

Seeing emptiness is like spinning silk.

No one asked in the darkness.

Silk covered the voyages.

The moment Roland finished singing, the live stream chat exploded with comments.

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This poem sounds like something a pervert would say.

[Wonderful, wonderful! The brilliance of this poem lies in its accessibility and connection to everyday life. Even those of us with limited formal education can grasp its essence at a glance. Truly wonderful!]

Ah~ I'm doomed by this anime cosplay.

It has to be said that in this live streaming environment filled with all sorts of beauty filters and effects, it's truly rare to find a female streamer like Taizhuzi who excites people both online and offline. Keep in mind, she was once a formidable figure who forced Gunzi Ge to forcefully control his recoil; you can't argue with that.

Seeing the screen filled with comments from fans of BL (Boys' Love) and anime, Roland quickly left the live stream after a brief period of charm control, interrupting everyone's spellcasting.

Being a fan of BL (Boys' Love) is one thing, but being a fan of anime and manga is definitely not that easy.

"It's too low, the threshold is too low, brothers. Actually, it's really simple to judge someone's level of anime and manga fandom. You just need to watch all of Pinghuang's (the author's) commentary videos. When you understand everything he says, that's when you've truly graduated from the world of anime and manga."

"Of course, if someone can completely understand and comprehend every single joke the King of Bottle makes, then I'd also suggest burying that person as well."

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PS: Crazy match tonight at 7 PM: Live stream rooms 265295/1956108

Note: Please do not eat before watching the game.