You actually want me to...

Like Xiao Lu Bu in the original world's MSI, there was a time when a level 4 AD player dared to continue farming and staying in lane even when facing a level 6 AD player. It wasn't that he didn't know that a level 6 AD player could kill a level 4 AD player like slaughtering a dog, but rather that in the mindset of the LCK region, if my support and jungler are not exposed in vision, you definitely won't dare to engage me.

Similarly, this wave is also like that.

Everyone knows your Miss Fortune is outrageous, and everyone knows that Yuumi's early game fighting power is actually not bad, but it's just that with these two combined, you suddenly feel that if you fail to engage, at most you'll get a counter-attack from the opponent, it's not a big deal, at most you'll have to use Flash.

But what he never expected was that he encountered a reckless player from the LPL region, and the most reckless pair in the bottom lane.

JKL's thought process at the time was as follows:

Holy crap, he drove me off?

He dared to attack me at level two. If I don't fight back, I don't even want to think about what he'll do when he reaches level six. So I have to kill him!

Roland's thinking was similar: "I've already used my signature move, Cat Punch, and the enemy not only doesn't surrender, but dares to retaliate. Do you underestimate the ignition in my left hand, or the weakness in my right? Or perhaps you underestimate our combined [Cat Horn] form?"

With a kill secured, and the enemy AD pushed out of the bottom lane's experience zone, Xiao Lu Bu was helpless. If he went back head-on, he would face the female gunner and the cat, and if he went around to the other side, he would lose experience. However, he had no choice but to watch the TES bottom lane duo push the lane while silently shedding tears as he watched the enemy minions being killed by his own minions.

It hurts here. (jpg)

With an early advantage in the bottom lane, DaHuang had even more fun in the top lane.

Graves' laning phase is characterized by his unparalleled strength. His invincibility doesn't come from his stable laning phase where he can dominate the opponent, but rather from his incredible wave clear ability, coupled with his strong mobility and sustained damage. Once he completes the Aegis of the Immortal, the difficulty of getting a solo kill becomes extremely high.

Qing soldiers?

The Q skill was mostly destroyed.

Fight?

I can throw out my W skill and decide whether to fight or run away based entirely on my mood.

Especially against melee champions like Jayce, Graves can take the damage from auto-attacks and then unleash a QA combo that takes away a large portion of a wave of minions' health, all while using only the mana of one skill. Jayce can't exactly fire cannons and then hack away in melee form, can he? His base attack damage is so low.

The answer in Season 11 was actually Graves top lane, but this top lane has one problem: the other lanes can't fall behind. If the bot or mid lane falls behind, and the game requires you to step up and create an advantage in the top lane, you'll be in a real bind.

Push the lane, go home, and upgrade your equipment.

The early game item build for the hero Yuumi is actually quite simple. See that Fairy Charm? Just buy it without hesitation.

Previously, I had six Doran's, and the opponents were all noobs.

Now the cat has six amulets, and the opponent is using a very difficult strategy.

Just when everyone thought that TES's bot lane duo would return to their lane and dominate the competition, JKL and Roland inexplicably started to play very steadily, in an extremely absurd way. They started controlling the lane as soon as you pushed back, and Yuumi even placed control wards early on the path where the enemy might gank.

What?

Why do you think I'm such a coward?

Of course, it's one thing that the cat didn't ignite the weakness, but Miss Fortune didn't even get her Flash.

If the enemy bot lane duo gets engaged on mid at this point, even if the AD gets first blood, their bot lane still can't beat the enemy bot lane. Leona still has Ignite in hand. If a fight breaks out, unless Jhin misses his W and E and manages to auto-attack and cancel his shot, don't even think about it.

Remember: "TES' bot lane... their emotional control is really impressive."

After thinking for a long time, I still can't come up with a suitable adjective to describe it. In fact, this is the most correct way to handle it, but it just doesn't feel quite right when applied to these two old men.

Colonel: "Indeed, but have you noticed something? There seems to be a reason behind A-Ban's cat's health points."

As mentioned earlier.

One of the advantages of enchanter supports and mage supports is that they can usually upgrade their support items better than aggressive supports, because in most cases, this type of laning is a matchup between ranged and melee supports, and that's the essence of it.

With short arms, you'll definitely want to touch it.

While trying to gain an advantage, you will also be worn down by the opponent to some extent.

Roland's essence lies in the fact that unless he needs to help AD carry recover health, he will not actively heal himself even if he has his E skill. He tries his best to keep his health at just over half health, which is the kill threshold.

I've seen this tactic before.

[Sparrow, Banhuang always controls his health like this when playing the Clown. It's a way to bait the opponent into getting overconfident and also to blow up his own clones. Is HXD doing this again?]

[The idea is good, but the problem is, isn't that enough to entice the other side to get hooked?]

[Without that first blood, things might have been alright, but now... it's going to be tough.]

Nobody's stupid. What the audience and commentators can see, the players on the field can definitely see to some extent too. If you really use E, who knows, your Prince might jump out from some corner. Is it necessary to use such a low-level move to fool people?

Just as Xiao Lu Bu and Keria were feeling disdain for Roland's acting skills, the change began.

First, there's the incredibly weak Sylas, then the classic sweaty Yuumi, followed by the question mark Blitzcrank and the pitiful Gnar taking turns to serve him up, and finally Jinx delivering a decisive blow to the opponent.

While displaying the emoticon, he also deliberately stepped off the female gunner and, right in front of the two armies, activated the Ctrl+3 infinite spam technique.

"Hey hey dang da yo~ Hey hey dang da yo~"

Little Lu Bu, Keria: ? ? ?

JKL: ...

"I'm worried that we won't be able to leave after the match. Even though there are no spectators at the stadium, they're in the same venue as us." After thinking for a moment, JKL decided to give his support a friendly reminder.

"It's nothing. What do you think I learned fitness for?"

"???"

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. . . . . .

PY: "Hero Playing? I Fooled the Whole World!"

Synopsis: Have you ever thought that your life is a pre-arranged drama?

It turns out that his hometown was nothing more than a breeding ground for civilization outside the Great Firewall, where those chosen would be forced to degenerate and display their ugly side to please the public during live broadcasts.

In his previous life, Li Xiusheng suffered endless humiliation, and even his sister died because of it.

“You lowly woman, killing her is for your own good!” they even said.

But why? Why should we be treated like monkeys? Why can you be so... high and mighty!

"My life is a joke of boxes within boxes."

"If only I could do it all over again, if only I could do it all over again..."

The boy uttered a curse on his deathbed:

"I'll make sure you all taste the same flavor!"

As a result, the wish came true, and everything started anew.

You want to see a performance? Sure, here's one for you!

Playing a hero makes the audience question the meaning of life.

Enhance his charisma so that the audience sees him as an idol.

He becomes a saint, launching a merciless revenge against the audience.

So God opened His sheepfold, and the former audience became prisoners of the live broadcast:

"They only need to look at me once, and they'll be completely convinced—"

The boy stood in the heavenly realm bathed in holy light, below him countless worshippers, willing to die for their faith. He whispered:

"Be my dog."

Settled: Chapter Seven: It's alright, I have experience with this.

Emote tactics are actually quite disgusting, especially with cats. Their disgust level is no less than that of the bell-ringing bull or the rabbit-eared Teemo. In particular, the weird twitching of Ctrl+3 can make players' blood pressure skyrocket after watching it for a long time.

"It's a pity. It would be great if we could add a sound effect to the cat so that the other side could hear it too." Roland complained with a hint of regret. Seriously, if that catchy "Hey de nang da yo~ Hey de nang da yo~" were added to the hero voice pack, the skin would sell out that very night, and all the AD players would be fast-forwarded to their jail games.

"You're overthinking it. You've already done enough disgusting things."

"That won't do. To put it bluntly, it's because the designers' thinking hasn't kept up with the times. These days, even praying to Buddha involves asking for alms with QR codes. There are e-ink scriptures, reinforced concrete pagodas, LED ever-burning incense sticks, VR temples, ordination scars with embedded beads, plus a holographic Buddha statue, Gundam-style martial arts monks. Even game skins need to keep up with the times, right?"

"Holy crap, does such a thing really exist?" Big Yellow was utterly astonished.

"Absolutely. In order to meet the needs of the times with so many programmers, Buddhism has specially added Avalokiteshvara Turing Bodhisattva. His profound wisdom is reflected on the electronic display screen, which sees countless Javas and measures everything inaccurately."

The remaining four members of TES: ......

Once the bottom lane gained an advantage, Ha Huang naturally followed suit and went to the bottom lane. Although the Yuumi would definitely follow Daddy throughout the game, the jungler did the same.

The Prince is a champion who relies heavily on his teammates. He's the kind of champion who's invincible when ahead but terrible when behind. Now that the bottom lane has created an opening, he'll definitely have to come over and check it out. Especially since Yuumi is a support champion, it's not easy for her to provide vision and she might get ganked. So, as the jungler, he has an even greater responsibility to come to the bottom lane.

Is there any chance in the bottom lane?

"There should be, it depends on when the other side's blood pressure reaches the critical point and how good their relationship with the underlings is." After thinking for a moment, Roland replied.

"Could it be 3v3?"

"No, what I mean is, it's possible that after we get a fair 3v2 kill, the enemy jungler will act like a cop in a movie, waiting until the bottom lane is all dead before coming to help clear the wave."

"???"

Oner, T1's jungler, is a jungler with weak early-game tempo. He has low emotional intelligence and only farms. He will only consider going when his teammates call for him, or he will only gank when there is an opportunity if it is on his way. He is a mid-to-upper-tier jungler.

His strengths lie more in team fight ability, which is the kind of jungler you usually encounter who hardly helps you gank during the laning phase, but when things go wrong, he just types "let's team fight!" The only difference is that he can actually make a difference in team fights most of the time, successfully converting the resources he farms into gold.

However, this style of play looks very familiar to TES...

Because they were like that for a period of time.

Although Roland knows he can't beat the opponent in the bottom lane in a 2v2 match, he can roughly see where the opponent's vision is. If a support dies once in the early game, expecting him to buy a control ward is wishful thinking. With just trinket wards, Roland can basically determine the location of the opponent's vision by paying attention to vision and studying past replays of the opponent's games.

So he marked Haro and entered the enemy jungle near the mid lane entrance, then used his EQ combo to leap into the enemy's blue buff area, successfully avoiding the river's vision, and walked to the enemy jungle near the blast cone near the bottom lane.

And this just happened to be the moment when T1 was in a hurry to push the lane into the tower.

"Wait for my next EQ skill cooldown."

"That's enough. I'll try to bait them out first. If I manage to get rid of their crowd control abilities, then you can go in."

"You're going to lie? You'll die if you get controlled, won't you?"

"It's okay, I have experience with this."

After saying that, Roland immediately controlled the cat to get off the car, then turned on the scanner and approached the bottom lane bush. After clearing the bush near them with JKL, Roland retreated alone and walked towards the triangular bush in his own jungle.

opportunity!