You actually want me to...

"Oh? So where did you add the extra bit?"

......

"Tower Knife".

For a moment, Roland and Big Yellow, who was farming minions in the top lane, fell silent.

In a sense, a top laner's tower dive skill is so good that most top laners would worship them like a god. But when your teammates ask about it, and you answer with "tower dive," it always feels a bit off, which is quite frustrating.

Roland knows how to have fun.

Your support has to come up and farm the support item, right? Jhin's damage is negligible, and he spends most of his energy farming under the tower. Doesn't that mean he can forcibly interpret the enemy Leona farming under the tower as a top laner farming under the tower?

Once the concept is changed, the sense of familiarity comes through.

A soldier pretended to observe, then threw an E into the wall behind him at the last moment. He then took small steps to walk up and used his second Q to pull himself up. Leona reacted and used Q, but it was useless!

Camille's E skill has a priority; once it's cast, it becomes infinitely large.

Under the forced pull of the 3D Maneuver Gear, even though she was stunned, Camille was still being pulled backwards, and then hit by Jhin's Fatal Brilliance, which bound her to the spot.

On the surface, it seems like he lost out by trading one of his true damage Qs for one of the opponent's Qs, one W, and the attacks of several minions.

Actually, well, actually he lost out.

But it doesn't matter, he's not a gambler who'll throw all his money away in one go, he still has support, okay?

"Ah Shui, heal me!"

"No."

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"No, you're not healing with Senna support? Are you saving your mana for your promotion series?"

"Stop arguing, we're making money, that's what we're doing."

JKL wouldn't pay any attention to what this guy said. He gets 20 yuan for each A-rank item, and another 20 yuan for each A-rank item plus a layer of mist. Then he can hit the enemy from afar across the mountain and get 60 yuan plus a layer of soul in one go. The downside is that he runs out of mana quickly.

Faced with the choice between protecting this simpleton and making money for himself, JKL unhesitatingly chose the latter.

"Anyway, your W skill can heal you, can't you just rely on yourself?"

"Holy crap? According to you, you can produce your own protein? Do you mean you'd eat what you produce yourself?"

???

Something's wrong with you!

The steering wheel suddenly flew off the road, and it was a Wuling Hongguang steering wheel! Who could possibly hold their breath like that?

Here, TES dominated the early game with superior offense across all three lanes.

Over there, Ha Huang, who was farming in the jungle, went straight into the enemy jungle.

A jungler who doesn't invade when all three lanes are advantageous is worse than an animal in ranked games; being wiped out is the least of their worries. Ha Huang naturally understands this, even if he doesn't know the enemy jungler's location right now, it doesn't matter...

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At this moment, Haro was like a driver who had been tricked by the map, recklessly entering the jungle, relying entirely on intuition. In any case, his teammates would have the advantage. Judging from this situation, he could just lie down and play. At worst, he could build something like an Ardent Censer or Mikael's Crucible and become a shield-wearing Lee Sin. With Camille and Galio on the team, they didn't need him to initiate team fights.

Fortunately, he was lucky and eventually caught the enemy Talon at the red buff.

Nothing.

Talon is good at jungling once he gets his items, because his wall-jumping ability saves a lot of time in the jungle and allows him to suddenly appear in unexpected places. However, if you only look at his early-game jungling ability, then his overall strength is relatively weak.

Because he rushed to invade early and used Smite, Haro was playing recklessly with his advantage and didn't have Smite left. But that didn't matter. He didn't think about stealing the buff from the opponent. Instead, he quickly and neatly walked out of the bush and used his E skill to slow down and hit the red buff and the enemy Talon.

Male Swordsman:? ? ?

Holy crap, you dare invade my jungle? Aren't you afraid of my teammates?

Then I saw that all three lanes of my team were being suppressed.

Okay, you're really not afraid? Fine, I'll back down then.

Since the opponent was already level 3 at this point, Talon knew that the opponent had already used Smite. In order not to disrupt the rhythm, he could only tank the damage and output the red buff. Finally, when he was low on health, he used Smite to heal back to half health and double buff.

Logically speaking, we've already gotten the red buff, everyone's used their skills, I can't beat you but my teammates are already on their way, this should be the time for a peaceful parting.

But... the Emperor of Harper has begun.

Hey, I have an advantage in all three lanes anyway, so I don't need to help my teammates build an advantage. I'll just stick to you like this, keeping a certain distance, but as soon as you start farming, I'll be there within three seconds!

With his ward equipped and his teammates dominating the lane, Haro showed no concern for his safety.

All those words boil down to one tactic—[Bro, wanna buy some cheats?]

Settled: Chapter Thirteen: When I'm Your Dog

Holy crap, that's some serious fighting style!

[Oh no, isn't this the shopping style that Banhuang once taught Kage? How come Hahuang copied it too?]

With advantages in all three lanes, the jungler can simply drag the enemy jungler into a self-destruction scenario, and DFM will collapse on its own.

The skill gap between the players is still quite large.

[Masaka, is this the end?]

As a rare game where players could just coast along, Haro seemed to be having a lot of fun with his harassment tactics. After all, when it comes to gaming, who wants to carry if they can just coast along?

This round is a gamble, the next is a slack-off; the cycle of gamble and slack-off goes on and on endlessly—this is the life most people want.

but...

"Bro, can we go top lane?"

"You can, but what's wrong? You can't keep the pressure on the top lane?"

Ha Huang asked subconsciously, and then looked at the little head above the map in the lower right corner. This is not right. Tahm Kench's health is more than half, which is obviously very healthy. It can't be that the enemy top laner made him like this from full health, right?

Does this Japanese hot-blooded male protagonist have a power-up buff that comes with an overpowered cheat code?

"No... I mean, I want to jump over the tower on the other side."

"???"

Upon hearing Da Huang's words, the entire TES team was shocked. Even Roland, who was focused on farming minions, couldn't help but shift his screen to the top lane. Just as the top lane was about to push to the enemy tower, a Sett with similar health to Tahm Kench was blocking the minion wave and eyeing Tahm Kench menacingly. Upon seeing this, the TES team's vision went black.

Good grief, you're not trying to tower dive, you're clearly trying to get the jungler to help you clear the lane.

“I didn’t want to either. He was clearly afraid of me at first, but after we fought once, he wasn’t afraid anymore.”

There's no way around it. Although Tahm Kench is invincible in 1v1, his invincibility doesn't last until level 6. At least in the first three levels, he'll definitely kill Sett in a head-on fight. But it's okay. Although he can't take down Sett on his own, with Lee Sin as the jungler, it'll be fine.

As for whether the Blind Monk will come?

Da Huang expressed that he trusts Haro's trust in him, and that as for Lee Sin, he would definitely understand the potential of Lee Sin's Cthulhu in the top lane.

Which lane a jungler should help is essentially based on their potential.

If you encounter a skilled random player, you'll help them even if they're losing; if you encounter a bad random player, you won't go to them even if they have an early advantage. It's all about having good eyesight. Besides, Lee Sin looks like a Buddhist monk. With such a powerful attack, don't you think he'd be perfect to catch and add to the Eighteen Arhats?

If a blind monk appreciates Cthulhu that can't be played, it's like watching a loli doujinshi without watching Mao Yu, like watching a high school girl without watching Mignon, watching N-type R without watching Takeda Hiromitsu, watching FGO without watching YD, or watching Maid Slayer without watching Mickey Tama. It shows that this person's sexual appreciation and self-cultivation are insufficient. He cannot understand this kind of highbrow art. He can only see the superficial layers and cannot see the profound spiritual core. His entire level is stuck here, and he can only live a relatively unsuccessful life.

Harold certainly couldn't let Tahm Kench down, right? So Harold arrived.

He has returned.

He not only helped Da Huang clear this wave of minions, but he even wanted to help Da Huang clear the next wave of minions as well. Fortunately, he realized in time that Da Huang was his teammate and he was just a troll, so he was able to stop in time.

"I won't thank you enough. After this, you'll be my dad!"

Seeing that the minion wave had successfully entered, and that the Lee Sin hadn't stolen too many of his minions, Da Huang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Don't underestimate him now; things will be different once he reaches a higher level.

Under Roland's influence, Da Huang learned early on to utilize the power of the masses. Playing lane is actually very simple. For example, if you want to know how to play against a certain hero, you just need to go to the corresponding hero's forum and post a thread: "[How to lane against XX]". Immediately, the forum members will tell you their firsthand experience on how to play against this hero, and they will also analyze the strengths and weaknesses of both heroes and their power spikes. You just need to memorize them in reverse order.

clam?

You ask why Roland is so clear about this?

A bunch of traitors in the Dog Head forum use this method to trick the forum members every day. The strategy for defeating Dog Head has become so widespread that almost everyone has a copy. Isn't that how it came about?

When he has ten mana points... no, I mean when he's around level ten.

Then I'll show you the power of the King of Licks, who can lick you to the bone. For now... let's start with the cloth armor shoes!

DFM's rhythm has now entered a very awkward mode.

In lane, he couldn't beat anyone except top lane, but the top laner Talon said he couldn't kill him either, and he had been harassed by Lee Sin for too long, so he desperately needed to farm jungle camps to make up for his shortcomings. After all, whether an assassin goes mid or jungle, the most crucial thing is always their level. An assassin who can't unleash burst damage because of a level difference isn't an assassin.

Without the threat of a jungler, the happiest lane is undoubtedly the bottom lane.

JKL has gone completely crazy, and even the conversations in the bot lane are starting to become absurd.

"I'm ready to use my passive skill. You take a couple of hits, and I'll switch to my passive skill."

"My passive is ready again. Go and sacrifice some health, then I'll use my passive to heal you and secure the kill."

"By the way, when do the river fruits respawn again? I'm going to get one. Don't use your W to whittle down the enemy's health, I need it to refresh my passive."

"I was passive..."

For a full two minutes, all that echoed in Roland's ears was JKL's words about finding the enemy to farm passive. Roland was completely numb. This guy not only made him trade blows with the enemy while he stole passive from the side, but when he used his Q skill to heal himself, he would specifically target minions when they were low on health and press the button repeatedly, almost using 80% of his power.

However, this is indeed the case for support roles as well.

The idea of ​​a support minion stealing your AD carry can be understood as even the richest friend might steal your lighter—it's an unconscious action. Of course, similar things include company pens, classroom paper, and dormitory snacks...

"Stop being passive, why don't you go up and take the hit? I'm about to die!"

Just because he has an E skill that allows him to escape, this guy Bobo told him to go up and sell his health. Now his health has already reached the kill threshold of the enemy bot lane duo. Once he gets hit by the enemy's Fatal Flour, he'll really give the enemy his kill.

"It's okay, I can heal, you can continue."

???