The Infinite World of Weapon Girls

[152 A Doomed Foolish Date, A Crashed Tree Diagram]

"Hey, big sister, don't you think the dormitory supervisor's suggestion makes a lot of sense?"

"Ah...what suggestion?"

After taking a bath, Misaka Mikoto and Kuroko, dressed in bathrobes, sat on separate beds. To prevent Kuroko from taking advantage of the situation and having an affair, the clever Misaka had reserved a triple room beforehand.

Yes, it was a triple room with three beds, but Tina was hiding inside the refrigerator and wouldn't come out, which made me feel guilty.

...Indeed, for innocent Tina, to disregard her opinions and take a bath together naked, she and Kuroko are definitely perverts, aren't they?

Hey……

"It's all about finding a kind, gentle, and considerate boyfriend. When it comes to love, whether it's the shyness of holding hands, the anxiety of trying to figure out what your lover is thinking, or the natural progression of falling in love, it can make a young girl's heart flutter and her mind wander... Well, this should be the best way to learn about relationships! If it's an outstanding boy, you can click with him at first sight, isn't that a sure thing?"

Kuroko's explanation, based on Yan Ming's words, caused Misaka Mikoto's gaze to waver. She hesitated for a moment, put down her handheld computer, and turned to look at her, asking, "How can you be so sure that Tina... she likes boys?"

"Hey, does that mean your onee-sama's sexual orientation is female?" Kuroko said. "...Even if your onee-sama says she likes Kuroko, it's just friendship, right? You care so much about Tina, isn't it just because you want to help her learn about relationships?"

"Ah... um... of course!" Kuroko surprisingly cleared herself of the suspicion of being a yuri offender, and Misaka Mikoto couldn't help but nod repeatedly.

Kuroko smiled and said, "So, even if Tina is loyal to and loves her older sister, can you say it's not just because she's a robot? To awaken her emotions, she must break through the constraints of her robot setting with the power of true love!"

Kuroko had already decided to sell out her rival Tina first, and then proceeded to persuade her with reason.

"What you said makes so much sense... So what should we do?!" Misaka, caught off guard, asked hastily.

"Find a guy with maximum boyfriend potential and deliberately create dates for Tina...!"

Mikoto stroked her smooth chin, her gaze drifting upwards, and she couldn't help but recall Tina, who used her domain power to control over a hundred firearms to bombard the sky, and Tina, who piloted a Gundam and blasted Blackwing away with a single shot...

The beam of light from that cluster cannon, stretching for thousands of miles and tearing through the dark sky, remained unforgettable for a long time afterward. At that moment, a breaking news message popped up on her handheld computer, shocking the entire nation of Japan—

[Or a malicious missile attack by a hostile country? A famous tourist attraction in Kanagawa Prefecture, Mount XX, has fractured in the middle, resulting in an unprecedented massive landslide!]

Emma? Did Tina do this? She blasted Blackwing all the way from Tokyo to Kanagawa with a single shot?!

"Hehe...hehe..." Misaka Mikoto chuckled dryly twice and suggested, "Hey, Kuroko, how about finding a girlfriend with maximum girlfriend power? I don't think Tina is suitable to be a passive character."

"Isn't that just a cross-dresser?!" Kuroko quickly shook her head, vehemently denying it. "No way! Precisely because Tina isn't suited to a passive role, she needs a real man with maximum masculinity! A cross-dresser? Are we supposed to wait for Tina, 'with the intention of learning about relationships,' to take the initiative? There's absolutely no hope!!"

"Ah, that's true... Alright then."

Misaka Mikoto gave in.

She logged into the Academy City library using her handheld computer and personal access, and began searching for people who met her criteria. Naturally, all she saw were ordinary, unremarkable men. Among them, Touma, with his slightly unusual spiky hairstyle, was completely ignored by her.

Not only is he plain-looking, but he's also an LV-Zero. Although we've met once, Touma's abilities are a bit strange, but to say he's a match for Tina is like being hundreds of galaxies away.

Kuroko is also tirelessly searching for outstanding talents from all walks of life in Academy City.

But after a long while... or rather, not long at all, only five minutes, Misaka Mikoto stretched and gave up, sighing:

"With 230 million people in Academy City, it's probably impossible to find one who is worthy of Tina. This is just too difficult."

Kuroko spat, "Big sister, you can't just look for someone based on their overall ability level! The strongest in Academy City has already been knocked out. You won't find anything even if you search like this for a year."

"What's the use of having super boyfriend power if you can't control him at all..."

"Well, that's good enough. I think this guy is quite suitable!"

The two beds were very close together, and Kuroko easily jumped over with her laptop, taking the opportunity to squeeze into the same bed with Misaka.

"Here, this."

The interface didn't display student information from the library, but rather chat logs with that person.

[Misaka Mikoto's Hot Weapon: I've heard you've been frequenting university forums for years seeking a loli girlfriend. I do have a rare gem here, but I fear your small stature and lack of strength prevent you from conquering her.]

[Slicing Board Overlord: What a joke! Unless you can't move my heart, there's no one I can't win over... Well, I mean, if you give your heart and persevere.]

"Slicing Blade Master?" Mikoto was taken aback for a moment, turning her head to ask, "The seventh-ranked Level 5 esper, Slicing Blade Master with his 'Psycho-Powered Cannon'? ...Is he real?"

"Yeah, his forum account is verified with his real name, so it must be a real person... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!!!"

However, before Kuroko could finish speaking, he was engulfed by a high-voltage electric current. Mikoto glared at him fiercely and said, "Hey... Kuroko! Doesn't your username give you away something?"

She was angry but helpless. It wasn't that the hater was indifferent to everything, but rather that the events of today had deepened their relationship, allowing her to tolerate the superficial sexual harassment.

The gaze continued downwards.

[22:12:12] Misaka Mikoto's hot weapons: "Tokiwadai Uniform Tina.jpg", "Bathroom Tina's bare back.jpg", does this loli suit your taste?

……

...It was five minutes later when the other party finally responded.

[[22:17:12] Slicer Junba: ...Sorry, this loli has reached the level of "no car is better than having a car"! It's truly a rare sight in this world. Just now... um, ah, don't misunderstand, she just had a nosebleed.]

Perhaps that misty bathroom photo was too suggestive, especially for a passionate young man like Xiaoban Junba with nowhere to vent his pent-up emotions.

[22:17:18] Xiaoban Junba: I've decided to pursue her with everything I have! I won't marry anyone but her! My benefactor, please help me!

[Misaka Mikoto's firearm: ...Eh? My benefactor?]

[Slicing Board Overlord: Yes! From the first moment I saw this little girl, I knew she had to be my destined princess! Thank you so much!]

['Slicing Board Warrior' has transferred 100000 yen to you]

The wealth of Lv5 ability users is well-known in Academy City. Shogi Junba doesn't spend much money, but he has accumulated a considerable fortune over time, and he is happy to pay for his love at first sight.

[Shaving Board Military Tyrant: This is just a small token of my appreciation! And this is only for the photos. If you can arrange a meeting, I'll offer 20 with both hands! After it's done... 100 million!]

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho~~~~ I didn't expect even Tina-chan's photos to be so lucrative. If I keep taking a few photos of her every day, wouldn't I be rich!?"

Despite being given a heavy tap on the head by Misaka Mikoto, Kuroko cheerfully accepted the transfer and typed back:

[Misaka Mikoto's weapon of choice: You know the floating restaurant in the 21st school district, right? Tomorrow at 2:30 PM, you'll see your sweetheart. Well, don't break your promise, Military Bully!]

[Slicing Board Military Overlord: Unless the Earth is destroyed! I will never break my promise! ...Oh, right, what's this girl's...name?]

[Misaka Mikoto's weapon: "Moshi Moshi.jpg"]

['Slicing Board Warrior' has transferred 50000 yen to you]

[Misaka Mikoto's weapon of choice: Tina. Also, I admire and have high hopes for you, but here's a piece of advice: don't even think about using force on her.]

After colluding with the blade to do some preparatory work, Hei Zi finally closed the computer with satisfaction.

Misaka Mikoto stared in disbelief for a moment, then muttered doubtfully, "Is this guy really reliable? He seems like a clueless greenhorn with absolutely no experience in dating."

"True love can create miracles! Just like how much I love my older sister."

"It's purely because you accepted bribes!"

"Big sister, don't speak, just kiss me..."

"Go kiss the lightning! Hentai!"

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The next day.

As soon as the refrigerator door was opened, Tina fell into the water and was submerged, completely bewildered.

It turns out the refrigerator was still in the bathtub, and Kuroko, who came out of the bathroom later, hadn't drained the water.

Tina wasn't angry about it, even though the basin of slightly murky cold water was filled with the lingering fragrance from their bath last night.

After putting away the refrigerator and rinsing herself with cold water, she took out a spare Red Wolf combat suit from the imaginary space, put it on, and then walked out of the bathroom.

The sun was shining brightly this morning.

It was already past 11 a.m.

Morning light streamed through the crack in the window, illuminating half of Misaka Mikoto's face. Her sleepy eyes blinked reluctantly in the bright light.

Suddenly, the dappled sunlight disappeared as it was blocked by Tina's small figure, and Misaka's eyelids closed in relief.

And so, the young girl Tina quietly watched Misaka Mikoto, whose breathing was even and steady.

And Shirai Kuroko-sama, who was sleeping soundly with drool dripping from her mouth, lying across Misaka's belly in a very ungraceful posture.

My older sister was indeed exhausted, her physical strength and abilities were completely depleted. Before going to sleep, she was still racking her brains about Tina's feelings, so it's not surprising that she could sleep for eighteen hours straight.

Also, Kuroko-sama has had a tough time too.

They are all very good people...very good friends...

These are friends she is willing to risk everything to protect, Tina believed in her heart.

As for being mortified by being seen naked in the bathroom, even an owl would react the same way, though perhaps not as intensely, and maybe even with a touch of shyness...

Why did I think of the owl? Because even though my memories of her are sealed away, the name still feels incredibly warm and familiar.

Based on progressive inference, the AI ​​concludes that when Tina feels no shame in front of someone, it means... that person is the one she longs for from the deepest part of her soul? In short, it is her beloved.

Do you feel absolutely no shame in front of someone?

Could there be someone like Tina?

She seems to exist, yet she doesn't...? Who is she? Where is she?

It was something so important, why can't I remember it at all?!

I searched through all the memory storage areas but couldn't find any information about "her," yet I still remembered that "she" had really existed.

Who exactly is "she"?

Even the most intelligent brain would struggle to figure this out. If she continued to obsess over it, the system would definitely crash... So Tina temporarily gave up thinking about it.

So I waited quietly...

It wasn't until 1 p.m. that Hei Zi finally woke up.

She glanced at the clock subconsciously, and thankfully, she hadn't missed the time. So she hurriedly urged Misaka Mikoto, who was lying on the bed, to get up.

After the two lazy pigs got up from their flirting, they suddenly realized that Tina, who was expressionless, was silently eating the dog food they were sprinkling on.

cough cough...

Mikoto quickly tried to ease the awkwardness, saying, "So Tina-chan is already awake? Hmm?... Did Tina-chan take a shower this morning? She smells so good."