The Infinite World of Weapon Girls

So before leaving, Tina hesitated whether or not to say goodbye to Xia Shi.

On second thought, if it weren't for Tina, it seemed that she and Xia Shi had no connection at all. She decided to just let it go and leave quickly to avoid any further complications.

Just as Tina secretly walked to the door, preparing to leave, Xia Shi's voice came from behind:

"Tina, Tina! Come here right now!"

Before she could hesitate, Xia Shi had already run over quickly, grabbed Tina's hand, and headed towards the food area.

On the long glass table, there are crystal-clear sundae cups, a soft-serve ice cream machine, Maxwell House ice cream, aspartame, ice cubes, and everything else needed to make a sundae.

Xia Shi was wearing a wet apron stained with milk, and there were shards of broken glass on the floor that he had carefully swept up... Just imagining the process made it seem incredibly arduous.

Despite this, Natsume Chizuki wore a charming smile as she carefully presented Tina with a snow-white sundae topped with both hands.

"Tina, please taste and give your evaluation. This is Xia Shi's confident creation, a testament to his learning."

Tina accepted the sundae with a moved expression: "Hmm... I don't understand why Xia Shi is so obsessed with making sundaes?"

"Because I promised someone I would cook for her forever."

"Someone..." Tina blinked, chuckled, and asked, "Is it Tina?"

A blush crept over her, and she lowered her head slightly. Xia Shilu was silent for a moment, then quickly said, "Anyway, to avoid having too narrow a standard for judging deliciousness, please, Tina, try it first. If it's good..."

Xia Shi raised his bright eyes: "Then I'll make a super-sized heart-shaped sundae based on this flavor as a birthday surprise for Tina...!"

“Hmm.” Tina’s voice suddenly stopped. “—Hey! You just said, birthday…surprise?!”

“May 28th is Tina’s birthday.” Xia Shi smiled.

"Preparing for the birthday festival, huh... In that case, this flavor suggestion is even more important." Tina took the soup spoon that Xia Shi handed her and eagerly scooped up a spoonful and put it in her mouth.

If the sweltering summer weather had already made Tina crave a sundae, then Xia Shi's subsequent reasons completely extinguished her guard.

"Tina-chan, tell me quickly, how does it taste?"

Xia Shi gazed at Tina, his eyes narrowing slightly as if a smile were playing on them.

"Unexpectedly great! Xia Shi is a genius at making sundaes."

After saying that, Tina quickly scooped up several spoonfuls of cream mixed with crushed ice and fruit pieces and stuffed them into her mouth. The cool, fragrant, and wonderfully sweet and sour taste seemed to make every taste bud dance.

The flavor was so exquisite that even the last sip of the milk custard was savored; with each bite, her pink little tongue would lick her lips incessantly, making for an adorable and endearing eating experience.

In less than half a minute, Tina had devoured more than half of a sundae.

Suddenly, Tina's gaze froze, the light in her eyes quickly becoming hazy, and her words faltering:

"The Maxwell House coffee in the snow-top sundae... isn't it supposed to be a stimulant...? But why am I getting more and more sleepy...?"

Xia Shike is an angel, an angel who would only show a faint smile even if his wicked scheme succeeded: "Of course it's because... the sundae is poisonous."

Xia Shi placed his index finger on Tina's brow. The little girl gently closed her eyes. Owls are naturally sleepy during the day, and under the influence of the powerful hypnotic agents in her body, her consciousness quickly drifted off to sleep, and her body fell straight backward.

in fact……

Making a sundae is very simple, at least for a dolphin with an IQ of 210. Xia Shi made it look like he had worked hard to achieve it, just to move Tina and make her feel silly and pitiful.

Furthermore...

Saying it was Tina's birthday was just a tactic Xia Shi used to lower Tina's guard; in truth, he hadn't even asked Tina about her birthday.

At last……

It's not over just because Tina is unconscious; this is only the beginning! (Justice-seeking laugh)

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————【Happy Birthday Tina~~~! Even though I'm such a lazy bum, I still skipped it, how awful QAQ】

[Thanks to: Nagato Yuki, Water Angel Saki, and Yuzuriha Inori for their incredible donations and countless criticisms! Congratulations to Yuzuriha Inori for becoming our second moe queen!]

[Explanation (You Have to Hear It): My father was on a business trip and suddenly visited Suzhou and Hangzhou, so I had to go and accompany him. I didn't get back until after 7 pm and I'm writing this now, which is why there's only one update for Tina's birthday. I'm very sorry.]

[Even if my mother comes to visit tomorrow, I swear I won't stand her up!]

[I'll start making up for missed chapters tomorrow, 16,000 words in two days, I mean it]

【Ta82 Conquers the Strongest Weapon (High-Energy Content, Two Chapters Combined)】

Once Xia Shi's extraordinary intelligence is exposed, Xiao Tina will definitely take strict precautions, and such an opportunity will probably never come again.

Therefore, they decided to go all out and devise a bold idea that could solve the problem once and for all in the Xia Dynasty.

Snow-topped sundaes are truly sugar-coated bullets; beneath their sweet and rich flavor lie several potent sleeping pills and hypnotics. Not to mention, if a certain owl ate a large amount, it would probably be difficult for it to wake up until tomorrow.

Since it could induce hypnosis, Xia Shi naturally prepared a wake-up agent to help him wake up earlier.

First, Xia Shi put Tina into the bathroom's oversized bathtub, carefully filling it with warm water so that Tina's neck and below were submerged.

The bathtub in the Holy Emperor's house even has a temperature control function. Xia Shi set it to a constant 40 degrees Celsius, so that the water temperature can be maintained even after 12 hours.

Since she was wearing pajamas anyway, Xia Shi didn't undress her completely first. She figured she'd undress herself when she was in heat, right?

Then, he pulled out a bag of computer parts from behind him... and inside the compartment were several packets of indescribable white powder.

Tear open the packaging and pour all the unnamed, eerie powder into the bathtub.

Thinking that this wasn't enough, he poured in the remaining packets as well. Then he ran to his room and took out two large bags of computer parts. He went to the bathtub and poured all the strange powders that "dissolve in water and are stronger when soaked than when used internally" into the bathtub.

Tina never imagined that the huge bag of computer parts Xia Shi bought last night... would actually be that kind of thing?!

"Use the three doses as one dose; that should be foolproof."

After administering the drug, she threw all the packaging bags into the trash can. Then, her gaze shifted to Tina, who was sleeping peacefully in the bathtub. She muttered to herself with lingering fear, "The effects of the triple dose of the drug are accumulating in her body. When Tina wakes up, it will be the moment it completely explodes... Hmm, the Holy Emperor will definitely be ruined...?"

The work is not over yet.

Xia Shi took the cell phone he had found on Tina and went to the laptop in the study.

Remove the mini recorder from the phone case, connect it to the computer via Bluetooth, and the recorded call will be clearly transmitted from the computer.

...Tokyo International Hotel, 5 PM? The meeting probably won't end until 7 or 8 PM? Looks like I'll have to wait a while.

Xia Shi extracted a portion of Tina's voice and expanded it, then used his computer to create a program that could simulate her voice.

"Tina is in my hands~" Xia Shi said to the computer with deep emotion.

"Tina is in my hands~"

The computer spoke in a soft, sweet voice that was very similar to Tina's. Upon seeing this, Xia Shi smiled faintly and gently closed the computer with her snow-white hand.

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The Holy Emperor was sitting in a luxury car, her gaze absentmindedly fixed on the scenery rushing past the window.

He thought to himself that he was probably as indecisive and kind-hearted as Tina had said. Otherwise, knowing that there was someone in the Holy House who wanted to assassinate him, he could have secretly asked someone to kill Tina.

Because of the so-called agreement, Tina swore never to harm the Holy Emperor within the Holy Residence, so he let her go free... If he catches Tina who wanted to assassinate him after leaving the Holy Residence, it wouldn't be too late to punish her then, right?

Not only Tina, but Rentaro also said the same thing.

Rentaro bluntly stated that the "sacred emperor" who "intends to reclaim this land from Gastrea and connect all regions of Japan to achieve world peace" is an idealist who is prone to dying young.

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The interior of the luxury sedan is spacious, with an elegantly placed cross table between the two rows of seats facing each other.

Opposite the Holy Emperor sat Rentaro Satomi, who had just taken up the post of 'bodyguard' today.

"Mr. Satomi, have you met President Saito?"

With the afternoon meeting with Qi Wuzong Xuan fast approaching, the Holy Emperor was somewhat uneasy. He glanced back from the window and asked.

"Yes," Rentaro replied, "because when I was adopted by the Tendo family, that old geezer took me around everywhere and I attended many banquets."

"What kind of person is President Qi Wu in your opinion?"

“A dictator…!” Rentaro said coldly.

"Are you kidding me?" The Holy Emperor seemed surprised by this assessment.

“I’m serious.” Rentaro paused, then said, “The Gastrea catastrophe has divided Japan into five regions: Sapporo, Sendai, Osaka, Hakata, and Tokyo. Apart from Your Majesty, their leaders are all ruthless and extremely dangerous individuals, with Qi Wu being the most terrifying.”

The noblewoman remained silent for a moment.

"Mr. Satomi, can you determine Tina's true strength?"

"She's far better than me... and so is her facilitator J, although I don't think the two of them are a pair of police officers."

“She is indeed not the cursed child,” the Holy Emperor said leisurely. “I checked, and IISO’s records for Tina and J only show two names, as if they were forcibly stuffed into a database, which is very suspicious—although they are not bad people.”

Rentaro: "I knew it..."

The Holy Emperor sighed, wanting to say something more, but his gaze, glancing out the window, suddenly froze, and he said urgently, "—Stop the car!"

With a screech, the driver skillfully glided out of the sea of ​​cars and pulled over to the side of the road.

"Hmm...?" Startled, Rentaro quickly turned his head and looked in the direction of the Holy Emperor's gaze.

It turned out that Tina, who was extremely exhausted, was targeted by a group of lecherous scoundrels on her way back to the Holy Residence. They grinned lewdly and looked like they wanted to take advantage of her.

The Holy Emperor happened to be passing by and unexpectedly saved the lives of these wicked people.

Without the Emperor's explicit instruction, Rentaro had already stepped off the car, onto the wide sidewalk, and walked through the crowd.

"Hey! You lot—!!" He shouted provocatively as he approached.

Among the six scoundrels, a burly man turned around, grinned maliciously, and drew his pistol, aiming it at Rentaro's head.

"I'm telling you, rescuing a damsel in distress isn't something a high school student like you can do..."

"Tendo-style combat technique, type one, fifth move—Tiger's Roar!" The stance was extraordinary, and the jab came fiercely.