Wuyue, of course, would not admit that her mind had become dirty. Just as she was about to say hello, a notification sound suddenly rang out.

Make your choice, dear host.

First, I'm not his junior brother, I'm his best buddy!

Second, he's not my junior brother; he's my rival in love!

Thirdly, he's not my junior brother, he's my little sun!

Damn it! You son of a bitch!

At this moment, Wuyue felt like killing someone. He immediately rejected the first and third options without the slightest hesitation. Under no circumstances could he show any interest in a man; that was his bottom line!

As for the second point... will I get killed if I say it? I already have enough girls, why force me to develop more? Besides, he's genuinely not interested in girls who are already taken! Why force someone like me?!

While inwardly complaining, Wuyue outwardly yielded, "Um, I'm not Senior Minato's junior brother. I... I'm his rival in love..."

Love, or a love rival?!

Kushina's eyes widened, a very strange expression on her face. "Muzuki-kun. Do you know... what a rival in love means? Do you know... who I am?"

"I know," Wuyue forced out the words. This damn system, why hasn't it indicated completion yet? Does it really require the other party to believe me? This is just too much!

"you know?"

"Yes, you must be Miss Kushina... the girl Minato-senpai liked... red hair, very pretty."

"Is it pretty?"

Kushina was taken aback at first, then smiled and said, "You're the second boy to compliment my hair. You're so young and already have such a sweet tongue, it's amazing. If you had been born a few years earlier, I might have actually fallen for you."

"Is that so?" Wuyue chuckled dryly. This must be a more subtle version of a "friend zone" card.

Perhaps you'd be tempted? That's impossible! [Born a few years earlier... I guarantee I could snatch it away!] This isn't arrogance, it's confidence! As a time traveler, Wu Yue has this kind of confidence!

But at this point, it wouldn't be right to try and NTR someone after they've established a romantic relationship. Yeah, that's not something an upright person should do!

Just as Mugetsu was thinking this, she heard Kushina say again, "However, you're still a bit too young. Besides, I already have someone I like. I'm so sorry."

Seeing the other person's happy face, Wuyue felt like she had been fed a mouthful of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).

No way, I'm not single, why should I eat your dog food?! I have girls too, a whole bunch of them! Humph, I'm not envious at all!

"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You will be rewarded with twenty days of cultivation and two years of dragon growth cycle."

Hearing the system's notification, Wu Yue's lips twitched again. Damn it, they just wanted to see me accept the "friend zone" card on purpose, right? That's so vicious!

"Mugetsu-kun, Mugetsu-kun?"

While inwardly complaining, Mugetsu only then heard Kushina calling her name and looked up. "What's wrong, Miss?"

"Your expression was so strange just now," Kushina blinked and said, "Were you sad?"

I'm not sad at all!

Wuyue thought to herself, feeling she needed to explain. "Um, Miss Kushina... you can pretend you didn't hear what I just said. Minato-senpai and I are fellow disciples, not rivals in love."

"Hmm, so that means... all those sweet words you just said were lies to me?" Kushina's eyes flashed with a dangerous light.

"No, it's not."

Wuyue suddenly felt a headache coming on. She felt like she was a prime example of someone who had brought this upon herself. At the same time, she also confirmed that no matter what type of woman, they were all very stingy when it came to their own charm. "Although I do think that young lady's hair is very pretty and she is very beautiful, it's a bit inappropriate to describe her as Suigan-senpai's rival."

"If that's the case, then what's wrong with it?" Kushina's expression finally softened a bit. But she still pressed on, "Do you think I'm not enough to make you go all in, or do you lack confidence in yourself?"

Wow!

Wuyue was practically in tears. This woman... was she really this difficult to deal with? You already have 150 male admirers, and you're still flirting with cute young boys and stealing his girlfriend? What kind of thinking is that!

Seeing the other person's conflicted expression, as if they were about to cry, Kushina finally couldn't help but chuckle and said, "Haha, what an interesting child. Well, I have a suggestion..."

"Can I not listen?" Wuyue asked in a conciliatory tone.

Kushina completely disregarded his opinion and said to herself, "I've wanted a younger brother for a long time. From now on, you'll be my younger brother."

Make your choice, dear host.

Okay, but you have to let me touch your breasts first.

Second, I refuse. As your younger brother, I can't touch your panties.

Third, use a powerful unsealing technique to release the nine tails inside her body.

You fucking bastard!

Wuyue cursed inwardly, offering no explanation! Of course, cursing aside, life still had to go on. She could only say in an extremely soft voice, "Okay, fine. But... you have to let me touch your breasts first."

"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. You are hereby rewarded with a French maid outfit."

115 The boasts we made together back then

(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)

"Wow, that red-haired girl is so pretty."

"Which one, which one? Uh, is it her?"

"You know him? Can you introduce me?"

"Are you fucking trying to die? That lady's name is Uzumaki Kushina!"

"Hiss, it's her!"

"Moreover, the child beside her is named Yuhi Mugetsu."

"Wood, the Leaf Village Dragon?"

"Also, her boyfriend is Minato Namikaze."

"Can you just pretend what I said was nonsense?"

As they walked down the street, Mugetsu and Kushina could hear the chatter of passersby, but they paid it no mind.

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki of this era didn't suffer as much as Naruto in later peaceful times. As a nuclear weapon of war, although her personal freedom was somewhat restricted, Kushina still enjoyed considerable popularity and prestige in Konoha. The title "Red Hot Chili Pepper" wasn't just a self-proclaimed one.

"Sigh, if you won't let me touch you, then you won't... Why did you have to hit me?"

Covering her head, Wuyue complained softly, "I think using violence is wrong." And besides, why the hell is the reward just a maid outfit? What good is that to me?!

"Are you complaining about your sister's bad temper?" Kushina turned her face away and asked indifferently.

Looking into those cold, oppressive eyes, Wu Yue was certain. If he dared to nod or give a definite answer, a furious attack would surely follow!

Faced with power and injustice, Wuyue was decisive, shaking her head almost without hesitation, and said, "No, that's not true. Miss is the cutest! Gentle and virtuous, as beautiful as an angel!" She spoke these words firmly, her expression serious and earnest.

*Pfft*

Kushina couldn't hold back and burst out laughing again. She raised her index finger and tapped Mugetsu's forehead. "You, you're really good at charming girls. Tell me, why are you so skilled at it?"

"Skilled or not? Absolutely not." Wuyue clearly wouldn't admit to such a thing...

"Hmph, I don't believe you, huh?" Kushina squinted and said, "Your mouth must have fooled quite a few girls, right?"

No! How can something that's mutually in love be called a lie!

Wu Yue opened his mouth, about to deny it outright, when a figure that seemed somewhat familiar to him walked towards him.

With his muscular build, stubble, and flamboyant dark blue headscarf, he was none other than the kind uncle he met on the Sand Village battlefield—Yuuma Uzuki.

The other person wasn't alone; they were holding the hand of a six- or seven-year-old purple-haired little girl in her right hand. She was wearing a beige dress, and her delicate, rosy face made her look incredibly cute.

Of course, Mugetsu isn't some perverted lolicon! He just has a certain longing for what this little loli will look like when she grows up. Uzuki Yugao is one of the few girls he likes in the original manga. Although it's a bit tragic that her boyfriend died.

The thought only flashed through his mind for a moment before Uzuki Yuma across from him spoke, clearly excited to see Muzuki. "It's been a long time, Muzuki-kun."

"Yes, it's been a long time. Uncle Yuma." Wuyue was also a little nostalgic. This former comrade-in-arms had made him feel a warmth of humanity that was rarely experienced in this ninja world. Even if it wasn't necessary, the other party's enthusiasm and passion still left a deep impression on Wuyue.

"And this is..." Yuuma Uzuki then noticed the person next to Muzuki and exclaimed in surprise, "Lady Kushina?"

"Don't use honorifics, Yuma-nii." Kushina waved her hand and said casually, "Fanzi-nee and I are best friends. Hehe, we meet again, Yugao."

“Aunt Kushina,” said Uzuki Yugao politely.

"You have to call me 'older sister'." Kushina subtly exerted pressure.

Uzuki Yugao froze for a moment, then weakly corrected herself, "Kushina-neechan..."

"Hmm, that's a good girl." Kushina reached out and ruffled her little head, making the girl's originally pretty hairstyle a mess.

“How pitiful, your daughter,” Wuyue said with her eyes.

“I’m used to it.” Yuma Uzuki looked very weary.

His wife, whom Kushina referred to as "Hoko-nee," had a very close relationship with Kushina. They often visited each other and discussed cooking. Over time, this led to the emergence of two rising stars in the world of culinary disasters. How wonderful!

It took quite a while for the little girl to break free from Kushina's clutches. She looked at Muzuki with curious eyes and asked, "Daddy, is this the Muzuki-onii you always talk about?"

“Yeah, right.” Yuma Uzuki said with a smile. “How about it, pretty cool, huh?”

"Yeah, he's way cooler than Hayate." The little girl tilted her head and said something that made Uzuki Yuma freeze. "But, is he really that strong? He had to be rescued from the Sand Village's siege by you, Dad. If it weren't for you, he probably would have died already, right?"

awkward.

That's so awkward!

Uzuki Yuma regretted his momentary lapse in judgment, having boasted too much and let his daughter overhear.

Kushina covered her mouth and chuckled, clearly well aware of this old man's penchant for boasting.

Wu Yue's lips twitched, unsure of what to say. Just then, a system notification suddenly sounded in Wu Yue's mind, rescuing her from the awkward situation.

116 The Pervert Who Proposed to a Loli

(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)

Make your choice, dear host.

First, propose to the little girl in public.

Second, the lips of the little loli.

Third, Shina Yuuka's breasts and breasts.

Fourth, two together.

Haha, this really got me out of a tight spot!

Wu Yue's expression instantly crumbled. Any one of those four options was something only a truly monstrous being could do! Yes, a truly monstrous being!

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