Proposing to a loli, the lips of a loli, the breasts of a sister, the lips and breasts of a sister and a loli... Is this even humanly made? It's worse than an animal!
Swallowing hard, Wuyue gave what she thought was a very kind smile and squatted down. "Xiyan-chan."
"Mutsuki Onii?" Uzuki Yugao tilted her head, revealing a slightly confused expression.
So cute and adorable. No wonder she's destined to be a great beauty; even in her loli form, she's like a delicate porcelain doll, making you want to hold her in your arms and cherish her.
However, Wuyue had no time to appreciate the face that drove lolicon mad. He just wanted to complete the choice as quickly as possible, and with a pained expression, he said in a strained tone, "Please, please... marry me!"
puff!
Kushina sprayed, and so did Yuma Uzuki. The two stared blankly at Muzuki, their faces showing disbelief.
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection and receiving the reward: Whip of Assault. All cultivation levels increased by twenty days, and the dragon race's growth cycle increased by two years."
What the heck is "Strong Attack Whip"? It sounds really malicious.
Wu Yue was slightly taken aback. Strange things like whips, masks, boots, and candles suddenly flashed into her mind, and she quickly shook her head.
At that moment, the little girl opposite him spoke up in a clear, crisp voice. "Um, Mugetsu-onii. Can I... can I say yes a little later? I want to become a ninja first and experience the life of a ninja. If I marry you so soon, I'll have to stay home every day taking care of the kids, doing laundry, cooking..."
"Wait, wait a minute."
Wu Yue quickly stopped the other person's nonsense, forcing an awkward smile and saying, "I was just joking. It's getting late, little girl, you should go home with your father."
"Go home?" The little girl slapped her forehead and tugged at her father's clothes, saying, "That's right, we need to go back and tell Mom. She's going to be a grandma soon."
Uh.
Wuyue stood frozen in place, momentarily speechless. Were all girls in the ninja world so precocious?
"Congratulations, my dear brother." Only after the two figures had completely disappeared did Kushina say with a smile, "To propose on our first meeting is truly remarkable."
"Ahhh, everyone said it was a joke!" Wuyue covered her cheeks, crying out in her heart, "Stop talking, stop talking!"
"Heh heh? You were just proposing to that girl a moment ago, and now you're all shy?" Kushina raised an eyebrow and said, "You really change your tune quickly."
"Miss, please be merciful for my birthday today," Wuyue pleaded, clasping her hands together.
"Hmm, is it your birthday today?" Kushina narrowed her eyes, seemingly a little suspicious.
"Yes, yes." Wuyue nodded quickly.
He wasn't lying; today really was his birthday. Although he was using his birthdate from his previous life, it was still a physical transmigration, so even if he was younger, it didn't matter.
Kushina grabbed his arm and said, "Then what are you standing there for? Let's go."
"Uh, where to?" Wuyue was stunned, somewhat confused.
"Let's buy a cake, at your place!" Kushina didn't waste any words and dragged him deeper into the street.
……
……
On the other side of Konoha, Yui and Saori walked slowly side by side, attracting countless strange glances.
"Those are girls from the Hyuga and Uchiha clans?"
"Of course, who else besides those two families would have that kind of insight?"
"But isn't this outfit a bit strange? Is it some kind of exotic style from some country?"
"Hmph, you don't understand... This is called Gothic Lolita fashion, one is dark and the other is light... It's really awesome!"
"I know, I know! Ahhhh, I really want white stockings!"
"You know nothing! Black stockings are a man's romance!"
"By the way, what are those things around their necks? Bells?"
"Okay, that seems to be it. Why do I feel like I've awakened something strange!"
Hearing the chatter around her, Yui, dressed in a dark-themed lolita outfit, remained completely unmoved, her expression indifferent. Saori, on the other hand, dressed in a light-themed outfit, looked awkward and uncomfortable, feeling goosebumps all over. "What disgusting looks! Damn it! Why do we have to dress like this to please that reptile?!"
“If you don’t like it, you can go home and change it,” Yui said calmly. “Or, you don’t have to go to Muzuki-kun’s place; I can do it by myself.”
"Say, what nonsense are you talking about!" Saori immediately became anxious. "At this point, how can we back down!"
As they talked, the two arrived at a guesthouse. They knocked on the door.
Squeak.
As the door opened, two figures, one tall and one short, appeared before the two women. It was Miyu and Anko!
The mother and daughter were both dressed in blue European-style long dresses. Their jet-black hair was styled in an updo, making them look like a pair of princess sisters.
However, like Yui and the other two girls, they also wore golden bells around their necks. The four of them standing together looked like four cats of different shapes.
"It seems everyone is ready to offer everything to Mutsuki-kun tonight." At this moment, Miyu was like a queen leading an army into battle, surveying her surroundings and saying, "Then, let's set off!"
117 If you're a man, go ahead and peek!
(Gentlemen's Exchange Kingdom: **)
Night gradually fell.
Wuyue sat nervously on her sofa, looking towards the kitchen, and asked, "Miss, do you really know how to cook?" Because her adoptive parents were away attending some kind of gathering, the responsibility of cooking fell on Kushina's shoulders.
"Huh? You don't believe in my skills?" Kushina rushed out carrying a frying pan. "Let me tell you, I aspire to become a culinary master!"
"A culinary master?" Wu Yue's lips twitched, and she whispered, "Isn't your dream to become Hokage, Miss?"
"Huh? Who told you the Hokage can't be a culinary master?" Kushina struck a very cool pose with a frying pan in hand. "I'll be the first to do so!"
"Is that so?" Wu Yue was speechless. "Master, the sauce in your pot has all spilled out."
Eh?
Kushina then remembered that there was still sauce and ingredients in the pan, and drops of black, sticky stuff slowly dripped down her wrist. "No, it's okay, it's just a small mistake! Yes, a small mistake!" As she spoke, her hand suddenly slipped, and with a thud, the frying pan fell to the ground, splashing the ingredients inside and covering her in them.
Uh.
Wuyue covered her face, at a loss for words. She didn't dare look at the other person's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, lest she create unnecessary embarrassment.
Kushina didn't say much. She picked up the dark, sauce-covered ingredients one by one from the ground, went back to the kitchen, put down the pot, and then asked, "Where's the bathroom in your house?"
Wu Yue suppressed a laugh and pointed upstairs. "Second floor, turn left, first room."
Tapping.
The sound of Kushina striding up the stairs rang out, and only then did Muzuki release her hand from her mouth, frantically pounding the sofa cushion beside her. Damn, that's hilarious! This girl is a real oddball!
Make your choice, dear host.
First, act like a man and peep into the bathroom!
Second, while Kushina was changing clothes, he secretly touched her butt.
Third, have a fun time with Kushina right there in the bathroom.
your sister!
Wu Yue's smile vanished; like a Sichuan opera face-changing act, her entire face fell. "Damn system, can you stop this? Why do you force me to do such immoral things?"
Ugh.
With a deep sigh, Wuyue sat up from the sofa and, like an assassin in the night, hunched over as she walked upstairs. Compared to the second and third options, this time she would definitely choose the first. She just didn't understand the connection between peeping and being a man; would an upright man do such a thing?
Muttering to herself, Wuyue quietly approached the bathroom door. She gently pushed it, but the door wouldn't budge. "Very well," she thought, "it seems this young lady is quite wary."
Wuyue nodded and decided to implement Plan B.
She moved lightly around to Kurenai's room, which was separated from the bathroom by only a thin soundproof wall. Mugetsu moved a stool to the bookshelf against the right wall, stood on it with practiced ease, pulled out the third-to-last book from the shelf, and opened a hidden compartment on the back of the book.
This was something he had meticulously planned long ago to complete his mission of spying on his sister. The angle and lighting were flawless; the other party couldn't possibly notice.
Sure enough, the moment Wuyue opened the hidden compartment, a white, luminous body appeared before him. From top to bottom, it was completely visible.
Wow, this girl has such a great figure! Is it because she's dressed so conservatively that we can't tell? Is that the Nine-Tails' seal? It doesn't detract from the overall beauty; instead, it adds a touch of alluring charm! Uh, is that a red birthmark? How could it be in such a strange place!
"Congratulations, host, for completing the selection. Reward: Magnet Release Chakra attribute, 50 days of various cultivation levels, and the Dragon Clan's five-year growth cycle."
· ……
Admiring Kushina's perfect figure, Mugetsu momentarily forgot his original purpose. He was startled when a notification sounded in his mind.
Holy crap! What was I thinking?! She's a married woman, that's so incredibly immoral!
Wu Yue wanted to slap himself twice. He quickly closed the hidden compartment, tidied the bookshelf, jumped off the chair, and quietly returned to the living room. However, the scene from before was deeply imprinted in his mind, and he probably would never forget it for the rest of his life.
Bang bang bang.
Just as Wuyue was lost in thought, a slow, steady knocking sounded on the door.
Who could it be at this hour...? Could it be Father and Mother returning? Probably not, they always stay up late every time we go to the fair.
With a sense of doubt, Wuyue stepped forward and opened the door. A warm, soft embrace immediately enveloped her. "Happy birthday, my lord!"
"Mi-Miyu-nee?" Muyue's eyes widened.
But that wasn't the end. Next... Yui, Saori, and Ako each gave him a hug, leaving him a little dizzy and his eyes filled with astonishment. "What the heck are you all dressed like?!"
"This is... a gift!" Miyu blinked and smiled, "We made ourselves as a gift for you! Surprised?"
There was shock, but absolutely no joy! What kind of shameful play is this? Why is everyone dressed in identical European-style clothing? It's completely out of place with this world! Who came up with the idea for that cat bell?!
Muzuki really wanted to yell and complain, but just then... Kushina, wearing only a bath towel, came trotting down the stairs. "Muzuki. My clothes got dirty too, you have some clothes I can wear..." She stopped abruptly.
118 An Unforgettable Birthday Party
silence.
An eerie silence filled the room.
Kushina stared in astonishment at the group of strangely dressed girls in front of her, while Miyu and the others looked at Kushina with scrutinizing, suspicious, and indifferent eyes before turning their gaze to Mugetsu.
The worst thing is when the air suddenly goes quiet!
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Wuyue's forehead.
This situation gave him the illusion that he was having an affair at home, only to be caught in the act by his wife. The sharp, piercing gazes of the women made him break out in a cold sweat, and he could only force himself to remain calm as he said, "In the second room upstairs from the door, the third shelf of the wardrobe contains my mother's clothes. Miss, you can take them and wear them for now."
"Oh." Kushina nodded. Although she was puzzled about the identities of these pretty girls, she decided to get dressed first.
"Who is she?" Miyu asked first, glancing at the departing figure.
Make your choice, dear host.
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