I was approached by a cat-eared girl.

This isn't just going too far, this is absolutely outrageous!

Chapter 212 I think I've lost my memory...

In the living room, the hairdryer was buzzing. Bai Xiaoqi sat on the sofa, letting Chen Shuo dry her hair, while she held a wine glass in her hand and took a sip from time to time.

Chen Shuo felt that she might be drunk, because she had already revealed her true form. Although she usually appeared as a catgirl at home, she only showed her cat ears and long, snow-white hair, and never let her cat tail out.

Now, the cat's tail had already emerged from the waistband, swaying back and forth. After swaying for a while, it used the tip of its tail to lift the hem of its pajamas and then slipped inside to lightly brush against its belly.

The fluffy cat tail tickled Chen Shuo, and he couldn't help but hunch over. "Can you please stop running your tail around?"

"Hehe, a tail, you have a tail too."

"?"

Chen Shuo was now certain that she was truly drunk, already in the stage of giggling and talking nonsense. He touched her hair, which was about 80% dry, so he threw the hairdryer aside, reached out and pinched her chin, turning her face towards him.

Her slightly narrowed eyes were glazed over, and a silly smile graced her rosy cheeks; she was clearly quite drunk.

"Don't drink anymore, I'll drink the rest for you." Chen Shuo snatched the wine glass from her hand, picked up the remaining half glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp. Just as he was about to put the glass aside, he suddenly gasped.

"Hehe, I've got your tail."

"let go!"

"I do not."

Chen Shuo endured the pain, grabbed her small hand and pulled it aside, then quickly took a few steps back to maintain a safe distance from her, preventing her from launching another surprise attack.

Seeing this, Bai Xiaoqi immediately pouted and opened her arms to him, "Hug me."

"Hug my ass, your hands are all over the place..."

As they were talking, Chen Shuo saw her sway as she stood up from the sofa, then stumble and fell forward. He was so frightened that he quickly reached out to catch her.

Bai Xiaoqi suddenly stood up straight again, stared at him blankly for a while, and then opened her arms once more.

Chen Shuo hesitated for a moment, then put one hand under her knees and the other hand on her back to lift her up. Bai Xiaoqi reached out and hooked her arms around his neck, smiling sweetly, "Husband, you're so good to me."

"..." Chen Shuo paused for a moment, then carried her back to the bedroom, guessing that the two glasses of wine had completely taken effect.

"Why aren't you talking to me?" Bai Xiaoqi squirmed in his arms, asking somewhat confusedly, "What are you taking me to do?"

"Go to sleep."

"But I don't want to sleep."

"..." Chen Shuo ignored her, hooked the bedroom door open with his foot, took a few steps in the dark and came to the bedside, then threw her directly onto the bed.

Then he climbed onto the bed, and just as he pulled the blanket over them, Bai Xiaoqi kicked it off. Chen Shuo covered her with the blanket again, and she kicked it off again, covered it again, and kicked it off again.

After a few back and forth movements, Bai Xiaoqi started kicking her legs wildly, kicking the blanket far away, "I don't want to be covered by the blanket."

Chen Shuo used his body to pin her legs down.

He reached out and pulled the blanket over himself, saying, "Listen to me, cover yourself with the blanket and go to sleep."

"I do not want."

Bai Xiaoqi kicked off the blanket again. She felt hot and bothered all over, and this guy kept trying to cover her with the blanket. So she kicked her legs and shouted loudly, "I'm so hot! I don't want to be covered! I'm so thirsty! I want water..."

"Don't make a sound, I'll go get you some."

Chen Shuo was annoyed by her noise, so he had no choice but to put down the covers, turn on the bedside lamp, get up and go to the living room to pour a glass of cold water. When he returned to the bedroom with the water, he suddenly stopped in his tracks.

The pajamas were lying on the floor; then I looked at the bed.

The dazzling white light made him dizzy. Chen Shuo swallowed hard, walked over, helped her up, and fed her water little by little.

After drinking some water, Bai Xiaoqi felt a little better and started giggling again, patting the bed with her little hands to urge, "Agou, come to sleep, come on, come on."

Chen Shuo placed the cup on the bedside table, sighed, knowing that she had entered a state of mental confusion. He forced himself to look away, then picked up the pile of pajamas on the floor and sat on the edge of the bed to put them back on her.

As soon as he sat on the bed, Bai Xiaoqi immediately wrapped herself around him like an octopus, her two fair arms encircling his neck, her little mouth pecking at his face and neck like a woodpecker, making him feel itchy.

Her soft, fragrant little body rubbed against him, making his blood rush to his head.

"If you keep going like this, something bad will happen. Listen to me, put on your clothes and go to sleep." Chen Shuo found some underwear and had just put it on her ankles when she kicked it away.

"I don't want to wear it, I'm so hot, and the tail is uncomfortable too."

Bai Xiaoqi swung her little feet and tossed the little pants hanging on her ankles aside, her soft and sweet voice carrying a hint of grievance.

"Then cover yourself with the blanket."

"I won't even cover myself with a blanket."

"It's easy to catch a cold if you don't cover yourself with a blanket."

It took Chen Shuo a lot of effort to finally cover her with the blanket, then he turned off the light, lay down, and hugged Xiao A Miao tightly to keep her from moving around.

"Listen to me, go to sleep."

"No, you have to kiss me first."

Chen Shuo gave her a kiss, and Bai Xiaoqi suddenly giggled, "You've been fooled. I won't sleep even if you kiss me."

As she spoke, she reached out and pulled at the collar of Chen Shuo's pajamas.

"Don't pull down my clothes."

"I'm so hot. Are you hot too? Shall I help you take off your clothes?"

"Go to sleep now."

"No, I don't have any clothes, and you're not allowed to have any either."

"..." Chen Shuo ignored her and pressed her small hand down. He was already losing control even in his pajamas, and it would be hard to avoid something happening if he took them off.

Little Meow is drunk and confused; it would be a shame to eat her now.

He closed his eyes, held her tighter to keep her still, and forced himself to fall asleep.

Bai Xiaoqi squirmed in his arms, her little mouth constantly kissing his neck and face, her hands and feet also restless, touching and rubbing against him.

Chen Shuo closed his eyes and endured it, as if two little people were having a debate in his mind.

The affirmative debater argued: "This kind of thing should happen when both parties are sober; otherwise, regrets are inevitable."

Opposing debater: [It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway, so it doesn't matter when. Besides, drinking too much now will reduce her pain.]

affirmative debater: "But she did not agree."

Opposing debater: [How could you know she disagreed without even asking?]

The affirmative debater: [Why ask? She wasn't fully conscious, and consent under such circumstances is invalid. I suggest the negative debater check the constitutional definition of criminal responsibility for intoxicated persons. Besides, even if she did consent, she won't admit it after she wakes up tomorrow.]

“…”

Chen Shuo suddenly opened his eyes. Damn it, the bastard on the affirmative side had actually seized the initiative and even brought up the constitution.

He, as the referee, was clearly biased towards the opposing debater.

But what that bastard on the affirmative side said makes a lot of sense. Even if Little Meow agrees, given her personality, she definitely won't admit it when she wakes up tomorrow.

[You can record the conversation on your phone while asking, so you won't have to worry about her reneging on the agreement.]

This sentence popped into my head at just the right moment.

That makes sense, and we should also keep a backup plan for other things as well.

So Chen Shuo stretched out his arm, picked up the phone on the bedside table, turned on the recording function, leaned forward and asked, "You took off your clothes yourself, right?"

"Correct!"

"I wanted to give it to you, but you absolutely refused to wear it."

"I won't wear it."

"How about we do something fun?"

"Okay, okay." Bai Xiaoqi said with a grin, poking Chen Shuo's nose with her finger.

Damn it, you're mentally challenged.

Chen Shuo sighed, lay down, and made up his mind that he would never let her drink again. If she drank too much, she would look like the village idiot.

Bai Xiaoqi poked Chen Shuo's stomach with her finger, "What if I get pregnant while we're doing pleasurable things?"

Chen Shuo suddenly turned his head to look at her, and for a moment he didn't know whether this silly girl was confused or sober, but after drinking, she didn't seem so silly.

"We're not married yet, and if I get pregnant, people will definitely laugh at me."

"Then...then I'll go buy that?" Chen Shuo's heart started racing uncontrollably, and his lips inexplicably felt dry.

......

Five minutes later, Chen Shuo put on his clothes and went downstairs. He was going to buy something he had never bought before, something that made him feel awkward when buying it.

The air was a bit chilly in the middle of the night, and there weren't many shops open.

After wandering around for a while, he finally found a 24-hour convenience store. When he went inside, he discovered that the clerk was a woman, and a young girl at that.

Chen Shuo felt inexplicably hesitant, while the woman seemed even more embarrassed. He paced back and forth between the shelves, pretending to be picking out items, but in his mind he was thinking about how to appear natural and skilled when buying that thing later.

The shop assistant felt that something was off about this person. He was wearing a baseball cap and acting mysteriously. He had been looking around for a long time but hadn't taken anything. Although he was quite handsome, he didn't seem like a good person.

She stared at Chen Shuo for a while, then asked, "Handsome, are you here to buy cigarettes? They're at the front desk."

"Oh... I don't buy cigarettes."

Chen Shuo's expression became even more unnatural. After thinking for a while, he decided to give up. After all, he had calmed down after being exposed to the cold wind. He took a bottle of mineral water from the shelf as a cover and went to the shelf to pay.

Two pieces.

"Okay, I'll scan it for you."

After scanning the code to pay, Chen Shuo was about to leave with his water when he suddenly felt very unwilling as he walked to the store door. He had finally waited for this day.

So he turned back, pulled his hat brim down, and asked in a low voice as if it were an accident, "Um, I just remembered, my friend asked me to buy a pair of [something] for him, do you have any?"

The female shop assistant paused for a moment, then realized what she meant, giving a look of sudden realization mixed with ambiguity. She lowered her voice and asked, "Yes, do you want it? Or what brand does your friend want?"

"Uh, anything is fine, he said anything is fine..."

"Does your friend have any style preferences? We have a lot of them..."