I was approached by a cat-eared girl.

Chen Shuo's expression was a little unnatural, and he pulled his hat down even further: "Anything is fine, my friend isn't picky."

"Large box or small box? If it's for home use, the large box is more convenient and will last longer. If it's for..."

"I want the big box."

"How about this one? Is it suitable? It's ultra-thin."

The shop assistant took out an ultra-thin one and handed it over.

"Okay, okay." Chen Shuo took it without even looking at it, scanned the code to pay, and walked out silently.

The shop assistant was still asking from behind, "Don't you need a bag?"

"No more."

Chen Shuo stuffed the things into his pocket, but the box was too big to fit, so he simply put it in his clothes, pushed open the shop door and walked out. He took a long breath in the vast night.

I'll just buy online from now on.

Back home, Bai Xiaoqi was already fast asleep. Chen Shuo tried to wake her up several times but couldn't. He looked at the things in his hand, sighed, put them on the bedside table, took off his clothes, and climbed into bed.

As soon as he lifted the blanket and crawled in, a soft, smooth little body pressed against him. Chen Shuo stared at her for a while, but was disappointed to find that the little cat hadn't woken up and that snuggling into his arms was just an unconscious action.

He sighed again, hugged Bai Xiaoqi, closed his eyes, but couldn't fall asleep.

If only I could come back faster...

If today weren't a dangerous day for her...

Chen Shuo hugged her tightly, buried his face in her snow-white hair, took a deep breath, and finally fell into a deep sleep, not knowing how much time had passed.

........

........

The next morning, light streamed through the gaps in the curtains, and Bai Xiaoqi groggily opened her eyes, waking up from her sleep.

I heard soft breathing behind my neck. Looking down, I saw a hand resting on my...

Her eyes widened instantly. She touched herself with her hands, but there was nothing there. She touched herself further down, but it was still completely bare.

Why am I not wearing any clothes?

Bai Xiaoqi turned over and looked at Chen Shuo, who was sleeping soundly. She suspected that this guy had taken off his clothes, but she had no proof.

She touched her head and felt a little dizzy.

Last night I drank the fruit wine Anya gave me, then had Chen Shuo blow-dry my hair, and then... that was it.

It's strange, I can't remember anything after that.

Chen Shuo was fast asleep when he felt someone shaking him. Reluctantly, he was pulled from his sweet dream. He opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling for a moment, and then turned his head to ask, "What are you doing?"

"Ah Gou, I think I've lost my memory. I can't remember anything that happened last night..."

"...You just drank yourself into oblivion."

"what?"

Bai Xiaoqi was taken aback for a moment, then asked, "What do you mean by 'drinking until you blacked out'?"

"I was just drunk and forgot things."

"What about my clothes..."

"You took it off yourself."

"I don't believe you, you must have taken advantage of me while I was drunk..."

"You took off your clothes yourself, right?"

【right!】

She was only halfway through her sentence when Chen Shuo picked up his phone and played the recording from the previous night, from which their conversation could be heard.

Bai Xiaoqi's face flushed slightly, but she still insisted, "Then why didn't you put it on me when you knew I was drunk? You're just..."

I wanted to give it to you, but you absolutely refused to wear it.

【I'm not wearing it!】

"..."

Chen Shuo pressed pause again, and uu watched as her little face grew redder and redder at a visible speed, which was particularly interesting.

Bai Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed and annoyed. Suddenly remembering what she had seen after waking up, she reached for the box on the bedside table and said, "Then why did you buy this? You must want to..."

"I asked you first, and you agreed before I went to buy it, and in the end we didn't do anything."

"How could I possibly agree to that? We're not even married yet."

How about we do something fun?

Okay, okay.

"I... I was drunk then. When you're drunk, you're all confused and don't know what you mean by happiness."

What if I get pregnant while doing pleasurable things?

"..."

"..."

After a moment of silence in the bedroom, Bai Xiaoqi suddenly rolled over and pinned Chen Shuo down, pinching his nose with her hand and questioning him with a flushed face, "You just wanted to take advantage of me while I was drunk to trick me into having your child, so you didn't care when I drank, right?"

"What the hell..."

Chapter 213 Why hold it in forever?

Chen Shuo suddenly realized that Little A Miao seemed to have learned the skill of turning the tables on someone else.

She's already quite unreasonable, and she's always throwing tantrums and acting cute. If she learns this...

Incredible.

He had a feeling he was in trouble.

Just now, I had made thorough preparations, but I didn't expect her to turn the tables on me.

Then she used that as an excuse to punish herself, biting and hitting her head.

Chen Shuo lay on the bed, rubbing his chest with a melancholy expression, his lips twitching occasionally from the pain in his cheek.

Bai Xiaoqi, blushing, put on her clothes, slipped on her slippers, and went to the bathroom to wash up. Before leaving, she turned back and glared at him, saying, "I'm running away from home."

After a while, she walked into the bedroom again as if nothing had happened, her face showing no sign of it.

Seeing her come in, Chen Shuo suddenly used his waist and legs to stand up from the bed with a not-so-standard carp-like sprawl, and boasted: "See that? My kung fu is no joke. If you hit me again next time, I'll just slide tackle you. This punch is the result of twenty years of kung fu. Can you block it?"

"Is a sliding tackle done with a fist?"

"Don't change the subject. If you hit me again, I'll slide tackle you."

After making a few sarcastic remarks, Chen Shuo felt he had regained his composure and went to the bathroom to wash up while humming a song.

Today is Lunar New Year's Eve, and the two of them were not in a hurry to go to their parents' house to celebrate the New Year. After breakfast, Chen Shuo picked up his computer and started typing. Even though it was the New Year, he still had to update his writing.

Being a writer is tough. I have to write almost every day, and only occasionally can I pretend to be pitiful and ask for a sick day. I spend more time with my computer than with my little cat.

But the computer was very cooperative and hardworking; no matter what position you used to play with it, the computer never complained.

It won't bite, it won't headbutt you in the chest, and it certainly won't turn the tables and unreasonably shift the blame onto you. The computer is great; if possible, Chen Shuo hopes that Little Meow's true form is a computer.

But unfortunately, she's a cat.

Cats are complex creatures; they can be proud yet clingy, intelligent yet foolish, gentle yet temperamental...

I don't know who made this summary, but Chen Shuo feels it's very accurate.

He couldn't help but glance at Bai Xiaoqi next to him. Just now, she had used the New Year as an excuse to refuse to study, but now she was playing games on her phone.

He sighed with worry. He couldn't beat her in a fight, and although he could talk her out of the way, he couldn't withstand her whining and coquettish attacks. Now she was becoming more and more unreasonable.

Chen Shuo felt that the situation might become even more difficult in the future.

"Why are you looking at me?" Noticing that Chen Shuo was staring at her, Bai Xiaoqi turned to look at him as well.

"Oh, I was just thinking that since you agreed last night and I bought the things, how about we do some things we like tonight?"

"If you want, I can help you." Bai Xiaoqi's face was a little red, but she tried her best to remain calm.

"...Never mind then, forget I said anything."

Chen Shuo sighed. People, indeed, are never satisfied.

Before, I wanted to kiss and hug her, then I wanted to touch her cute little feet, then I wanted to climb Cat Mountain, and then I wanted her help.

But he was no longer satisfied with just helping out; he wanted more.

“…”

“…”

Bai Xiaoqi suddenly felt a little embarrassed and annoyed: "You just want me to have your child!"

I told him I would help him, but he refused. This guy definitely wants me to have his child.

“You’re twenty years old now, a mature adult. You know everything you need to know. Why would I buy that? Isn’t it to avoid getting pregnant? That thing can prevent having children. I don’t believe you haven’t looked it up.”

"No."

"Okay, even if you don't have it, holding it in all the time can make you sick."

"You haven't been holding it in all this time! I've helped you so many times!" Bai Xiaoqi said loudly, her face flushed.

"Don't speak so loudly."

Chen Shuo scratched his face, momentarily at a loss for words, before finally saying, "Actually, these two are different, yes, different."

According to traditional Chinese medicine theory, "isolated yin cannot grow, isolated yang cannot generate," meaning that yin and yang must be in harmony. You are yin, I am yang. In other words, simply helping someone is useless, and may even be bad for your health. But doing things that bring joy is good. You can check it out online if you don't believe me.

The internet is such a convenient tool. When we don't use it, we say that everything online is a lie and that the information there is not necessarily accurate. But when we do use it, we say, "If you don't believe me, go check it out online."

Why should I investigate?

Bai Xiaoqi got up and shuffled into the bedroom in her slippers, not sitting with him.