However, that little rascal who pulled off my blanket seemed to have gone a bit too far. Why? Because he actually turned me over, leaving me lying on my back.
There was a moment of discomfort in breathing, but I got used to it quickly. Honestly, I really don't want those two lumps on my chest to continue growing. It's not that I hate them, but I feel that if they grow any bigger, it will affect my exercise.
Then, I felt something soft pressing on my lower abdomen. Someone was straddling my lower abdomen, and this action undoubtedly reminded me of what Chun had done in the hospital.
Ah! All my sleepiness vanished instantly!
So I opened my eyes and looked at the person sitting on my stomach.
It was a girl, a red-haired girl dressed in a black and white maid outfit. At this moment, she had a wicked smile on her lips and spoke slowly and deliberately.
Good morning, Your Highness.
The diagnosis is complete; he's a pervert.
So I decided to get up and push the red-haired girl away, but as soon as I got up, she pushed me back onto the bed and pressed down on me.
I tried to push her away with both hands, but she grabbed my hands and raised them above my head.
"Oh dear, Your Highness, aren't you going to continue sleeping? Quality sleep is very important!"
I didn't look her in the eye, nor did I intend to. I turned my head to the side, intending to ignore her.
The reason I was being so rude is simple: I disliked this guy, and this guy was just my imagination.
Sequence 100, ID 43, rating B, abnormal.
If we're talking about which of the seven hundred-plus hallucinations is the most unique, without a doubt it's this girl, because of her... because of her...
Ugh! This is annoying! I know you're watching! That's why I'm a little annoyed!
Because of her... because she's the only one with hallucinations who does H things, and... and... the purpose of this guy's hallucinations is...
Yes... Waaah! That bastard! Even I feel ashamed saying things like that!
I crushed the shame that was about to overwhelm me and calmed myself down again.
The purpose of this perverted hallucination is to make me do sexual things with him until I die.
......
Kill me! Me?! @
After crushing my chaotic emotions once again, I took a deep breath and turned to look at the pervert.
Good morning, Miss Pervert.
I could clearly see three black lines appear on the pervert's forehead, and then she said to me with a forced smile.
"Your Highness, as I told you, my name is now Liuli. Could you please stop calling me by such a strange name?"
"I understand, Miss Ruri."
"Tsk."
She seemed a little annoyed when I called her Liuli, since my honest agreement meant she had no reason to continue targeting me.
"By the way, Miss Ruri, would you please get off me?"
Liuli didn't speak, but stared into my eyes with her arrogant red pupils.
To prevent myself from having any strange thoughts, I was desperately crushing all sorts of emotions in my mind.
In the end, Ruri let go of me and got off me.
There was no way around it; she had to obey my commands. From the moment they were summoned, they were destined to be unable to disobey me.
Seeing her get off me, just in case, I sat up in bed, crushing my damn disappointment, and asked Liuli, who was straightening her skirt.
"By the way, Miss Liuli, may I ask why you call me 'Princess'?"
Upon hearing my question, Liuli paused slightly, then turned around and gave me a wicked smile. She took two or three steps to stand in front of me and lifted my chin with her index finger.
"Your Highness, are you really eager to know?"
I maintained my calm and composed smile and clearly told her what I meant.
"Yes, Miss Ruri, I'd like to know."
Then, Liuli slowly brought her lips close to my ear, blew a breath of hot air, and said in an ambiguous tone.
"That's a secret!"
Thank you, but I wasn't flirted with at all. In fact, I felt really awkward.
Seemingly realizing that her ambiguous actions were ineffective on me, Liuli pouted and turned back to tidying her skirt, which wasn't actually that messy.
I looked at her with a half-smile, while she looked back at me with a wicked grin.
Why isn't this pervert leaving yet? Do you want to stay here for the New Year, you pervert?
About five minutes passed, and this pervert was still standing there staring at me. In the end, I couldn't hold back and asked her.
"Um... Miss Ruri, why aren't you leaving yet? I need to change my clothes."
"No, no, Your Highness, I am your maid, of course I should help you change your clothes."
Get out of here! You perverted bastard! Fake maid! Don't think you're a maid just because you're wearing a maid outfit! You haven't done a single thing a maid should do! You're just trying to take advantage of me! You're disgusting! You shameless bastard!
Of course, I didn't say those words out loud, and I didn't say anything at all. I just grabbed Liuli by the back of her collar, threw her out the door, closed the door, and locked it all in one smooth motion.
The world seemed to have quieted down.
No...
dong dong dong dong!
"Your Highness! Open the door! You're so beautiful, why aren't you brave enough to open the door!"
???
What the hell are you talking about? Ignoring the perverted knocking, I started looking for the clothes I was going to wear today.
A week has passed since the Xiao Xiao incident. It snowed for a day and a night, and the city's reconstruction was not fast. People could only barely survive in the shelter for three days. On the fourth day, the reconstruction of the city was declared complete.
Don't be surprised; you'll never doubt the speed of construction in Animbedo.
Incidentally, the house destroyed in the arson case has also been repaired.
The city was completed, but those who perished within it could not return. The necromancer of the Holy Light Church wanted to use a large-scale necromancy spell to resurrect some of the dead as undead.
Unfortunately, most of those who died were killed by the pillars of fire, which have the property of burning souls. So the necromancer returned empty-handed, cursing all he could.
In the past few days, a series of scandals involving the Hero Association have been reported. First, Zhan Xiaoxiao, the No. 18, became a living disaster, slaughtering tens of thousands of citizens with a single pillar of fire. Then, the Hero Association did nothing in the face of the disaster's devastation.
Compared to the Hero Association, the clumsy red wolf and the ice giant seem more like fearsome heroes.
Just as the public began to criticize the Hero Association, a scandal broke out within the association. It turned out that the Hero Association was the first to take action when the disaster occurred, and they were gathered at the Hero Association headquarters in Zero City by the association's chairman, Zaku.
Then...then they were drugged in the lecture hall. Only the Hero Association's No. 2, Smoke, could drug so many heroes at the same time.
Then, the strangest thing about the Hero Association came: Misty Smoke, the No. 2 hero of the Hero Association, died, and his inhuman corpse was discovered by construction workers.
It is said that the workers who saw his body vomited several times.
Good grief, the mastermind is gone, so let's find someone to take the blame. So everyone's attention turned to the corpse of Zaku, the chairman of the Hero Association.
When the people learned that Zaku had also died, they were completely dumbfounded.
Come on, who are you two? You're the No.2 and Chairman of the Hero Association! How could you die so undignifiedly?
The Hero Association... it seems like no one but No. 1 can manage things?
But No.1's husky-like personality... it would be more practical to just blow up the Hero Association headquarters and announce the disbandment of the Zero City Hero Association than to let her manage it.
However, Heroes No. 3 through No. 10 all refused to manage the current mess of the Hero Association, so the heroes had no choice but to apply to headquarters to have a new chairman appointed.
But this is how the Hero Association headquarters responded.
"Oh dear, the position of president of the Hero Association of Yuling City should be held by the heroes of Yuling City. After all, they all live in this city, so it would be very convenient for them to manage it."
The members of the Yuling City Hero Association had a lot of complaints they wanted to make, but they didn't dare.
In simple terms, this means in eight words: "Don't bother me, I don't care."
Just when the Yuling City Hero Association was in a state of panic because it didn't have a chairman, the Hero Association headquarters replied to the Yuling City Hero Association.
They seem to have changed their minds, and instead sent an S+ rank hero named [Eye of Time] to the Jade Zero City Hero Association as its new leader.
Regardless of whether it's S or S+ grade, in short, let Time's Eye take the blame for now.
Before Shi Zhitong could even get started on his three new appointments, he was already facing his first major challenge: dealing with a massive, aggressive army of reporters.
This is how Time's Eye responded to the barrage of questions from reporters.
"Everyone has worked very hard."
???
The reporters were left scratching their heads in confusion.
When she came to her senses, some reporters' words gradually became sharper, and this is how Shi Zhitong responded to those pointed questions.
"You all worked very hard too."
The reporters ultimately failed to extract any useful information from the Hero Association president, Time Eye, who appeared to be a refined scoundrel but was actually a fool. It was only as they left the Hero Association that they suddenly realized what had happened.
They're not here to hold Time Eye accountable; their target is the entire Hero Association! Time Eye was just kicked out by the Jade Zero City Hero Association to take the blame. He wasn't even known where he was when the disaster happened; what did he know about what was going on in Jade Zero City?
The reporters who had mistaken the target could no longer return to the Hero Association headquarters and cause trouble for the Hero Association.
In recent days, not only has the Hero Association made big news, but there has also been big news brought about by natural disasters.
The appearance of the sixth calamity in Jade Zero City—the Ice Dragon—Berezaid—was undoubtedly big news, while the eighth calamity—the Sky King—Sillia von Bismarck, who came to Jade Zero City to participate in a concert, was another big news.
At a press conference, a foolish reporter actually asked the "Air King" (a nickname for a stock market commentator), "Why don't you stop natural disasters? Are we taxpayers' money being wasted?" Then the "Air King" killed that reporter in front of everyone.
All I can say is... this guy is a complete lunatic, even more so than me, a real lunatic.
The Eighth Calamity – Sky King – Sillia von Bismarck is a contracted calamity of Animbedo, but don't assume that just because he has the name of a contract, Sky King belongs to Animbedo. In reality, Sky King is just collecting protection money from Animbedo.
What does "protection fee" mean? It's not a fee I charge for protecting you from being bullied by others, but rather a fee I charge for protecting you from being bullied by me. I have no obligation to do anything for you.
This is protection money, how about that? Doesn't it sound pretty domineering? But in fact, the protection money that the Sky King collected was actually paid out of pocket by Animbedo.
However, none of these things concern me. It was Shi Zhi Tong's own wish to become the president of the Hero Association, not my instruction.
I continued to do the same things as usual: go to school, come home, work, and go back home.
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