"In short, in everyone's impression, if Sister Snow is the most mysterious S-rank Valkyrie of Destiny, then while Nine Heavens may not be the weakest, she is definitely the laziest and most unmotivated Valkyrie..."
"Brownie, I don't see any laziness or slacking off at all, I only see a terrifying weapons master..."
"He wielded a greatsword against Kevin, sliced through a thousand calamities with a dagger, and even clashed with that great magician named Velvi while wielding a handheld energy cannon. He lived like a god of war."
Haitu rolled her eyes and then recounted in detail what Jiuxiao had just done without even putting on an act.
"Your Sister Jiuxiao perfectly embodies the phrase 'playing dumb to fool others.' Now I understand why you said that the strongest Valkyrie of Destiny is constantly causing her trouble..."
"The strong will always strive to challenge the even stronger!"
"Bronya thinks that if Brownie's description is accurate... Sister Jiuxiao could probably beat Miss Durandal into a hospital bed for at least a month, and that would be holding back..."
"No matter what... to be able to easily turn the tables and kill several of them while being surrounded by multiple Heroes is just too outrageous... The last person to do this was the Herrscher of the End, whom we fought once before...?"
As Brownie spoke, he seemed to realize something, and his expression gradually became distorted.
"Hey, do you guys think... this Sister Jiuxiao, could she be a Herrscher of the End lurking in Bronya's era?"
"After all... that kind of combat power that overwhelmed the heroes is something that humans should have, right???"
"As fusion warriors, these heroes should be the pinnacle of combat power among humans and even normal Herrschers, regardless of the previous era."
"Bronya suggested that Brownie put aside this terrible conjecture for now, since at least Sister Jiuxiao is on our side now."
"Alright, alright... to be honest, even if it were true, there's not much we can do... we're not even in the same league as them..."
"Cough cough cough, forget about that extra-standard purple-haired guy, Brownie, what's the bad news you were talking about?"
The leader, Seele, interrupted Brownie's rambling and started asking about another piece of news...
"Bad news..."
Brownie looked hesitant, as if he didn't know whether he should speak or not.
"Speak up if you have something to say. We're already in debt, so what's a little more than what you have to worry about?"
"Then I'll tell you, okay?"
"Tell me quickly, why are you being so hesitant?"
"Um... so, we're likely to die once and then have to start over?"
Accompanying the girl's ominous words were the sounds of escalating fighting and explosions in the distance, along with the sirens blaring from the city's evacuation points.
"The Mr. Kevin I saw came out wielding the Skyfire Greatsword... According to the current information, that ultimate being from the Kaslana family is probably going all out to give Earth a good beating."
“…”
The group looked at each other, unsure of what to say for a moment.
"Um... Miss Mysterious Voice? Can we choose to reopen immediately?"
"Hello, no way—if that sir doesn't get his fill of beating, I'll be the one getting beaten up."
"Ah, this..."
"Don't worry, everyone, it won't hurt. I guarantee it in the name of God's apostle. It'll just be a blackout, then it'll restart. It's true!"
"Sigh... what kind of mess is this...?"
"We can actually pray that our invincible Sister Jiuxiao can interrupt Uncle Kevin's Heavenly Fire cast... Of course, it's only a possibility..."
"After all, when someone gets carried away, they won't think things through... I suspect that Sister Jiuxiao has already forgotten about us."
Bronya wore a helpless expression, while in the distance, a familiar streak of fire shot into the sky, accompanied by a roar from one of the young men as he drew his sword, Jie Mie, and swung it towards the heavens...
And in the sky...
"Wow, Bronya, your Nine Heavens Sister, if not the End, must at least be a heavyweight of the same level..."
—A crimson cross-shaped radiance, covering the entire hemisphere, now unfolded high above the city—
"Heavenly Fire Judgment, Zero Rated Power—"
That's Kevin's roar...
How many flights of stairs do you have to carry a bag of rice up?
This is a completely nonsensical but equally captivating voice from Penglai Temple.
"Chao, how can you open up dead spots—where did you come from, you End of the World?!"
The moment their words fell, the familiar darkness of a save file reappeared before their eyes—
Chapter 265 Kevin's a total scumbag
"This save/load issue was definitely not my fault." *4
The four people, having regained their sight, uttered those words in unison, then realized that someone was suddenly missing...
"Where is Sister Jiuxiao???"
Theoretically, Penglai Temple's Nine Heavens should also have been sent here, but in the current state after the reset, they weren't with the group, which gave Bronya and the others a very ominous feeling...
After all, a nuclear warhead who's started to let loose and stop putting on a show of politeness is someone anyone would panic if left unchecked...
"...What are you panicking about?"
Da Xi'er, however, looked at the other three who looked flustered with some confusion, her tone filled with bewilderment.
"Boss... that Miss Jiuxiao isn't with us; who knows what will happen next... what we'll have to face..."
"Huh? What's the rush? Even if we were outside, it wouldn't make a difference. We can't stop it anyway. Have you forgotten how that purple-haired, big-breasted monster dragged us all over like a train?"
"We were like kites, being dragged along by that crazy woman, drifting with the wind..."
Don't panic, panicking won't help.
"Then what should we do—?"
Brownie simply sprawled out on the coffee shop sofa and began his "slacking off" mode.
"There's only one possibility that Sister Jiuxiao isn't coming to find us... she's gone to cause trouble for the Yingjie again."
Amidst the horrified expressions of the remaining group, Bronya voiced her conjecture—
"How should I put it, Sister Jiuxiao is actually very, very vengeful... She's the kind of person who, if you step on her once, will find a way to come back and step on you twice if you don't apologize."
After thinking about how Miss Yulandale would inexplicably have a few days of bad luck after causing trouble for Jiuxiao, Bronya nodded with certainty.
"I think it's because Sister Jiuxiao didn't manage to beat all the warriors of the Fire Moth just now... and then she got hit by Kevin's Heavenly Fire Judgment... and most importantly, before she could even retaliate, the world bubble restarted."
"What revenge-focused player...? Well, I think we've got something to do now—"
Seele, the eldest sister, took a deep breath...
"Hurry up and go find underground shelters in the city..."
The girl with long blue hair slammed her hand on the table, stood up, and rushed out the door, beginning her struggle to survive.
"Wow, boss, wait for us!!!"
Realizing something was about to happen, the group quickly gave chase, and at that moment, piercing alarms blared across the city.
"Attention! Unidentified intruders have attacked the city. Firemoth warriors are on their way to handle the situation. Non-combatants and civilians are to evacuate to underground shelters immediately and in an orderly manner. Do not panic to avoid stampedes."
--
"Pah, pah, pah! What kind of oversized fire poker EX is this? It's completely undamaged, but it burned my clothes to ashes..."
In another corner of the city, a purple-haired girl threw her tattered Valkyrie uniform into a pile of trash, snapped her fingers, and changed into a combat uniform from another world—the Moth of Fire.
"Hmm~ This outfit looks the best on me—and it's super cool too."
The purple-haired girl struck a pose with obvious narcissism, almost as if she was about to take out her phone for a selfie.
"Wait a minute... Herrschers are all women, at least in the last era—and that fire poker is useless except for burning clothes..."
"Hmm... that guy named Kevin, could he be a lecherous old man?!"
"Soak the Herrscher completely naked, and while the Herrscher is covering themselves, rush in and strike them over the head with a sword, robbing them of their money (Herrscher core) and their virtue... that's what I'm saying."
The irrational and out-of-control Miss Jiuxiao of Penglai Temple has now twisted the great organization fighting against the Honkai—the Moth Chaser—into a group that robs and sexually assaults beautiful young girls...
"The righteous savior, Penglai Temple Jiuxiao, can no longer stand idly by!!! Hey! You, you white-haired old rogue—"
"Come here and take your beating!!!"
.....
Mr. Kevin Kaslana's luck seems to be running out today. After carrying out his illegal act of kidnapping the ducks in the Sea of Quanta, he seems to have finally met his comeuppance.
Seeing the very familiar World Bubble, the somewhat elderly Kevin was tempted—he also slipped in and began to reminisce about the past....
"I remember this street... Mei and I ate noodles at that old noodle shop on this street... Hmm—back then, Alicia said I didn't understand romance..."
The man looked at every corner of the street with a touch of nostalgia, and everyone in this world seemed to know Kevin, greeting him one after another... until a girl's shout brought him back to his senses—the man turned his head and saw only a fist coming straight at him—
I'll smash your nose to pieces!
Quickly, the young man, lacking any martial ethics, tried to steal from and cheat Kevin, a 50,000-year-old man, and was immediately knocked down... no, sent flying—
"???"
"Was anyone beaten up and driven out of this street back then...???"
Kevin, who had been suddenly sent flying, pondered uncertainly... and assumed a defensive stance—until he saw the culprit's face...
"It's you—"
"Drink!"
Kevin was physically interrupted once again by the purple-haired girl before he could finish speaking.
"Stop talking nonsense and come here to take your beating—"
"you--!!!"
"Shocking! Vicious grandson-in-law beats his grandfather-in-law in the street." Having witnessed everything from the shadows, Wu Ni, ready to dig up some juicy gossip, materialized a pen and paper and began frantically recording everything happening in the world bubble.
Stunned for a moment, Kevin subconsciously reached for his waist—thankfully, he had entered this world in place of the person who had taken his place, so the Heavenly Judgment he had lent to Imotek was still hanging on his waist.
"Hmph, so you finally pulled out that broken firewood stick of yours—Kevin, you old scoundrel!!"
The greatsword, manifesting its black base and emerald green patterns, was swung by Jiuxiao Bushan without hesitation towards Jiemie—the two entered a tense and exciting clash of swords and a barrage of trash talk.
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