Humans are in chaos, despicable outsiders.

"You old scoundrel, you burned a lot of pretty girls' clothes with that fire poker, didn't you—and you even ripped out their private parts and said some heartfelt things, you old scumbag—"

It was obvious... Miss Savior's nonsensical trash talk was incredibly effective; Kevin couldn't hold back on the spot.

"What is all of this?!?!"

Chapter 266 Do you want to drink the saliva of a beautiful girl?

The battle, which erupted from a ridiculous farce, ended with most of the heroic Moths lying dead in the streets.

Thanks to Jiuxiao's new playthrough's strategy of "capture the leader first"—first take down Kevin, who can flip tables, before dealing with the others.

The overall situation remains relatively stable. Through the recent friendly exchange, Penglai Temple's Nine Heavens and Kevin, along with other heroes, have reached a certain consensus.

Right now, I still think my invincible savior, Penglai Temple Nine Heavens, is stronger.

"It's a pity there were no cheers—"

Brushing the dust off her clothes, Penglai Temple Jiuxiao grumbled somewhat dissatisfyingly... then she entered the courtyard and heard cheers...

"The boss is awesome—does the boss still want to take on underlings?"

Unlike the other heroes, Padma Cat, who had been spared simply by lying on the ground pretending to be dead, raised her head and made a flattering sound.

"Huh? Call me Lord Jiuxiao—"

"Boss Jiuxiao!"

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"Tsk tsk tsk, then Paddy Cat—go find four people for me. Hmm, they can be divided into two groups, and the members of each group are almost identical."

"Then take them to the building over by the Firemoth, and I'll meet you there."

Jiuxiao glanced at the two trembling, almost fleeing Patofilis, rolled his eyes, and put the young, pitiful, weak, and helpless kitten back.

"Speaking of which, this Kevin is a bit weak... He doesn't seem to be on the same level as the guy who went head-to-head with me in that scene...?"

"Does this world bubble still have a dynamic difficulty setting?"

Jiu Xiao kicked Mr. Kevin, who was lying on the ground after being punched and posing as if to say "Don't stop," in a slightly puzzled manner, and muttered to himself... Meanwhile, Ms. Wu Ni, who had just finished writing the Onion News, also came online again at this moment...

"Um, Lord Jiuxiao? There's something I need to tell you—"

Wu Ni's calm voice, tinged with a hint of schadenfreude, rang in Jiu Xiao's ears.

"Huh? What's up?"

"Of all the heroes you just beat down, Lord Jiuxiao... only Kevin is the real one... yes, the real Kevin."

"You just beat up your theoretical grandfather-in-law."

"Blanching..."

"Wait a minute, why is he so weak???"

Recalling how Kevin had barely had a chance to fight back before being beaten to the ground, Jiu Xiao's expression became even more peculiar...

—Wow, you're really weak now, Ancestor.

"Hmm, this... because Mr. Kevin has been going hungry in a sense...?"

Wuni's voice carried a hint of uncertainty... it seemed somewhat unbelievable.

"Hungry? Imotek told me this... ugh, no... this future father-in-law has been slurping noodles non-stop ever since she saw her, how could she be hungry?"

Jiuxiao grabbed Kevin, who was lying dead on the ground, and shook him violently, trying to wake him up.

"Move, Kevin, why aren't you moving—!"

"...Sir, Mr. Kevin wasn't knocked unconscious by you because he was hungry in the conventional sense—"

"He stayed in the world bubble for thousands of years... without eating, drinking, or resting, and his basic bodily functions were maintained by the Honkai energy."

"You mean he doesn't have enough Honkai energy??? Didn't this guy return to the original universe a long time ago? He could have easily replenished it by just finding a Honkai reactor or, to be a bit more unconventional, capturing a Honkai beast and eating it..."

Jiu Xiao rolled her eyes, abandoning the idea of ​​shaking the man awake, and looked at him with a troubled expression...

"Well... it seems Lord Imotek is too capable... so Mr. Kevin got a very thorough understanding? He hasn't returned to the World Serpent's headquarters since he left; he's been traveling around having fun..."

"In the words of those World Serpent members who infiltrated back from Destiny—we've been going through all this trouble, infiltrating for so many years, and now we've even brought back Chi You's remains... and you're telling me that the Lord didn't even eat his meal and went out to eat noodles?"

“I understand... That old scoundrel not only burned pretty girls’ clothes and robbed them of their money and virtue back then, but now he’s also oppressing his subordinates and descendants’ labor force, eating and drinking for free.”

Jiu Xiao gave Kevin a look that said, "So Kevin is this kind of person," and kicked Kevin again.

"But being dizzy isn't a good thing... It's about the same amount of Honkai energy as a Chi You... Where am I supposed to get that?!"

Penglai Temple's Jiuxiao performed an inspiration assessment, and it was a resounding success! Jiuxiao then cast a mischievous glance at Miss Wuni, who was hiding in the shadows and overseeing this world bubble—

...

"Sir, please speak calmly... Wait—what are you trying to do...???"

"Assaulting spectators is against the rules, against the rules—!!!"

The purple-haired Valkyrie reached out and grabbed a silver-haired little girl.

"Hilarious! Have you ever heard that saying?"

"What?"

"Watch out for the audience."

Jiuxiao stared at the raven spirit he was holding and began to think about how to get her to spit out the Honkai energy in her body to a certain old rogue Kevin who was punished for slacking off.

"I am an apostle created by Lord Snow... which is practically Lord Snow's daughter! And to round it up even further, Lord Jiuxiao, you are my father—!"

"You can't do this to your daughter—the man opposite you is my great-great-grandfather, a man fifty thousand years old! You can't do this!!!"

Wu Ni, who immediately saw through Jiu Xiao's intentions, began a desperate struggle—laughable! She wanted the Herrscher to release her Honkai energy? No way!

"What nonsense are you spouting? Don't confuse me with some kind of twisted father forcing his daughter to do things she doesn't want to do—what's wrong with giving Kevin some Honkai energy???"

"Then why don't you break your own?"

Wu Ni stared wide-eyed, her small red eyes filled with deep distress.

"Good question. You said it yourself—I'm your father."

Miss Wuni was completely dumbfounded.

"But...."

"But what?"

Jiu Xiao's eyebrows twitched as he watched Wu Ni being so hesitant and even blushing...

Is this bird's brain filled with yellow waste? (Image)

"That... Mr. Kevin who's passed out can't actively absorb a lot of Honkai energy—Lord Jiuxiao, do you want me to kiss him???"

"....???"

"Oh no, has this bird gone mad...? Why don't you just liquefy Honkai energy and pour it into its mouth?! Are you trying to give Mei a cuckold's horns that transcend history and time???"

"Liquefied Honkai energy...that...that's just saliva, isn't it?!"

Upon realizing something, Wuni blushed deeply.

"ha???!"

Chapter 267 Save the Cats!

Amidst Jiu Xiao's bewildered yet deeply shocked expression, Wu Ni finally managed to conjure a bottle of liquefied Honkai energy—or rather, a beautiful girl's saliva.

"I'm sorry, Dr. Mei has been dead for over 50,000 years. I presume you wouldn't mind such a strange thing as your husband drinking the saliva of a beautiful young girl ten thousand years later—"

"Anyway, in the past, even old scoundrels didn't burn many girls' clothes—don't you think so, Wuni?"

Jiuxiao glanced at Wuni, who was staring at him and Kevin with a look of utter disbelief, and whistled.

"Gurgle, gurgle—by general rational standards, you're not much better..."

Wu Ni, who was gulping down water from a mineral water bottle, rolled her eyes.

"So, Wuni—you're the apostle of 'Memory,' right? Come and see if the old man has ever encountered such a ridiculous scene in the past where the opponent's Herrscher clothes were burned away by heavenly fire during a fight."

"...Theoretically speaking, Herrscher clothes are all made of Honkai energy, so they can't be burned, right?"

Having had her Honkai energy severely squeezed, Miss Wuni didn't want to move. She just lazily waved her hand, intending to get by.

"Are you sure? Isn't Skyfire also Honkai energy...?"

Wu Ni's words piqued Jiu Xiao's interest even more. He picked up the Heavenly Fire Greatsword that had fallen to the ground, intending to poke Wu Ni's clothes a couple of times—

"Whoa!! Don't poke it! I'm just looking, I'm just looking—!!!"

Seeing that the mentally ill parent Jiu Xiao was really about to poke Wu Ni with the Heavenly Fire, Wu Ni immediately perked up and crossed her arms in a "Da Me" gesture.

"Then let's go to Kang quickly—"

...

“Emmmm...”

"So, so—did you find anything good?"

"Um...it seems like it really can be burned? Anyway, when I saw the last Eleventh Herrscher's body...it was completely naked...but most of the rest seemed to have turned to ash along with their clothes...only a core remained."

"Tch—that's boring."

"Lord Jiuxiao, you must know... apart from the Herrscher of the End and people like you who are completely beyond the reach of humans, no one can directly face the Heavenly Fire Calamity. If I were to be hit by it, I would immediately start casting to resurrect."

Wu Ni flipped the sizzling, oily pork chop on the Heavenly Fire over and shrugged at Jiu Xiao.

"Speaking of which, this bottle of saliva... ptooey, ptooey, ptooey, won't it choke the old man if we just pour Honkai energy into it... And Wuni, is there any bacteria in your saliva?"

"...What kind of bacteria can dance in liquid Honkai energy? The Black Death, is it? Even if it's the Black Death, it can't kill this Kaslana Ancestor."

Wuni rolled her eyes, then, as if remembering something, added—

"If you feel it's inappropriate to just pour it down your throat, you can use a baby bottle—and squeeze it in little by little for this gentleman..."