Chapter 391 [Extra Chapter: Jungle Holiday] Chapter 3 Pong Friend, I'll take up a little of your time
Nighttime, in a large settlement on the riverbank.
Hundreds of Adaklis sat around several campfires, eating roasted meat and singing. Although they were still no match for the largest tribes in the jungle, they were a force to be reckoned with.
The leader, sitting in the very center, was a small man with very little flesh on his body. His attire was completely different from the crocodile people around him who wore grass skirts and headdresses. He was wrapped up tightly, and next to him was a small mechanical car that was completely out of place in the primeval jungle.
"Chief, who should we attack next? The Flame Tribe on the other side is very arrogant. Why don't we take some men and take care of them?" A crocodile man with a large bump on his head came over and pointed to a valley not far away.
In just a few days, Qin Duanyu unified more than a dozen tribes, large and small.
This would be unimaginable in the outside world, but it was perfectly normal in the Akahura jungle. Seeing him take down the tribe's strongest warrior with a single punch, the crocodile man happily joined his team.
Moreover, adhering to the principle that I shouldn't be the only one getting beaten up, these newly incorporated tribal leaders would kindly provide information about nearby tribes to facilitate Qin Duanyu's continued expansion.
"Hey, is this the only tribe left around here?" Qin Duanyu asked curiously, taking a bite of the roasted meat.
“Yes, all the guys I know, like Blade and Black Claw, have joined your tribe. Only the Flame Tribe remains in this area.” The crocodile-man counted on his fingers for a while before speaking with certainty.
"Sorry, I don't drink. But I accept your suggestion. Let's rest for one night and go to Waaagh tomorrow." Qin Duanyu refused the wine offered by the chief and casually stuffed a few mushrooms into his mouth.
"Chief, what is Waaaaaaaaagh?" The crocodile man frowned in confusion, clearly not understanding what he meant.
"What, none of you know 'Waaaaaaaaagh!'?" Qin Duanyu's tone was a little strange after finishing his mushroom. "Then, please allow me to take up a little of your time and introduce you to our Heavenly Father and Savior—Brother Gao Mao!"
"Who are Brother Gao and Brother Mao? We've never heard the shaman or priest mention them." Upon hearing this, the surrounding crocodile people immediately became interested and curiously gathered around.
"Gao and Mao are two very powerful gods. Gao is both brutal and cunning, while Mao is both cunning and brutal. Mao will hit you on the back of the head with a stick when you don't see him, while Gao will hit you in the face with a stick when you see him, and he'll be even more ruthless!" Qin Duanyu said in a devout tone.
"Is it because the leader worshipped them that he became so powerful?" After hearing this, the crocodile people felt that these two gods were quite to their liking.
“That’s right, God, it is because of their protection that I have become your leader! Now, repeat after me their most sacred oath, which will grant you the power to overcome all things—Waaaaagh!”
“Wagh!”
"Speak louder! You're so listless, do you really want to be a follower of Mao Zedong?"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
……
In another corner of the jungle, the atmosphere was just as lively as Qin Duanyu's.
A large group of crocodile-men surrounded a makeshift arena. Torches burning in the four corners illuminated the center, where a petite Draco girl stood facing a massive opponent several times her size.
In stark contrast to their physiques was the vast difference in their fighting prowess. The silver-haired Draco casually swung his sword a few times with one hand, forcing his opponent into a defensive stance. After struggling for more than ten seconds, Draco was sent flying.
Then, the silver-haired dragon girl pointed at him, and then pointed behind her.
The crocodile man who was knocked away immediately showed a happy expression. He shouted a few times at his companions around the arena in a provocative manner, raised his head, put on an armband with an X mark, and stood with the other crocodile men with the same mark.
"Huijie, aren't you going to come up and stretch?" The silver-haired Draco stretched and waved to the black-haired dragon girl below the arena. "After selecting about ten more qualified warriors, we can start training."
"Wait, you're not thinking of rebuilding the Reunification Movement here, are you?" Chen frowned and asked with some concern.
Even though they couldn't communicate in the same language, she could tell that these crocodile people living in the wilderness believed in the principle that might makes right. So, Talulah won over many of the surrounding tribes with simple gestures and displays of strength.
In addition, the familiar symbol and the method of selecting elites through competition are very similar to Talulah's methods in the Reunion Movement. As the former head of the Lungmen Guard Bureau, it would be good enough if she did not obstruct it. How could she possibly help the evildoer and expand her power?
“Anyway, we can’t return to the civilized world anytime soon, so it’s not a bad thing to kill some time. Look, they seem quite happy.” Talulah spread her hands and said with a hint of helplessness.
"It's all because you got into a fight with those women and accidentally blew up the warehouse!" Mentioning it only made Chen angrier. If Talulah had just toned down her flames a little, how could it have caused the explosion?
"Don't you know how much control I have over my power? I just wanted to scare them. It must be that W's bomb went out of control!" Talulah turned her head away awkwardly, unhesitatingly shifting the blame to her junior sister.
"Hmph, we'll settle the score with that American cockroach after we find her, but don't think you can so easily sever ties." Chen snorted coldly and said irritably, "Besides, the most important thing right now is to find the doctor; I don't have time to play house with you!"
She clearly remembered that after the explosion, the group of girls escaped successfully thanks to Angelina's abilities, W used a parachute to jump out of the plane, and Qin Duanyu seemed to have landed on the other side of the jungle.
It's one thing if she doesn't hurry up and find the doctor before everyone else, but for some reason, her older sister has started enthusiastically incorporating the local tribes.
“Sharpening your axe won’t delay your work. The Doctor is definitely still in the jungle. As long as we gain enough power, we can send our men to find him, and then…” Talulah smiled mysteriously and said a condition that Chen couldn’t refuse.
"Ah, since I'm just killing time anyway, I'll practice! You guys, come at me all at once!" Chen's eyes lit up as he waved to the crocodile men waiting below the stage.
Yes, this is to recruit manpower to find the doctor faster, and definitely not for anything else.
Section 59 [Silly Mini-Theater] Guess Who I Am
On an ordinary morning, Kal'tsit did not head straight to the laboratory as usual, but instead went around to the operations department office on the top floor of the landship.
Through the slightly ajar door, she could see Qin Duanyu with his back to her, reading a document.
"Look what our darling is doing." The lynx, displaying its feline instincts, crept up behind Qin Duanyu.
"Ah, I went to the park with Platinum yesterday, and baked a cake with Blue Poison the day before yesterday. How about I go to the movies with Chen today..." Qin Duanyu muttered to herself, unaware of the approaching danger.
Go and scare him!
Seeing Qin Duanyu working so hard, Kal'tsit smiled and decided to play a little joke on him.
Guess who I am?
She deliberately lowered her voice and covered Qin Duanyu's face with her mask.
"Oh, who is it?" Caught off guard by the sudden attack, Qin Duanyu remained calm and instead guessed along with her, "If you don't have a ring yet, it's Frostnova. Don't be shy, just do what you're supposed to do..."
“If you’re not joking, I’ll have Mon3tr bite your head off.” Kal’tsit’s face darkened as she roared.
"Of course I was just kidding!"
"Now, let's guess."
After a moment of silence, soft snoring came from under the mask.
"Oh, are you asleep?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was working too late last night with Swire... oh no, I was working late last night and I took a short nap."
"Now answer."
"What should be answered?"
"What else could it be? Who am I?" Kal'tsit said impatiently, increasing the pressure on her hand slightly.
"Who else could it be but my darling?" Qin Duanyu said indistinctly. "Darling, let go! There are already cracks in the mask. Are you trying to gouge my eyes out?"
"Who is 'darling'?" Kal'tsit persisted.
"What a stupid question! Who else could my darling be?"
"Shut up and say my name!"
The fierce aura emanating from him stunned Qin Duanyu, who remained silent for a moment before finally speaking:
"I need help from the audience outside the venue. Warfarin is hanging there. Can I ask her..."
"There's no such thing. I just cut her rope!"
"Do you really think I don't know?" Qin Duanyu took a deep breath and asked.
"Stop trying to pull any tricks, you piece of trash, Dr. Kal'tsit!" Kal'tsit cracked her neck, preparing to summon Mon3tr.
Are you doubting me?
Is it really that hard to say a name?
"This isn't about the name, we trust Mother Hen!"
"What? Then let's go all the way! I'll bet you don't know my name with that whole box of pure Originium under your desk! What are you betting?" Kal'tsit's words became rapid.
"Does it really have to come to this? It has to be a fight to the death?" Qin Duanyu swallowed.
"Are you scared?"
"You're the coward, not me!"
"Hehehe, look at this lousy doctor pretending to be strong!" Kal'tsit sneered a few times, and Mon3tr was already hovering above Qin Duanyu's head.
"I'm giving you one last chance, let go!"
"I should be the one giving you the last chance!"
"There's no going back now, is that alright?" Qin Duanyu took a deep breath and said helplessly.
“Fine, that’s what I want. There can’t be one of us on Rhodes Island!” Kal’tsit wasn’t going to be intimidated.
"Count to three, and simultaneously say the location of our first kiss!"
"Hahaha, is that all you can think of now? You lust-driven scumbag doctor!"
"If you're going to be a coward, then go die!"
"Stop talking and get started!"
"One!" Qin Duanyu counted tremblingly.
"Two!" Kal'tsit quickly followed.
……
……
……
"Praying?" Kal'tsit asked when Qin Duanyu remained silent for a while.
"Well, before I die, let me say one more thing," Qin Duanyu said, her voice growing somber.
"Say!"
"Your hands have gotten rough, Kal'tsit."
Before Kal'tsit could say anything more, a pair of arms wrapped tightly around her. After struggling for a while, she gave in and rested her head on Qin Duanyu's shoulder.
"Next time we play this kind of game, remember to change your perfume brand. I'll never forget that special scent in my life."
"Mmm," Kal'tsit replied, blushing, ignoring the strong sexual harassment in her words.
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