"PhD……"
"You don't know when you'll be able to buy the three guns you have left, so remember to learn to save money and don't spend it on meaningless things. You can't expect Texas to take care of you for the rest of your life, can you?"
“…I will be careful.” Exusiai gripped the assault rifle Qin Duanyu had given her tightly, squeezing out the words through gritted teeth.
Although the doctor is a bit of a jerk in relationships, he's really good to me. He not only lets me eat and drink for free, but he also gave me four guns... If Qin Duanyu really loses his temper and starts cursing at her, Exusiai will actually feel better.
At least when it comes time to take action, she won't hesitate at all.
But such gentle words, without any anger until the very last moment, and even thinking of her in the best possible light, completely disrupted Exusiai's mind. For a moment, even the Originium Arts could not be smoothly transferred to the guns.
"Alright, who's going to do it? Please hurry up, I'm afraid of getting hurt." Before Exusiai, who was in a state of chaos, could say anything more, Qin Duanyu put her hands behind her back and loudly urged the girls on.
"Doctor, I know you're immune to my toxins, but this is an anesthetic made from a solution of datura flowers, psilocybin mushrooms, and raw aconite. You won't feel any pain throughout the whole process after drinking it." Blue Poison held up a bottle of dark purple potion and gestured for Qin Duanyu to drink it.
"Thank you, Blue Poison. You're still thinking of me even at a time like this. You're such a kind girl. I'm such a scumbag and I don't deserve you." Qin Duanyu took the potion and gently patted her head. "Anyway, you'll have Winter and the others with you from now on, so you won't feel lonely anymore."
One sentence stirred up Blue Poison's memories.
When she first arrived at Rhodes Island, facing the suspicion of the team leader, Frost, it was the person in front of her who directly activated the highest level of certification, allowing her to pass the certification of a senior operator in one fell swoop and become a hot commodity in the eyes of various action teams.
The uninhibited Ursus girls never hesitated to accept her identity as a poisoner, which allowed her to quickly integrate into the Rhodes Island group. She later learned that being assigned to Group C2 was something Qin Duanyu had decided against all opposition long ago.
Not to mention that she often lets the blue poison entangle her, in order to show others that she, this poisonous creature, is not dangerous. Qin Duanyu would complain a few times each time, but her body would honestly be dragged around by her.
If only he weren't so promiscuous! Blue Poison's azure eyes had been filled with tears at some point.
But should we really kill him for something like this?
"Melantha, please do the work. With your swordsmanship, you should be able to resolve this cleanly and efficiently, right?" Qin Duanyu slowly walked up to Melantha, holding her umbrella against his throat. "Won't this splatter blood on you? Should I turn around?"
"Please believe me," Melantha said coldly, her hand gripping the umbrella handle motionless, seemingly unaffected, though her tail was ruffled with tension.
“That’s right. That insecure little girl has grown into a mature operator who can stand on her own. With you all in charge of Rhodes Island’s future, I can finally rest easy.” Qin Duanyu nodded and stood there motionless.
Doctor, have you forgotten? The person who encouraged me to get to where I am today is clearly you! With just a gentle push forward, this scumbag who toyed with a young girl's feelings would be gone completely, but this kind of action that has become muscle memory is incredibly difficult for her.
The reason she was able to break through in her swordsmanship was because she wanted to protect Qin Duanyu. Now, however, she had to take action against the very person she was protecting. This absurd feeling even caused her swordsmanship cultivation to falter.
If you really push it, it might become a lifelong inner demon.
"Can't bring yourself to do it? I never thought that even in the last moments of my life I would make things difficult for you. I really am a bastard." Qin Duanyu said remorsefully, slowly turning his head to Texas, who was trying to smoke a POCKY cigarette.
“Don’t look at me. I didn’t even bring any weapons. I can’t just twist his neck, can I? The Doctor was my former employer. It would be too painful for him to do that.” Before Qin Duanyu could speak, Texas quickly explained to the others.
Her unusually talkative behavior indicates that she has also panicked.
"It's alright. If this can ease your anger, a little pain is nothing." Qin Duanyu leaned closer and wrapped her arms around his neck. "It's a pity that I couldn't leave any deep memories with you. But this way, it'll be easier for you to forget me, right? So, I'll leave the task of sending me on my way to the afterlife to you."
"That time in Lungmen, and that night... how can I forget?" Texas murmured softly. Because she didn't use any force, from other angles, the two looked like a couple embracing, without any intention of strangling each other.
Texas only stopped the "execution" after Exusiai and Lappland, who were standing nearby, couldn't bear to watch any longer and coughed a few times. Her face turned red.
Finally, the burden of taking action fell on Platinum's shoulders.
If we were to say which of the girls had the strongest killing intent, it would undoubtedly be Bai Jin. Her love turned into hatred and turned into a red dot, which is enough to prove that she was truly determined to take Qin Duanyu's head with her and sail away into the distance.
After a bout of crying and fussing, most of her resentment had already been vented. Although she still harbored dissatisfaction with Qin Duanyu's womanizing ways, it was difficult for her to return to the point where she wanted to kill him.
The girls who were initially so eager to take Qin Duanyu's place were now in chaos. On the contrary, Qin Duanyu, the person in charge, was extremely calm and kept urging the girls to make their move, showing no fear whatsoever.
After all, from God's perspective, with his targeted words, the girls had long since changed from the dangerous red back to the reassuring green.
"How about we follow the original suggestion and each beat him up? That would be enough to vent our anger?" After aiming for a long time, Platinum still didn't release the bowstring, and asked the other girls with a frown.
Bo's strategy plan technical summary: 5. A strong will to survive can become an obstacle to survival; you must know how to put yourself in a do-or-die situation. If you are in the most unfavorable situation, sweet words and coaxing will not help at all. Then the gentlest words and the warmest memories will become the sharpest weapons in your hands.
Section 171, Chapter 60: Getting Beaten Up? Not a chance.
"Indeed, the Doctor is a scumbag, but he is still one of the leaders of Rhodes Island. Killing him would definitely make Amiya sad! I absolutely do not mean to feel sorry for him. I really want to beat him into an Apru faction, just for Amiya's sake!"
"Killing someone without a commission goes against the corporate spirit of Penguin Logistics."
"There's nothing I can do. The doctor is immune to my toxins, so none of my methods work."
As soon as Bai Jin asked the question, the girls, who had already lost their murderous intent, found a way to back down and quietly echoed her.
At this point, the floating machete above their heads shattered into pieces, and the illusory pretty boy waving at Qin Duanyu was also cut into pieces and taken away by the two beautiful girls. The crisis was temporarily averted.
Qin Duanyu wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and gave herself a thumbs up for her quick thinking.
This series of actions seemed effortless and easy, but in reality, they were extremely dangerous, many times more difficult than facing Platinum alone. However, he still managed to keenly identify the problem.
Exusiai is a bit thick-skinned; even if she accidentally stumbles upon a plan, she would never think of dragging all the girls into causing trouble. Texas is meticulous enough, but being in a company like Penguin Logistics, she is not very good at organizing and directing others.
Blue Poison and Melantha: the former is kind and gentle by nature, and it would be impossible for her to come up with such a crazy idea. Although the latter has experience leading team members, that is based on the fact that the team members have worked together well enough. It would be a bit of a stretch to put together a team on the spot.
As for Platinum, if she wanted to do that, she could have started during their daytime date; there was no need to wait until now.
So, eliminating all the impossible options, the person most likely to incite the other girls and provoke their anger to create this scene is Lappland.
So Qin Duanyu first disrupted the girls' thinking with a series of small actions and hints, making them lose their backbone. Then, she naturally attacked them one by one, showing off her skills and completing the feat of 6-on-1 extreme escape.
Fortunately, none of these girls were truly yandere or had actually turned evil; otherwise, these words would not only have failed to alleviate their murderous intent but would have further provoked them, leading to Qin Duanyu's even more tragic death.
Of course, if he unfortunately encounters this situation, or if he doesn't have a flash of inspiration, Mr. Bo is not without solutions.
The death penalty may be waived, but the punishment is unforgivable.
Although he survived, the idea that the girls would let him go and accept him as a member of Crystal Palace, and that they would get along well without any grudges, is just wishful thinking.
Judging from their still indignant eyes, a beating seemed inevitable. But compared to the tragic future of not even being able to leave behind a complete corpse and only being able to erect a cenotaph, being beaten was already an extremely perfect ending.
Besides, despite their big fuss, if they don't intend to use lethal force, it's probably all bark and no bite. At most, they'll just give me a few light punches in the chest, like they did with Platinum before. Do you really think they'd actually send me to the ICU...?
"Look what I found!" Exusiai tripped over something and almost fell. She looked down at the ground by the light above her head and found that it was an iron rod. She picked it up and tried it out; it was quite easy to handle.
Looking ahead, she saw that the viewing pavilion on the rooftop was under repair, with a large pile of materials there, including many iron bars and wooden sticks. She quickly called everyone over to choose some tools.
Everyone ran over with smiles on their faces. Even Blue Poison Angel put away her crossbow, picked up a wooden stick about the thickness of a finger, and looked at Qin Duanyu with ill intent.
“A-Neng, you…”
"Don't be afraid, Doctor. We'll control our strength. When it comes to street fights where we can injure but not kill, Penguin Logistics is a professional."
As Exusiai carefully imparted her experience while waving her staff over, Qin Duanyu's eyes widened. Suddenly, she felt that the black horns of the Sarkaz race were more suitable for her head than the halo.
However, since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being unjust.
"Well, I only have one request, please don't hit my face, okay? Although none of you have ever seen what I look like, but..." Qin Duanyu covered her head with her hands and asked weakly.
"Don't worry, Doctor, even if you didn't say anything, I wouldn't have the heart to hit him. It's true, it's a shame to ruin such a handsome face." Exusiai had no idea she was being tricked and was still pondering whether to hit his back or legs.
"Ah Neng, have you seen the Doctor's face?" Texas's POCKY fell to the ground and asked in surprise.
Although Texas knew that Exusiai had been to Qin Duanyu's room, she never saw Qin Duanyu's face. She thought that her good friend Exusiai was in a similar situation. She didn't expect that she would sneak out to the front.
Texas, who knew part of the truth, was so shocked, not to mention the other girls, who stared at Exusiai with envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Hahaha... This is a long story..." Exusiai realized she had misspoke, and without bothering to beat someone up to vent her anger, she casually threw the iron rod aside, scratched the back of her head, and tried to change the subject.
"Speak!" the remaining girls said in unison.
Seeing that she could no longer hide it, Exusiai had no choice but to repeat what happened that night in Lungmen.
"What? You actually slept with the Doctor all night? That's so enviable... so shameless!" Platinum's face showed anger. She had indeed seen what Qin Duanyu looked like, but holding him all night was something she never dared to imagine.
"Wait a minute, Texas. Why are you only surprised that you can see the Doctor's appearance? Could it be that you also..." Lappland quickly realized the problem and pointed the stick at Texas.
"I didn't..." Texas took out a Pocky stick and put it in her mouth, quickly denying it.
"When you lie, your gaze shifts to the other side, and your tail droops. You still haven't broken that habit," Lappland said, frowning and sounding annoyed.
Now it was Texas's turn to feel awkward. After being stared at for a moment, she finally gave in and told Qin Duanyu that she had gotten drunk and slept with him all night.
"When I was choking the Doctor just now, I could smell Lappland on his mouth!" Texas hesitated for a moment before dragging Lappland into the water. After all, deodorant could be sprayed on the body, but pouring it into the mouth was a bit too outrageous.
The scent of Lappland, of course, could not escape her notice.
“Miss Platinum, judging from your tone, you’re only surprised that they saw the Doctor’s appearance. Could it be that you also…” Blue Poison looked at everyone’s expressions, pondered for a while, and then joined the battle.
As it turns out, the fortress is most easily destroyed from within, because, preoccupied with each person's different progress, they have forgotten about teaching the scumbag a lesson, and the so-called alliance collapses on its own.
Getting beaten up? I'd never get beaten up in my life!
Qin Duanyu looked at the sky and sighed sadly.
The lightning outside burned out the transformer today, and it was just repaired. The second update might be a little late, but I will post an extra short episode as compensation. According to the vote in the group, it should be Blue Poison.
Chapter 61, Section 172: The Doctor Will Not Die in a Shura Field
"I never expected that the people from Penguin Logistics would use being drunk as an excuse to sneak into other people's beds and sleep with them all night. It's disgusting, even I find it disgusting!"
"You slut who forcibly kissed the doctor, what right do you have to call others disgusting? In Victoria, if a girl behaves so rudely, she will be despised by everyone!"
"Blue Poison and you both went to the park alone with the Doctor. Don't act all innocent now that you got the benefit. I made plans as soon as I arrived in Siesta, but I haven't had a chance to put them into practice yet!"
In just a few minutes, according to Qin Duanyu's count, the girls were divided into different factions, such as those who had been to the park and those who hadn't, those who had hugged him and those who hadn't, and Rhodes Island operators and Penguin Logistics operators. They vividly performed a scene from the Warring States period, sometimes forming alliances and sometimes opposing sides. It was impossible to tell that they had initially planned to beat someone up.
Hey, are you guys still going to hit me or not? If not, I'm going back to sleep!
Ignored, Qin Duanyu shook his head. Although he was enjoying watching the show, his purpose was far more than just avoiding being beaten up.
The girls present weren't stupid; on the contrary, they were all outstanding in their respective fields. Once they calmed down and realized something was wrong, they would naturally discover that the root of all the problems lay with him, and he would inevitably get a good beating.
But after studying Bo's strategy for so long, who wouldn't be able to apply it to other situations?
Qin Duanyu took a deep breath and subtly moved outwards, coming to the side of Exusiai closest to the edge of the rooftop. Using her as cover, she suddenly leaped over the railing.
"Doctor, what are you doing?" Melantha was the first to notice something was wrong and pointed at Qin Duanyu.
The remaining girls stopped arguing upon hearing this and nervously watched Qin Duanyu walk to the edge of the rooftop. If he took just one more step, he would be in a free fall of nearly thirty meters.
It should be noted that even a lithe and agile king-killer would break his leg if he fell from this height. Now, with Qin Duanyu's weak physique, he would probably be severely disabled even if he didn't die.
???
The girls present had seen their share of big events, but they were still baffled by Qin Duanyu's actions. Was this guy feeling neglected and unhappy, and trying to make a scene for himself?
“Each of you is a wonderful girl worth spending your life with. But you’re all so unlucky to have run into a greedy guy like me, who’s so arrogant as to want to reciprocate everyone’s feelings. But I really don’t know who to choose or who to give up.” Qin Duanyu said, looking at the miniature scenery below, feeling a wave of dizziness.
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