Doctor, I'm really strong!

Liu Jiuli's expression was priceless. After hesitating for a long time, he said, "No, this kind of thing is hard to understand, you know? Is someone forcing me from behind?"

Talulah blinked: "If anyone is forcing me, it's definitely you."

Liu Jiuli was stunned: "What? Huang Silang is actually myself!"

"What is Huang Silang?" Talulah didn't understand what Liu Jiuli was trying to say, so she could only follow up on the previous explanation:

"You gave them such great honor and protection, isn't it normal for them to give you everything?"

Liu Jiuli was already tearing his hair out: "How is this normal? Overtime? Do you like working overtime?!"

Talulah stared at Liu Jiuli for a long time before speaking, "I always felt that you were different from many people, and now I've figured out exactly what makes you different."

Liu Jiuli was taken aback for a moment, then asked, "What's the difference? Aren't they both two shoulders carrying one head?"

Talulah shook her head: "In your eyes, whether it's royalty or commoners, everyone is a human being, and you treat everyone the same. In other words, you treat everyone you meet as a human being, and you treat them equally."

Liu Jiuli: "What kind of difference is this? Isn't it perfectly normal?"

Talulah shook her head and said, "No, people are different, people are not equal, people live in different worlds. This is common sense for everyone, but it is not common sense for you. You are different from all of us, whether it is the education you have received or the style of doing things. Who exactly are you?"

Liu Jiuli replied seriously, "That's really terrible. You need to correct your thinking and re-understand the world."

Talulah twirled her hair with her fingers and said, "Only you think that way. Even I, even if I stand on the side of the infected and resist, I can't treat everyone equally like you do. Only people who have received this kind of education since childhood would think that way. Your life is completely different from ours, like we are from two different worlds."

Liu Jiuli nodded: "They are indeed from two different worlds."

Talulah laughed and said, "You are really humorous. Okay, let's get back to the previous topic. Actually, you are the only one who cares about working overtime from beginning to end. Because of your deterrent power and execution ability, the people who carry out your will have no choice but to care."

Liu Jiuli looked utterly dejected: "So it turns out it's still my fault after all."

Talulah slowly shook her head: "I think you must have grown up in a very wealthy and happy environment. Only such an environment could have nurtured someone like you. You know, in the face of enormous survival pressure, just being able to survive is hope. As for anything more, you can't and dare not even dream of it."

Liu Jiuli: "So?"

Talulah looked at Liu Jiuli, her gaze gradually softening: "But you gave them a better choice, even the choice to be a human being."

Liu Jiuli shook his head and said, "This is only natural, and I don't think I deserve great credit."

Talulah: "You may not think so, but that doesn't mean others will. To them, or rather to the Birdsassins born in the frigid lands, you are their benevolent father."

"A loving father!?"

At that moment, Liu Jiuli was a little confused. The image of that bearded man kept flashing through his mind, as well as the various pictures of Xi Jinping that his silly friends in the QQ group had posted back then.

You're very good. I've decided to send you to develop Siberia.

Katyn Forest needs fertile land, you'd better get going.

Well said, the Gulag Hotel invites you.

Cough cough cough, jokes aside, what makes me think I'm worthy of being compared to a loving father?

Talulah, of course, had no idea how many Paradox Interactive players' thoughts were flashing through Liu Jiuli's mind. She continued, "Countless Ursus people were born in the ice and snow. When they opened their eyes, they saw this cruel world. From the day they became aware of things, surviving was something they had to do with all their might. Failure meant death."

"No one likes a snowfield so cold that even potatoes can't grow. They have cried out about the injustice of the world, but that only freezes their tears on their cheeks, along with their lives."

"They yearn for warm land, a warm life, and warm weather. Here, whoever can give them hope for survival is their emperor, the supreme tsar."

Talulah paused, staring into Liu Jiuli's eyes, and said very seriously, "On this land, only the strongest, the most ruthless, the most cruel, and the most cunning rulers are qualified to rule them, to turn them into gray livestock, and to charge towards their long-cherished goal time and time again, without regard for consequences or costs. For victory, any sacrifice is worthwhile and acceptable."

Liu Jiuli felt uncomfortable listening to this and tried his best to apply the labels Talulah had given him to himself.

But judging by appearances, it's impossible to stick it on. I don't have the skill and courage of his kind father.

"I think what you're describing isn't the Tsar, it's the Black Serpent Koschche."

Talulah: "Koschei is indeed one of the Tsars, but he is not a truly qualified Tsar. He is too conservative, so conservative that he can only repeat the past cycle over and over again. But you broke the cycle and showed another possibility."

Liu Jiuli looked speechless: "So you're saying I look like the Tsar?"

Talulah nodded and said, "The only rulers here are the Tsars, because only the Tsars are needed on this frigid, tundra land."

Liu Jiuli's expression gradually turned serious: "Are you saying that they are offering their loyalty to me in this way?"

Talulah nodded: "That's right."

Liu Jiuli frowned, then suddenly asked, "Black Snake, did you find it fun to switch identities with Talulah halfway through?"

Talulah's expression froze instantly, then she coughed twice and asked, "When did you find out?"

"You think you can fool me with such a small trick? You're quite adept at misleading others."

Liu Jiuli's mental perception is extremely sharp. Although the Black Serpent and Talulah are of one mind and body and have theoretically merged into one person, it is difficult to distinguish them through language alone. However, Liu Jiuli can tell the difference. The subtle difference is as conspicuous to him as a Razer keyboard in the dark.

Seeing that she had been exposed, Talulah, the Black Serpent, was not embarrassed at all. Instead, she revealed a wicked woman's smile and said, "As expected of the man I've set my sights on, you have me completely under your thumb. As a ruler, you've already met your standards."

“This is not the kind of rule I want, Black Serpent Koschche.”

"It doesn't matter. As long as we share the same goal, I don't care what path we take. All ideologies will disappear, but the empire will exist forever. You don't understand the soul of Ursus. The people need a strong father."

"You remind me of... never mind, maybe you're all the same at heart."

They are all warrior nations capable of turning the tide when their health is low.

Just then, Talulah, the Black Serpent, suddenly pressed herself against him, saying with a seductive expression, "I think that before you become an excellent ruler, you can first learn to be a strong man. Consider this precious body a gift from me to you, the future... King of Ursus."

Chapter 62: Two Women Make a Drama

((|3[▓▓]Goodnight, comrades)

A completely unexpected development—the Black Serpent actually offered itself up!?

I'm in Terra, and Talulah, the Black Serpent, likes me. She's about to steal my heart! What should I do? Urgent! I need help ASAP!

Talulah, as the person involved, naturally refused, protesting loudly in her consciousness space: "What are you doing? This is my body!"

"Silly child, I'm helping you get a good background. Quickly say thank you to Sister Black Snake."

"Thanks my ass! Give me back my body!"

"That's not something you can decide, hehehe."

Talulah was both anxious and angry. How come she never realized before that this scheming old man was so infuriating?

Hey Tarua, from an aesthetic point of view, Black Snake is way better than you. At least she knows how to wear a skirt, and it's a gothic style with black stockings. She's quite knowledgeable (a compliment from an LSP).

But Liu Jiuli simply stretched out his hand and kept the black snake Talulah at bay.

"Have you asked Talulah how she feels?"

"She and I are one person, inseparable."

Liu Jiuli chuckled and snorted, "I bet she's protesting loudly right now."

Talulah the Black Serpent dismissed it: "What does it matter? As long as it's a done deal, she'll have to accept it no matter what. Women can develop feelings over time or over the course of a relationship, as long as you meet the prerequisites."

Liu Jiuli was completely dumbfounded: "What are you talking about?"

Talulah smiled slightly: "It's very simple. Talulah just needs to be unable to get out of bed by tomorrow morning. It's very simple for you, isn't it?"

Talulah was on the verge of a breakdown: "You bastard, what are you saying!"

Liu Jiuli looked at her with a →_→ expression, completely devoid of worldly desires.

Talulah, the black snake, immediately retorted with displeasure, "Hey, what's with that expression? Am I not pretty?"

Liu Jiuli shrugged: "Your body is borrowed from someone else, and I've seen other Black Snake clones before. The only thing worth praising is your aesthetic sense."

Any clone chosen by the Black Serpent, regardless of anything else, is at least undeniably attractive. Even if they are middle-aged men, they possess a unique charm that would make them irresistible to young girls or wealthy women.

Talulah the Black Serpent continued to tempt, "This is a rare opportunity, and it's a hybrid of two great dragon clans."

Liu Jiuli crossed his arms and said with a disdainful look, "Are you trying to sell me something, or are you pimping? You think you can bribe me with just a girl? (ˉ▽￣～) Tch~~"

"Hey, what do you mean! Don't you think you... eh? EMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

Well, the black snake tricked Talulah again. After sensing Talulah's dissatisfaction, the black snake immediately switched control of her body. Before Talulah could react, she blurted out what was on her mind.

Looking at Talulah, whose face was flushed, Liu Jiuli shrugged and said, "You two are having a lot of fun. Is this some kind of schizophrenia?"

"You—get—out—of—me!!!"

With a loud bang, Liu Jiuli was kicked out, and the door slammed shut. But because Talulah had used too much force, the door and frame broke apart with a snap and fell to the ground.

"Wow w(?Д?)w, you guys really know how to have fun so late at night, the door even fell down, the battle is fierce."

Ling appeared in the corridor at some point, holding a gourd of wine, her face showing the joy of an older sister seeing her younger brother grow up. Just then, Talulah had slipped down halfway through her pajamas due to her exertion, revealing her bare shoulder. Coupled with her perfectly timed blush, this was truly a situation that was impossible to clear her name even if she jumped into the Yellow River.

Liu Jiuli looked at the door, then at Talulah, and finally at Ling. Considering that he had come to Talulah's room late at night to find her, he came to a conclusion.

No matter how I explain, it's no use. I can't exactly ask Ling to verify Talulah's purity.

"Hey, Sister Ling, what brings you here all of a sudden?"

Liu Jiuli's expression while speaking was as if nothing had happened (of course, nothing really had happened). As long as I didn't get caught up in the awkwardness, it was others who would be embarrassed next.

Ling clapped her hands with a smile: "Oh dear, little brother thinks his sister is in the way? It's alright, sister will leave now. But even young people should take care of their health. Do you want sister to buy you some bedding?"

Liu Jiuli waved his hand dismissively: "No need. Even if we have children, I can afford to raise them. By the way, what should we name the first child?"

Ling immediately perked up: "Sister will help you come up with a good name!"

At this moment, Talulah, both shy and furious, could no longer bear it and drew her Originium sword.

"You two, haven't you had enough?!"

Fortunately, Liu Jiuli reacted quickly; otherwise, at least half of the house would have burned down. Now, he only made a hole in the roof, avoiding an even bigger embarrassment if things escalated.

Realizing he'd gone too far with his joke, Liu Jiuli could only explain, "Actually, nothing happened. I came to ask Talulah about work, and just now..."

After explaining what had just happened, Ling showed a very disappointed expression.

"I thought I could be an aunt."

Liu Jiuli couldn't help but ask, "Hey sis, out of your twelve siblings, isn't one of them married?"

Ling put her hands on her hips and said, "How could that be? Everyone is very busy, and besides, ordinary people can't be with us. There are many reasons for this. Anyway, everyone is single now."

Liu Jiuli: "Didn't you ever consider producing and selling your own products?"

Ling raised an eyebrow, then put her arm around Liu Jiuli's neck, leaned closer and asked with a mischievous grin, "Oh, thinking of self-production and self-consumption, huh? Do you, little brother, have some designs on your older sister?"

Liu Jiuli glanced at him sideways: "You're overthinking it. Not at all."

Ling was instantly displeased: "What! Do you think I'm not pretty?"