My favorite is Magical Girl Merry: Benten-san...
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Yeah, the doctor's pretty timid.
Benten: Doctor, you're not going to make girls like you like that.
Benten: Girls want guys to be more assertive and confident. If you're insecure, how can you expect girls to respect you?
My favorite is Magical Merry: But the delinquent Merry-chan...
Benten: What's wrong? What's wrong with the girl? No matter what, the guy should be the one to muster up the courage first. Are you going to wait for the girl to take the initiative?!
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: ... (thinking)
Miss Benten the Fox has been missing for some time now, and I wonder what she's been up to all this time.
Benten's comments in the group chat are a bit impulsive right now. First, let's keep the option about "Aunt Flo's Visiting" on hold. Then, let's analyze Benten's words word by word, uncovering the true story with our intelligence! Benten: Doctor, don't keep girls waiting for these things. Girls don't have much time for you to realize things. Don't end up saying, "Looking back, I met the one I wanted to protect most when I was at my most helpless."
Benten: It's hurtful to both her and the person who will settle down and be with you in the future.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
My Favorite Magical Merry: ...Ms. Benten, are you alright?
Not only Miss Fox, but even the doctor noticed something was wrong with these remarks.
Such remarks...
Fallen Saint Black Cat: Miss Benten is heartbroken?
Benten:...
On a day when the rain was pouring down, Benten, who was standing outside the temple where the Shimogamo family was based, looked at the sake jar in his hand with an umbrella, and without hesitation threw it away. It landed somewhere in the grass with the sound of rain.
Well...
In the rain, Benten, who was high above and unapproachable, opened his mouth silently, looking at the few raccoons huddled together below the temple. Only a heavy smell of alcohol dissipated and drifted into the rain.
My legs, already soaked by the rain, felt as heavy as lead and I couldn't move them.
Boom!
A clap of thunder ripped through the rain-shrouded world, illuminating Benten's usually weary face. Tears and raindrops splattered on his face, making him seem less like the aloof Tengu Benten and more like an ordinary young girl...
"..."
Bentian straightened his expression.
Benten: Oh dear, it's a little embarrassing to say this, but I've never been in a relationship before, so how could I have experienced heartbreak?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
Saying such things makes one even more suspicious.
However, Miss Fox certainly doesn't believe that Benten is heartbroken or anything. In the original work, after Shimogamo Yasaburo chose to be with Kaisei, this woman's appearance remained the same as usual. Moreover, even her boldest move was just an ambiguous hint. A woman who has already disguised herself in layers is unlikely to take off her disguise on her own initiative.
So if Miss Fox isn't mistaken!
Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Benten, did you get your period on a snowy day?!
Benten:...
Benten: Doctor, you probably mustered up the courage to show up in the chat room today, but then hesitated at the last minute, right?
My favorite is Magical Mary: Ah, this...
That was absolutely right!
The doctor smiled wryly, not knowing why he had made such a noticeable difference.
The doorbell was right there, but he couldn't muster the strength to press it. Da Vinci's encouragement had finally given him the courage, but standing in front of the door, he felt as if he had exhausted all his courage and remained hesitant.
However, it didn't last long. Even if the master of the room inside was so lazy and forgot to eat, the disciple would always go out to bring food back to his master at noon. In fact, as long as he continued to have the courage to stand at the door, time would make the choice for him...
"I really am..."
"Yes, that's right. Aigo has been watching you pace back and forth here all morning. Aigo has never seen such a cowardly man!"
Thump thump thump!
The door to the room suddenly swung open, and a girl in a gothic Lolita dress stood in the doorway, raising her eyebrows. Without any hesitation, she grabbed the doctor's arm and yanked him into the room!
"Come in! Your master won't even look at you anyway!"
"Hmm, Aika brought lunch back so quickly?"
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Chapter 280 Everyone Here Is My Wife
Benten: Doctor, buddy?
Newbie (just filling in the numbers): Oh no, the doctor's gone too. I bet the guy who paid for the service found out and dragged him into bed.
Grocery store owner: (drinking tea)
There are an unusually large number of relationship problems in the chat group today. Aizen looked towards the window with some emotion; the black cat was just there a moment ago.
It would be quite interesting if Kisuke Urahara could actually guess what he's planning to do now.
Unfortunately, Aizen had long since lost interest in such drama.
Fallen Saint Black Cat: General Store
Fallen Saint Black Cat: A general store connecting all dimensions, I'd like to see what kind of general merchandise you have.
Benten: Oh, little black cat, it seems like this place has a special supply of Yin-Yang talisman paper. If you're interested, you can exchange some for self-defense and protection against evil spirits~
Newbie here to fill in: Benten-san, it's snowing, and my period is here~?
Benten: (╬)
Fallen Saint Black Cat: Yin-Yang magic? I see, a paper-shaped Pokémon ball?
Grocery store clerk: Pokemon?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Ah, now that you mention it, it does seem quite similar, like Pokémon and Shikigami.
Newbie here just filling in the numbers: Seriously, when are we going to get someone from the Pokémon world in this lousy group? Anime, games, manga—any timeline, anyone will do...
Newbie just there to fill a spot: emmmmm...
Newbie just there to fill the numbers: No, Gages is no good. Everyone else is fine, but Gages isn't!
Grocery store owner: ...
Dream: Alright, since you put it that way, then the next new member of this broken group will be Gages!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Someone, drag this Dreamy creature away and make soup from it!
Sorrowful Departure: Well, there's nothing I can do about it. This is the group owner's order. /Drag away Illusion Dream
Huanmeng: ! No, you can't do this! I've shed blood for the world, I've contributed to society! You can't treat me like this! Ah! / Dragged away
Benten: (wiping sweat)
Benten: Gages... I know Pokémon is a top-tier IP in the world, but would an IP focused on children have any truly despicable villains?
Fallen Saint Black Cat: Benten-san, most of the villains in Pokémon are just people who are a bit extreme and have gone astray.
Fallen Saint Black Cat: But Gages is an exception!
Phantom Dream: Gages was supposed to be the founder of the Plasma Group, right? His son usurped the throne. (I'm just guessing.)
Newbie here to fill in: You seem to come from nowhere, right? I guess I'll just behead you before I stew you!
Mourning: / Slashing the blade to behead
Grocery store clerk: It sounds like Gages is some kind of heinous villain?
Newbie (just filling a spot): Uncle, this is more than that!
For newbies just looking to fill in the numbers: There are nine bosses in each of the eight generations of Pokémon games, and none of them are truly heinous villains. Even the most mysterious Giovanni seems to have some connection to Kanade, the second male lead from Generation II.
Newbies just there to fill the numbers: Gages is the only exception.
The Fallen Saint Black Cat: Perhaps because Gages comes from Generation V, which has the most complex and exciting storyline and is relatively heavier than other generations, Gages' actions perfectly embody the image of a villain who commits all kinds of evil and is utterly unforgivable.
For newbies just filling in the numbers: The common villain trope in the Pokémon world, like abusing Pokémon, needs no further explanation; I'll just give a simple example.
The "filler newbie": Throughout the Pokémon generations, villains who clash with the protagonist's beliefs typically reflect on their actions and give up resistance after a Pokémon battle if they lose. They also cooperate fully with the protagonist to resolve crises that threaten world destruction. However, Gages is an exception. The most classic example is in the second playthrough of Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (Generation VII). While other bosses give the protagonist the stage key after losing, Gages refuses and even attempts to take a hostage to turn the tide.
Newbie here: Now it's clear, right? What kind of character is Gages?
The Passing Away: In a world where most people are good, a villain suddenly appears (drinking tea).
Dream: Got it, the next new member in this broken group is Gages.
Benten: People like that sound difficult to get along with. Can the administrator kick them out?
Newbie here to fill a spot: If the next member really is Gages, I'll kick this Dreamy out first!
Huanmeng: That's too much!
Grocery store owner: Indeed, although everyone in this chat group has different personalities, they are all good people overall.
Aizen adjusted his glasses.
Fallen Saint Black Cat: The people in the chat room are so nice, and they speak so pleasantly. I really don't want someone like Gages to come in.
Newbie (just there to make up the numbers): Great, it seems everyone here has reached a consensus.
Newbie here to fill the numbers: If the next new member is really Gages, drag Dream away, chop him up, and make soup!
[Group Announcement: Everyone here is my wife who has joined this group]
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
Sorrowful Death: Ah, this ID...
Newbie just trying to make up the numbers: Can IDs really grow this long?
Everyone here is my wife: Hello everyone, I'm a newbie here, please guide me in the future!
Everyone here is my wife: Wow, I was quite startled when this chat group invitation first popped into my head. My first thought was that my long-awaited cheat code had finally come online! It's really exciting!
Everyone here is my wife: But thinking about it, I'm just an ordinary person in the real world. Although I'm a homebody, I think cultivating something is too tiring, and I'm quite used to my current life, so I only accepted the invitation a day later. Sorry! (Hands clasped together)
Dream: ...
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