Mourning: This... is written in Chinese, right?
Newbie just filling in the blanks: It is indeed in Chinese, but the speaking style is more like a Chinese-accented Japanese dialect.
Everyone here is my wife: because I was reincarnated in an island nation, which is unavoidable. People are fickle, and after a decade or so, one eventually adapts.
Everyone here is my wife: The problem is I've been transported to another world. I originally planned to write the popular light novels beforehand and then live a carefree life, but it turns out that unlike plagiarized novels, I can't remember the specific details at all. In fact, when those light novels are published, my memories are awakened, and it feels like I've been spoiled. It's so painful!
Mind and Eyes Thunder Lord: Wait a minute
Newbie here to fill the numbers: According to your logic, you're still on the original Earth?
Everyone here is my wife: Well, Earth is of course on Earth, but it doesn't seem to be the original Earth...
[Group member Huanmeng has applied to travel between worlds!]
[Group members pay for newbie applications to participate in cross-world travel]
[A group member who passed away requested to undergo cross-dimensional travel]
[Group members...]
In an instant, the moment Miss Fox activated the time travel function, her screen was flooded with a series of applications!
Everyone in the group who had traveled through time shared the same thought as her!
"Damn it! If I hadn't already used up my monthly cross-dimensional travel ability, I would have liked to go back and take a look too! Damn it!"
And there's this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a paid newbie, who's actually spying on the screen!
Faced with this, the aggrieved Miss Fox could only tearfully refuse them all!
"You all better wait a month! You bastard!!"
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Chapter 281 Shameful? Not Shameful
Seven-Colored Leopard Leaps at Maoyu: Hmm?
Seven-Colored Leopard Jumping Jade: You refused, why did you refuse? @NewbieJustMakingUpNumbers
Everyone here is my wife: Refuse, refuse what?
As a newbie who had just joined the group, he didn't quite understand the terminology used in this already established network of relationships. He didn't even know what functions the chat group had, or which faction the other members belonged to.
To be honest, if the group invitation hadn't been something he could refuse and hadn't shown no signs of disappearing after a day, he wouldn't have even considered joining the chat group.
Just as he said, although he stumbled and struggled for over a decade after being reincarnated in an island nation—failing to become a plagiarist because he couldn't remember the details of the works—he still possessed advanced techniques for creating satisfying stories and various advanced writing insights. With these experiences and his efforts in this life, he was neither too young nor too old. At only sixteen, a high school age, he was already able to live comfortably in the island nation as long as he didn't touch luxury goods. He was very satisfied with his current life and didn't want to get involved in any strange events.
So when he was invited to this chat group, he initially refused, and he still refuses now.
But there was no way to refuse this chat group, so I had to accept it and treat it as a normal chat group. As long as I treated the group members as ordinary chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers, all the monsters and ghosts would be fake, and I would even find the people in this chat group quite cute.
"This chat group seems to have an unbalanced male-to-female ratio, with only a few women. As for the group admin, who's just there to fill in the newbies, you can tell at a glance that he's a weirdo with a peculiar way of thinking."
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Ah Qiu!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Who, who said I'm handsome behind my back?
Noelle: If you're going to sneeze, just sneeze. There's no need to type it out as an onomatopoeia, you idiot group admin.
Huanmeng: So, why was the application rejected?
Paid newbie: It seems everyone has the same idea, but the group admin has cruelly stifled our ideas. Well, there's nothing we can do, we only have one choice!
Everyone here is my wife: Do you need a cane?
True Lord of Thunder and Lightning: I'm currently entangled with something claiming to be the world's consciousness, so even if I agree, I can't go back. However, I can still calmly analyze the situation.
Heart-Mind Thunder Lord: I was so excited when I saw the newbie say they were still on Earth that I typed it out too quickly. Now I scrolled back to check, and the newbie added, "But it doesn't seem to be the original version..."
Heart-Mind Thunder Lord: And thinking about it carefully, the newcomer said he was reborn in a past timeline. I believe everyone is familiar with parallel worlds, right? The infinite monkey theory has been used to explain this countless times in the group. Therefore, the Earth where the newcomer is located is most likely not the Earth before our time travel.
Paid newbie: Indeed, the second half of the sentence is this.
Sorrowful passing: Now that you mention it, it's true.
Sadness: But group admin, aren't you going to explain why your application was rejected? /Sharpening the Knife
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: ...That's because I noticed that newbie's comment a long time ago, I just didn't want you guys to waste this once-a-month opportunity!
Yes! That's exactly it!
As the chat group admin, she had such sharp eyes that she noticed the second half of the sentence immediately when these silly group members were all thinking about applying to return to Earth! Rejecting the silly group members' applications in time would not only waste the time travel opportunity, but also could lead to the possibility of being punished as a newcomer after the investigation found something was wrong!
Who can blame her, as the group admin, for being so considerate of her group members!
"Miss, here is your meal..."
"Ah! I really meant well, it's not that my time travel limit has expired!!" "What's wrong, Miss? Are you alright?"
The waiter was startled and almost dropped the tray. Seeing that Miss Fox looked unwell, he quickly put down the tray and went over to help her: "Do you need our help?"
"...No, I'm fine. I was just thinking about something and got startled."
Seeing this, Miss Fox calmed down. Those silly group members couldn't travel through time without her permission, so they couldn't just jump out of thin air to attack her. Therefore, there was nothing to worry about.
Even the flat-chested loli Evilue, who might laugh at her, was sent to her territory with her prepared solution by using the excuse of eliminating Lana's trickery. There was no need to worry about anyone laughing at her there.
"I'm so sorry I didn't notice your state of mind and interrupted your thoughts. How about this, as an apology, I'll personally sponsor you a cup of hot fruit milk as a token of my remorse!"
Looking up, she saw the waiter looking at her with concern, while the hotel was completely deserted, with everyone's eyes focused on her!
Miss Fox then realized that she had been so frightened that she had even shut down her ability to reduce her presence!
"What are you looking at!"
After quickly restarting, he finally started talking quietly.
Damn it! This newbie didn't explain herself clearly before speaking, she's made a huge fool of herself! Don't let her get the chance! We'll make this newbie lose face even more!
Everyone here is my wife: Wait, wait, wait!
Everyone here is my wife: Judging from your conversation, if I haven't misunderstood, you were just applying to come to my world.
Paid newbie: You guessed right, that's exactly it.
Fantasy Dream: It's a pity that this shameless group leader rejected me. That's too much!
Noelle: It must be that this shameless group leader has already used up his once-a-month cross-world travel opportunity, so he's unhappy that we can go back and that's why he refused!
Newbie just there to fill a spot: How could that be? I'm not Aoyama!
The Great Demon King Qingshan:...
Newbie here to fill in: Hello Aoyama, Aoyama, you have to work hard! Aoyama, please stop spamming the group! Goodbye, Aoyama!
[Group Announcement: The administrator has banned Qingshan the Great Demon King from speaking for one day]
Everyone here is my wife: ...
Newbie (just filling in the numbers): Huh? Qingshanren's gone again. He's really busy. He logged in and didn't even say a word before rushing off to cultivate.
Newbie here to fill in: Newcomers should learn a lot from Aoyama's hard work. There are no shortcuts to cultivation; only hard work is eternal!
Paid newbie: After drinking this bowl of toxic chicken soup, tonight, we are all wolves in training!
Everyone here is my wife: uh
To all of you here, you are my wives: Actually, I don't have such thoughts. I'm very happy and satisfied with my current life. I'm very grateful for your invitation to join the group, and I know that even if I don't have the talent for cultivation, everyone in the group has a way to help me cultivate.
All of you here are my wives: but rather than living a long and lonely life, I would rather grow old with the ones I love and live a peaceful life together!
Dream: ...
Seven-Colored Leopard Leaps Over Jade: Is the newcomer a social butterfly?
Fallen Holy Black Cat: 嘘
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Girlfriend... (slaps chin)
It doesn't matter what the topic is, as long as we don't continue with the previous topic.
Newbie here to make up the numbers: Well, as is tradition, let the newbie introduce themselves!
Grocery store owner: ...
(When did this tradition begin?)
Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.
Chapter 282 Miss Mao Yu, who takes care of the child, is having a tough time.
My name is Shiroyama Gages. Apart from the strange name, I am not strange at all. I am just an ordinary person who was overshadowed by the Meng Po soup.
An accident in 2020 led to his reincarnation as an ordinary person who returned to an island nation in the past, beginning his second life.
Forced to learn the island language he didn't know before, and realizing that the Earth he was reincarnated on was no different from the Earth in his memory, he began to plan to become a plagiarist from a young age.
Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. When I was able to write my work fluently in Japanese, I found that although I could remember the general outlines of the various novels I had read, I couldn't recall the actual content as clearly as I could with those plagiarized novels. I couldn't memorize the entire book from memory without any mistakes. Instead, my mind went completely blank, and I had no idea what to write at the beginning.
Left with no other choice, I had to abandon the idea of plagiarism.
Fortunately, I still remember the well-developed formula for satisfying and enjoyable stories. Since I can't recall the details of those famous works, it's feasible to write them myself.
Initially, the plot stumbled a bit because the formula didn't quite fit the national context. However, after diligently studying Japanese culture and meticulously adapting the formula, it gradually gained traction and finally achieved great success in the year it entered high school. The editorial department had high hopes for it, allocating a significant amount of funding for its animation adaptation. The confirmed production company and director were among the most renowned in the industry. The mobile game and related merchandise also enjoyed considerable popularity. With proper management, it could become a long-lasting IP and instantly join the ranks of high-income earners!
Then, following the classic formula, he recruited writers to form a studio. After a period of adjustment, he became a boss who only provided outlines, even having others write the books for him. The things he had been busy with since he could write finally came to fruition, and he was finally able to start enjoying this second life.
Unexpectedly, the Earth after this reincarnation was not as simple as the Earth in the "past" time that I had imagined!
In high school! At the high school I entered after passing the entrance exam, I was shocked to find that my deskmate was Hachiman Hikigaya, my new neighbor's daughter was Eriri Sawamura, there was an elementary school student named Kazuto Kiritani from my relatives' family in the same city, a junior at the publishing house was an upperclassman at school named Utaha Kasumigaoka, there was a charity club at school with a big, flat-chested girl, the teacher was Shizuka Hiratsuka, and not far behind sat an energy-saving enthusiast named Houtarou Oreki, and there was Megumi Kato whom I often overlooked, and so on and so forth!
It was only then that I stupidly realized that this wasn't the original Earth, but a school-themed anime world!
Fortunately, after some confirmation, it was determined that this was just an ordinary campus anime world, without any strange elements mixed in, which was acceptable. The writing that had been busy for more than ten years was not in vain. It could still be treated as the Earth of the past, and the money earned could still be used to live a carefree life without touching luxury goods.
And most importantly, if you want to find a relationship and escape the predicament of being a virgin for two lifetimes, there are incredibly high-quality potential partners in your class to choose from! Besides, having seen these works before, you know their character perfectly well!
After the initial shock, it turned out to be paradise!!
Huanmeng: So, who is your girlfriend?
Everyone here is my wife: As everyone knows, wherever Aki Tomoya is, __________ (fill in the blank).
Dream: So, being green means being greened? I came from the clouds.
Noelle: First of all, it definitely won't be Utaha-senpai. A writer who lets the studio do the writing will definitely be looked down upon.
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