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Tian Xiaoban teleported out of the candy spaceship, jumped on the spaceship, and headed towards the sky.

"Kovacs, please contact Teacher Zatana for me."

[Requesting communication...]

[Connected: ...]

Zatana held the phone in one hand while continuously casting spells with the other.

[Who is it? What's wrong? Speak quickly! (Blade Wind)]

Terrifying wind blades ruthlessly sliced ​​through the demons' bodies, and the lowly demons were blown back into the hellish plane by the aftershocks of the wind blades.

The commotion on the other end was so loud that Tian Xiaoban naturally heard it. Without further ado, he asked directly, "Uh, Teacher Zatana, where are you?"

[Oh, little class? What's wrong? It might not be convenient for me here. (Firestorm!)]

Zatana unleashed a burst of fire magic that blasted the demon's head apart, and simultaneously sealed the rift with her magic.

At this moment, she is dealing with a demon who has overstepped his bounds.

"Let me help you! Tell me the address, I'll be right there."

[I'm in Los Angeles, the place with the strongest magical fluctuations. And I think you need to hurry, or I'll take care of this place!]

"OK, I'll be right there!"

Turn off communication, set the destination, count down 1, 2, 3, and you've arrived.

[The area with the strongest energy reaction is directly below. Boss, should I land?]

"No need, I have a faster way to land!"

Tian Xiaoban jumped directly off the spaceship.

Just before landing, unleash your power!

Using the Flying Technique, his descent instantly stopped, and he flew towards the area where the elemental magic fluctuations were most intense.

Zatana gripped her magic wand, and with each swing, a demon exploded into pieces, leaving the ground littered with demon carcasses. Heaven knows how long she had been killing here.

A massive energy source approached, and Zatana naturally noticed it. Upon seeing that it was Tian Xiaoban, she pointed to the door and said, "Have you learned spatial magic yet? If you have, go and help me patch up that hole!"

Tian Xiaoban flew above the portal and said, "I've already learned it, no problem!"

Gas bombs were fired into the cave as if they were free, blocking the demon's path. The immense spiritual power communicated with the surrounding spatial elements and prioritized setting up a sealing array, as sealing is much easier than repairing.

The countless demons were still trying to break through the seal, so Tian Xiaoban could only reinforce it again and again. After Zatana dealt with the demons that had escaped, she and Tian Xiaoban repaired the spatial gate together.

The spiritual power of two great magicians would allow them to communicate with and utilize more and larger spatial elements.

In just five minutes, the two of them repaired the portal.

Without the portal, the demonic remains here gradually began to dissipate.

"Phew—finally done. I don't know what's wrong with these demons, are they trying to invade the human world? They open a spatial rift every half day! I'm exhausted!"

Zatana's complaints made Tian Xiaoban, who was standing next to her, feel so embarrassed that she wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment.

Zatana, oblivious to the fact that something was amiss, continued, "Thanks this time. There's been a demon riot recently, so contact me as soon as you run into trouble!"

"Um... teacher, I have some questions I'd like to ask."

"Oh, right. You've become a Grand Mage now. If there's anything you don't understand, feel free to ask. I'll share whatever I know without reservation. Go ahead and ask."

Tian Xiaoban said with an awkward laugh, "Uh, I want to know the map of Hell."

Zatana placed her hand on Tian Xiaoban's forehead to check if he had a fever: "Are you out of your mind? That's a place for demons. Even if you're a top-tier mage, you can't leave there safely!"

The last person to ask me this question was Constantine. He wanted a map of Hell to save a little girl's soul, and you can guess what happened to John after that. He's been blacklisted by the wizarding world, the only one like him in all these years. So, tell me, what exactly happened?

"If I tell you, please don't be angry, teacher."

"You've caused a huge mess?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded.

"And it's even related to hell?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded awkwardly.

"Go ahead and tell me what it is. I'm prepared."

Zatana used low-level meditation to empty her mind and suppress her emotional fluctuations.

Tian Xiaoban: "I launched a city-destroying spell into the rift in hell!"

Zatana: "Hmm? It's nothing. If you have that ability, you can indeed throw magic at hell and blast those demons back."

"Mmm." Tian Xiaoban nodded obediently. "Then I was targeted by Lucifer."

"Who?" Zatana's mind went blank for a moment. "Who did you say?! Lucifer?! The Crab of Generosity!!!"

"For a moment I suspected that you might be Constantine in disguise. He came to me asking for a map to deal with Lucifer, and you're asking me for a map too. Could it be that you're also going to deal with Lucifer?"

Tian Xiaoban quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no, don't misunderstand. My partner was thrown into hell because of a bet, and I need to find him within a month. Otherwise, the entire hell will launch a full-scale invasion of the human world in a month!"

Zatana was numb, her expression blank, her limbs stiff. With her last shred of sanity, she continued to ask:

"Why? If Hell invades, won't Heaven do nothing? Shouldn't the angels step in to prevent this from disrupting the balance?"

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "I might participate. However, the other person involved in this gamble, or rather, the god, is [Dream] from the Endless Family. If I don't resolve this matter within this month, then when the demons invade the human world, [Dream] will also become their ally."

"..."

Speechless, Zatana suddenly covered her ears, then: "Ah—↑"

She belted out a soprano voice, so loud it deafened Tian Xiaoban, and shattered all the glass objects around her.

After venting her frustrations, she didn't want to talk to Tian Xiaoban anymore.

Before leaving, she took a roll of parchment from her magic hat, tossed it aside, and then teleported away instantly, not wanting to stay a second longer.

The parchment fell lightly to the ground.

"How can this be my fault? I'm a victim too! And didn't we agree not to get angry?"

Tian Xiaoban muttered a complaint, bent down to pick up the parchment from the ground, opened it, and found it to be completely blank.

"How do you use this? There wasn't even an instruction manual!"

Tian Xiaoban stuffed the blank parchment into her pocket.

"The teacher said Constantine has been to Hell, so he should know Hell better. Let's go find him!"

Tian Xiaoban took out her phone, clicked on the spaceship app, and Kovacs in the sky received the signal and immediately landed.

"Search for Constantine across the entire internet. List everyone with that name, regardless of gender!"

[Received, searching...]

[Database comparison in progress...]

[There are a total of 16881 people...]

“List all the Constantines connected to Teacher Zatana!”

[Searching... Data comparison in progress...]

[There are two men and one woman, a total of three people, who are connected to Ms. Zatana.]

"Let's go then, let's find those three!"

The candy spaceship instantly located its position and accelerated at full speed!

[arrive.]

Chapter 100 Zha Kang: You can rest assured when I handle things.

Tian Xiaoban descended from the sky, landing on one knee in a superhero-like manner.

"Ouch...that really hurts. As expected, this is a move only a superhuman could do!"

He staggered to his feet and rubbed his numb knees.

Amidst the shocked expressions of those around him, he walked up to the homeless man on the street: "John Constantine?"

The homeless man was also dumbfounded. The sight of such a burly man suddenly appearing out of nowhere was quite impactful, especially since he came over and asked him questions.

"Huh? Oh! Oh, it's me! Who are you?"

Tian Xiaoban looked him up and down suspiciously. He was disheveled, wearing a tattered coat and bare feet.

Its arms were covered in needle marks; it was clearly a poisonous insect beyond saving.

Even if Constantine is in a terrible state, he shouldn't be like this, right? He should at least have a cigarette in his hand all the time. Look at this homeless man, he doesn't even have a cigarette on him.

Suppressing her nausea, Tian Xiaoban squatted down and examined his face closely before asking, "Do you know what hell is like?"

The homeless man's expression changed drastically, and he immediately knelt down in terror, begging for mercy: "Please, please, I don't want to die, don't kill me!"

His strong reaction drew the attention of everyone around him. Tian Xiaoban awkwardly stood up and said, "Oh, sorry, I had the wrong person. You can continue daydreaming."

The teleportation activated, a flash of white light, and Tian Xiaoban instantly returned to the spaceship: "Kovacs, wrong one, next!"

[receive!]

The spaceship drifted in the sky for a moment.

[We've arrived, boss.]

This time, Tian Xiaoban jumped to the top of the office building and took the elevator downstairs.

He felt out of place among a group of people in the elevator, exchanging bewildered glances until they reached the third floor.

Tian Xiaoban awkwardly stepped out of the elevator and, following Kovacs's directions, wandered around for a while before finally finding the law firm.

Yes, the person we're looking for now is a woman. She's a lawyer, and her law firm is on the third floor.

"Hello, I'm looking for Constantine."

"She's right there, in the third cubicle. Hope you have enough money," the receptionist kindly reminded her.

Tian Xiaoban was taken aback for a moment: "Huh? Oh, I meant, thank you."

He walked through a separate meeting room, a well-soundproofed area specifically for chatting.