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They went straight to the manor.

As soon as it appeared, the alarm went off immediately.

Dozens of machine guns emerged from the shadows, and dozens of red dots were already aimed at Tian Xiaoban and Garfield.

Tian Xiaoban complained, "This scene looks familiar, doesn't it? No way, has Beatman gotten into trouble again?"

Beneath the nearest machine gun, a small loudspeaker rang out. A slightly younger voice, clear of any phlegm, spoke with a hint of anger:

Who are you? How did you get here?

Tian Xiaoban raised her hands to consider the other person's feelings.

"OK, OK, buddy, don't get too excited. I'm here to see Batman. I'm a magician, and I came out of another dimension with my cat. If you don't believe me, you can ask Alfred."

He should be able to verify our identities.

……

Meanwhile, Nightwing, awakened from his sleep by the alarm, was momentarily unsure whether he should fire or not.

"This is Wayne Manor, there is no Batman here. Butler Alfred is not here today, you can come back in a couple of days."

Tian Xiaoban shook his head: "Listen, I don't believe you haven't heard of me. A guy like me is like a firefly in the night, so dazzling, so outstanding. I don't believe that Batman didn't devise a countermeasure against me!"

Oh, right, let me introduce myself. You can call me Tian Xiaoban, but I think I'd be happier if you called me Brother Ban.

"You're so shameless," Garfield grumbled from the side.

Nightwing: "A generous gift of crabs! The cat spoke!"

Tian Xiaoban was speechless. Who on the other side was it? Was it Nightwing Dick or Robin Tim the Third?

"Idiot, the point isn't the cat, the point is you need to get rid of the machine gun right now. We're Batman's partners! If anything happens to him, tell us immediately."

Nightwing fell silent, for he had just unearthed information from Batman's classified files:

Name: Tian Xiaoban

Gender: Unknown (Male before transformation, gender unknown after transformation.)

Abilities: Possesses a watch called Omnitrix, which can modify the wearer's DNA. It is preliminarily identified as an alien artifact and contains terrifying energy.

Response plans: [Plan 1], [Plan 2]... [Plan 108]... [Plan 205].

"Shit, what kind of monster is this? There are 205 possible countermeasures!"

Dick Grayson was astonished and clicked on [Option Six]:

A beast from an unknown planet, codenamed Shennong Beast. It possesses the ability to shapeshift, transforming into a green stick form. It has terrifying healing abilities, capable of curing all terminal illnesses and near-death injuries. Its weakness is that it cannot move in stick form and must transform into its beast form to move.

Recommendation 1: When it transforms into its stick form, seal it in a long, rectangular metal safe and seal it tightly! Insulate it from the healing light to prevent anyone from releasing it because they can detect the healing light.

Recommendation 2: Time limit. The Omnitrix transformation time is limited to about one hour, which is time-consuming during beast form battles.

Recommendation 3: The treatment process will consume his energy, and he needs food and rest. Within the effective timeframe, take him to several hospitals to treat the patients, which will also deplete his energy.

Recommendation 4, ...

……

The plan also included a long list of suggestions that were simply outrageous.

Nightwing Dick Grayson, for a moment, found it truly difficult to determine whether the person outside was an enemy or a friend.

While continuing his research, Dick Grayson noticed a line of small print at the very bottom of the file.

It reads: Treat him with delicious food, and you will get unexpected benefits — Alfred.

Dick Grayson struggled with the decision for a long time before finally choosing to believe Alfred.

"This time, I believe in Afu! Fuck you, Batman! I will never become you!"

He deactivated the manor's automatic counterattack system, then left the bat cave and entered the manor through a secret passage.

………………

Tian Xiaoban watched as the machine guns automatically retracted and were tucked into the ground; it seemed the other side knew about him.

"Let's go, Garfield. Looks like there's a lot going on here."

Garfield nodded: "Phew, hopefully Alfred is inside."

The two walked into the manor villa as if they knew the way inside.

Chapter 123 Batman Trapped in the Nightmare Game

Dick Grayson wore his black suit, a modified version of Batman's suit, with a blue bird print on the chest replacing the bat emblem.

He stood in the villa's lobby, waiting for the man and cat to enter. He was quite nervous, because he was about to face a monster for whom even Batman had compiled a huge file.

“I recognize you!” Tian Xiaoban spoke first. “You are Dick Grayson, the first Robin. My brother Jason Todd is the second Robin. I’ve heard him talk about you; he even idolizes you.”

"..." Dick choked for a moment. Alfred had told him about Jason, his poor younger brother who died at the hands of the villain.

The other person's sudden mention of it made Dick's expression stiffen. He didn't know how to answer, so he could only change the subject away from this sad topic:

"Yes, but I'm working independently now, you can call me Nightwing."

"Hello, Dick, my name is Tian Xiaoban, and this is Garfield. We just came from another world and don't know what happened here. Can you tell us?"

"Another world?"

Dick was completely bewildered. He hadn't yet created the Titans, and his worldview hadn't been shattered and reshaped by Raven, so he was relatively unfamiliar with other worlds.

Tian Xiaoban nodded: "Hmm, a dimensional world called Hell, full of demons and demon kings. If we hadn't been lucky, we almost wouldn't have been able to come back."

"Shit, don't tell me there's a heaven."

"Hey, you guessed right, there's not only heaven, but also a shameless God."

However, the latter part of those words, as Dick Grayson heard it, meant "there is another great God."

Dick scoffed, "? You're a believer? You don't seem like one."

Tian Xiaoban paused for a moment, then shook her head:

"No, I'm not. Oh, I see! Damn God! So I'm being targeted too, I can't even curse him!"

Tian Xiaoban's expression jumped three times in a row: bewilderment, realization, and then he burst into curses. He acted like he was cursing, but he was actually praising someone.

Dick noticed something was wrong and frowned: "What's wrong with you? You're talking nonsense."

"It's alright. Just think of me as someone who's been cursed by a damned demon and can only praise God now."

Let's not talk about that. We just got back and are completely out of touch with modern society. Please tell me, what exactly happened here?

Tian Xiaoban changed the subject, saying that God, that petty person, was probably watching him the whole time, and besides, talking to Nightwing, an ordinary hero without supernatural powers, was pointless.

"curse?"

Dick Grayson was puzzled but impressed. He heard the contents of the curse and, seeing that Tian Xiaoban hadn't done anything drastic, figured it wasn't a big problem.

"Sigh, never mind, I don't understand this either. As for Batman... he's missing."

Tian Xiaoban looked completely bewildered.

"What? No way, that's outrageous."

I came here a month ago, and he was in a vegetative state. I came back a month later, and he's disappeared? Is Gotham really that exciting?

How long has he been missing?

"Seven days. The most recent mission record is seven days ago. He went to investigate the cooperation between the Bane Gang and the Penguins. Then he disappeared."

"Where is Ah Fu? Where is he?" Garfield asked anxiously. He was very concerned about this generous butler.

“Afu is receiving treatment at the hospital. I just got back, so…”

Dick Grayson's eyes were filled with sorrow. He had received Alfred's message three days ago and thought Batman could handle it. In addition, he had a case to investigate, so he arrived two days late.

After learning what had happened here, I deeply regretted not coming sooner. Afu is still recuperating in the hospital.

"Tell me the hospital, and I'll go find him."

Garfield darted onto Dick's shoulder and patted his face with its paw.

"As long as they're not dead, I can save them!"

"You? A cat?" Dick Grayson's eyes were very strange. Could this cat also turn into some kind of Shennong beast?

“Uh, Dick, I think you’d better have some respect for Garfield. This guy is terrifyingly strong right now. I estimate there are no more than ten people on the entire planet who could beat him.”

Although Tian Xiaoban spoke very earnestly, Dick wasn't listening very attentively; he was too lazy to waste any more time.

"Listen, guys, I don't have that much time to waste with you guys."

I need to investigate Batman's matter immediately. It's getting dark, so I think you could stay at the nearest hotel for the night; I'll reimburse you."

Dick isn't stupid. Batman has already stated in the files that Tian Xiaoban's combat abilities are highly inconsistent. Therefore, don't try to involve him in important operations; he's unpredictable.

It's better to let them rest at the hotel than to take them with you.

Tian Xiaoban raised an eyebrow.

"Am I being looked down upon by Nightwing? Holy crap, I've got a temper! I've even clashed with God, why would I be afraid of these Gotham nobodies?"

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Before Tian Xiaoban could even speak, Garfield had already swung his cat fist.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Dick felt an unparalleled force surge through his face, a force that carried him, making him spin wildly before slamming him hard against the wall of the hall.

Garfield: "Hey! You cross-dressing brat, don't underestimate me, I'm very strong!"

Dick felt pain in every bone in his body, and the pain forced him to wake up from his previous agitation.

He suddenly realized that the cat in front of him, which could talk and fight, was definitely not a good one.

"Oh...shit, what kind of monster is this? Did you also take super-powered drugs? Didn't the Colex Corporation say that animals can't take super-powered drugs! It will cause genetic damage."

"Uh, it's naturally powerful, an alien creature."

"Seriously, don't you know him? Alfred and Garfield are really close! Didn't he mention it to you?"