American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

TTG Robin was shocked: "What! You actually peed in front of my building!!!"

Well done! Now our Titan Tower is safe. Next time I'm definitely making Superman pee there too!

"Oh! Hey! I see myself! Wow, I'm so tall in this world?"

Wow, is Batman this tall too? But the version of this suit looks so old-fashioned!

……

Batman and Nightwing, who were about to make their move, slammed on the brakes. They hadn't expected that what rushed in were children, five of them.

One was dressed as Robin; another was wearing a purple cloak so his face was obscured; one had strange skin and green eyes; one was entirely green and didn't look like an earthling; and the other was a robot?

Most importantly, all five of them were riding tricycles, the kind of tricycles that babies ride on.

This combination looks weird no matter how you look at it!

"Stop! Good children shouldn't misbehave!"

Nightwing felt awkward about forcibly stopping them, as that would be seen as bullying a child.

"Oh, don't be so cautious, buddy! I'm you from the future!"

TTG Robin performed a cool drift parking maneuver, and the four cars behind him also showed impressive driving skills, except for TTG Steelbone, whose excessive weight caused too much inertia, resulting in him being unable to brake in time and being thrown off balance.

"Oh, you scumbag, Cyborg, can't you be a little more reliable? I rarely get to show off in front of myself!"

"Oh, hello, my name is Starfire, and you're Robin from this world, right?"

TTG Spark floated up to Nightwing and asked him questions with an overly familiar expression.

"Uh... what do you mean by this world? Are there other worlds besides me? And I'm called Nightwing now, Robin is a thing of the past."

“Okay, Nightwing. That’s cool, much better than our unreliable Robin.”

"No, don't go that far! I'll always be the best Robin!" TTG Robin was practically driven mad with jealousy.

As the conversation veered off course, Batman spoke up: "Why did you come here?"

Batman spoke up, and TTG Robin quickly ran to him:

"Oh, look at that amazing voice, I recognized you immediately, Bruce!"

Do you know how stingy you are in our world? I work hard doing housework for a week and only get $5!

Although I've always known your bank card PIN, I still followed the rules of the game. Aside from the activity funds, I basically spent all my own money!

TTG Steelbone, reflexively proving to TTG Robin that they didn't waste money when they went out "to work":

"Yes, I can attest to that. When we go out to save the world, we always come back with a full-body pampering treatment."

Look at all my parts; this is the highest quality home appliance on the market. It's durable and robust, and it even cooks delicious food.

The TTG steel-bone abdominal oven beeped, and when opened, a freshly baked pizza was revealed.

Who wants pizza?

"Me! Me! Me!" TTG Beast Boy ran forward, instantly transforming into a gorilla, and nimbly snatched the pizza from TTG Cyborg's hands.

TTG Robin rushed over at this moment, fighting with the gorilla for the pizza. Then came Starfire and Cyborg, and the four of them fought fiercely over a piece of pizza.

The only one who seemed out of place was the somewhat mysterious Raven.

This scene has a chaotic beauty.

Batman: "..."

Nightwing scratched his head: "That world must be crazy. I would never admit that I was the one who stole the pizza."

They were constantly bickering and arguing, and it never seemed to end.

Batman couldn't hold back any longer and raised his voice, shouting at the group of unruly kids, "All of you! Stand still! Explain your reasons for being here!"

The voice was slightly distorted with the help of the voice changer, but it was no big deal; at least the kids on the other side could hear it clearly.

They stood obediently, showing a shy side, but they couldn't hold it for even a second before immediately switching back to talking to themselves.

The scene gradually turned into a denunciation meeting, with everyone shifting blame and refusing to explain why they were there.

Amidst the chaotic sounds, Nightwing managed to piece together the general gist of the message:

"Stop, stop, stop! I just heard Xinghuo say that you lost your Santa Claus in a parallel universe? So you're here to find Santa Claus?"

TTG Spark: "No, we're here to be Santa Claus. Robin said there's something here that can turn people into Santa Claus!"

Nightwing: "Turn someone into Santa Claus? You mean a Santa Claus costume? You mean one with a red coat and a fake belly?"

TTG Cyborg: "Oh, bro, are you kidding me? That couldn't be Santa Claus! Santa Claus can use magic!"

Nightwing shook his head frantically, resisting the urge to slap the brat: "You were the one who started the joke, friend!"

There is no Santa Claus in our world! Those Santa Clauses are all adults in disguise!

Batman nodded slightly, because he had seen Alfred disguise himself as Santa Claus and deliver presents to him before.

TTG Robin: "No, impossible! Absolutely impossible! Santa Claus is real, and we even knocked that wicked old man away!"

TTG Cyborg: "Yeah! It's because he accidentally fell into a parallel world that we can't find him. That's why we need to come here to find something that can turn someone into Santa Claus."

Chapter 135 Christmas Carnival (Part 2)

"Wait, in your world... not only is there Santa Claus, but he's also a magician?"

Nightwing looked surprised. He understood teleportation, other worlds, and hellish demons because he had experienced them all.

But does Santa Claus really exist? Even in other universes?

"Of course! That old man was wicked; he dared not give us gifts last year! So we gave him a good beating!" TTG Robin said matter-of-factly, and when he talked about what kind of punch he used to beat Santa Claus, he would smirk.

Batman frowned; he still couldn't figure out what was going on in the other person's mind.

Their Santa Claus is an individual with extraordinary abilities!

Instead of trying to find the extraordinary individual, these five mischievous kids came to this place without Santa Claus to look for something that can turn into Santa Claus... Could it be...?

"In your world, Santa Claus became Santa Claus because of an object? And that object ended up in our world?"

Batman's serious question startled the smirking TTG Robin, who hesitated before replying uncertainly:

"Uh...maybe like you said, we're not entirely sure either, but that doesn't stop us from coming here for tourism."

TTG Spark: "Yes, yes, the scenery along the way is the best! I will take pictures and bring them back. I will put them on the exhibition wall of Titan Building."

TTG Beast Boy: "Hehe, I don't care. Even if we don't have Santa Claus anymore, we can still buy presents with Robin's money!"

"That's right, that's right! And when we're shopping, Robin has no idea how much we're spending."

TTG Robin trembled with rage: "...You guys!"

Nightwing: "..."

Batman: "..."

Nightwing felt at a loss for words because there were too many things to criticize, and he didn't know how to even begin to find fault with them.

"Oh, baby, don't be like that. We are guests after all. I think we can go to the manor, wait for the food at a comfortable table, and then chat comfortably!"

Leave the cooking to me, I guarantee I can make every dish you can think of! Absolutely delicious!

TTG Steelbone playfully pushed everyone along, like pushing blocks, so they wouldn't have to starve in the wind on this empty manor ground anymore.

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The events that occurred at Wayne Manor were uploaded to the Digital World by Kowalski.

At the same time, this also made Garfield of the Celestial Group aware of what was happening outside, and he relayed this to Tian Xiaoban, indicating that an unexpected situation had occurred.

When the five oddly-looking guys appeared on the surveillance footage, Tian Xiaoban was startled, her eyes almost popping out of their sockets.

"That look! That team! It's TTG! TTG!!! Ahhhhh! That guy from the crazy universe is here! Is our parallel world being targeted?!"

Garfield from the Celestials Group couldn't understand Tian Xiaoban's hurried and flustered appearance. He used his six eyes to carefully observe the five visitors from another world.

"Ban, is it really that exaggerated? The rules governing them are a bit strange, but they're roughly the same as the rules of this world. There's nothing fatal about them. What's there to be afraid of?"

"You don't understand! You have no idea what terror is!"

Their terror is simply unbelievable!

Darkseid, the Anti-Monitor, the Batman Who Laughs—they're all utterly pathetic compared to them! They are the epitome of evil!

Tian Xiaoban paced back and forth anxiously, thinking about a plan to escape this universe, and the more she thought about it, the more frightened she became.

Damn, once they show up and get their eyes on you by these terrorists, there's no escaping them. If they cause trouble, the world will face an apocalyptic crisis.

"Well, you see, they're actually quite friendly at Wayne Manor, not as kind as you think..."

Garfield from the Celestials group had only spoken half a sentence when the harmonious scene on screen suddenly changed drastically, turning into a four-person brawl while three others watched.

The fight scene kept moving, and before they knew it, they had run around the room once!

"I take back what I said, they looked incredibly masculine, like monkeys on steroids."

Hmm, they seem to be able to regenerate quickly.

Seeing TTG Robin with his teeth knocked out and all his limbs twisted and broken, it was such a bloody scene. But then, he casually shook his hand, and his shaggy body was repaired in the next instant.

Garfield from the Celestials group was momentarily bewildered by what he had just done. He asked in confusion, "What kind of ability is this? I didn't see any energy flow on him, nor did I see any laws related to time. He recovered in 0.00001 seconds? This isn't scientific! It's not magic either!"

Tian Xiaoban sneered, pointing to the shattered furniture on the floor:

"That's not all, look at the restaurant they've vandalized!"

The tables and chairs that had been smashed in the chaos of the battle were restored in an instant the moment the fighting stopped, as if they had never been damaged.

"See? That's what makes them so terrifying!"

"But isn't this a good thing? This way, no matter how much trouble they cause, things will go back to normal!"

"Heh, that's because you haven't seen how terrifying these guys are. They're evil, cruel, and full of negative energy. There's nothing they won't do! Even if the Batman Who Laughs came, they'd get slapped twice across the face!"

I even suspect they were born from God's malice! They are the purest embodiment of malice in the entire DC universe!

"So what do you plan to do? How about summoning Kovacs back?"

"No, I intend to confront them directly!"