American comics: The off-the-charts random transformation

Looking at the fully charged Omnitrix, Tian Xiaoban thought, "Perhaps only a comedic character can defeat another comedic character!"

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"Hey everyone, look what I just saw! A super-huge penguin!"

"Penguins!!! Where? Where??"

TTG Wild Boy excitedly ran out; communicating with animals is one of his strengths.

But when he went outside and saw the giant mechanical penguin...

"Holy shit! This is definitely a Transformer! My God, there are Transformers here!"

TTG's Beast Boy transforms into a green husky, running wildly across the open grassland.

Kovacs was dumbfounded. What had it just seen? It had the same ability as Garfield?

Its usual polite inquiry:

"you are?"

The husky was startled and asked with a meme-worthy expression:

Wow?! You can actually talk!

"Oh, hello, hello! You can just call me Beast Boy! You're a Transformer, right? You're so cool!"

Kovarsky was a little embarrassed by the other party's enthusiasm: "Uh, okay, Beast Boy, my name is Kovarsky, I'm a Digimon, not a Transformer!"

A green husky's thought process isn't as convoluted as some other breeds:

"Okay, Transformer, what can you transform into? Judging by your size, are you a dump truck or a cargo ship?"

"Uh, it's a spaceship."

These four words struck a chord deep within him. The dog, who had been so enthusiastic, instantly cleared his eyes, staring at Kovacs almost as if they were glowing.

"spacecraft!!!

"Yay, Robin, Robin! This is what I want for my Christmas present this year!"

"Don't even think about it! We're not here to take people away, we're here to take the watch! You idiot, get that straight!!!"

TTG Robin kicked him, knocking out TTG Beast Boy, who was almost fainting from excitement.

He walked up to Kovacs with a "kind" expression:

"Phew, finally it's quiet. Sorry, Transformer. He misspoke. You should be mine! Hehehehe..."

TTG Robin suddenly hugged Kowaski, rubbing and kneading its shell like a lovesick fool, wanting to take this big toy away.

“Oh, Robin, how can you be so selfish… I want one too!” TTG Starfire chimed in.

Kovacs quickly took a few steps back, for he had just received a message from hell.

"Be careful of them, they are extremely dangerous!"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Don't come any closer to me, you dangerous bunch! I don't know what's dangerous about you, but please keep your distance, OK!"

Kovacs instantly transformed into a rounded spaceship. He slowly ascended and hovered five meters above the ground, thinking that this way he would avoid contact with these dangerous individuals.

Unfortunately, Kovarsky's information gathering may have malfunctioned. During its scan, these five individuals, who would otherwise be identified as children, somehow managed to fly up!

Oh, except for TTG Robin, his grappling hook couldn't catch the smooth surface of the spaceship, and he even got stabbed in the head by his own grappling hook. After pulling it out, it was still bleeding, but it recovered in a second.

"Damn it, don't think you're the only ones who can fly."

I want this spaceship too! It's way cooler than Batman's junk Batmobile!

Batman, who was not far away, heard this and glanced at Nightwing beside him, making Nightwing shudder.

"I still love my Batmobile."

Batman shifted his gaze.

It wasn't that they stood there motionless like spectators; rather, these five guys moved at an absurdly fast speed. They vanished in a flash, as if they'd activated teleportation cheat codes, and the five of them couldn't stop them at all.

Kovacs spun around, but the four things on his body seemed stuck to him, impossible to shake off.

The giant green octopus chuckled and said, "Haha, this is way more fun than the rides at the amusement park!"

TTG Steelbone, which was attached to the hull with suction cups, thought so too, and even showed off the speaker on its body and played music!

TTG Raven possesses levitation magic, and the black magic surrounding her keeps her firmly on the ship, making her the most stable one.

TTG Spark is designed to fly, so no matter how Kovacs rotates, she can maintain a synchronized parallel motion to ensure she doesn't get thrown off.

This was terrible for TTG Robin. He was thrown around several times, each time flying out of Wayne Manor only to reappear in the same spot the next second. It was ridiculously fast.

Moreover, this guy was as stubborn as a mule, insisting that he could use a grappling hook to get up there, and like a horse trainer, he made a lasso on the steel cable and tried to lasso Kowasky's bow.

Poor Kovacs became the toy of these five naughty kids.

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"Let go of that penguin! Don't you know it's my boat?!"

Tian Xiaoban made a stylish entrance, the portal behind him slowly closing, and a gust of wind blowing his black coat backward.

"Oh, baby, do you want to come to our party too!"

TTG Cyborg spoke first because Robin had just been thrown away, and there was no one left to call out.

"You bunch of brats, listen to me properly!"

Crackling, crackling!

The electric current is ready and waiting to kick these brats away! Even if the universe is destroyed, these kids won't die!

"Oh no no no, this is about first come, first served. We saw it first, we are the first discoverers, it's ours!"

TTG Robin appeared out of nowhere, staring wide-eyed at Tian Xiaoban, looking like he was arguing his point.

Tian Xiaoban couldn't help but swear: "Wow, I already said, this is my penguin! Kovacs!"

Kovacs was still spinning wildly in the air: "Boss! I can't shake off these brats!"

"Even if it responds to you, it doesn't mean it's yours. Maybe you set up a voice reply system on it!"

"As expected, I still hate bratty kids the most!"

Tian Xiaoban threw a punch, his fist wreathed in thunder.

However, TTG Robin didn't dodge; he took the punch head-on, his face blackened by the electric current from the fist, and that was the end of him.

He shook his face and went back to normal, completely unharmed. Instead, he used the hand he had grabbed to give Tian Xiaoban an over-the-shoulder throw!

"Ugh, damn it, I hate comedic characters! Their damage calculations are all based on their imagination!"

With a quick somersault, Tian Xiaoban stared seriously at TTG Robin, who was beaming with pride.

Smash it and the meter will explode, instantly transforming you!

The green light attracted everyone's attention.

TTG Robin spoke first:

"Hiss, look! It's that watch!"

Looks like we've come to the right place! That damned old man with the white beard who stole my snacks in my dream—he was telling the truth! He really does have a watch that can transform you!

The green light faded, and what appeared in the same spot was... a Smurf!

"Hey, you idiot, are you kidding me?! What abilities do Smurfs have? To be used as soup?!"

Tian Xiaoban stared speechlessly at the tattered watch face that appeared on her stomach.

"Oh!!! The Smurfs, it's actually the Smurfs!"

"Oh, the lovely Smurfs! By the way, is Gargamel here?" TTG Spark asked innocently.

"Starfire, that's a stupid question. If we have Smurfs, we must have Gargamel too!" Raven quipped.

"Yes, that makes sense."

At that moment, Kovacs lost interest; the five mischievous kids instantly surrounded the Smurf Xiaoban! A fierce onlooker!

"Hey, hey, hey, you guys stay away from me, I have megalophobia!"

Just as Smurf Ban was about to run away, he was pinned to the ground by TTG Beast Boy, who suddenly turned into a lion.

"Hey everyone, what should we do if a Smurf suddenly appears?"

"Of course we'll capture him!!! He's our target. If I capture him, that old man's mission will be complete! Then our Santa Claus will return to our world!"

TTG Robin had barely finished speaking when he was struck by a bolt of lightning that nearly killed him!

TTG Cyborg: "Huh? Robin, weren't we supposed to transform into Santa Claus and deliver presents to the people of Gotham? How did it turn into a mission?!"

TTG Robin defiantly raised her middle finger to the sky, casually answering TTG Cyborg's question.

"Mind your own business! We've already accomplished our mission!"

Smurf Xiaoban pondered. If he wasn't mistaken, it must have been that old thing God who sent them. But why did they take me away?

Could it be that...?

Tian Xiaoban suddenly realized a terrifying possibility: 'God wants to throw me into the TTG universe, then assimilate me into that universe, ultimately making me God's plaything!'

Damn it, absolutely not!

'What to do, what to do! Wait! Why have I suddenly become so...smart? Damn it, I misjudged you.'

Chapter 136 Passionate Brawl (Part 2)

"Go go go! We should go back now! Hahaha, I'm going to make sure Santa gives us presents!"

TTG Robin pulled out an iron cage from somewhere and, incidentally, thickened his black gloves with an insulating layer.

He reached back and grabbed the Smurf Xiaoban from under the lion's paws, then threw him into the cage.

Smurf Ben looked speechlessly at the spacing of the iron cage's bars.

Damn, the distance between them is bigger than his body! He's completely defenseless! Is he underestimating his Smurf-like intelligence?!

He was just about to squeeze through the huge gap when a mysterious force blocked his way!