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Oh, and one more thing to make: having godlike power doesn't mean he is God; the one who wields the divine artifact is merely the leader.

Originally, God intended to pass the position to Lucifer, but Lucifer saw through his scheme at a glance and decisively shifted the blame, even if it meant stabbing himself in the back!

Now, this God-Slaying Weapon is firmly in Tian Xiaoban's hands.

At this moment, Tian Xiaoban was unaware that he had already been framed. He was still thinking about whether he should go back to that sleazy man in the trench coat and ask him to drag down two more angels so he could chop them up and test the feel of the cross-shaped sword.

"This feels like too much trouble. Maybe I should just give it to Constantine. After all, he's the one who dragged that fallen angel down to hell. Since he has the ability, I'll tell him what the sword does, and he should be happy to give it a try."

"Wow, great idea! I have no objections! Okay, then it's settled. You keep up the good work, I'll head back with her now!"

After Lucifer was freed from the blame, he felt much more at ease. He would do the opposite of whatever the old man asked him to do, which would make him feel better.

He walked a few steps to the beautiful Constantine, put his arm around her, and then snapped his fingers, and the two disappeared.

"Wow, Garfield, we think we've gotten a great deal! A sword that can devour the power of God and even kill God's consciousness!"

Tian Xiaoban was excited. This sword was incredibly awesome. With this sword, he could cut through the entire universe without breaking the record!

"Then do you want to complete Lucifer's mission?"

"Of course I need it! You help me locate Constantine, and I'll go intercept him right now!"

"Okay, wait a few seconds."

Garfield begins observing the main universe in search of John Constantine, a remnant character from the previous era.

"Found him. He's drinking in a mage tavern with three or four really bad mages. Shall we teleport you there?"

"Of course, hurry up. I don't want him to get away!"

Tian Xiaoban held the cross sword with an excited expression, looking like a crazy American who had gone on a wild party on the roadside.

"Snapped!"

After Garfield snapped his fingers, Tian Xiaoban had already headed to his destination.

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Hot and spicy bar.

Free from trouble and feeling much better, Constantine returned to the bar frequented by his associates.

It is said that the owner of this bar is someone who can communicate with the hellish realm, and all the alcohol in his bar comes from hell.

It is an absolutely delicious and fragrant wine, the best wine on the entire continent, bar none.

Constantine loves coming here; he just wants to come here to drink this delicious wine that's bursting with culinary magic. One sip and he's instantly back to full health, and it even dispels the side effects of casting forbidden magic. It's incredibly useful.

"Hey, is this wine good?"

A familiar voice suddenly rang out from behind him, and Constantine, who was sitting at the bar, jumped up like a startled cat.

"Pfft...~, you, you, you, how could you possibly survive in the hands of an angel! Are you even more powerful than an angel?!"

Constantine was utterly incredulous. How could someone be so ridiculously strong, even defeating angels! "This is impossible! How can a human compare to an angel! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"You've said 'impossible' far too many times. Don't worry, I'm not here to kill you. Because the angels you summoned allowed me to obtain a divine artifact, now I want you to summon even more angels!"

After a moment of stunned silence, Constantine looked at Tian Xiaoban as if she were an idiot.

This guy's gotten addicted to fighting angels? What, one isn't enough, does he want to get ganged up on?

Considering that the combat strength of the person in front of him was still unknown, Constantine didn't know whether he should listen to him, continue to lie in wait, and then summon angels to help him.

Chapter 381 Angel Killer, God-Slaying Martial Arts Instant Kill

"Hey friend, angels from heaven aren't like cabbages; you can't just get them whenever you want. We had a little misunderstanding before. How about I treat you to some hellish wine and we can turn the page on that?"

Constantine still wanted to salvage the situation by dragging the angels into the mess. He figured it was fine to do it once in a while, as the effects would dissipate over time. But this vicious man seemed to be planning to kill many angels!

Constantine cursed inwardly, 'Holy crap!'

Putting aside whether this villain can be killed completely, just summoning a large number of angels is an act of suicidal behavior. Constantine has no intention of playing with his own life.

Moreover, Constantine really wanted to go to heaven. If he really treated the angels like fools, then all his plans to get to heaven would be completely in vain.

Tian Xiaoban was so angry at Constantine's nonchalant nonsense that she laughed. "I even brought a knife to block the door, and this is what you tell me?"

"Hahahaha... You think you have a choice? Constantine!"

"I have sealed off the surrounding space, and the space of hell has marked you. Unless you go to heaven now, no matter how you try to escape, I will find you!"

Constantine felt a chill run down his spine, and cold sweat soaked his lining. Based on his years of experience in deceiving people, he could tell that the guy in front of him was definitely not lying!

Damn it, when did I ever offend such a vicious person?!

"Uh~, friend, you know me. I'm just an ordinary dark mage. A weak mage like me needs a magical medium to cast spells."

I can guarantee with my life that all the materials I possess can only be used for one more summon. After that, I'll have no materials left. I'll help you summon it; you let me go, how about it?"

Even in such an unfavorable situation, Constantine still wanted to negotiate further.

"Then I'll give you a choice too!" Tian Xiaoban exuded a slight aura of his own. "You summon for me now, and I'll take care of the summoning materials afterwards. You just need to keep summoning until I'm satisfied, how about that?"

Constantine's fake smile froze on his face. He straightened his posture and said with a serious expression:

"Friend, you're trying to narrow your path by doing this."

Don't you want to go to Heaven? We've been to Hell, and the living conditions there are so terrible. If we could go to Heaven, we could be like those idiotic angels, only needing to believe in God. We wouldn't be like those in Hell, where souls are forced to fend for themselves in the wilderness, turning into monsters that will stop at nothing for food...

You are indeed very strong, but those idiotic angels are not to be trifled with either. Why are you recklessly courting death?

Tian Xiaoban nodded, feigning being persuaded. Just as Constantine felt his eloquence had successfully convinced the other party and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Tian Xiaoban's voice finally drifted over:

“You’ve got one thing wrong, Constantine. Ever since I gained power, I’ve had no choice between Heaven and Hell.”

If I find Hell unbearable, I'll change it. If Heaven displeases me, I'll drag all the angels of Heaven into Hell!

"You fucking lunatic! You want to start another war between heaven and hell! Do you know that would destroy the earth?!"

Constantine realized that the man before him was a madman, the kind of extremely self-centered, do-it-yourself kind of super madman! Even Constantine, who had been showing weakness from the very beginning, now displayed extreme anger.

As a time traveler who had observed the world's trajectory from an outsider's perspective, even if Tian Xiaoban was telling the truth, Constantine, being a native, would not believe him.

"No, you're wrong. It's a war between heaven and hell that has never stopped!"

The so-called peace agreement and ceasefire were nothing more than a silent struggle. I simply exposed what they had hidden!

Even without my involvement, Heaven and Hell would still fight; this isn't something Heaven and Hell can decide, but rather something decided by the two people controlling them from behind the scenes.

Alright, I've given you enough of this nonsense. Hurry up and set up the formation, hurry up and summon the angels, or I'll stab you to death!

"Then kill me! To stop Heaven from going to war with Hell, I am willing to sacrifice myself!"

Constantine looked as if he was prepared to bravely sacrifice himself for world peace.

"Hahahaha, you've got a really clever plan, haven't you? Trying to get to heaven by sacrificing yourself, Constantine? You never imagined that I'd record the scene where you dragged an angel into hell, hehehehe!"

Tian Xiaoban pulled a USB drive from his pocket, waved it gently in front of the pale-faced Constantine, and whispered in his ear: "You think this won't be known in Heaven even in Hell? You're too naive. This secret of yours is enough to send you to Hell."

These words seemed to rip out Constantine's spine, causing him to slump into his chair. He couldn't believe that someone would put a camera in Hell, but then he thought that the person in front of him was a madman, and that anything a madman did was justifiable.

Constantine was truly at a loss. The very taboo of dragging an angel into hell was enough to condemn him to eternal damnation. Now, he had no choice but to go down this dark path.

"I can help you summon, but I need to set up some concealment arrays for myself. You have to make sure I don't get blacklisted by Heaven! Also, you have to give me this damn USB drive! No backups allowed!"

"Okay, my purpose is to become an angel, you just need to cooperate!"

Tian Xiaoban stepped back a bit, giving Constantine space to cast his spell, and also cleared the area, since this was a bar.

With a snap of his fingers, everyone present except Constantine and Tian Xiaoban was pulled into hell. They would enjoy a perfect day trip to hell, going to the territory of those gourmet demons to practice their marathon skills.

"The area has been cleared. You can use your magic freely now. Don't worry, they're just on a trip to Hell. I can guarantee their safety."

They will return to the tavern a day later.

Constantine's questions were all stuck in his throat, and in the end, he gave up talking and started working!

He pulled a plastic bag from his trench coat pocket, inside which seemed to be a piece of animal skin. He took the skin out and put it over his face.

Tian Xiaoban raised an eyebrow: "The skin of a Gourmet Demon, you've got some skills. You actually managed to kill a Gourmet Demon. Those things have thick skin, what method did you use to cut the skin?"

"Trade secret, I refuse to reveal it. This batch can completely conceal my presence; neither angels nor demons can recognize me. You are not allowed to call my name again; I am about to begin the summoning!"

He warned Tian Xiaoban not to blab, and then took out several more silver coins that had been blessed with holy water.

With a casual flick of his wrist, he scattered the objects on the ground, and a rudimentary summoning circle was set up.

Constantine began reciting the Bible with a devout expression, but stopped chanting when a faint light appeared in the array.

The light grew brighter and brighter!

This time, the one that was teleported down was no longer an ordinary angel, but a battle angel with formidable combat power.

They came to investigate the case of the missing angel.

He descended arrogantly, glancing down at Constantine kneeling in prayer. Before his bare feet even touched the ground, a flash of sword light appeared, and his head fell to the ground.

Strands of holy light detached from the angel's body and surged into the Godslayer Warrior.

Constantine stared wide-eyed and exclaimed:

"A generous crab! He died just like that!"

"What else can we do? Wait for him to finish showing off?"

Tian Xiaoban acted as if it were perfectly normal; someone like that, looking down on others, could be stabbed to death with a single blow. Not everyone can tolerate their arrogance like God.

Chapter 382 People from Heaven

"This angel's body is yours. With his feathers, you should be able to continue summoning!"

Constantine looked utterly speechless. "You!!! This angel's corpse is no good. I think I should leave!"

"Oh why?"

"That's a battle angel, understand? Look at his wings, and that light armor. Damn it, we've been exposed. I'm leaving now. Summon it yourself!"

Constantine took a piece of paper from behind the bar, drew a summoning circle on it with the blood of an angel, and placed it on the bar.

"Give me the USB drive, I'm leaving now!"

Constantine's fear seemed genuine, and Tian Xiaoban was unfamiliar with angels. If he stopped after killing just one, it would feel like something was missing.