Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

Seeing that Sun Wukong was fighting Wang Lingguan, the Jade Emperor and Laozi were also focused on the Haotian Mirror.

A thought suddenly occurred to him: since Laozi was going to Mount Ling to report the accounts anyway, his few bricks should be fine, right?

I was tempted, but after thinking about it, I decided against it.

If I take this, I'm afraid I'll be plotted against by Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao), so I won't take it.

Don't be so greedy.

Then, he had to lift the Eight Trigrams Furnace up.

Laozi sensed something and quickly stopped him, saying, "Young friend, please stop. You cannot help him up."

Lin Zhu was stunned for a moment before she understood. "I understand, Lao Jun, no, no!"

Taishang Laojun breathed a sigh of relief; Lin Zhu had almost ruined the scene.

"Young friend, could you help this old Taoist priest check how many bricks are missing from this Eight Trigrams Furnace? The total should be one thousand and eighty bricks."

Lin Zhu quickly finished counting, "It's only three hundred and fifty-nine yuan."

"Oh dear, it must have been that demon monkey who knocked my 721 pieces of innate fire and earth crystals down to the mortal realm. I would like to ask you to be my witness when the time comes, and I will pay you 30% of the loss if we recover it."

Lin Zhu's lips twitched twice. It seemed that Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao) probably had eight lion heads. This was too outrageous.

"This isn't a good idea!"

"It's alright," said Laozi. "The Buddhist Golden Sand Pill is a good thing; it can condense innate Geng Metal Qi. If you can use innate Geng Metal Qi to temper your internal organs, you will definitely lay a solid foundation when you reach the second realm of Laws. As for the cause and effect involved, you don't need to worry; I will take full responsibility."

"Then thank you very much, Laozi," Lin Zhu agreed.

The Buddha rushed as fast as he could and finally reached the Thirty-Third Heaven.

Wang Lingguan received a signal from the Jade Emperor and feigned defeat to leave.

When Sun Wukong saw a golden giant with a head full of black bumps appear in front of him, he asked, "Who goes there? Are you here to play tricks on me too?"

A large nickname appeared on the Buddha's forehead as he looked into the void, at the camera of the Haotian Mirror, as if to say, 'Director, this monkey's lines are wrong!'

After Sun Wukong emerged from the Eight Trigrams Furnace, the script deviated somewhat, so it's not surprising that the lines were off.

The Jade Emperor did not respond, leaving it to Buddha to decide the situation himself.

Buddha's eyebrows twitched twice, and he said, "You impudent monkey, how can you say that this humble monk was playing tricks on you when you caused such a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Heh!" Sun Wukong sneered, "Enough with the nonsense, take this from my old Sun's staff."

He stopped asking questions and instead used the Heaven and Earth Transformation Technique.

His body instantly grew to a size of ten thousand miles, and the golden cudgel in his hand was immeasurably heavy. He struck the Buddha's head with the cudgel.

"No rush!" Buddha stretched out his hand and pressed down with a palm, activating the Buddhist kingdom within his palm.

Sun Wukong's massive body, spanning thousands of miles, instantly appeared in the Buddha's palm.

The swing he made missed its mark.

He instantly understood something, but precisely because of this, he became even angrier, and the innate merit within his body was about to emerge.

Buddha broke out in a cold sweat; the rhythm was wrong!

"Alas!" He sighed, knowing that he could no longer keep one of his hands and would have to become a one-armed Buddha for five hundred years.

However, the necessary procedures still need to be followed.

"You impudent monkey, you have caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace and still show no remorse. Today, I will imprison you under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years as a warning to others."

With a flick of his hand, Sun Wukong was suppressed by the Buddhist kingdom within his palm and could not rise again.

They could only struggle helplessly.

The timing of Tathagata's arrival was perfect; at that time, Liu Xiu was engaged in a major battle with Wang Mang.

Because the Western Han Dynasty ruled for more than two hundred years, the bloodthirsty aura of the Southern Jambudvipa was greatly reduced under the baptism of a peaceful and prosperous era.

Therefore, cultivators faced fewer restrictions in Jambudvipa.

A fireball fell from the sky and landed right in the middle of Wang Mang's army.

Ninety-nine percent of Wang Mang's army evaporated instantly.

Liu Xiu won without a fight.

He and the entire Green Forest Army were completely stunned at that moment.

And that's how they won.

It's truly unbelievable.

Then a huge mountain appeared on the horizon, and it was shaking continuously, causing the earth to tremble.

"Open it for me, Old Sun."

Sun Wukong used his magic to transform heaven and earth, and was about to lift the Five Elements Mountain.

Chapter 835 An Tian Conference

"Om Mani Padme Hum~"

The six-syllable mantra of Buddhism transformed into golden light and descended from the sky, becoming a talisman that blessed the Five Elements Mountain, allowing the power of the five elements to flow endlessly.

Sun Wukong was instantly immobilized by the pressure, with most of his body inside the mountain, only his monkey head sticking out.

His innate merits were temporarily suppressed by the power of the Five Elements.

"I, Old Sun, refuse to accept this! I, Old Sun, refuse to accept this!"

In the Heavenly Court, even the Buddha Tathagata was somewhat speechless as he looked at his empty arm.

With a thought, a piece of cloth wrapped around his left arm, covering most of his upper body. Then, as if sensing something, he said, "This is a kasaya."

This is the first time the kasaya has appeared in the Pangu Realm. It is a blessing from heaven, but not much.

If you convert it, it's roughly over ten million.

However, the Buddhist and Taoist systems in the Pangu Realm were somewhat more complete, which pleased Tathagata.

It's a blessing in disguise.

Anyway, my arm will automatically regenerate in 500 years.

In the Tushita Palace, Lin Zhu regained his original appearance and witnessed Sun Wukong being suppressed. He felt sorry for the monkey.

So you need to follow the right person in the Pangu Realm!

Following Zhunti is like a gangster following a crow – you'll go hungry nine times out of three.

See? After completing his apprenticeship, he didn't have a single magical treasure.

Looking at Nezha again, the Universe Ring, the Fire-Tipped Spear, the Demon-Slaying Sword, the Wind-Fire Wheels, the Golden Brick, and the Nine-Dragon Divine Fire Cover—which one of them isn't an innate spiritual treasure?

"Ah! Ahh!"

In the midst of the chaos, Zhunti rubbed his nose. "Why did this humble monk sneeze all of a sudden? Let this humble monk see who is gossiping about this humble monk."

“Junior brother, wait. It doesn’t count, it doesn’t count.” Jieyin stopped him.

Zhunti realized that it really didn't count; he already had enough bumps on his head.

In the Lingxiao Palace, Buddha entered the palace under the guidance of Venus.

"This humble monk greets Your Majesty."

"Buddha, no need for formalities." The Jade Emperor gestured for him to stand up, then said with a smile, "Buddha, this time it is all thanks to you that you subdued that demon monkey. I have decided to change the Peach Banquet to the Heavenly Peace Assembly, and Buddha must attend."

Buddha felt a pang of heartache; he had already received the bill.

What kind of "Antian Conference" is this? It's clearly a debt collection conference.

"Amitabha, let this humble monk return to Mount Ling to make preparations."

Laozi said, “No rush, no rush, Buddha, please come with me.”

At this moment, in the Tushita Palace, Lin Zhu looked at the scattered bricks on the ground and saw that they had suddenly shrunk to half their original size, which he found amazing.

I originally thought that the innate fire and earth source crystal had been condensed to its limit, but I didn't expect it could be condensed even further.

The next moment, Lao Tzu and Buddha appeared before him.

"I have met Laozi and Buddha."

"Young friend, there's no need for such formalities." Laozi flicked his whisk and said to Buddha, "Buddha, please look, this is the Eight Trigrams Furnace that the monkey overturned, and it also knocked away quite a few of my red bricks, a total of seven hundred and twenty-one."

The Buddha's eyebrow twitched again; this was practically robbery.

No matter how much metal is in the West, it cannot withstand being exploited like this.

For every red brick here, he has to pay a corresponding weight of cinnabar.

"Amitabha Buddha, please rest assured, Lao Jun, it is all for the sake of the great cause. I will certainly compensate Lao Jun for his losses."

Laozi was already starting to plan what to refine with these golden elixir sands.

The Buddha's heart was bleeding. "In that case, this humble monk will take his leave."

"Buddha, please take care."

Laozi and Lin Zhu watched as Buddha left.

After the Buddha left, Laozi took out five golden pills and handed them to Lin Zhu, saying, "Young friend, these are the Six-Turn Pure Gold Pill, the Six-Turn Green Wood Pill, the Six-Turn Profound Water Pill, the Six-Turn Crimson Fire Pill, and the Six-Turn Yellow Earth Pill. Please accept them."

Lin Zhu knew this was the reward, and exactly what he wanted.

"Thank you, Laozi, for bestowing this elixir."

"Young friend, you're too kind. The An Tian Assembly is about to begin. How about you come along with me?"

As Lao Tzu spoke, he waved his whisk, and the Eight Trigrams Furnace returned to its place, along with all three hundred and sixty bricks.

The missing piece has been replaced.

As for spare bricks, Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao) still has some.

"Please go first, Laozi!"

The two descended from the Taiqing Heaven and arrived at the Thirty-Second Heaven.