Martial Arts Crossover: Infiltrating a Girls' Chat Group at the Start

At this moment, various spiritual fruits had already been laid out in Yaochi.

Not long ago, the Queen Mother used the Three Lights Divine Water to ripen some more peaches.

Lin Zhu presented a congratulatory gift: a Primordial Green Lotus Seed, which represents the initial state of merit.

The Queen Mother was delighted. This was the very essence of creation, and compared to merit, it could enhance one's personal qualities, making it an excellent gift.

"I really like this item. Thank you, True Lord."

"Your Majesty is too kind."

This is the Heavenly Peace Assembly, so cultivators who didn't participate in Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace didn't come.

The Buddhist monks have arrived, bringing many gifts.

The largest quantity was Golden Elixir Sand, with tens of thousands of grains distributed, nearly emptying the Buddhist community's coffers.

The Western Geng Metal Qi is abundant, but it takes a lot of time and effort to condense it into Golden Elixir Sand.

It takes three thousand years to condense a single golden elixir or a Buddha who has reached the third realm of the Laws.

Ten thousand grains, how much is that?

Besides the Golden Elixir Sand, there are also the Seven Treasures of Buddhism, and countless other innate spiritual materials.

Guanyin also suffered a great loss, and gave out three more bottles of the Three Lights Divine Water.

When the Queen Mother saw the Three Lights Divine Water, her face was full of smiles.

Since Yaoyue and Qing'er didn't come this time, Lin Zhu was approached by Zhao Gongming.

"Brother Lin, we meet again."

"Greetings, God of Wealth." Lin Zhu greeted Zhao Gongming with a smile.

"Haha, what God of Wealth!" Zhao Gongming patted Lin Zhu on the shoulder. "If you don't mind, call me Big Brother. That's what Big Sister, Second Sister, and Third Sister all call me."

"Yes, Brother Zhao." Lin Zhu readily agreed, then asked, "Are the three fairies still breaking through?"

“That’s right.” Zhao Gongming nodded. “It will take at least a thousand years to get out of this place.”

Just as the two were talking, a "crack" was heard, the sound of a cup breaking.

They looked in the direction of the sound and saw that General Rolling Curtain had smashed the glass cup.

For a moment, Yaochi fell silent.

General Rolling Curtain is a Taiyi Golden Immortal, how could he break the glass cup?

It probably wasn't intentional.

Then they saw the Jade Emperor's expression suddenly turn cold.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me! Your Majesty, please forgive me!" General Curtain-Roller hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Guards! General Curtain-Roller has been disrespectful before the Emperor. He shall be banished to the mortal realm to suffer the torment of ten thousand swords piercing his heart every day."

The Jade Emperor's words were cold and devoid of any emotion.

Tianpeng knew his chance had come, and quickly pleaded for Juanlian, "Your Majesty, please spare Juanlian this once."

The Jade Emperor was furious. "Spare him once? Do you know that I only have three of these crystal cups, and he smashed them all. Things can happen once or twice, but not three or four times. He brought this on himself, and I have already been very merciful."

"Huh!" Tianpeng was dumbfounded, looking up at Laozi, 'Grandmaster, this isn't what you said!'

Laozi looked up but did not look at Tianpeng.

"What, Tianpeng, are you going to plead for Juanlian?"

The Jade Emperor wore a cold smile.

Tianpeng muttered to himself, "Isn't it just a glass cup?"

"That's something I brought up from the mortal realm." The Jade Emperor was furious. Looking at Tianpeng, he couldn't help but want to punch him. "Guards! Tianpeng is talking nonsense in front of the Emperor. Go and give him ten golden maces."

Tianpeng was shocked. "Your Majesty, you mustn't!"

Ten golden maces—that's going to cause serious injury!

He was enjoying watching the dance and even took a liking to a palace maid, but because he pleaded for the curtain-raiser, he ended up getting himself involved.

Zhao Gongming asked with a smile, "Brother, have you figured it out?"

Chapter 836 The Physical Body of Jin Chanzi

Lin Zhu smiled and replied, "It feels a bit early."

Zhao Gongming understood his meaning. "Only five hundred years, not early, not early at all." As he spoke, he suddenly remembered that Lin Zhu was also only a little over five hundred years old, and then laughed again, "For you, it is indeed a bit early. Hahaha!"

The pain of being pierced by a thousand arrows that General Rolling Curtain suffered after being banished to the mortal realm was real.

Although the pain was extreme, they dared not resist in the slightest.

But this also caused a drastic change in his personality, and even his appearance became fierce and menacing.

Because he had stayed in the water, especially in the Liusha River, for too long, his body was filled with innate evil energy, and his body gradually became mutated, slowly showing signs of turning into a fish demon.

Fortunately, his magical power is pure, so there is no need to worry too much for the next thousand years.

After the An Tian Conference, Tianpeng sat by the Milky Way, feeling somewhat heavy-hearted.

The curtain has been rolled up and descended to earth; now it's his turn.

Laozi told him that if he broke any of the heavenly rules, he would be demoted to the mortal realm.

He's currently thinking about which heavenly rule would be most natural to break.

Seeing Chang'e alone by the Milky Way from afar, he hurriedly went up to her and asked, "Fairy Chang'e, why have you come to the Milky Way?"

Chang'e said, "A ladle of Weak Water comes and goes; Your Majesty will find it useful."

Tianpeng knew she was referring to Lady Wangshu, and that the Weak Water she needed was more than just a single ladleful.

Although Tianpeng was extremely attracted to Chang'e, he dared not flirt with her.

After all, Wang Shu is protecting him, so if he fails to flirt with her, he might not even have a chance to be reincarnated.

But the appearance of Chang'e gave him inspiration.

After Chang'e retrieved a ladle of Weak Water, he drank his fill of the nectar and went to the Hundred Flowers Palace to flirt with the Hundred Flowers Fairy.

The Flower Fairy is only at the Golden Immortal realm, while Tianpeng is truly serious.

If it weren't for the Queen Mother of the West, who was in charge of the Heavenly Court's Desire Realm, noticing this trace of lust, Tianpeng would have truly succeeded.

"Tianpeng, how dare you!"

When the Queen Mother appeared at the Hundred Flowers Palace, she looked at Tianpeng, whose upper body was naked and revealed layers of fat, and felt disgusted.

Looking at the Flower Fairy's tattered clothes and tear-streaked face, Tianpeng seemed even more despicable.

Tianpeng had sobered up by then, and cold sweat was pouring down his forehead.

It's true what they say, alcohol emboldens the timid; my true nature was completely exposed after drinking.

His original plan wasn't like this, and his mind was buzzing for a moment.

Laozi sensed something was amiss. After calculating with his fingers, he sighed and transmitted his voice, saying, "Tianpeng, this calamity is destined for you. This old Daoist cannot interfere this time."

'Grandmaster!' Tianpeng cried out for help in his heart, but it was all in vain, without causing the slightest ripple.

The Jade Emperor was furious when he heard the news.

'You rascal, Tianpeng! Even I, the Fairy of a Hundred Flowers, am moved by her beauty, but I've never dared to cross the line. And you, you've already started flirting with her!'

"Guards! Banish Tianpeng to the mortal realm, strip him of his cultivation, and cast him into the cycle of reincarnation."

"Yes!" The heavenly generals raised Tianpeng.

Tianpeng struggled and shouted, "Your Majesty, I have rendered meritorious service to your Heavenly Court, you cannot do this!"

The heavenly generals, observing the Jade Emperor's words and expressions, saw that his anger had intensified, so they stopped walking.

After Tianpeng's immortal bones were removed from the Execution Platform, he was cast into the cycle of reincarnation.

At this time, Houtu had returned, and Zhen Yuanzi had also returned to Wuzhuang Temple to continue his vacation.

Upon learning of Tianpeng's great achievements in Heaven, she was displeased and manipulated the situation, causing Tianpeng to be reborn into the animal realm, specifically into the womb of a sow.

During this process, Tianpeng did not drink the Meng Po soup, and therefore retained his memories.

Laozi watched silently, and when he saw that his disciple had turned into a pig, his face darkened.

"Oh, calamity!"

Although Tianpeng had his immortal bones removed and his magical powers destroyed, his primordial spirit remained, and he did not lose his memories.

Therefore, after he was transformed into a piglet, he was able to immediately condense innate spiritual energy and soon cultivated to the level of a great demon.

Seeing that he had been turned into a pig, he was filled with boundless rage and immediately bit the pigs around him to death. Then he ran away as fast as he could, tears streaming down his face.

Although Marshal Tianpeng was a bit fat, he was still very majestic.

He was reborn as a pig, how could he ever face anyone again?

"Alas!" A sigh came from beside him, "Tianpeng, I know you are resentful, but this is also an opportunity for you. Perhaps in the future, after you have accumulated enough merit, you may be able to enter the Primordial Chaos Realm."

Immediately afterwards, a nine-toothed rake and a gourd of golden pills appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness.

"I'm returning your weapon to you. This gourd contains six-stage golden pills, enough to restore your cultivation to that of a Great Luo Golden Immortal. But remember, the highest good is like water."

In a mountain forest, Zhu Ganglie knelt and bowed, "Disciple will obey the Ancestor."

"That's good. Focus on your cultivation. For the next five hundred years, you may do as you please within certain limits, but please refrain from committing too much killing."

Zhu Ganglie's eyes lit up, and he kowtowed repeatedly, saying, "Disciple thanks the Ancestor."

With Laozi's permission, he could live a carefree life for five hundred years!

However, his current cultivation level is only that of a Great Demon, so he doesn't have the luxury of being carefree. He still needs to improve his cultivation level first.

Thus, the three-person pilgrimage team has descended to the mortal realm, and now all that's missing is the pilgrim.

At Mount Ling, the one-armed Buddha, who still has one arm suppressing Sun Wukong, is preaching the Dharma.

He still remembered the embarrassing thing Jin Chanzi did to him at the Peach Banquet more than 300 years ago, and he had long ago decided to let him be reincarnated to retrieve the scriptures.