[Empty: Thank you all for your support! I'm very touched.]

[Paimon: Don't get too emotional yet. Zhongli is flying towards you from the rock ridge, possibly to eliminate any threats.]

[Empty: No way! This works?!]

[Higgwen: Lady Vilette went over too!]

[Rin: Sora, good luck to you. We will remember you...]

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (In a flashback)

Inside the Dust Song Pot, Kong found Funina and planned to seek her help.

"Funina, I like a girl, but I don't know whether I should confess my feelings?"

When Funina heard Kong ask her this question, her eyes widened: "You... have someone you like? Who is it?"

Thinking about Hu Tao's usual attire, he said, "She is a petite girl who always wears a hat and shorts. She has a lively personality and a mature and steady male subordinate whose prototype is a dragon."

Translation: ...Xiao Lei...has very good skin...

Hearing Kong say that, Funina blushed and suggested, "If you like someone, you should be brave and confess! Don't miss out on happiness! /(//o/ω/o//)/

Encouraged by Funina, Sora strengthened her resolve: "Oh, okay! I'll confess to Kurumi when she gets here."

Upon hearing that it wasn't her, Funina quickly corrected herself: "Um, don't rush, we can't be rash about this."

Kong was somewhat confused as to why Funina would suddenly change her mind: "Didn't you say you were going to be brave and confess your feelings?"

Fu Ningna didn't dare look directly into the air, and instead looked at the ground as she said the excuse she had just thought of: "Yeah, I'm afraid you're too timid and it would be so embarrassing if you didn't dare to speak up. How about I drink with you to give you courage before you confess?"

Sora also thought the idea was excellent and immediately agreed: "That's a great idea!"

When Funina heard that Kongdu had agreed, she mentally reviewed her plan: "I'll get you drunk and see how you confess your feelings then."

[Empty: I never expected you to be like this, Funina! Too bad your little sister got lucky!]

[Ying: Fufu, you're so naughty! But I like you so much!]

[Navilette: Sigh, the kids' grown up, I can't control them anymore! Hey, you blondie, stop right there! I'll take care of the danger!]

Before long, both of them were drunk, and Funina even joked, "This Kongkong is such a loser."

When Hu Tao came over, she saw that there was still a lot of wine on the table, so she joined them for a drink: "There's a drinking party? No wonder you invited me here, I'll drink too."

After a while, all three of them got drunk and sat alone in the middle of the sofa, with Hu Tao and Funina sitting on either side of them.

Fulina, emboldened by the alcohol, decided to confess her feelings to Sora: "Traveler, you like me the most, don't you?"

"I..." Before Sora could finish speaking, Kurumi retorted to Funina's question: "Nonsense, he clearly likes me the most, doesn't he?"

"I..." The two interrupted Kong's hesitation once again, glaring at him angrily and demanding that he choose: "Tell me, who do you like the most?"

Kong Lingji suddenly had an idea and regained control with a question: "Before answering this question, let me test you first. Seeing the two of you here today reminded me of a four-character idiom. Can you guess what it is?"

Funina first pointed to herself, then to Walnut: "I guess it's like being in dire straits, right?"

Seeing that Kong didn't react, Hu Tao thought Fu Ningna was wrong: "No, it should be, playing tricks."

"You're all wrong!"

"What is that?" X2

The correct answer to the last blank was: "It is 'Hu Fu (芙) riding and archery'".

Although Funina and Kurumi were shocked by the answer, they still leaned on Sora.

After the two were knocked down, small red hearts rose up in mid-air.

[Furina: Damn it, one wasn't enough, they had to give me two at once!]

[Aha: Hehehe, Furina is having so much fun that she's seeing herself in it! This is hilarious!]

[Zhe: Your Highness, you are truly guilty of heinous crimes!]

[Navelette: Lord Rock God, just unleash Celestial Phenomenon on him!]

Zhongli: I agree.

~~~ (ФωФ) ~~~ (Back to the present)

"That's how it is. We all drank too much that night." After Kong finished explaining all the reasons, the two dragons' gazes became even sharper.

Sora, feeling a cold sweat break out under his gaze, decided to try and salvage the situation: "So, in that sense, we're all family, aren't we, Dads?"

Seeing that the two had no intention of letting him off the hook, Sora had no choice but to make one last request: "Um, please don't hit my face."

The screams could be clearly heard from inside the house, even from outside.

"The heavens move and all things manifest."

"Tide, I have returned."

"Awooo~ Roar~ Roar~ Roar~"

[Uncle Yang: Every single thing he says is a landmine, it's really outrageous.]

Theresa: He deserved to get beaten up.

[Empty: Honestly, you have no compassion at all! You cold-hearted people, I will never forgive you!]

[Billy: Hey, hey, hey, don't mix up the shows! You're the Prince of the Abyss, not the Prince of Amusement Park ( ̄ω ̄;)]

"System: Everyone draw a card yourselves, I'm outta here, absolutely no overtime."

[Qingque: Sigh, I also want to leave work early!]

[Fu Xuan: Then you can talk to us after you've paid your dues tonight.]

[Ling Sha: It must have been tough on Qing Que. Who would have thought that the little Grand Diviner would have such a large demand?]

[Qingque: It's all tears when I talk about it! (╥_╥)]

Chapter 125 Don't Insert the Strange USB Drive into Qingyi (Second Update)

"System: Everyone get ready, today's program is going to be very exciting, it's a police officer series!"

"Don't insert any strange USB drives into Qingyi!"

(Source: YouTuber)

[Zhu Yuan: It's Senior Qingyi!]

[Qingyi: Could it be that I've caught a virus? That shouldn't be the case.]

[Grace: Oh! A robot, huh? Can I study it?]

[Cleta: You still have work to do, don't bother the police!]

Ling knew that Qingyi was coming to Liufen Street today, so she went to accompany her.

After exiting the subway station, the two walked together. Along the way, Qingyi focused intently on the documents in her hands, occasionally chatting with Ling.

"Today I'm here to investigate the safety and crime situation on 6th Street."

When Ling heard that Qingyi had come to inspect, she assured her that the investigation would be fine.

"Our Liufen Street has a simple and honest folk culture, how could anyone break the law? (*^ω^*)"

"Huh?" Ling had just finished speaking when she stepped on something. She bent down to pick it up and found it was a button. She asked in confusion, "What's this?"

Before Ling could figure out what it was, she heard the sound of electricity all around her.

Then, Qingyi's face suddenly turned red, and she slumped against him. Only then did Ling realize that something was wrong and asked anxiously, "Officer Qingyi, what's wrong?"

“Ah~ Ah~ Ah~……/(///ω///)/” At this moment, Qingyi was no longer able to answer Ling’s question, and a series of unintelligible moans came from her mouth.

"Could this be EMP?" Ling hadn't figured out what it was yet, but because of Qingyi's condition, she could only go back to the video store for treatment first: "Um, let me help you back to rest first."

[Qiong: Wow, is this what they call a simple and honest folk? ∑(??д??lll)]

[Star: The sheriff was attacked as soon as he arrived at Sixth Street. A thorough investigation is recommended. (?????)]

Kiana: Wow, she took down a cop with just an EMP! Sixth Street is dangerous everywhere.

[Ying: I feel that the status of Liufen Street, with its simple and honest folk customs, is equivalent to the Far East Demon Cave, a training ground for Herrschers, and a cradle of great figures.]

Theresa: I already said it's not the Far East's hellhole (╬◣д◢)

[Sora: Well… Valkyrie Hospital… After all, there are so many students in a school, and most of them have mental health issues.]

Theresa: Slander! Rumors! This is Valkyrie Academy, not the Far East Demon Cave, and definitely not a hospital! (f***ing)

[Zhu Yuan: Senior Qingyi, you should watch your step. Now you've seen the surprise, haven't you?]

[Qingyi: It's alright, there's still the bell, it shouldn't be a problem...]

After Ling brought Qingyi back to the video store, she placed her on the bed. Qingyi stared blankly at the ceiling, occasionally muttering a few rhymes.

"Working all the time without drinking tea, even a clever young lady will become foolish, (?_?)"

"Why are you talking nonsense? It seems you've been infected with a virus. I need to install an antivirus disk." Seeing that Qingyi's condition had worsened, Ling hurriedly rummaged through the toolbox for anything she needed.

Ling looked at the blue USB drive she had found, sensed something was wrong, and prepared to give it to Qingyi: "This will do! Qingyi, where is your USB drive port?"

Qingyi, still a little dazed, pointed towards the charging port. Ling, seeing where Qingyi was pointing, blushed and said embarrassedly, "Here? Well… I'm sorry for the intrusion. /(//o/ω/o//)/"

After Ling plugged the USB drive into the charging port, Qingyi unconsciously hummed softly.

The sound made Ling unable to look directly at the screen: "This scene is so strange!"

[Zhu Yuan: Senior Qingyi, is that where you charge your battery? That's amazing!]

Kiana: So, Qingyi, can you use the Bangbu charging station behind the newsstand on Sixth Street?

[Qingyi: I would never use that!]

[Danheng: Why does Qingyi's malfunctioning state look like she's possessed by March 7th?]

[March 7th: Are you saying I'm stupid?! You think I won't bite you?!]

After a series of meticulous repairs, Ling finally finished. Wiping the sweat from her forehead, she relaxed and said, "It's finally done."

"You saved me!" Qingyi looked at her repaired body, smiled wickedly, and pounced on Ling, knocking her to the ground, teasingly saying:

"Not bad! Come on, let me see if your development is normal~! (?????)"

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