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"What's going on!" Ling was confused about the situation. She glanced at the USB drive in her hand and realized, "Wait, I grabbed the wrong drive. This is a data drive from a previous civilization belonging to someone named Brother Jie!"

[Jay: As expected, even though we're in different worlds, my story will still be told there!]

[Qiong: You pervert, what's there to be so smug about!]

[Ling: This feels good too. Qingyi has become so proactive.]

[Ying: Xiaoling is still too reserved. I also like watching erotica!]

[Aponia: Don't lead the children astray!]

System: Don't worry, those who don't meet the psychological age requirement have been blocked.

"Change to this one!" Ling tried a different purple hard drive, and this one was even more exciting than the previous one.

After the data transmission, the police officer's uniform in blue transformed into a maid outfit. She bowed 90 degrees to Ling with her back to her, then shyly turned back to look at Ling: "Master, please feel free to ______ (fantasize) about me!"

[Ying: I'm all for this! Oh ho ho ho~……(⊙ω⊙)]

[Sora: Sister, how could you do this! We can't just look at the surface of things; we must focus on the essence...]

Kiana: When did he become so uncultured? How come I never noticed before?

[Captain: Sora, are you serious?! So fast!]

[Kiana: Kiana, don't worry, he'll be fine in a bit. He's in sage mode right now.]

"This one isn't right either, let's try this one," Ling said, and then inserted a pink USB drive.

The woman in green suddenly became fierce, and the sudden change made Ling feel like crying: "Why is it getting stranger and stranger?"

[Kong: Wow, it's Her Majesty the Queen! I feel like I'm ready again! ...Ah! I'm burnt out!]

[Ling Sha: Your Highness, you should rest and not watch such stimulating videos ╮(︶﹏︶)╭]

[Ying: Bro, you're such a noob, you're a total noob!]

[Star: Sky, go quit porn! Even Peipei has more stamina than you!]

[Rin: Wait a minute, Hoshi, how did you know?]

[March 7th: During the time this guy had just woken up on the space station, I followed Peipei around every day, filming his daily life... (?_?)]

[Pepe: Woof woof woof (It's just... the first time I've ever encountered such a pervert!)]

After some time, Ling checked repeatedly and only relaxed after confirming that there were no problems: "Finally back to normal."

"Miss Ling, thank you for saving me."

"Hi, you're welcome (*^ω^*)"

After thanking them, Qingyi held the USB drives and stared at Ling: "But how come your shop has so many banned films? (?_?)"

Rin raised her hands to prove her innocence: "This... I don't know either! \(O_O)／"

This time, Qingyi acted swiftly and decisively, handcuffing Ling: "Spreading silver-glowing items is illegal. Come with me to turn yourself in."

After Ling and Qingyi left, Zhe returned to the video store and knocked on Ling's door: "Ling, I can't find the pornography detection materials that Zhu Yuan sent last time. Did you see them? Hmm?"

[Qingyi: So it was you, Zhu Yuan, who was the source!]

Kiana: If Tetsuya had come back a little earlier, we wouldn't have had that amazing show.

[Empty: Let's thank Brother Zhe!]

[Star: Thank you, Brother Zhe!]

[Qiong: Thank you, Godfather!]

"System: Hurry up and draw a prize, there's one more to come!"

[Ring: ...Gutter oil - Chicken Wing Rice (20% gutter oil)...Is it really okay to be so blatant?]

[Qingyi: ...Godzilla-infused liquor (a must-have for gifting to superiors)...What the hell is this? Just throw it away.]

[Zhe: ...adiaos shower gel (premium pack, 13-in-1)...System, explain to me what 13-in-1 means!]

System: There are only thirteen uses, and they are listed below. Feel free to use them, dear!

Zhe: Wang Nima...where have you been coming from lately, doing so many outrageous things?

"System: These were all stolen from counterfeit systems. I just need your help to clear out the inventory..."

[Star: System, I thank you for your family tree...]

Chapter 126 The Butterfly's Tale: Zero Negative Reviews for Treating Insomnia (First Update)

"System: This system advises everyone to exercise restraint in daily life, otherwise even doctors can't save you. The following is a case study."

"My health is getting worse and worse..."

(Source: YouTuber)

[Bai Zhu: Young people really need to be careful. Don't end up like Ying, who's worrying about paying her grain taxes every day.]

[Chang Sheng: Who told her to find so many wives all at once? I feel like she's experiencing both pain and pleasure.]

[Ying: Dr. Bai, please treat me and prescribe some medicine to replenish my qi and blood.]

[Ling: As expected of Ying-jie, even in this state, she still has the energy to speak!]

[Star: She's clinging to life by Teyvat eggs.]

[Paimon: It will take some time for the Seven Gods statues to recover, we can only tough it out.]

Kiana: Sigh, this young man...

On Onpharos, Xing, sporting two heavy dark circles under her eyes, found Feng Jin, hoping she could help treat them:

"Doctor, I've been having trouble sleeping lately. Are there any ways to help?"

"Yes, brother! Yes!" Feng Jin immediately thought of a solution to Xing's minor problem, pointing to Xia Die beside her and introducing her: "This is our expert in treating insomnia!"

[Bai E: Should I let Xia Die treat my insomnia? Is that alright?]

[Xia Die: Hehe, maybe dying is considered like falling asleep.]

[Tibo: ...But even if they're asleep, how do I wake them up?...]

[Empty: Bao probably won't wake up!]

[Rin: As everyone knows, Wanfeng is immortal and frequently resurrects.]

[Pam: You're not planning to have Wan Di pick people up and drop them off, are you?!]

[Tian: Although the idea is good, don't think about it again next time (￣ω￣;)]

When Xing saw the attending physician's appearance, she thought Feng Jin had come to the wrong person: "No, it's Xia Die!"

"Our Butterfly Treasure not only provides excellent service, but is also an expert with zero negative reviews." Feng Jin said that's right, Xiaodie is an expert.

To prevent Xing from disbelieving, Feng Jin deliberately used her hands to show her Xia Die's previous data.

"There aren't any comments at all, are there?" Xing felt even more uneasy after reading it, but finally gave up struggling with it: "Xia Die has the power of death! How is this supposed to cure insomnia?"

When Feng Jin answered Xing's question, she used eerie background music and stared at Xing with wide eyes: "If you were dead, you would just be asleep!"

Xing was a little confused when he heard the reason, but after he came to his senses, he felt it was feasible and accepted Xia Die's treatment: "That makes sense!"

[Hu Tao: Wow, so many orders completed! I wish Wang Sheng Tang had this many orders!]

[Ying: That's possible! You could collaborate with Xia Die!]

[Shibao: Right, since your worlds have already merged, you can follow the Star Train to Onpharos and open a branch!]

[Zhe: Xia Die is in charge of granting death, and Hu Tao is in charge of the aftermath. It seems like a very feasible plan!]

[Xia Die: What a great idea! Once Onpharos connects to the universe, everyone is welcome to come and visit!]

[Sky Titan: Pretend I don't exist!]

Kiana: Anyway, A-Xing and the others will definitely take care of you when they leave, just wait...

Xia Die walked behind Xing, put her hand on her shoulder, and whispered in her ear, "Take a deep breath, it's normal to feel dizzy."

After being touched by Xia Die, Xing's eyelids started to droop, and soon she exclaimed, "Is this what death feels like?"

When Xing opened her eyes again, she had arrived in the underworld. A girl was sitting in the chair in front of her. She slowly turned around with a smile on her face. It was Polycia.

"Sister, you're here?" Polycia's smile vanished instantly when she saw that the person who arrived wasn't her sister, but a gray-haired creature: "Who the hell are you?"

Then, Xing was forcibly sent back, and she gained a buff called Moon Cocoon. She couldn't help but complain, "This just won't work."

[Ying: This is a wheelchair filled with rotunda.]

[Alicia: She looks a lot like little Gretchen!]

[Uncle Yang: The promised new world is just a bunch of old friends. I'm tired. Let's destroy it!]

[Silver Wolf: I'm increasingly suspecting that Onphalos is Paradise 2.0. Dawei Qiu, can you explain this? (?_?)]

[Daweiqiu: These are all games that exploit IPs, it's unreasonable if a few people don't die! (O_O;)@RoastedChicken]

[Roasted Chicken: Haha... How could that be? There's still Xia Die to rescue them! Trust her, even if all the other Golden Blood members are dead, she can still save them.]

[Xia Die: I can't, thank you...]

Seeing that Xing was about to give up, Xia Die smiled and told her not to worry: "It's okay, I have another idea (。＞?＜。)"

Upon hearing that Xia Die had another idea, Xing perked up immediately: "What idea?!"

"Hypnosis!" Xia Die said, then opened an app on her phone and handed it to Xing with a smile.

There was only one animation on the phone screen: a pink heart in the center of the screen, constantly radiating pink and white ripples.

"Sigh!" Xing exclaimed before losing consciousness. When she woke up again, she was sleeping in Xia Die's room. All the destroyed equipment was scattered on the floor, and Xia Die was asleep, lying on top of her. "Sigh...?"

[Qiong: Wow, Xia Die must have been planning this for a long time!]

Himeko: The children are grown up now; let them handle their own matters of the heart.

Kiana: The video's been recorded, I'm going to find Mei to try it out! I want to eat Mei's fried chicken too!

[Honkai Impact 3rd Seele: This kind of thing probably won't work on Valkyries, right?]

Walter: Who knows, but it's still a possibility.